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Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by lenghtinny(m): 8:25pm On Apr 24, 2018
Admin401:
Having sex for a long time is weird to me.

Like having sex for a long period of time just seems weird... like imagine spending an entire hour laying around in various positions just moving your dick in and out of a wet hole. That is honestly idiotic and barbaric

Optimal sex would take a minute or two, 5 minutes would be a bit long but reasonable

The whole point of it is to use the pussy to bust a nut. The nut is the end goal. Doing all that weird rubbing is a waste of time

Is there a reason why people try to kill themselves because of sex?
Cause you use 5 minutes on a woman doesn't make it right or wrong. Perspectives differs.

What is right to you maybe left to another person. It doesn't mean that you are right or wrong.
Celebrities › Re: Runtown And Son, Baby Z In Coordinate Hairstyles by lenghtinny(m): 8:32pm On Apr 23, 2018
Foreign bishes only cheesy
Romance › Re: Advice Needed. How Do I Handle This? by lenghtinny(m): 8:45am On Apr 23, 2018
lovediehatelive:
LOL.. Approaching her is not the problem, but IS IT PROPER to get her digits in the prescence of her co-workers?
Jamb question angry

Incase you don't know, all die na die. No time for proper or improper fraction angry
Politics › Re: #LazyNigerianYouths: Debola Williams Mocks Buhari by lenghtinny(m): 7:36am On Apr 23, 2018
lereinter:
remember buhari
send a curse to him
Waste of precious time angry
The old man is a curse
Phones › Re: Truecaller Reaches 100 Million Daily Active Users by lenghtinny(m): 7:29am On Apr 23, 2018
danysi:
USE OF ENGLISH:

" **We have a very young population; our population is estimated conservatively to be 180 million. More than 60 per cent of the population is below the age of 30. A lot of them have not been to school and they are claiming that Nigeria has been an oil producing country, therefore they should sit and do nothing and get housing, healthcare and education free* .

1. Identify where the word " LAZY" is hidden in the statement above. (30 marks)

2. Summarize the paragraph above in one sentence. (30 marks)

3. Is the statement above true or false.(10 marks)

4. Does the statement offend you? If yes, why? (30 marks). Good luck

Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date Yes Or No? by lenghtinny(m): 6:00am On Apr 23, 2018
Doesn't change a thing angry
Celebrities › Re: Swedish DJ Avicii Dies At 28 by lenghtinny(m): 12:02am On Apr 21, 2018
RexTramadol1:
Your movies were incredible


RIP to a great movie director.
You don high angry
Movie director kò, music producer ni.
Celebrities › Re: Swedish DJ Avicii Dies At 28 by lenghtinny(m): 12:00am On Apr 21, 2018
Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful

And every night has its day, so magical

And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle

That can't be defeated

For every tyrant a tear for the vulnerable

In every lost soul the bones of a miracle

For every dreamer a dream we're unstoppable

With something to believe in

Monday left me broken

Tuesday I was through with hoping

Wednesday my empty arms were open

Thursday waiting for love, waiting for love

Thank the stars it's Friday

I'm burning like a fire gone wild on Saturday

Guess I won't be coming to church on Sunday

I'll be waiting for love, waiting for love

To come around.
Celebrities › Re: BREAKING: Music Producer And DJ, Avicii Found Dead by lenghtinny(m): 11:31pm On Apr 20, 2018
eldee365:
Hope I get the chance to travel the world Wish I could stay this young forever Not afraid to close these eyes Life is a game for everyone and love is the prize

---------------Avicii

This life is a mystery!! mate.
True bro
Celebrities › Re: BREAKING: Music Producer And DJ, Avicii Found Dead by lenghtinny(m): 11:07pm On Apr 20, 2018
eldee365:
That's cool man


I can't believe it, Avicii is gone it's like a dream


I don't want to wake up
Cool people don't last long embarassed
Celebrities › Re: BREAKING: Music Producer And DJ, Avicii Found Dead by lenghtinny(m): 10:59pm On Apr 20, 2018
eldee365:
He said, "One day you'll leave this world behind
So live a life you will remember."
My father told me when I was just a child
These are the nights that never die



"The nights" - Avicii



My favorite Avicii song lyrics




Rest in peace Avicii



This is bad
I like the nights but waiting for love is my favorite
Celebrities › Re: BREAKING: Music Producer And DJ, Avicii Found Dead by lenghtinny(m):
The dude that introduced me into the world of EDM
.
Waiting for love
Wake me up
Levels
Dear boy
Good feeling
I could be the one
Sweet dreams etc

Rest on Avicii embarassed embarassed
Romance › Re: Viral Big-sized Nigerian Lady And Her Husband-to-be , Finally Weeds - Pictures by lenghtinny(m): 5:13pm On Apr 20, 2018
IamD18:
Why will a man decide to marry two wives?

Why can't he just focus and marry one woman, than marrying two women at a time.

It's just bad.

Romance › Re: Father, Son In Fight Over ‘prostitute’ (photo) by lenghtinny(m): 5:11pm On Apr 20, 2018
The man need to go for a DNA test angry
Family › Re: More Lagos Wives Beat Husbands, Says Commissioner by lenghtinny(m): 4:46pm On Apr 20, 2018
TheUpsetGirl1:
feminists gonna avoid this thread like fire...
when a man batters a woman he is called weak, woman beater and beast so what are ladies who carry out domestic abuse against their husbands going to be calledhuh
They will still call the poor man a weak man angry

The wives are called strong and independent women
Romance › Re: My Neighbour's Wife Is In With Another Man Right Now by lenghtinny(m): 4:37pm On Apr 20, 2018
cornoil:
1 Thessalonians 4:11

and to make it your ambition to lead a quiet life and attend to your own business and work with your hands, just as we commanded you,


1 Timothy 5:13

At the same time they also learn to be idle, as they go around from house to house; and not merely idle, but also gossips and busybodies, talking about things not proper to mention.


1 Peter 4:15

But let none of you suffer as a murderer, or as a thief, or as an evildoer, or as a busybody in other men's matters.
So your own Bible tells you to turn a blind eye to evil....

Education › Re: Edward Kisuze, Ugandan Lecturer Arrested For Sexually Harassing A Student by lenghtinny(m): 1:18pm On Apr 19, 2018
The man should be called SUCK-HER-WAY cheesy

Dude tryna suck out her destiny via her peehole angry
Celebrities › Re: Cee-c Also Attacked Miracle After Insulting Tobi #bbnaija (video) by lenghtinny(m): 1:18pm On Apr 19, 2018
The girl is mentally unstable angry
She's what Yorubas call " Were alaso"
TV/Movies › Re: #bbnaija:“it Really Gave Me A Sour Taste”– Cee-c’s Sister Reacts To Her Outburst by lenghtinny(m): 1:15pm On Apr 19, 2018
NeeKlaus:
So you are saying you were trained not to manhandle women but still permitted to do so when she raises her voice against you?

How ironical. Life itself doesn't even have that much irony. smiley
That guy is not normal.

Talking with both sides of his mouth angry
Family › Re: Is My Wife Joking Or Can She Do It In Future by lenghtinny(m): 1:05pm On Apr 19, 2018
The foundation is faulty from the beginning angry

You ended up with a complicated woman with too many baggage ( already divorced with a kid at 29). It looks like you were the unofficial boyfriend while she was still married to her ex ( you have been into each other for 2 years and got married a year ago).

You have every reason to be careful angry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How A Young Man Lost A Job Opportunity by lenghtinny(m): 12:54pm On Apr 19, 2018
Which one is phone interview againhuh
You and your colleagues are all sick upstairs angry
Judging someone you don't know based on a phone callhuh
Romance › Re: Read Why I Changed From Being Romantic To Being A Monster by lenghtinny(m): 11:53am On Apr 19, 2018
Nobody can love you more than you love yourself angry

Have this at the back of your mind and you will be able to weather any storm in a relationship.
Romance › Re: "What Relationship Is All About" by lenghtinny(m): 12:10am On Apr 16, 2018
IamD18:
Firstly, LOVE is a scam to humanity

Relationship these days is all about FINANCE, LOYALTY and SUPPORT. Not about love, because love should be unconditional if atall it exist.

A woman wants a man who can financially take care of her. That's her own definition of love in a relationship, that's their reason in loving any man, that's why we see women tolerate cheaters and woman beaters that are rich. Women don't LOVE men unconditionally, they LOVE men according to their financial ability.

While a man are the worse, they don't LOVE, because any man that claims to love a woman shouldn't have the reason and right to get an erection for any other woman, even if she touches your preeq, it shouldn't rise, it should frown it's face and squat. What do men want? They want a woman who's loyal to them, a woman who'll support in building their home.

I love you...I love you, na when relationship dey start.
This is the bitter truth....
Romance › Re: Good Food Or Good Sex Which Would You Choose? by lenghtinny(m): 11:59pm On Apr 15, 2018
The worms in my belly says food
Romance › Re: A Man's Luv For sex Vs A Woman's Luv For Money? Which Is Excessive? by lenghtinny(m): 11:57pm On Apr 15, 2018
DivinelyBlessed:
Women and money.
If woman know say you get money, na point and fvck.

Romance › Re: Ditto by lenghtinny(m): 11:49pm On Apr 15, 2018
tunize:
O.p truth is on this instance you alone can advice urself, and you alone truely know what you want, so sit down and think it true. If you truely love her as u claim give her anoda chance because from ur story two of you actually had notn together when she did that jst crush crush thing...okay wait lemme ask you one simple question what if she never told you? Sometimes some ppl deserve second chance she might really love you though but watch her closely all the same bro...cos (no saint, no devil).
The girl wasn't really interested in him....
He's suddenly became a means to an end after he traveled ( A red flag that's too glaring to ignore).
The only reason why she told him is because he knew this guy. Do you think she will come out clean if the op didn't know the guy in question.
The best thing to do is to abandon anything long distance with a Nigerian girl and focus on girls in his vicinity.

Someone said dating a girl in Nigeria while you are living abroad is like parking a vehicle at owners risk.
Romance › Re: Why Blacks & Africans Feel Inferior??? by lenghtinny(m): 11:23pm On Apr 15, 2018
eberetos:
Why do you bleach your skinhuh Why is it that if white men come to your area, people may gather to look at them?? why do you prefer going to America than Ghana?? why is the devil painted black? why is evil tagged black? why do blacks/Africans do jungle justice? Why do you love to speak like oyibo?? Why do u wanna dress like oyibo?

You just proved that white people are better than blacks....
Life must be really hard angry
Romance › Re: I Need Advice On Dealing With A Cheating Girlfriend by lenghtinny(m): 11:15pm On Apr 15, 2018
You need flogging deliverance angry

Romance › Re: What's True Love: When You Use Your Girlfriend Pic In Your Whatsapp Profile(pic by lenghtinny(m): 11:04pm On Apr 15, 2018
MrToothBrush:
She is not properly fed ? Eating Bamboo sticks like a Panda
Wickedness in high places angry

Sports › Re: Man City Crowned 2017-2018 Premier League Champions After Shock Man Utd Loss by lenghtinny(m): 11:00pm On Apr 15, 2018
emmanuelpopson:
and the Merseyside red going for European glory... #YNWA
You must be dreaming angry

Deal with Roma first but be rest assured that the trophy is returning to the bernabeu stadium.
Romance › Re: Ladies Come Help Me Quick by lenghtinny(m): 10:44pm On Apr 15, 2018
I dont don't know why niggas get worked up over a punna angry
She only promised a date and you are already multi-tasking your brain.
If she opens her leg nko, what's going to happen?
Romance › Re: Share Your Heartbreak Story Here by lenghtinny(m): 10:38pm On Apr 15, 2018
Danty37:
exactly what happened to me. Where I regret the most was I never fvcked her. I dated this girl while I was still in 200l uniben back then 2012. I invested my money, time and energy to see that everything worked fine. I also promise to marry her not knowing I was building my castle in the air. After wasting 6years of relationship, the next thing I got last two weeks was a whatsapp message and I quote " I know I have really offended you but you need someone better than me". " don't bother about me and take care of yourself ". that's the message I got from her. Thank God I have already a good job in a multi national company that always keep me busy.. I would have committed suicide. It's all for good sha..
thank God she left while things are working out for good.. I was deceived by love and the the girls name is LOVETH. Loveth will never know peace in her marriage and life endeavors. I keep having negative thoughts about her and she will meet her match on a good day. I never bleeped her all in the name of keeping myself till marriage. May God will surely punish her. I used a whole lot of money just to please her, yet she dumped me. As am writing this now, Loveth will have a bad marriage and family.. so shall it be IN JESUS NAME. AMEN
The fault is all yours angry
You don't expect people to be fair to you just because you are
fair to them.
You were living for the future when you should have been in the moment. 6 years gone down the drain with heartbreak to show for it.

Brick and lace knew better, that's why they said love is wicked angry

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