₦airaland Forum

Phenmeson:
Oga lexus abi Ford, you want people to dey fear say you b BAT abi. I no b James Brown abi Bobrisky ooo.
Una wey don dey dis country since Three Lions of England won World Cup, you fit even decide to host our lovely Nairaland brother & sisters for London Hilton hotel for Hyde Park.
Yur erekere too much.

Higher than usual cost of living, no spare anybody o .....😜

Let's hope they don't declare bankruptcy........

Phenmeson:
E B say I see you wey dey buy smoke fish, pomo ijebu & fufu last year 🤗

Na me you see o, I dey haggle with iya bashirat ......😂

Phenmeson:
Api New week & congrat to team 9ja.
I beg for newly wed couple applying for skilled visa. They have over 2yrs WhatsApp chat,Bank transfer evidence & marriage certificate & can get 2yrs call history only if 9ja network provider go giv.
Presenting 1month marriage certificate, does it have adverse effect on the outcome of the application based on the news/speculation that all marriages must be over 2yrs.

Who dey host us on Feb 14 ooo

Only if you go receive am from behind.........🤣😜

justwise:
I'm never a fan of new build, overpriced, hidden construction issues that takes sometimes 2-3yrs to surface .

Rather buy old and renovate

Don't let the japa generation hear you o ...... They would start quoting NHBC ........😂😜

babajeje123:
Abeg, dem dey sell amala for Woolwich?

Even ikokore dey Woolwich...... 🤣

Everything Nigeria dey Woolwich...... Take a stroll on the high street, you would think you're in isale eko.....😜

MrProlific95:
Why in so much hurry?

Don't want to believe any conspiracy he was....

So because CEO don die, make business no get direction........ That's the way of life, life is transient....... 😂

Never die for a job, because when pesin die...... The job must continue....... 😁

EzekielBams:
Please how can I watch this final in this Uk

BBC or ITV would stream it. .......

babajeje123:
It would be a bit difficult for the person to see a random person who would loan them. Why can't they be patient till month end since they would get the £2k by then?

Haba ...... Where are our be your brother's/sister's keeper's brigade..........😂🤣😜

New builds palaver..........


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Bobo Chicago don talk o ........🤣😂😜

Great talents lost.....

Hope Wigwe university got a solid team on board.....

Regular health checks, is very important........ Your health status, should be top on your priority list .......

Nah body wey work the money, suppose chop the money ........🤣😜

Jokes apart, why has our government found it difficult to provide 24/7 electricity + pipe bourne water........

Joyglo:
Goodmorning my people. Please oh how much does it cost to do an eye test? I have a friend complaining about eye problem

This eye problem, might be as a result of abnormalities in blood pressure........

Forget about the cost of the eye test, and book an appointment today......... The test should not exceed £30.00 .......

Health is wealth..........

Of what use is a bullet proof vehicle, when a missile is fired.......... 🤣😂

The challenge is set ...... Kidnapper's, over to you .......😜

Good news for homebuyers....... Dutch style mortgage, coming to the UK.......

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/property/mortgages/dutch-style-mortgages-come-britain/

Death penalty should be expunged from our constitution.......

New build....... 😜😂

Exousiang01:
These kids.
Thought he would have learnt from Reekado Banks and others.

Exactly......... Or that other guy that sang, I don get alert or that girl with long neck .....😀

Anigreat:


D'prince has lose his money bag. This guy made mad money for him. Is good that Ruger fulfilled his own side of the deal without any issue,, and it obvious Dprince treated him well , not using him as a slave and paying him Peanuts with all the money he has made. He paid him handsomely.

So what is Rema ........ Rema made him more money ........

He should have stayed ........ He might be going down the way of other failed artistes, without their record labels spine and financial network.........

Monkey go dey work, baboon go dey chop....... If you allow lazy people use emotional blackmail, collect your money....... Nah u sabi....... 🤣😜

ValCon888:
As much as he can afford then divide that by 10.

A girl that likes you will be happy to sit down under the mango tree with you and it will be the best date of her life.

With free supply of mangoes and her mangoros....... 😜😂

Keme4Real:
I use a tesla. I charge it free with solar. This government dey favor me wallahi

How many hours would it take to charge from 5%, to 100%........ 😂😜

oluwaleokey:
Oga Boss you too much
I dey listen to their talk while burst the streets with my deliveries...no work no pay
Thanks

Talk shows got a way of stimulating one's mind + thought process.......

No work, No chop for lazy person ....😜😂

oluwaleokey:
Thanks for the tip atleast it boosted my morale though successful but I no know as I bend enter one place like that at sharp bending and found myself outside, returned again, entered one no parking zone, used reversed to save myself and them finally got it right the third time
Was an adventure
When learn from mistakes
One day, I no go be jjc,
Go become pro and tell the stories of my UK

If you fail the 1st time, try again a second time ...... By the third attempt, you would find a way ........😂🤣

Teniremi:
Hello house,

Please I need a clarification. Whats the policy on maternity leave . My fiancé is a registered mental health nurse(NHS) on COS from Nigeria. She’s pregnant and would have to go on leave. She’s just 6 months into the job. Is she entitled to maternity leave 6 months to 1 year(paid) ?
Nothing was mentioned about that in her contract letter.

https://www.gov.uk/employers-maternity-pay-leave#:~:text=Statutory%20Maternity%20Leave,the%20baby%20is%20born%20early


You nko...... You no wan apply for paternity leave........ 😜🤣

https://www.gov.uk/paternity-pay-leave

We are still joking.........

incogni2o:
Toyota corrolla.

With a corolla, OP might not have mechanical issues...... But he would have issues with the real owners........😂😀

rayralph:
Paid IHS for a cyber security analyst role(band 5)

Almost £12k for the whole family.

Oya ọ .....😀