₦airaland Forum

1) Nigerian women rank bottom last in the global desirability index!!!

2) They are the most unnatural in looks and physical appearance. Common, the hair isn't hers, neither are the nails or lashes. She spends half her time and 40% of her partners' resources in bleaching creams and personal accessories trying to be like a Caucasian woman.

3) She's_fucking expensive and naggy. She has to do her hair twice monthly, fixed her nails and toenails. She relishes eating out than preparing home-made meals.

4) She's less romantic and more dependent than her counterpart from other climes.

The typical Nigerian woman doesnt really know how to please a man in bed. She spends her entire time shopping for clothes she'll soon grow out of, because she eats more junk food in hangouts than she has the time to excercise away.

She is so impassive in bed like a drunken sponger, she actually gives you sex as an act of obligation. While her counterparts wants to take you balls deep.

5) When she marries you, she expects you to father her entire family along. A typical Nigerian girl won't see anything wrong in bringing 4 of her siblings to come live with you, but if you have just one of your sibling around, she will whine and scold and frustrate the life of your sibling.

6)An average nigerian girl loses her charms few years after she settles in the security of marriage. She doubles her sleep time and her weight balloons up , tommy sags, laps wrinkle and she floats around the house either with wrapper around her waist or an oversized, shapeless nightgown.

7) The average Nigerian university girl is a feminist-wana-be. And she doesnt even have the brain to grasp the concept of the word!!!

8} Let's be blunt, the hair of the average naija babe stink of stale sweat and dead cells!!! They don't even bother washing it. They cover it up with polythene when they bathe and it's almost air tight. That's why they wear perfumes and deodorants like corpse.

9) Only Nigerian babes ask for credit cards with which to call you. Where's the fun when you call me with my own money ?

10) Nigerian girls can never love your mother, yet they'll want you to mollycoddle their own mothers and be the Tarzan of their family.

These girls are not dependable and they have a knack for thinking they are the best thing to happen to mankind.

Can't even take them swimming, they need to go find what to cover their silly hair with. If the hair isn't wet and dripping , soaked to her skin like her swimming suit where the hell is the fun?

SmoothCruiz:
Hidden in the open, I am.


Since they want a battle of the sexes, we'd bring war to them!

I like how you write too. So we have two things in common thus far.

You've earned my followership in just few minutes

I just did a counter thread to this now.

I'll be posting it within the moment.

mimzy:
Ure entitled to ur opinion. Doesn't bother me.. U rly expect me to keep quiet while I'm tongue lashed. Nah. Enjoy ur day. Safe

You can't take a joke or what ? I was only making an observatory remark, no critism intended.

SmoothCruiz:
Check the statistics. Foreign men do not consider black women attractive so they're less likely to settle with you except you're rich and maybe, fair-skinned . They are less likely to marry you.


All white women ,on the other hand, have a fetish for African men.
They, for some odd reason, consider us better in bed than white men. Heck! We're better hung and more masculine than the white, pale sissies.


It's more common to find a white woman cheating with a black man than a white man cheating with a black woman.

You all should be glad we roll with you.

For the record, we would easily eat a white woman's _vagina than a black woman's which is all dark, bumpy and smelly. Eewwwh!

I need to buy you a drink, man! What's your brand?

zinachidi:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/03/11/women-representation-under-buhari-poorer-than-past-administrations-un/

Bunch of incoherence!!!

Even if women have more economic footing than men, they'll still be more susceptible to contacting HIV than men.

Women getting 33% of appointment solely on gender is promoting mundanity and wickedness.

Women should earn their place not coerce and blackmail their way into power.

MduZA:
Uyanya!

Good morning to you my pap-swilling minion!!!

What was it you were trying to say?

You know I can't comprehend monkey chants

jln115:
As I said before: refer to Danth's Law!!

You disobey hierarchy pointing me to any authority, boy.

mimzy:
Thank u jare my brother. May u continue to grow in wisdom. Let him keep displaying his immaturity. Professor pambolabola

Of everything I've thought about you, I have never guessed you're quite mouthy!