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mujibson:
Please have they started the ceremony and Which DStv channel is showing please?

Go to any court and talk to any of the typists around.

Since you're female, ask that you want to swear an affidavit of Spinsterhood. Shouldn't be more than 1k.

After typing, the magistrate signs. You'll need a passport photograph also.

uchaymart:
These girls ain't beautiful Naaa. How did these handsome guys fall in love?
No height, no good facials.

A beautiful bride is One of the best gifts a guy owes his mom. Don't do stuffs and say beauty is not all that matters.
Adams O, got married to a queen, Amaju pinic's wife is a queen.. I ll stop here

Mu.mu

So this is the best you can say? Go and marry your beautiful wife and allow those who have seen beauty and happiness in the ones they chose be!

Tell a little about yourself also.

What is your background?

How old are you?

What is your net worth?

So no new case in Lagos

Sounds fishy!

He was just being silly. So did he test them to know their status before releasing them? No. He was just using them as a bait to get the FG's attention. He should have allowed oil workers to strike so the economy including that of his state to suffer

See how they even handled his body. I doubt the handlers of this funeral really understood how this thing spreads.

Smh.

And Wike is there closing Caverton and arresting pilots carrying oil company workers coming from offshores inside Rivers state.

He should go to the borders and see military men doing serious business.

Actor Governor !!

So how will oil workers in the field come out?

If he grounds the oil sector na him go regret am o

E no dey carry person grade na. Everybody dey pass out. Who Wan display third class or Certificate of Attendance?

It seems you don't see anything wrong with your friendship with that yr friend. If you really value ur marriage, end that friendship. And to think that you've been married for 11 years??Smh

Is is not what you've been looking for?

Any small thing na to run come Nairaland to ask for advice. Guy!! Be a man o!

Which Kind country be this??

Well done Barrister. May God bless you for the good work you have done

Ronaldo sef. U no dey tire to talk about Messi?

'Fly wey no hear word go follow dead body enter grave'

Upon all wetin you dey hear, you still dey go do raw. Continue o. You had better go and do a full check up and treat yourself. Earlier the better.

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If person born safely.. E no know wetin God do for am o.

Congratulations my brother. Rejoice with your wife

You need to correct and guide your son. He's still very young so he's still very malleable. Spend time and have regular talks with him. Teach him how about morality and decency. Educate yourself on how best to give your children sex education. It's your responsibility.

To be father no be beans. Channel your sadness into finding how best to help your son. It's worth every effort.

If you don't man up and give him the needed love, discipline and guidance today, he go give you headache tomorrow.

' Na when iron hot dem dey turn am to any shape'

The signs are audible to the deaf and visible to the blind. USE YOUR HEAD to prevent stories that touch tomorrow.

While you'll be paying all her bills, another man will be collecting all her love. Wehdone Sir!!

So I've finally seen an Iguana wearing a weird jersey

Ehyaa..

adontcare:
that na his personal thing. I just stated a personal feeling. Use ur head.

Calm down there. Peace

adontcare:
hv u not heard or read where husbands/ fathers defiled dia kids?

Does your husband trust you with your male kids?

adontcare:
I don't allow my girls to sit alone with any male talkless of allowing her watch cartoon in a Neigbour house. Even if am going out, we all go together. I can't trust my husband, brothers nor relatives with them talkless of Neigbour.it is well.

If you don't trust your husband, then why are you still married to him??

The mother of the girl no try sha. Times have changed

Smh at people of nowadays. Many people commenting are not even married but dishing out advice. Observe and talk to people with long lasting marriages. And see what has helped then weather the storm all along. Life is not a straight line graph.

One may attain financial heights today and fall tomorrow. One may be healthy today and be in a wheel chair tomorrow. When the ships are down, what will sustain your relationship is not status o. Money and status is good. But loyalty and love is more important. People are generally more selfish today. That's why most people will justify a guy leaving a lady who he dated because he has attained certain heights. Disloyalty is disloyalty no matter how you frame it.

Many men would sing about how heavenly their mothers are but if they were their fathers they would have left their mom when they made it.

Anyways.. Every man for himself. As for me.. I choose loyalty, morals, resilience, friendship, love, over any form of financial growth.

Be proud of the one you're with no matter how he/she is and see how others will respect your partner. The way you treat your pet is how others will treat it.

Nigerians are funny sha. So when you refrain from making the vow.. Sickness and poverty won't come to you ryt? A vow is a sacred promise that no matter what you'll stick with your partner. Simple. Let's continue to be blind the realities of life sha.

Medicine after death

So all of a sudden, the youths are no longer lazy?

Xtaceeey:
Too long

It's not a bad thing to be paid 12 times in a yr... Some ppl's one month salary is bigger than other ppl's turnover for the year. Business isn't for everyone

One word: Evil.
How did he even get out??

Maybe he was going to get water from his house to put out the fire. Winch

When 'hot shiit' dey catch you and you're writing a difficult test

The advert is a waste of time abeg. Many ppl just listen to the song without getting the message. Duration of advert is too long. Too much focus on music than message. Effective adverts appeal to the customer's emotions not just entertain. I miss that old 'baba blue' advert. Gtb should try short, concise, practical adverts on how using 737 helped someone make payments in an everyday market, helped someone stranded pay a mechanic on the highway. Someone in d village without a browsing phone transferred money without coming to use a bank in the city. An old man using his phone to send credit to his old wife...etc. Not until Nigerians see the practical benefits, this 737 advert will just be a song

Just thank ur God and be grateful to her because by now, Ur agbada for dn hang for barbed wire. Just make her feel comfortable.. and keep her as a friend. Don't stigmatize her o.. But knw where u go play reach. Value her well well, cos na she save u so. And from now on... Dey careful pursue skirt o