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BumBae:
L.ezz misspicy catch yall later ..

Have a nice day, and keep in touch.

BumBae:
Lol sounds like a good plan

Lezz his 3rd leg is finished .. Has seen too many kitty i dont want .. Im look for a Virgin Man dont laugh oh

A virgin man will not even begin to fathom the conundrum of the vastness of your bewitching butty.

He will sooner spill his holy water in the corridors of your cathedral in an epileptic feat of anxiety before he gets to your chambers.

Let me hold my devotional oil still and steady, worshiping the corridors and vestibule of your cathedral.

I will deliver that oil in the depths of the hallowed chambers of your cathedral in a climaxing pulsation of vibrating spillage after 45 minutes of worship.

BumBae:
What Was the first two ?
And whats the last one ..

You actually do not expect me to untie the knot with which I have you bond, dear.

I plan to be your Tarzan .

misspicy:
My mama warned me to be careful of words such as this....am living her memory,am been careful...get thee behind me Lucifer

I do not tempt you beyond what your heart already desires, my disheartened beauty.

Worry not about the beauty of my words, they are the overwhelming desire my heart carries for you.
And if you look deep enough, you'll find something buried in the words of every post I send to you.


Look deeper and you'll meet me at a junction where I'll consume you in the flames of my passion!

BumBae:
Le.zz u proposing to me already .. Chai im good

Not yet, babe. There's still one final test.

I often look out for three things before I invite a lady into the warmth I offer. You have scaled two already.

misspicy:
Lezzzzzzzz.


lol

its a wedsday morning,what makes you stay here like me?

I chat with mobile, not a desktop

I could stay here for months just to make you see that I have a well throughout plan for you.

Although I haven't seen your physical constitution, but experience tells me you're made of a soft rising curve, a soft skin and fine bones.


I want to make you feel breathless in a sweet forgetfulness of Syria, Buhari, dollar-slip and fuell scarcity.

You will live in my world where the only sound of reality is the exciting beating of your heart.

BumBae:
Didnt sleep well

U were chasing me in my dream ..

Chasing you??

I don't chase women, my lady.
They often fall faster than I anticipate.


I seduce the select few who I deem worthy to grace the wonderment of my bedroom.


But if I've found my way to your dreams, who's to say I won't be drinking from your fountain of physical and sensual endowment?

Sometimes I wonder if you aren't the most suitable to bear the gift of my last name

misspicy:
thank God Bumb.ae is here she will help me divert this


told you I don't share

You don't have a prayer, babe.

I'm stuck on you. I desire your unique blend of defiance and feminine wiles all at once.

Something tells me you're far more sensual than you're showing!!! I think you're deliberately putting on an iron reserve.

BumBae:

That's an expression too early for the day. What irks you? Tell me let me put you at ease.

BumBae:
Lol got bored had to spice it up alil

Bumbae, how do you do?

misspicy:
maybe we should leave this thread,looks FP bound Toks2008 just mentioned the magic word

but I could change your game plan you know,turn this whole thing around on you

I love the subtle veiled threat!!!

Sounds invitingly like a summon into your sacred chambers. I'll worship deep in your cathedral in an unhurried ministration of care and detailed cleansing of your hallowed chambers

Let me chart your route through an entryway you haven't yet felt and quicken your breath in a manner you're not yet accustomed to.

Toks2008:
Its like you cant just make a comment without mentioning my name huh

I have written many times.i have never wooed any lady on nairaland but i am very open to any relationship so pm me misspicy if you have a crush on me and stop this primary school tactics...the world have evolved and ladies woo guys and even propose marriage these days ..afterall, whatever a man can do...complete it.

Regarding your quoted post up there..its like you are stil a learner in this game of romance..so you neva jam ladies who are ready to spend their money even on the guy just to have a companion to grease their Boris? Abeg no make me laugh.

Read this from the very powerful holy book..."In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!"Isaiah 4:1

You dont know nada...you be confirmed rookie

This one got me rocking on my chair

misspicy:
Lol @ nagging, just feeling happy and jobless

I know this @ bolded,right from nursery 2.


Night was short,slept all afternoon,so equation balanced,whoever tries to alter nature is on a long thing.


Hope you slept well,sorry for bringing you into my playful rant,but I think y"all are missing the effect of what you are debating on

I don't actually care to attend to this debate anymore. I'm just an open minded bloke who sees life in 4D you ladies have a knack for twisting issues out of context.

Despite my reputation, I haven't found that special one with whom I'll walk together through life.


And I have this imposing flash of clairvoyance that you will be the one to spice either a great part of my life or all of it.

Adaeze003:
Well, you didn't see me discourage polygamy in any post right? There's really nothing to argue about anymore sef...

Then we're even about this, aren't we? It is basically live and let live.

Adaeze003:
But another problem is how men seem to never ever take responsibility for any wrong and women are pointed to all the time and in every situation,the man cheats, women are the problem, the woman cheats, women are the problem. A man deceives a woman and she wants none of that, she gets a divorce and she's still the problem. I mean, see how you agree that single ladies are fuqking married men? See that?? And not the other way round? How toks went about saying divorced women ruin other women's marriage by sleeping with their husbands? Like WTH Not that the husband ruined his own marriage by sleeping around oh! I mean, for the "stronger" vessels, you lot do parade yourselves like puszies... or should I say "puszy controlled".

Oh... lemme sleep abeg...

The rest of your blanket accusations are generally personal speculation and subjective opinion, it doesn't deserve debunking.

misspicy:
[b]God bless you my dear,Obviously this kids crying me a river are all Pvssies they can't even take responsibility for their actions yet they claim to be doing some fraction of women a favour at the expense of their immediate family and children(polygamy has always affected kids negatively quote me anywhere, the competition is the most unhealthy one in human race),but refuse to accept the blame for their roaming middle stick,what more,some women that feels the society will reject them making them loose their self-esteem will gladly worship this male egos even at the detriment of their children all to be tagged a " Mrs",(I see them all over tok's thread,they just need someone to see their desperate pleas and wife them all in the name of been realistic or what have you).

The end product of polygamy,a choice and decision made by adults is its effect on the children on it,,and none of this wussies are saying anything in that line, what can we do,but fold our hands and watch them suffer the deeds of their parents.

Most men are largely irresponsible too,most polygamous men cannot even feed their large family talk more of train the kids,examples are everywhere,only a Dense man will gladly hop into polygamy in this times of economy crisis,but trust me due to their fleshy and egoistic desires,Someone like Toks2008 will not reason in this line.

That said,who ever said polygamy will curb "cheating" is surely blind or choose to be blind,because it is so practical,that we see and know that a cheating man is never gonna stop cheating even with drones of legally married wives,so what is the point of this thread WordWorld?

lastly,you all should try and make your life worthwhile and stop seeing yourselves as the messiahs to single mothers,divorcees,widows and the rest,face the economy,once the problem of the economy is solved,no woman will want to risk her life and that of her kids in a polygamous marriage,this boys will not tackle the real problem(finance),they have been wired to act all braggadocios even in the face of reality. Le.zz should know this

Well,we all know say na Nairaland una dey feel like kings,offline,most of y"all all are Pvssies,so keep crying me a river


sowi for the long epistle,I can't bring myself down to create a thread on this topic that is as useless as the "k" in knife [/b]

Shhhhhh I looked at this early morning nagging of yours and I want to shush you up with a full kiss!


Relax, the world isn't as bad as people are making you beleive.

How was your night, by the way?

Adaeze003:
Oh... it isn't a gender issue? Tell me something...

Like I said, let it be the woman's choice. You don't get to do what ever you please simply because you're man... oh, I forgot again, it's not a gender issue.

The world does not just roll around for one person's decisions there are people with different opinions and ideas about how they want to live so to be on the safe side, say what you want in the beginning! I can't be all about monogamy and you're not but you still want to eat your cake and have it. That's where the problem lies.

Fact is, some women don't care about being 3rd wives and others won't even think of marrying a divorcee and that's a fact. So we should stop pretending and lying or sneaking around like a lowlife because that's the cause of the problem. Deceit is the problem and I can't imagine how no one sees it that way.

And yes, talk is cheap but I've been speaking on general terms and not particularly "what I will do" so what's the point of that statement?

I find your post beautifully answering your own posers.


Your third paragraph unwittingly answered the sticker of your second.

No one is forcing any women into a polygamous marriage, all the women who accepted it that I have seen accepted it with Its promise and failings. All men do not subscribe to polygamy just as some women frown at it.

Like toks pointed the hypocricy is really about single ladies _fucking these married men and dating them in the cover of the night.

There are many women whose only chance of marriage is in polygamous one. So many, Crowding in to their late 30's and 40's.

Do I begrudge monogamy ? Nope. Do I resent polygamy? Hell no.

It feel polygamy shouldn't be condemned as it serves a good purpose with understanding of the parties involved.

Is polygamy forced on women? It is not.
So the fear is needless and ill-conceived

Adaeze003:
I know I'm late on this one... just had to type anyway...

All I'm saying is, make your "decisions" but don't expect everyone to roll along with it because of their gender or anything.

Secondly, you should know that those decisions affect other people as well as no man is an island. You can choose to respect that or not but there will be consequences if not immediately, in the Long run.

Then, there are no straight rules but in every situation, we choose our rules(path). I mean, even being Christian is a choice so, it is ALL in our power to do right by the people we claim to love.

We mustn't continue to act and talk like our genitals control us especially the male folk. And men should try not to tell women what will be good for them(like I always tell toks), we kinda have functional brains...

True, but this isn't a gender issue. It is a hard fact of life and sometimes, females can't just bear the sheer weight of reality without seeking consolation in the absurdity of gender wars or superiority contest.

Most polygamous marriages came after years of monogamous marriage, as the aftercome of issues and other intricacies of life

No one is forcing women to accept it ---they will, though not all. I know too well of many young educated ladies who married as 2nd and 3rd wives to even much older men from their own volubility.


Talk is cheap and cheaper when one stands behind the curtains of nairaland and presents a tough facade than reality can allow.

As Sarah gave her maid to patriarch Abraham to wife and bear a child, so a lot of women are wont to adjust today when life proves tumultuous!

Adaeze003:
Who said that all things being equal, that widow would have wanted the marriage?
Who said that if she had the means to cater for herself and her child, she would have thought about re marrying?

Have you not seen widows that stay unmarried and not hop around till they die?

So,it is safe to say that the trader supplied her needs for a price........... free cookies!

Like someone said and I'm sure you know it, that marriage was unnecessary whether or not the wife agreed to or supported it. Unless you have proof that the widow herself wanted it.

Anyhoo, so the heck what one woman(or even a hundred) want polygamy? Like I'm not sure exactly what your point is.

Are you saying every other woman should be open to it? Or you're saying life will be much better with it or what? Like what exactly is the point of the epistle?

The way I see it, we all want to live a certain way, I mean if you want more than one wife, there's nothing to be ashamed of, just tell the first wife before the marriage. Leave her with the option of moving on or staying. If she stays then fine, if not you find someone who is open to the idea. Everybody wins! You don't get to pop up mid way and start cheating or talking polygamy and expect another human like you to just roll with it without problems.

Bottom line: women are not a big sack of potatoes without feelings... same way you are attracted to other women is the same way they get funny at the sight of better looking hunks. That said, ok I'm not sure why I said that but ehm.... unto the next point.

If you want polygamy or an open marriage, SAY IT! you must imagine that what's good for the goose is good for the gander so, you should also be open to another man on your wife. The only reason marriages are in deep poo these days is just LIES!

Ok that's all for now, will be back to review my epistle after sleeping...

You're late, hun, but Perhaps tomorrow, you'll find that life isn't as straight as a metre.

The path of life is long, narrow and winding, we make decisions as we go along and sometimes taboos become expediencies in our uphill journey of life.

There are no absolute rules, ever.

Nubian113:
Get some sleep yourself.... ok hun we continue next time pls dont forget the mail i missed so send it back cause im curious and curiouser to know lol unless it's a crappy apology if so keep it

Do you need my apology?

Nubian113:
wow so you'll just kidnap/abduct me

Not at all, you'll get your chance to decide if you'll tour the city or my bedroom.

I'm just telling you you'll opt for the wonderment my bedroom offers just by seeing the size and the colours of my bedsheets

Nubian113:
le.zz lovely chat as always but my beauty sleep/coma is calling me. Sweet dreams Sweet Prince

Sleep on then, I'll come seek you out tomorrow.

Goodnight.

Nubian113:
if ever i visit 9ja would you be my tour guide

If you step your lovely feet on my soil, you won't need me for your tour guide. One night in my bed and you'll end up touring my bedroom for your entire stay and drinking tea and breakfast in bed

Nubian113:
i am open minded hun no judgements... im impressed if anything

That makes the both of us then, cos I intend catching your flying fantasies and bringing them to palms.

Nubian113:
im scared see lols how do you get all that on some randomer on nl

She hails from a neighbouring state from mine, also I had my university education in her home state.

And I do have my sources offline and online too.

The world isn't as big as we like to think

Nubian113:
ok you are officially weird?

A handful of ladies like it. But I won't hold it against you if you don't.

I make it a habit of getting what I want, what aches me and what pleases me alike.

You got it? I'm going to edit the screengrab out now!

Nubian113:
babe i missed your exposure on her though... did you really track her down?

I did of course and the thread I wrote is still on my phone. I still have her address, number, pics and all.

It's the encircled one.

Nubian113:
don't scare me what plans for me

They aren't scary trust me, but 30 days still.

Nubian113:
still 30 to go lols not that im counting of course

Iolz, I didn't say you were counting

So that makes one more month to go...to ascertain the potency of her spell.

If I survive, I'll unleash my full plans for you.

Nubian113:
you forgot the witches curse?

I did forget!!! Is it up to 90 days yet ?

I need to do a thread on that.