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Fulani herdsmen will not see U. Amen

I'm happy for kolo

It's seems you have spare life

They use U train how to butcher person

The whole of South West couldn't even protest against Fulani herdsmen

I see

Fatoyinbo offended someone close to buhari

AbdulAkpan:
Sometimes, also, you need to be passionate about learning a second and if possible a third or fourth languages like French, Spanish, or Swahili, to land a job at an NGO.

Tudo bem

You better don't put yourself in trouble

If there gal talks to you, ignore her

Who is your godfather

Or

Do you have 2m

Comedy king

A Yoruba proverb says " white hair doesn't signify sense"

When a senior pastor of a church is in politics and his spirituality didn't bring about a good change

Unfortunate

Joseph's involvement in Egypt"s govt brought about a wonderful time in the country.

But for Sule, well elrufia is his master.

ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest


Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents


Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes

The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.


One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.


Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive

One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.


When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house


In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.


Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.


Zlatan beat Monalisa in a staring
competition


Before Mark Zuckerberg coded facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan


Zlatan Gmail account is gmail@zlatan.com


When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.


When Zlatan Ibile saw Zlatan , He went back home as Ibile


When Zlatan gave a handshake to Banky W, Banky W started plaiting dada


When nairaland moves Zlatan topic to front page, they experience server error.

When Zlatan saw Naira Marley's soapy dance, he was disgusted, EFCC called Naira Marley back


When Wizkid met Zlatan, He became WizMan


When Zlatan wanted to vote, INEC servers started working


When Zlatan visited Aso Rock, Buhari was not lifeless


When Zlatan entered BBnaija, he evicted Big Brother.


When Zlatan came to game of thrones, Tyrion Lannister became a tall person

When Zlatan entered X-factor, he voted Simon Cowell out


When Zlatan is watching a movie with people at Silverbird cinema, and his phone rings, he pauses the movie

This na strong eulogy

There is a difference between buhari lick ass and a Yoruba man

Same way we have Buhari lick ass of Igbo origin

But I must point out that due to Islamic religion, some Yoruba have turn Buhari lick ass

This is found among some useless redeem member

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Mtchew

[quote author= post=80050021]God bless our darling President Muhammadu Buhari.
We stand with him as he makes the right decisions for our country.
A man after God's heart.

May God continue to give him long life in good health.
Nigeria will be great again.[/quote]No matter how good you paint a devil, it still remain a Devil.
Buhari is a Devil, and you are one of its agent

Goat sleeping around without condom

Meat hungry them so tey, them eat python

Rubbish

That's if rohr doesn't not continue with his useless tactics

Old men are rarely innovative and dynamic

What did he even come to do

Bashmufol:
what about our owode at offa

Owode bawo

Leon case was a soccer mistake, why should a coach insist on blaming him

Igahlo has not performed

FarahAideed:
Sarrki come and see somthing

Upon all sarrki was not given the position he was vying for

" SA licking of buhari ass"

Only a new born baby is surprised

firo08:
I love this Oyo state governor.
He doesn't look like a typical Yoruba man.

That is what ethnic bigotry has done to your brain and reasoning

Eg

Yaradua is a Fulani man, buhari is a Fulani man

Compare and contrast

agabusta:
Even going by your assertion, at least someone was smart enough to attract such smart investors and also created an enabling environment including granting the necessary approvals. The person did well for his state.

There's nothing smart about using your position and power to bestowed on you to gain the most.

The woman deserves to be hanged

She should be thrown into a pit filled with rats

agabusta:
Take a visit to Eko Atlantic and be wowed.

Eko Atlantic is built by Lebanese Brothers

This is what happens when a Devil is president

Despite the votes they gave him, this is how he could thank them

Back to sender

They will continue spamming you with interview invite

If you don't go they will send you invite again in another 2weeks

They are a scam

Don't stop the licking of buhari ass

You will have your time in Hell

You are cursed forever

You paid the 700k ?