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Promzy99:
Strange things do happen guys. Yerterday being sunday, My babe and I went out 2 take some bottles as usual @ one of our favourite bar in Oyigbo. So it happend that we finished late cos of the interesting nollywood movie that was showing on African magic @ the bar.

She got calls 4rm home that there is a heavy presence of Army men harrassing and flogging people. For safety purpose, I decided that we lodge in nearby guest house to spend the nite and this is our first time spending the nite 2geda.

While sleeping, (me I wasn't that deep at sleep cos of the alcoholic drink) with her left leg wrappd around me, I startd feeling some wet sensation. Immediately, I turnd on my phone's torch, lol and behold my babe was zapping. I got shocked. I woke her up with anger, she feeling very sorry, hugged me and was pleading with me seriously with tears dripping down her eyes. I couldn't help but to feel sorry for her too.

She said she's been battling with that issue since childhood.

Please, how can I help her?

AlabiKILLER2021:
Ashawoo empowerment





You girls are now free to start Ashawoo work


Remit to Mrs Eneche

Bolarineliza202:
1.fair girl
2.Brown skinned.
3.black skinned.

Be sincere oo

BKayy:
Taah. Egg of life na Nkiru sylvanus

LadyRosa:
Lol...
As I stubborn reach na so so quiet men dey date me. So I've had great experience from past relationships and currently another quiet one dey my side. What I noticed with them


They are highly intelligent, don't talk much, don't mingle much, social function almost zero.
Them sabi cook oooo! Few clothes, expensive or not, they are well arranged,ironed.No scatter scatter. So once I'm looking for something they help me look for it because I go scatter their wardrobe and leave it like that! No time!

They are calculated and secretive. Don't gossip at all. Going into their house and coming out seems like sneeking around, so people don't know if they are in or out.

Don't like loud music.Those who go to club rarely dance, them go dey laugh who dey dance . When they decide to party, the subsequent days makes them really dull and want to 'rest'. Even during outings after few laughs and a drink with plenty water, next na to pick their car keys or flag down a taxi , time to go

Don't wear loud bright dresses. Dull dresses are their Craze.

Observe rather than talk. When they talk everyone is silent.

No toasting, they were too shy to say their mind. They will look and make few remarks, then look again. Relationship usually start from me taking the lead by keeping them talking with questions. "Do you like me?" that's enough to make them blush with relief and acceptance.

Spend thrifts. Show offs is foolishness to them.Not really into social media, few pics, most times like to be anonymous. Also, they can be nasty in secret.

Gadget lovers. Will spend money on the latest Playstation.Dont mind playing against computer for hours. Those who don't like video games, hardly watch football matches or are simply in different about sports. The passionate ones likes to watch it indoors, if they must watch outside na only them go sit down one corner for chair like zombie.
Simplicity. Eating out is not their need, so if they must, mostly snacks rather than cooked food. Neat freeks!
Forgives easily but with serious warning.
Don't like the silent treatment during quarrel. They will appear calm at first but, Na lie . Just pretend you no longer find them attractive or appealing and all hell breaks loose.
Not too romantic but very supportive and reasonable. Calm in the face of overwhelming trouble. Why others are panicky, they keep clear head, and think of solving issues diplomatically.
The ones who cheats do it well. You may never notice because they will never pick the other woman's frantic calls, if them too disturb they block them temporarily till further _drilling notice.Them no just like wahala from nags.
Have soft spot for women and can easily be manipulated to give out cash to them even without sleeping with them. Even an ex will continue to reap them off Even if they are no longer interested.
Don't get angry easily, but when they get you'd be sorry. Really really sorry and disappointed in yourself. They will lay all your 4ck ups and corner your defense on every angle

But them still dey talk o, but na inside house. Abuse them and meet a brick wall, no reaction. As my mouth sharp reach, I don't use bad words on them like I do on the street,They hardly use insults to drive home their point once an argument be like say e won bring insult, they ignore and find their way out. There are people that their level of maturity controls what you say.

obumsway:
There is no jobs .... High unemployment rate in akwaibom .....that is the only state where everyone is dependent on politics especially PDP.

A state where PA dey get PA. Infact it's just full of villages. Leave Uyo all you get is village with lack of employment.

I think Udom and Akwaibomites should work on their people and make them more exposed to the outside world not just gateman and house girl mentality.

My stay in Uyo, Nsit Ibom, Ibesikpo Asutan etc really opened my eyes to that state. But more over ....

That state is damn clean and quite peaceful with plenty loe loe ( akpu ) to eat lol

System202:
Nigerian army should dealt with this Esn seriously bcs they are nothing but terrorist organization. I am waiting for someone to come and blame FULANI as usual while terrorist amongs them are bombing churches to killing nigerian army

King44:
Agric is very lucrative. There is a certain part in the agricultural sector in which if you invest 2OOk he could make 800k per annum.

Agriculture, very reliable.

Sleekfingers:
Of course , Abaribe should be arrested ... Lamidi kanu jumped bail......I knew lamidi kanu left country because the army were trying to kill him or rearrest him......but that does not remove the fact, that he jumped bail. And that is against the law. And what he was charged for is treason.........so Abaribe should be arrested or taken to a slab and behead him without thinking twice.......

They should hunt down lamidi kanu... Bring to nigeria and hang him
Hausa Fulani's will not seize to amuse me.
You guys should go and arrest him.


i rest my case

SilverNorGold:
You massacred innocent people, using a deadly weapon - fake news. And you think their ghosts will not haunt you?

Look, Aisha, it will never be well with you and those evil celebrities. Judgement day is coming for you all..

Continue killing innocent people.

May God help Nigeria.

adenigga:
Source:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/tribuneonlineng.com/restructuring-i-wont-succumb-to-pressure-buhari/amp/

Igbochief001:
Supporting buhari in 2015 ....even when my Igbo brothers warned me ...I was such a fool

IgweBUIKE1:
pls how can i migrate with wifey

Phabulous828:
Mine was
5k working from 7am to 5pm, worked for two months till somebody asked me about my pay, I told em that it's 5k, he was surprised cux he know the Firm I'm working for won't pay 5k for my kind of work, he later made some enquiry and we realized that I'm been paid quarter of my salary.

Share yours

LadySarah:
Okorocha where is Imo Air?

flexd99:
Arteta is doing a great job
I see the them in the top three next season if not winning it

BTW,
Hp probook 6440
Intel corei5
4gb RAM
2gb total graphics memory
55k only where is your location

fashrola:
Akwa Ibom has large deposit of Uranium.... I think one time the FG selected Akwa Ibom as one of the place to site nuclear power plant... I dunno what happened to that plan sha

WomaninherPrime:
Good evening house. Kindly read patiently. I promise to be as honest as possible.

I'm a young woman in her mid-20s. I've been in three relationships so far... two were sexual, and one was purely celibate, though it didn't last beyond 6 months.

I recently got out of a 2-yr relationship with Dubem when we discovered our genotype isn't compatible. But the problem is that we're still doing a lot of back and forth. Dubem wants the relationship to continue because he's working on how we'd have our babies via IVF or chorionic villi testing to first determine the sex of the baby.

This has put me in a very confusing situation because I'm unable to move on while he's still holding on for us... and at the same time, I just keep thinking about how life would be a lot easier if I'd just marry a genotype compatible man and have children the regular way without the stress and huge financial cost of an IVF.

To fully move on from Dubem, I started seeing other people..

Nedu is a very great guy... has everything I want in a man, but he's having some financial challenges right now. He's cute, godly, very intelligent, good humour, communicates very well, respectful, sound family values, neat, and seems to me like someone who can take charge of his home. But his financial situation gives me cause for concern... he doesn't seem like he'd be comfortably ready to start a family in another 2/3 years. But that aside, his condition just dampens my enthusiasm to even visit him or start a committed relationship with him. No TV or fridge in his apartment. I feel embarrassed/sorry for him when he has to go watch TV at his friend's or neighbour's... Or I'm thinking of cooking stuff to take to him... but no fridge to store. Joykiller. Or the fact that he can't be a support system to me at the moment...

There's also Victor who comes off as a great guy but I've refused to pay him enough attention all these months because I'm still entangled with Dubem. Victor is doing quite well, and is passionate about his job, but he likes to talk about himself way too much, and seems a bit arrogant. The vibes I get off him is that he tries to be at his best behaviour when he's with me, just to impress, but maybe he's real. While I don't like like him at the moment, I feel if I gave him a chance, I'd see some other aspects of him that would make me love him.

There's Denver on the other hand. Denver is an absolute gentle man... and doing fairly well with his business. I almost said yes to him, but I felt it was coming from the place of pressure. He was putting me under a lot of pressure to say yes... he wants to get married in a minute, but I'm still not resolved on marrying him. Plus he's from a polygamous family, and his plan is for us to live in his disputed family house if/when we get married, and I feel that comes with a lot of drama. Also, he's a bit lackadaisical about his wellbeing. He doesn't seem very tidy. His car always has things strung about. I worry, too about his level of education. He has just a HND and is not in the corporate world whereas I have serious plans to get either a double masters plus lots of certifications or a Ph.D I fear there might be some sort of incompatibility years down the line. Other than these concerns, Denver is a great guy.

Then there's Bright... I've known Bright since I was in uni... he was planning a surprise engagement once, when we weren't even dating. He's the most inconsistent and confused man I've ever met. He's consistent for a aweek or two, then goes off-radar only to resurface again after a few months. But somehow he seems to believe I'm the one who's never agreed to take him seriously. But how do I take a man who's inconsistent seriously? Ideally, he shouldn't be on this list because I long cancelled him... but he called this morning and we had a very long conversation... which was short of him pleading that I calm down and take him seriously so we can move to the next level.

Now the reason I created this thread. I like having a linear focus when I'm in a relationship, but I'm unable to leave Dubem because all these other guys have one issue or the other. No, I'm not looking for a perfect guy. Dubem isn't perfect, but we've come a long way, and we love each other, and we've come to accept and understand each other as we are.
I've become impatient... I feel like I'm at the prime of my life as a woman, and I have other suitors to choose from but I'm holding on to a very precarious relationship. Dubem might as well just wake up one day and decide that our genotype incompatibility is a big deal and we should see other people... at that time, one year of my life would have gone by...these great guys would have probably moved on, too. A woman's hotcake period is fleeting. For my personal plans, I'd love to be married by next year.


Ohh. I mentioned the thing about my two sexual relationships because I made a hasty vow to God once that I wouldn't have sex with more than two men before getting married. I don't know ...God is a merciful God, yeah...But that vow still pops up in my mind now and again. So I can't go into any careless relationship, and now I can't choose.

I'm honestly confused �.

TheGoodJoe:
The Akwa Ibom state House of Assembly on Thursday passed into law a bill to establish the Akwa Ibom State Microfinance and Enterprise Development Agency.

T[b][/b]he Speaker of the assembly, Rt. Hon. (Barr) Onofiok Luke said the law will promote the development of micro, small, and medium enterprises in the state in line with the industrialization and sustainable development plan of the Akwa Ibom state government.

TBrownAuto:
I expected the Op or other promoting the Governor to be able to answer my post, but was surprise it has been argument and insult all through
I hear alot about the state, and to my surprise as a prospectus visitor you people from the state cant tell me where to go and enjoy my stay
make me feel that state is just a place with scanty or little or new developing state with nothing or just state or government building here and there.

if government company is what you can development then the state is just a civil servant state, just wait a little before they collapse this Nigeria we know what happen to state own investment in the short term, it the private investment that prove how rich a state can be, it show the people of the state are rich and they can easily employ the people in areas or region where the state think it not worth putting money in.

The state is rich but the people are not, that mean it only government money in the state, not private money, I wonder why a state like that with low population has so many of his people in other state doing low end job, but that will not stop my trip to the state

24SEVEN:
Its not my business to show you what other governors are doing. Im only interested in commenting where I see fit. Udom has done fine by creating jobs for his people. it is commendable and more preferable to big flyovers and building airport lounges. People need to be employed to live their lives. for all her huge allocations I still consider Akwa Ibom a poor state. Poor in the sense of the livability of her citizens that I see in Lagos and PH and Abuja. Alot of them live in batchers and shacks and it speaks alot about life in Akwa Ibom. If citizens of a state should be outside in such numbers and most living in squabble conditions, then the govt isn't getting priorities right.


I didn't quote you to say he didn't do well, but there is nothing Amazing. good job tho. Why are you even Amazed sef..

IJEYdiamond:
Please what is Abia State doing

I dont understand those humans running that state since 1999... ... Na Wa oooo.

wink2015:
Meanwhile, MAMMAN DAURA is still encouraging Buhari to be sharing the oil allocation of the Niger delta region to lazy states all in the name of northernised federalism.

Roundpeg:
Ok

Nigeria will be great again. That is when we must've gotten rid of the present crop of leaders. Else, the country is not going anywhere...Ameachi said it.

As for the guy above me, nothing in this world is worth taking your life. There are people with worst situations but suicide is not in their minds. Don't give up hope.

thundafire:
even in 300 years time, AFRICA talk more of Nigeria wouldn't change