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Dhayor001:
That feeling.

No more night outs.

You cant go on holidays alone.

No more excessive video games.

You cant go home drunk to stupor.

You have to dress up and go to church on Sundays.

No more one night stands with groupies with big bumbum.

If you get a divorce, she gets half of everything even if she did not contribute a penny.

In fact, kuku kee me

So, why do people get married?

veecovee:
IT'S WRONG TO ASK ANY DEAD SAINT (MARY, PETER, PAUL ETC) OR ANGELS, TO PRAY FOR YOU.

www.nairaland.com/3560501/holineness-righteousness-revival-daily-messages/15#69512016

What's wrong with this man

AnonyNymous:
We're here to learn

Kunle so you are still awake by this time
Quickly go to bed now!

APC share the money.

Yayira:
My comment really drag una come out.
See them awon billionaires

My lady.
I am not a billionaire yet, but I will gladly accept upcoming billionaire.

Greetings to every member of this thread.

Synord:
Hmmn.


I remember vividly , the memories are still Crystal clear like iPhone 8 images and the pain runs deep in my heart like arteries..
The moments are still engraved in my mind like Okorocha's statues and the fights/drama embedded in my medulla like hai hai is embedded in small doctor's mouth..


it happened in the year 2014, a year I can never forget in a hurry ..

I dated This girl for 5 years..Five good years. I could have studied a course and graduated from the university with the time I invested in the relationship .

Sometimes I still miss her like the way Messi does with Penalties.

She was everything ..My heart ..My love..My Queen , My Baby


..She had this radiant smile that could lighten up anyone's mood. She is intelligent , patient,God fearing,cooks well,dances well , neat, sociable, attractive, Perfect dress sense with the most amazing physique I have ever seen.

Anita was everything a man could wish for ..The way she walked,talked, loved and fuc ked ... Kasa !!!! ...she was the 9th wonder of the world to me..

and when she wears that particular red dress with the Jesus rosary hanging in between her two succulent mammary glands and she calls me by my first name in that seductive " toolz o " kinda tone and her orgasm bringing British accent as she slowly rolls her tongue and puts her finger in her mouth while touching her round and succulent buttocks made of the softest extraction of flesh I have seen ,

I totally forget myself and lose control ( in Peruzzi's voice) .At that moment, I know I just have to make paradise because I was already tasting version 1.0 with Anita here.

is it her sparkling white teeth ? , her daily teasing of me being the most handsome man she has ever seen , her dirty talks, when she motivates me to achieve a lot of things I achieved , she teaches me, corrects me in love , how she handles me when I am angry at her ,she knows my weak points , She knows how to garnish my favorite dishes, she is never insecure,jealous or violent ..How she sold her Father's motorcycle to help me with a business I invested in, burned candles with me in school, shunned a lot of richer and more good looking guys for me .....

Damn !!!!


she could literally die for me !!!

Anita...


Anita..

Not until 2014 when the unthinkable happened..



Did I get over Anita ??

yes I did !!! How the hell I did is a story for another day probably..


P:S I think it is more painful or difficult to get over a person after breakup when

1) you unavoidably see the person everyday / once a week / frequently

2) when the. reason for break up is petty/ not cheating/ something that can be easily resolved

3) there is no other better option/person on ground

4) The partner moved on to a better person in terms of looks, money or status

5) When you really really love the person

6) when you are broke

7) When the sex is Ogorodomdom

when you guys are meant for each other ..

Give me a mention when you create a thread for this story.

Good friend or bad friend

obojememe:
to ask this kain question when everyone is feeling sorry

Feeling sorry for what?
She is doing relatively well.
I don't think it's a bad idea to enquire if she married or not.

obojememe:
bros u get mind

I don't understand what you mean.

Is she married?

AlphaMajestic:
so leaders of tomorrow no go straff again...it's Pple like u DAT do molest 10yr olds....mumu

A 17yr old girl died while attempting illicit abortion because an irresponsible being like you got her pregnant and you still have the guts to talk about straff.
You need to be castrated.

freemanbubble:
sex be sweet sha. especially skin to skin

na unwanted pregnancy and sexually transmitted disease na im spoil the matter

may her soul rest in peace
death is only the beginning

Deltatoto:
if dem give me virgin to fckkkk give me prado na virgin I go take.sex is d sweetest thg I have seen

freemanbubble:
yeah
especially skin to skin

and the greatest feeling is when you are ejaculating inside her

Deltatoto:
that feeling and to become a senator me I will choose that feeling

freemanbubble:
although na girls the thing sweet pass o

especially when hitting it

our dickk and pusssy are like cotton bud and our ear when you are cleaning it

the pussyy is the ear. it feels good when you place the cotton bud(dickk) inside it

The so called leaders of tomorrow.

RabbiDoracle:
The so-called Guguru in the forum

I think he is disappointed with some recommendations/suggestions made by some persons to enter into the market.

He could have been scalded. No one knows.

He is not ready for stock trading yet.

IchimokuPilot:
Chinese Euro, he meant...

Probably Nigerian Euro.
Chinese Euro is even a better bargain.

PETERiCHY:
LAGOS (Reuters) - Nigerian stocks slid 3.38 percent on Friday to their lowest level in more than six months as shares in consumer goods stocks and Dangote Cement suffered.

https://af.reuters.com/article/investingNews/idAFKCN1IX51C-OZABS

BARGAIN HUNTERS let's start warming up 2018 is the GAME.

Imagine buying

GTB @ #24
DANGCEMENT @#99
WAPCO @ #20
ZENITH @#15
SEPLAT @# 360
ETI @#14
OANDO @#3
FIDELITY@#1
DIAMOND @#1
FIDELITYBK@#1
TRANSCORP @#1
CILEASING@#1
CAVERTON @#1

You are free to add yours ..........

Waiting for wapco @ 3 euros junction.

cdieli:
FXUSER the only ''Old Wine''that speaks with objectivity. God bless you

What's old wine

You said you are new here but have already condemned all the "old wines" but one. Meanwhile you have nothing to offer.

Mpeace:
WAPCO, the 3Euro stock closed at 34.80 yesterday, and its not done falling. Hmmm e be like say person fit get this one at 20.

The octopus.

MrBigiman:
The biggest shame is fighting without results. Johesu remains the most greedy union to emanate from Africa.

While they claim to fighting a just course, they quickly bulged to the Federal government in the face of dismissal from service. Hi interesting enough, the government is already doing an appraisal of service of workers in the health sector, any worker found to be redundant would be retrenched, as it's obvious it's the obvious that engage in unfounded unionism.

A toast to every Nigerian who kept holding on while the demonic lot kept barking and vibing aimlessly.

But I thought they said the president asked the minister of health to sort things out with them or resign.

It's allover.
Buhari over to you.

sonsomegrigbo:
If sonsomegrigbo talk now, dem go say I dey hate...

It's now clear that..

Crimes Rise and set in Igbo land...

Watch out tomorrow morning and see if they will not be the first tribe in the world to commit a crime...

Spit...

Shiorrrrrr

Thickcok01:
Anambra people are thief from birth

ipobarecriminals:
Ipobarethieves,ipobarecriminals.Confam!

Members, national association of skull miners.

Anigreat:








So final final paul has initiate little Andre into secret cult..

check out their polos.

You are joking right or did you take Ambien like Roseanne Barr?

What kind of blessing is this

The president should not have made the job offer public.
He just want to let the world know the guy is not patriotic.

Mcy56:
Keep throwing stones there o

He who lives in a glass house does not throw stones.

IchimokuPilot:
Maybe the helicopters mistakenly picked Peter from Escravos....

I think Peter left the market with some haircut this time around.

IchimokuPilot:
Loco, see una Caverton flight don crash.
The 11 new Helicopters have failed ALL their engines mid flight....
Eve Morgan avoided to market this one.
Passengers are waiting for 80K ticket...

Mr. Time will tell.


Maybe RabbiDoracle has something to say.

CarlosTheJackal:
You don't even knw what marriage means. I pity the girl because she is about to make the biggest mistake of her life.



I can imagine how big your pimples are because at 28 ypu are still a virgin

What is the relationship between been a virgin at 28 and big pimples?

Yayira:
You dey mind dem ?.. the thing that will make FBN fall to 3 will trap them till it gets to 0.kobo
Make una go ask Oracle weytin FCMB do am.. it took him 4 good year to sell at the price he bought. Be careful what you wish for.. I no pray make una eyes see weytin pass una..

My lady calm down.
We need these stocks to get to our desired junctions. If they go lower better.

echelons:
The only person on front page that got the gist.
Comprehension is difficult for so many people.

For me to even demand for DNA/PATERNITY test, there will have been a serious doubt and most often than not the doubts are confirmed by the tests.

Apart from comprehension, most people don't usually read the article before commenting.

iamJ:
Indirectly calling 70% of women sluts

Brain dey pain you and the Mumu researchers, Women are bad I agree but 70% is too high abeg, at most 20%

The report said 70% of the people that did the test had negative results. The result does not represent the entire population. So I am not surprised because most men that did the test only wanted to clear their doubt.

currentprice:
chai! DF open at 9.10

bear bear have mercy now

We are already approaching the 7 naira bus stop earlier than we anticipated.