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MizMyColi: _Erection ko, Detention ni

What of holy ghost fire?

These kids were named Erecti*n and Holy Ghost
Fire by their parent. What a name?

kreamidiva: Lol at the bolded .... this lady sef.

Your bolded didn't work

PetroDolla3: You can't just help but laugh at the naivety and stvupidity of some nigerians. where did you get the idea from that having the largest GDP translates into being the richest country in Africa? Wealth is measured beyind a mere GDP,huh? Why do you think a country like Norway is adjudged the richest country in the world? Is it that Norway has the largest GDP? The wealth of a nation is measured by the well-being of its citizens, using parameters such as life expectancy, access to potable water, education, health care, food etc etc after all the citizens of a country are its greatest asset, not oil not flashy cars, certainly not gele and lace!

MUMU-in-Chief!

The largest GDP and all sh1t!

Let me break thing down to your level, mor0ns

GDP is the aggregate of the value of goods and services produced within a specific jurisdiction.

So in the case of MUMUgeria, revenues from oil drives your GDP. So with high oil prices, your country’s GDP will naturally rise, even without you guys lifting a finger!

The the reality of your so-called large GDP is junk!

You know how things are with oil revenues in your sh1thole,right? Your sh1thole is one of the world's most corrupt nations,huh? Answer yes sir,dog.

By the time Goodluck Jonathan, his ape-looking wife, IBB take their share of the so called large GDP; OBJ will remove his own; Abdulsalami Abubakar will take his cut; Atiku and Tinubu will take their share, Danjuma will collect his own, even Buhari go collect na; your thieving governors and their officials will take their share, the remainder of your GDP is nothing to write home about!

MUMu by the time the leftover of your so-called large GDP is shared among the rest of you 200 suffering masses, apes like you won’t even see a kobo

Why do you think its difficult to provide water, electricity, health care, jobs etc etc in your sh1thole?

You have a point.

Let me download the video

*Lols
Education, sports and music are the programs created to make the Koran insignificant.
Wetin person no go hear

APC = Trouble

Nigeria = corruption

tbaba1234: ....Wives have [rights] similar to their [obligations], according to what is recognized to be fair, and husbands have a degree [of right] over them: [both should remember that] God is almighty and wise. [Surah 2:228]

“The best of you are those who are the best to their wives, and I am the best of you to my wives.” Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, 3895;

What of forced early marriage

Jerryolumide: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz go study English............

Easy

Iamsynord: This is the Edge Islam is having..Hw many Muslim clerics have we seen divorcing ?? The two Chris ( the Chris okotie) and now Chris oyalkilome who supposedly has A PhD in Theology.
hmn ??

Women have no say in Islam.
U can have as much as u want so no need for divorce.

Now we are talking.

XketchDesigns: Mechanical.. You can work as any other engineer with this degree. With a little bit of training of course.
You don't have to do masters, if you are good you will get a good job. Money is made in other areas, not just oil and gas. Don't have that myopic view.


Electrical is also very good.
Chemical.


Civil though I wouldn't advice, it's kind of restricted.
Last, petroleum engineering. Is the worse of them all.

Please what makes petroleum engineering the worst.
I thought they have more opportunities in the oil sector

mashodehammer: Off course what other Business does he has than to SIT TIGHT on PRESIDENT seat, Even if people are BOMBED or more GLRIS KIDNAPPED AFTERALL THEY SHOULD GO AND MARRY,OR IF TERRORIST ARE ATTACKING NIGERIA IS NOT THE ONLY COUNTRY WHERE SUCH HAPPENS, SO IT'S NO BIG DEAL,OR NO EMPLOYMENT OTHER COUNTRIES ALSO HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM.OR BAD INFRASTRUCTURE YOU PEOPLE ARE TO BE BLAMED BECAUSE I WANTED TO TACKLE THE PROBLEM BY INCREASING THE PRICE OF FUEL YOU PEOPLE REFUSE.

I am not even supporting anybody.
Don't even know if I will waste my time voting next year.
My opinion is that Nigerians should not waste their lives after next year's election. The truth is that u will never see any family member of those politicians fighting on the street. They will only heat up the environment and leave the country for the poor masses to kill themselves.

GEJ really mean business.
APC should just allow GEJ complete his second term peacefully
Nigerians will never forgive APC if there is another violence after next year's election(after GEJ's victory ).As we all know its the poor masses that will suffer.
The opposition should know when to attack with all their might- that should be 2019 by the grace of God.
PDP must go come 2019 but for peace to reign Buhari should park tight and stop wasting the lives of ignorant Nigerians after every election.

Rilwayne001: The both are more competent than the clueless man in Aso Rock now.

Nigeria needs cerebral minds at the helm of affairs to achieve accelerated development. The present administration led by Jonathan has failed in critical sectors like power, security, fight against corruption, reduction of poverty and unemployment rates.

The end of PDP is near, and they will all be swept out of office come 2015 general election.

Only a retarded person would vote into office that clueless Jona again after failing us in soo many ways.

I NOMINATE THE PEOPLES GENERAL

I may agree with u if u say this administration failed in the fight against corruption but developmental wise GEJ has done very well.
Even Buhari cannot stop Nigerians from been corrupt u should know that by now.

Information coming in from Borno State in
northern Nigeria suggest that the Boko Haram
insurgents might be changing their base from
the Sambisa forest moving towards southern
Borno.
According to a report published by Sahara
Reporters today, Wednesday, 27 August, 2014,
residents living near Sambisa forest in Borno
State have reported seeing a large number of
Boko Haram militants leaving the thick forest
Tuesday’s morning and moving towards
southern Borno.
It was gathered that a security source also
confirmed the account of the villagers.
The source informed that Nigeria’s intelligence
agents were aware that members of the
Islamist sect, who had been holed up in
Sambisa forest, seemed to be relocating to the
large territories they have captured in their
recent attacks.
He added that the insurgents’ relocation is
most likely motivated by the sect’s recent
successes in capturing several major towns in
northern Borno, Yobe, and Adamawa States.
According to some villagers, who claimed to
witness the militants’ relocation, the
insurgents had been moving their families and
possibly many of their abductees to safer
grounds in towns captured in recent weeks.
A villager in Kirawa, a town on the
Cameroonian side, also said he had seen some
suspected Boko Haram militants moving
through Cameroonian territory to Nigeria with
large amounts of cargo in tightly secured
convoys.
Many people believe the alleged relocation of
the insurgents may be as a result of about 480
Nigerian soldiers who fled to neighboring
Cameroon some days ago in order to escape
from a fierce contingent of Boko Haram
militants that attacked Gamboru-Ngala, a
major town near the border with Cameroon.
It was reported after the incident that the
militants easily seized the town, and hoisted
their flags at a police station and the home of
a former governor, Ali Modu Sheriff.
It was reported that the fleeing soldiers, who
ran away with civilians, left behind four
armored personnel carriers (APCs) and a huge
cache of arms that the militants have taken.
Only on Tuesday, the absconding soldiers were
repatriated to Nigeria by the Cameroonian
authorities .
Meanwhile, many villagers that were displaced
because of the heavy fighting Gamboru-Ngala
are still trapped in Fotocol, a small town near
Ngala.
At least, 10, 000 people have lost their lives
while tens of thousands of others have been
internally displaced from their communities in
northeastern Nigeria due to Boko Haram
insurgency since 2009.


http://www.naij.com/281837-boko-haram-relocates-sambisa.html

Personally, I like affordable things not free things.
When the 100 naira charge was removed initially,my fear was that many banks will abandon their ATM since they won't make extra money for their services.

cococandy: When will you get sense?
No offense.
Ebola a hoax?
Na wa sha. And you're proudly saying it all over the forum. So we should get careless about ebola because rabies exists?.

Some people should not be taken serious.
Didn't u see the moniker?

Blockus: You saw my User i.d right?!



Dude... You needs to smoke some weed and chill the fhuck out. Life aint that serious.

Blockus

Free food.

deeobserver209: Buhari is almost 75 years old.

So nothing for the youths
The so called leaders of tomorrow.

1United1: Good Riddance A To Bad Rubbish! PDP is gradually becoming a dumping ground for failed politicians

APC

Sai Buhari!

Let's Rid Nigeria of Corruption!

Please is Buhari the only candidate in APC
How old is Buhari
It is either GEJ or Buhari and no other person.
No need to waste my time voting

Welcome GEJ

In a piece titled Singleton ,
comedian Alibaba expressed his views on the
challenges single mothers in Nigeria face and how
they can overcome these challenges.
Read the article below:
Every now and then, I meet and get messages,
from ladies, who either lost their jobs, widowed,
pregnant and no job, the guy who impregnated
them absconded, or is around but doesn’t give a
hoot, or working but can’t meet the financial
demands of raising kids on their own, or the guy
agreed to having the babies and to support with
their upkeep… But things happened and he
couldn’t come through with the promised
support.Single mothers are increasing in numbers
consequent on one or two of the reasons
mentioned above. And this always makes me ask,
is it not possible to avoid being caught up in
some of these tough situations? I know its
impossible to know if you will be a widow and left
with 2 or 3 kids to raise by yourself, as a mother.
But when it happens, what is the solution?
Some ladies just want to have kids, because they
attended a birthday party and they saw Kemi with
her 2 lovely kids. They also know Kemi has no
visible source of income. Wake up!!!!! Kemi has
sources of income. Ruff n Tumble DOESNT dash
kids clothes weekly… To be honest, you don’t
want to know what she does to make those kids
look desirable enough to make you want to have
yours. Maybe Kemi has a job. Maybe she has a
rich husband. Or maybe she has a loaded
boyfriend. Saved up wealth. She could be the
“saving grace” of a guy who has been looking for
a child. She may have rich parents. She could be
a surrogate mum. Who bore the kids and is
caring for the kids for the true parents…. Maybe,
just maybe…
But, hey, nobody can stop you from wanting to
have your own child or children. You ought to.
And if they don’t come naturally, adopt. There is
no issue with that. Only problem is, WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE TO PREPARE YOU FOR THE CHILD OR
CHILDREN YOU PLAN TO BRING INTO THE
WORLD? What are your plans towards taking care
of them as they grow… Knowing that it cost more
to bring a child up now than it did when our
parents had us. That is not to say it was any
easy on our parents. But hey, kids’ fees these
days for a single school term, is a total of
alllllllllllllll our primary up to university fees, plus
allowances.
So lets say your bobo agrees to you getting
pregnant. And you got pregnant. And he bails on
you. What will you do? Lets even suppose you
have a job. What will you do when you resume
after your maternity leave… Good Nannies cost a
lot. Bad nannies even cost more. Minimum
subscription for a nanny now is about 25k… That
DOESNT include her upkeep and consumables…
Abi she no go dey chop for the house?
Okay… Before you guys begin to say WHATS ali
baba’s own sef… Let me just say, I get whatsapp,
twitter, Facebook and text messages from single
ladies who are pregnant or have kids, but do not
know what to do to take care of themselves, not
to mention the kid or kids they have… Because of
some of the reasons I mentioned in my first
paragraph. I have helped when I could and
advised when it’s advice they want. But, with the
access and opportunities social media has opened
up, these request for assistance based on the
challenges of raising kids by single mothers, have
become a regular feature in my inbox, DM,
whatsapp and even one on one.
So I ask again, what can single ladies do, that
will prepare them for when the kids come and
there is no bobo, sugar daddy, father, husband or
the equivalent… Or do to support what she earns
even when there is such a person who is a
significant other?
DONT get me wrong o… There are ladies who can
hold their own and even still put the guy who they
are with on a monthly allowance. They are not
“among of” what I am about here. So zip it.
I know someone will think I have nothing to do,
that’s why I am writing this… But trust me. There
is an epidemic out there. It’s not EBOLA but
single ladies are going through this daily. And
it’s how to be a single mum and still hold your
head high in the face of school fees, house rent,
parental demands, sibling responsibilities, looking
good, career pursuit, peace of mind, remain sexy
and responsible,…
You may call me whatever… But soon you will be
wondering why abandoned children are flooding
orphanage homes..


http://nigeriana.org/blog/83532.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Sloan: Politics is a game of numbers. They must use it to their advantage. Except they do not want to kick out the clueless retardoofus.

Give us a better candidate then we will vote GEJ out.
Until then keep dreaming.

Good to know.
One of the advantages of been kidnapped.
Soon people will start claiming to be kidnap victims of bokoharam.

Billygee2u: do not mind America with their hidden agendas to traffic Africans to America,this is mordernized slave trade .

Please let them traffic me too

Congratulations

Slimdel: Www.google.com,,, when you are there, type Canadian schools or top 30 Canadian schools, search for the course u want to do, apply to the school, send your academic transcripts and hope to get admission

Please how much should one budget for this process?