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Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:39pm On Mar 09, 2016
jln115:
"This study put Nigeria’s middle class at 4.1m or a mere 11% of the population"

http://africanbusinessmagazine.com/region/continental/how-big-really-is-africas-middle-class/
Logic calls you a hallucinatory, delusionary dreamer? Keep reeling old stats to hide your ballooning shame!!!

4.1 million middle class is what keeps MTN, dstv, Shoprite, game etc denying you to claim Nigeria?

4.1 million middle class is what your president came with a large entourage to plead for?

Internet has made me crossed path with an emotionally maladjusted anthropoid in the semblance of humankind!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:23pm On Mar 09, 2016
jln115:
Buddy, you have never been to SA, thus you no nothing about our race demographics and your opinion is meaningless.

Nope Nigerias black middle class is only 4.1 million: http://africanbusinessmagazine.com/region/continental/how-big-really-is-africas-middle-class/

what?

We are an NIC you're not,

So a biblical name is trite with stupidity??
Stay down anytime I stump you to the dirt of the earth!!!

Evolution never designed you to be my equal !!!

Nigeria's middle class is roughly the entire population of south Africa: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/nigeria-one-of-top-10-global-economies-us-govt/

Why do you think Zuma, your president, came to Abuja with a plea request and a presidential begging-bowl to plead for South Africa.

Get accustomed to being no. 2. Time has changed.

You keep this delusion and self-denial up, your heart will burst and you'll haemorrhage to the death of reality.

Bozo- Zulu grin grin grin
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by lezz(m): 10:15pm On Mar 09, 2016
FTBOY:
WTF!!! but does the same apply for a man whose wife caught fvcking another woman? undecided
Technically it does!!!

But in actuality, a woman pleading to a judge to opt her out of a marriage will be viewed with more empathy than a man.

She'll always have the advantage.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:12pm On Mar 09, 2016
agaugust:
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It is unfortunate that almost every South African citizen is born a fool from his mother's womb.

So easy for even an illiterate farmer from Congo to fool a South African university professor.

No wonder WEF says South African brains are second dullest in the world.

I told you all Patches The Croat, jln115, Saengine, etc that you are being fooled by a sensational journalist, but since all South Africans are born without basic intelligence, you kept arguing like the fools you are.

No SA troops being sent to fight Boko Haram - SANDF

2016-03-09 11:32
Genevieve Quintal, News24 Johannesburg -

"The SA National Defence Force (SANDF) on Wednesday dismissed reports that it would send troops to Nigeria to help fight Boko Haram.

"There is no such decision to send any military elements by the RSA to assist with the fight against Boko Haram," spokesperson Siphiwe Dlamini said."



http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/no-sa-troops-being-sent-to-fight-boko-haram-sandf-20160309[/size]

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I swear, for the life of me, I've never seen any Country engulfed in inferiority complex like south Africa.

Nigeria which rejected AU's help when bokoboys were raging will suddenly accept help from a rival when bokoharam has been rendered ineffective!!!

A country of delusionists and deception!!!
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Prefers Girls With Big Butt (ass) ???????? by lezz(m): 9:50pm On Mar 09, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin


Of course I'm aware. You kinda Misunderstood my Point.


Anyhoo....I ain't the least bit Surprised. everyone seem to have a Grudge with gays and not le.zz..bians (Pun intended) grin


You're pleasantly mischievous!
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by lezz(m): 9:47pm On Mar 09, 2016
FTBOY:
ha!!! bro, can you expatiate on the emboldened. WTF!!!! shocked shocked shocked
I will with pleasure, my brother.

The court is first and foremost a court of law before justice.

If a man catches another man drilling the daylights out of his wife and they were married statutorily, a plea of remorse or claim of neglect by the wife can drag that case on and on. grin it's that bad.

If the woman says she still wants the marriage, the judge has the discretion to tarry and stall the divorce wishes of the hubby.

_fuck it!!!
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by lezz(m): 9:41pm On Mar 09, 2016
FTBOY:
please stop watching Nollywood movies, especially ones starring chinwetalu agu and patience ozokwo.....they can ruin your mentality on facts and fictions
Bwahahaha, see drama!!!
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by lezz(m): 9:40pm On Mar 09, 2016
YelloweWest:
It's near to impossible to fight a statutory marriage. There are just too many witness
If you married her statutorily and your family members want to fight her over your property, the laws stated in the Act will be in place in till determination of any matter in court.
She has no such protection under customary law.
I and my husband are both lawyers and our will only states how our property is to be shared in the event both of us die the same time. If not our property would pass to each other upon the demise of one.
Familar surroundings have a way of stifling the effects of alcohol; I'm home, sober enough to talk with you!!!

As far as statutory marriage is concern it doesnt give you an unchallenged access to your husband's property. Any greedy family can lay bogus claims and you and i know the courts will entertain the suit.

If i were a relation, i can claim to own your Hubby's property, i can wear you out financially in a lawsuit.

This is an avenue to add an addendum to your will.
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by lezz(m): 9:01pm On Mar 09, 2016
Excuzeme:
Bros, l dey enjoy you like Big Stout!

Easy on the bottle though, l hope you wont be driving yourself home?
I'm with a colleague.

Thanks, bro!!!
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by lezz(m): 8:53pm On Mar 09, 2016
YelloweWest:
Pls I'd like some precedence precedent on statutory marriages that have been successful set aside by the late husbands family shocked shocked

Do you even have a conscience at all? What if your father fell out of love with your mum and throws her and her kids out? How would you feel? It's exactly reasons like this that's why we have the MARRIAGE ACT.
You just edited your post now!

Let's keep this impersonal! Don't get get all emotional on me and ruin the fun.

Veiled allusion of familial inferences do not sit well with alcohol.

I'm going home before you ruin my evening.

I'll check you out when I'm sober enough to take your passion in my stride.


**modified *** you can get all your legal precedents online. Fortunately, I'm not your lawyer!
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Prefers Girls With Big Butt (ass) ???????? by lezz(m): 8:22pm On Mar 09, 2016
Estharfabian:
An Homophobe! grin


Who would've thought?! shocked
Don't misconstrue my handle.

Lezz is an endearment of Leslie, my given name.

I still bear the scars of trolling on NL's die-hard rectum-bandits and I have left them will a permanent welt
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by lezz(m): 8:13pm On Mar 09, 2016
Excuzeme:
Thank you.

Let me stretch it a bit further..
In other words, it is assumed ab initio, that a WILL shall distribute the property left behind, to the immediate family members first, before others?

I am assuming the idea of a WILL is to ensure you can give what belongs to you (your property, in your name) to whoever you feel like, as you wish?
But here, you are saying that idea is not sacrosanct an its more of a privilege!?

If after your death, (when you are in no position to argue it), someone else says "I stuck with him" though the years, they then can reverse the decision you made, in "good sense".... without your input!

Is this not why most extended family members 'lay-in-wait' till a man dies, to then swoop on his wife and kids and begin to fight them, even when the man left a WILL? shocked shocked
My legal e-soldier!!!

Please carry on and untangle me from the ceasless knots of my persistent posers!!!

She isn't yielding grin grin grin

My beer is beginning to play tricks on my tongue already.
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by lezz(m):
YelloweWest:
It's near to impossible to fight a statutory marriage. There are just too many witness
If you married her statutorily and your family members want to fight her over your property, the laws stated in the Act will be in place in till determination of any matter in court.
She has no such protection under customary law.
I and my husband are both lawyers and our will only states how our property is to be shared in the event both of us die the same time. If not our property would pass to each other upon the demise of one.
Let me confess, I didn't read beyond the first line of impossibility of fighting statutory marriage....I just finished off from a hard day at the office and I'm unwinding in a local bar. I'm debating with you with less than 40% of my brain controlled by less than 50% of my sobriety.

A statutory marriage isn't immune from the evil antics of greedy relations. Law suites can drag for ages by injunctions and other legal hurdles further than a Will.

I don't favour statutory marriages, it doesn't give a man much options if the wife falls out of love in old age.

Will can always be written and rewritten to reflect real-time changes.

Bring it on, _fuck this beer!!!
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Prefers Girls With Big Butt (ass) ???????? by lezz(m): 7:56pm On Mar 09, 2016
Estharfabian:
Well, I'm glad I ain't crazy.



Your law of contrasting physical features thingy Applies only to heterosexuals huh? undecided

Fagggots are nature's anally expelled quirk.

They are left off without the effort of expression wink
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by lezz(m): 7:52pm On Mar 09, 2016
Excuzeme:
At the bolded.

The "Will" is supposed to be the choice of how the writer wants his assets shared, on his demise.
Everyone is not going to like it anyway, especially those who are left out.

So, How does it become repugnant to good conscience, or even equity, if that is the way the owner of the property wants it shared?





For example, if a father decides he wants to will his houses to charity because he thinks his children are just waiting for it, instead of being hard working?

Tnx.
Let me begin by saying the term good conscience, justice, and equity are absolute legal terms and should not be taken for its surface meaning.

If a teststor, in this case a father, wills all of his estate off to a charity agency, and his family never abandoned him and actually sticked with him through thick and thin, it becomes legally repugnant to good conscience, the Will can be legally contested to seek redress.....
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Prefers Girls With Big Butt (ass) ???????? by lezz(m): 7:41pm On Mar 09, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin


Same way girls with taste n charisma Love guys with 6-pack, sizzling chest and Beautiful height.embarassed

I could kill for One! kiss
You're not alone in that thought.

You just echoed an intrinsic fact of the law of attraction of the sexes.


Every contrasting physical feature of men and women is a spark of curious and enticing attraction.

The Bossom and curves of women are attractive to men as the average men lack these features.

Same way muscles and height of men are an ingrained feature of attraction to women.
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by lezz(m): 7:25pm On Mar 09, 2016
YelloweWest:
Ok, still while the validity is being tested in court, what happens to your immediate family?
Nothing happens!!! Even if I married her statutorily, she'll still seek legal remedies if relations of mine became heady as she will have to do during the validation of the will.

Mind you, a Will can only go through validity test when contested.

Who the _fuck is going to contest that ?

My relatives? Not a chance. If they did, they'll also fight her statutory marriage or not.
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by lezz(m): 7:13pm On Mar 09, 2016
YelloweWest:
What if your will is contested and thrown out by the court?
And even if it is not contested, the native law and custom of your place will be in place till the determination of the court case!
What then happens to your wife and kids in the interim? ?
I'll always ensure in making a valid will. There's nothing to invalidate a valid will by a testator.

A valid will overrides all customs and traditions as long as it isn't repugnant to good conscience, justice and equity
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by lezz(m):
Sunnynwa:
Nigerian law recognises customary marriage and considers it equal to registry marriage. It's just that people are ignorant of that. I did just traditional marriage and that is what I used to get my wife a UK dependant visa.
In Nigeria statutory and customary marriages have an ocean of difference.

1) if you marry statutorily, only a Federal HIGH COURT CAN PRONOUNCE YOU DIVORCED!!! undecided ( I think Imo state is the only exception to state courts)

2) If you marry statutorily, you become liable to the offence of bigamy ( the crime of marrying more than one wife) it carries jail time without the option of fine.

3) To process a divorce is expensive. Lawyers charge more going to high courts grin

4) Your wive gets to keep a certain percentage of your estate in almost any circumstances BY LAW!!!

5) IF YOU CAUGHT HER IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN, GETTING A DIVORCE MIGHT BE TOUGH

6) MOST COUNTRIES DO NOT RECOGNISE ANY OTHER FORMS OF MARRIAGE. _FUCK YOU THINK AKATA BOYS ARE MARRYING LOCAL GIRLS STATUTORILY FOR ?
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by lezz(m): 6:48pm On Mar 09, 2016
YelloweWest:
Yes call it life insurance, provided it works both ways which it does!
If you die you would prefer your siblings to inherit your property while your wife and kids suffer?
I shall not die intestate!!!

I will leave a will in my wake!!!

I will not bow to legal intricacies !!!

A conceited wife can exploit the advantages of a statutory marriage to the utmost!!!!
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by lezz(m): 6:40pm On Mar 09, 2016
AVRecruit:
Many women have turned State sponsored divorce laws into a lucrative business. Find a well to do man or a man with potential, after several years or a decade, file divorce. You get to keep his house, alimony and child support payments, half of ur future income goes to her while she sleeps with other men!

im not sure what the laws are in Nigeria but guys wise up, only do traditional lest u part with ur landed property and union bank shares!

For white wedding just call pastor to pray for u.
Well taken point.

Only in Nigeria do couples have to fulfill traditional, statutory and church marriages before a man is deemed to have married his wife in completion!

Complete waste of energy, time and resources!!!

Many men have been lured by their wives into statutory/court marriages after concluding tradition and church marriage rites.

And without knowing the intricacies and legal obligations of court marriages, they have plunged into the deeps of murky, legal waters!

Marriages should be deemed complete after traditional requirements have been completed!

Women pressure men for white wedding just to fulfill their Cinderella dreams!

The more dangerous and daring wives coerce their husbands into statutory marriages as life insurance policies.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 3:37pm On Mar 09, 2016
iblawi:
Patches the Croatian who knows too much about south African internal issues.

This happens to be the 3rd time am getting you.
You took the words right out of my mouth. The pettiness, the duplicity, the desperation for points, the inanity that besieged these south Africans to resort to any measure to win. grin grin grin grin grin

Despair must be a south African!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 3:26pm On Mar 09, 2016
jln115:
Terrorism is a clear reality in Nigeria, it defines the very working of Nigeria.
I have noticed each time you chose to reply to my post you always lack spontaneity and originality. You are wont to use my lines and mode of operation.....pseudo- plagiarism grin grin grin Let's get started, shall we ?

Racism, inequality and economic suppression between black and white has been with south Africa for over 300 years !!!! It is a definite character of the south African socio-political reality. Comparing a fleeting phenomenon as war on terrorism to a reality which has been the painful mark of your national existence only shows your brain is inherently deprived of adequate oxygen.

jln115:
Jap that why we have the largest black middle class in Africa and much much less poverty than Nigeria....in fact our poverty line is less
than half yours.
Another sham from a south African who paints a wishful picture of what he secretly hopes his country will become. Nigeria's middle class is slightly above 50 million, that's the size of the entire population of south Africa!!!

Why the heck did you think your president came with the tone and mannerism of a minion to his boss? grin

jln115:
We are an NIC and 1st world country....google is your friend.
Google is my close companion, she tells me, you're a slummy skulker grin grin grin the word NIC is wrapped in controversy and has not been generally accepted. In south Africa 8% whites live a comfortable life close to European standards, while the vast majority are a beachcombing, itinerant socio-economic hoboshoboes !!!!

What?

Lastly my name is not John.[/quote]John is trite with uncommon _stupidity grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 7:30am On Mar 09, 2016
iblawi:
How many blacks are in the pic

Whites don't complain of job but almost all blacks do. They still rule south Africans in every way. No good jobs for blacks except their white men and one south African is calling us racist.

Unemployment is about 50% in south Africa and poverty rate is 26% I wonder what type of 1st world country you claim to have.
The hypocrisy and self-deception of these south Africans are so uncommon.


I watched Zuma's speech as he addressed the joint sitting of the National Assembly; he affirmed everything we've been saying here, from our efforts during apartheid south Africa and the need to forge closer alliance with Nigeria.

These chest-drumming delusionists here will seek to paint a deceptive picture. But how do you compare a Country like Nigeria whose middle class is as large as the entire population of south Africa?

The China-ism of Africa by Nigeria has commenced
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 7:19am On Mar 09, 2016
iblawi:
How many blacks are in the pic
Don't mind the imposters!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 4:45am On Mar 09, 2016
jln115:
Dude? Do you even remember the argument? You said remittance is a larger driver to growth than FDI......Not once did I say FDI was the largest component to GDP, what I did however say was without foreign investment developing countries can't survive.........JUST LOOK at Russia and Brazil!!! That's why I mentioned them you fvcking idi0t!!!

secondly South Africa is a NIC country, also 1st, 2nd and 3rd world technically speaking has nothing to do with economics.......If you look at the original meaning of the classification you'll realise we are with out a doubt a 1st world country.

Lastly, I thought the race card was only a Le.zz/Agubugu thing....seems you have stooped to their level, well done!!
Oh, shut up, John!

Racism is a clear reality in south Africa, it defines the very workings of south Africa.



You have a country ruled by 8% whites who control the entire economy for centuries and 85% blacks who live like destitute vagabonds.

And quit the lame NIC talk, south Africa is 3rd world sleazebucket, the loose definition of some eager and undisciplined political commentators can't change the true concept.


Last year, I told you shammers that your government will loose more power to Abuja, economically and politically as you companies' survivability becomes tied to the decisions of ASO Rock.

The concessions have only just begun!
Family › Re: Today Is International Women's Day 2016: What Is It And Why Was It Set Up? by lezz(m): 6:09pm On Mar 08, 2016
RiloKiley:
Lol!
'sup, bro, but na true talk na.

Europe was far more advanced than Africa even when their women weren't working.
Politics › Re: Jacob Zuma Received In Nigeria By Atiku by lezz(m): 5:27pm On Mar 08, 2016
Thiza:
South Africa will send its special forces to assist Nigeria in the war against Boko Haram insurgency.

This was revealed on Monday by the Minister of Defence, Mansur Dan Ali, during a meeting with his South African counterpart, Nobise Mapisa-Nqakula, in Abuja.

The Minister stated that discussions on the deployment of South Africa’s special forces had reached an advanced stage and the arrangement would soon be concluded.



“It is a very good thing that we are thinking that South Africa being our close ally should come and help us in developing our industrial complex, that is the Defence Industry Corporation of Nigeria.”

“We are of the opinion that very soon, when the two Commanders-in-Chief meet, and the visit is finalised, we will look into going deep on how the two countries will work together and come to an agreement on the MoU and technical expertise between the two countries.”
Give us sources to your bogus claims about SA sending troops to Nigeria!
Family › Re: Today Is International Women's Day 2016: What Is It And Why Was It Set Up? by lezz(m): 2:52pm On Mar 08, 2016
YelloweWest:
WW2 really? huh
Yet women were allowed to be Queens of the most powerful Kingdoms long before WW2!
Be honest African custom see a woman as sub human!
When half of the populace is subhuman how can we be developed?
Women working in the West since history has always been necessitated by shortages or need. From world wars 1 & 2 to the Great depression.
Matter of fact, America implored women to go back home after the end of WW2. Women not working has no bearing to Africa's under development.

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?243179-When-did-women-start-working

How do you explain the middle east like Saudi Arabia and UAE where women still live a tad higher than domestic help? They are still structurally more advanced than Africa.


Yeah, Europe installed female kings out of the expediency of keeping blue bloods in the throne but at the same time women were denied the right to vote!!!

In fact women have attained full suffrage in some African countries like Nigeria when some European countries were still denying women that right.

Countries like France, Italy, Portugal etc only granted women that right in the 1940s, while Switzerland and Leicestershire were 1971 and 1984 respectively!!!


Africa's development or lack thereof has no bearing with women's participation or non-participation in the economy.
Family › Re: Today Is International Women's Day 2016: What Is It And Why Was It Set Up? by lezz(m): 12:44pm On Mar 08, 2016
YelloweWest:
Non gender equality is the main reason Africa still remains under developed! Cos that what happens when half of the populace is uneducated and non productive.
Women only began entering the workforce in Europe during WW2 and the development gap between Africa and Europe is wider then than it is today.
Family › Re: A Millionaires House Boy Food by lezz(m): 12:00pm On Mar 08, 2016
Creamish:
modified..

It does not come to fore in all cases. Evil is in the heart of all humans (male and female).
I don't think I know how to put it, I have often felt it and have never had the generosity of expression to drape that feeling in more depictive words.......so forgive me if I seem vague.

There's a certain inability for women to show kindness to the offspring of another ----even the child of a sibling ---- in a selfless and unbiased manner. There are exceptions, of course, but the number isn't large enough to discredit the well earned stereotype.

There's just this domestic maltreatment of wards by women that has become trite since humanity.


It think it began with Sarah, the wife of Abraham undecided
Family › Re: Am Getting Ashamed Of Still Living A Single Guy by lezz(m): 11:21am On Mar 08, 2016
Creamish:
I'll be sure to quote this the next time I see a silly thread against single ladies by some confused male . wink
Just don't blow it out of context grin grin grin

I'll meet you there cheesy

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