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Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 12:24pm On Sep 28, 2013
goldfish80:
Yes she was wrong not to have disclosed her conditon,but as rational human beings we didn't handle the situation well.she came from a far distance and we left her at the mercy of touts who could rape/rob her at the motor park wasnt cool atall.I guess we were being tenagers, with the rush of blood and irrational reasoning.I still judge myself till date.
well you could comfort yourself with the fact that it wasnt your decision to make. It was your friend's call. . .im not the right guy to apportion blames. Granted what your friend did was a lil bit uncalled for buh the gal too took a big gamble which didnt pay up...well that has always bn the bane of blind date. . .we all have some levels of expectations that must be met while hopin our date too find us acceptable

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Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:53am On Sep 28, 2013
goldfish80: This experience is not directly mine,but I played an active role in it... Here it goes:

Some years back (2005 or thereof), My closest pally hooked a girl from yahoo messanger chatroom,things got off well for them,they exchanged number,shared pics,sex chatting bla bla bla...but they never got involved on webcam chats,* i think*. Well days became weeks and before I could say "knife" they have already setup a meet.I asked him(James) to calm down and chill for awhile but he he didn't listen,he was in lust/love *whatever*.

Finally the D-day came,the lady was meant to travel from Benin/Warri *memory foggy* to Enugu. She finally arrived around 7pm and told James she was at the park. James chattered a cab and off we went to pick her. On getting to the motor park he called her and asked her to get down from the bus,but she insisted he came to the bus(she was the only remaining passenger sitting n the bus),he boldly walked to the bus,I followed suit and behold,she was on 2 crutches! All i could hear James mutter was "you could have told me it was like this na",I stood in awe. shocked He lied to her that he wants to get airtime and immediately tapped me to follow him.

Well needless to say we didn't come back. About 2hrs later My friend got a call from a strange number.The lady introduced herself as a recharge card seller and begged My friend to send her 1500 mtn recharge voucher so she could be able to get accomodation for the lady to spend the night.I pressured him to send 2 vouchers of 1500 each, he did. I really felt bad and empathy on the poor girl,but I was a bit helpless.
ouch! Dats gross. . .i cant help buh pity the gal. . .buh i guess she had it comin d moment she decided to hide her conditions.
Politics / Re: ASUU Rejects Presidency Offer,says Strike Continues by Licensed2Kill(m): 8:46am On Sep 28, 2013
That's it. . . .im off to Ghana!
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:45am On Sep 28, 2013
Lets keep it comin. . . .im sure most of you who's bn peepin got somtn to say
Politics / Re: Woolwich Suspects Plead Not Guilty To Murder Of Lee Rigby by Licensed2Kill(m): 6:27pm On Sep 27, 2013
Rossikk: Can you explain why the US and Britain are funding Al Qaeda terrorists in Syria and Libya?
all countries foreign policy main priority is to safeguard their countries at all cost. Im no U.S or British advocate buh at times you have to behave like a monkey if u want to catch a monkey.
Politics / Re: Woolwich Suspects Plead Not Guilty To Murder Of Lee Rigby by Licensed2Kill(m): 5:02pm On Sep 27, 2013
Is this rossikk of a guy always ds stewpid or is ds jst a special occasion?

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Sports / Re: N96M Abuja Stadium Re-Grassing Causes Controversy by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:42am On Sep 27, 2013
We indeed have money in this country. . .it's just not been spent in the right ways

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Politics / Re: Abuja Killings Victims Were Terrorists, Says Army Chief by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:02am On Sep 27, 2013
Cant the soldiers just lie again that the buildin belongs to papa shekau. Then the whole gullible Nigerians will laud them again and remind them how gallant they really are.

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Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 12:57pm On Sep 26, 2013
Sarah a: Had one which was a bad experience.Do I want to share it ?Hell No.You never can tell the guy could be on this site.
you dont have to mention names or places. . .
U jst gotta tel us pls. . .i hate gettin curious. . .
...Or hw abt i make you an offer you cant refuse?
Sports / Arsenal Signed Okocha's Nephew As A Seven-year-old by Licensed2Kill(m): 8:24am On Sep 26, 2013
Its apparent that this is no more news buh i guess it is for some of us that didnt know.
I was just watchin the pre-match talks of arsenal's game yesterday when it was mentioned that one Alex Lwobi was on the bench for the gunners. It was further emphasized that this same Alex Lwobi who was signed when he was seven years old is a nephew to one of Nigeria best footballers of all time, Austin Jay Jay Okocha.
You can verify from this link;
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/145118/Arsenal-sign-Jay-Jay-lad-7.html
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 12:35am On Sep 26, 2013
kagari: Just had one blind date back in 2007, my cousin called her wit my fone, they were church mates. She called back i was rude at her but later calmed down while we chatted.
MTN blessed the relationship by introducing night calls.
She told me the opposie of what she was: she said she was dark, ugly, lanky, k-leg. But a spirit told me to hold-on tight
then i was smallish, skinny and ok facially
i travelled all d way from enugu to amichi in anambra to meet dis babe. Based on the profile she gave, i went with so much confidence to chop and clean mouth.
When i got to the spot she told me to wait for her, she sent her maid to come check me out, the babe fine die, she just asked if i was waiting for someone and i said yes then she left
after 5 minutes i saw the most beautiful girl iav ever seen in nigeria approach me and i prayed seriously that she shouldnt be d one cause i was already scared and shy.
But to God be the glory she was She. She loved me so much cause i made laugh always, she didnt care about my money not until she left anambra for unilag then Abuja.

Last bullet; a female musician who behaves like a dude is presently dating her
my guess, wierd mc?

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Politics / Re: LAGBUS Crushes Soldier To Death In Lagos Yesterday by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:09pm On Sep 25, 2013
todayguest: you can say that at the comfort of your home. Otherwise, your body go tell you.cheesy
Politics / Re: LAGBUS Crushes Soldier To Death In Lagos Yesterday by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:09pm On Sep 25, 2013
todayguest: you can say that at the comfort of your home. Otherwise, your body go tell you.cheesy
oh pls dont tel anybody its me dat said dat.
ZOMBIE ALERT!
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Shekau Appears In New Video, Says ‘I Am Alive’ by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:47pm On Sep 25, 2013
obo_man:

Another coward dude. Why do some people wanna live on their knees? Why succumb to an evil and violence force just because you are afraid to fight?



Boko Haram is an evil and barbaric force that must be defeated, and we won't win if we all run to Ghana.

The Evil you don't fight distance away from you will one day lay foothold on your doorstep.
i'v bn called many things in life bruh buh neva a coward. . .i assure you, you dont wanna cross that line. . .btw if ur IQ was anythin above 90 u wld have detected some hint of sarcasm in my post buh i guess u r way too dull to notice. . .typical nigerian, always takin every write up literally
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Shekau Appears In New Video, Says ‘I Am Alive’ by Licensed2Kill(m): 12:53pm On Sep 25, 2013
This is what the yoruba will call "ipada bo abija". . . .nah brutality.
Well, that's it. . .im off to ghana

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Politics / Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by Licensed2Kill(m): 12:48pm On Sep 25, 2013
Hmmmm
*clears throat**
on behalf of my humble self and the spirit of rascalism inside of me, i nominate me, myself and i.
Where is oga seun sef? Wanna discourse my salary and other benefits b4 i proceed further.
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:41am On Sep 25, 2013
chokl8candie: @OP ....dont u think its about tym u changed the title of dis thread? undecided ....clearly the title is grammatically incorrect. surprised nobody hs commented on it sad
more suprised i neva noticed, thanks for the insight tho. . .*chop knuckles*. . . .how do u feel wt d new one or u got a beta idea?
*eats humble pies*
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:34pm On Sep 24, 2013
mayorall: Yepa. My own blind date was actually a 2go friend, we've been friends for a while, we advice each other, she was even the one who encouraged me to ask my ex out, she also has a guy, I actually had feelings for her and want her to fill jealous that was why I told her I love my ex then, but she didn't show her jealousy she told me to go for her, after 3 months, my ex started misbehaving and she had also left her ex too. So I told her about my relationship and she told me to move on with my life. Hmmm smelt rat, so we started anyway, this gal will never share me her pics, fb, 2go noo pix of her. I was kinda scared and her voice is fk tempting. So after some months, she came to my campus with her broda from another campus. She called me she was already at the gate but I have seeing her already, friends, this girl is just too beautiful to be corrected. Thank God, me self just wore the new shirt I bought from Chinedu at old garage, I came out and called. She looked back, she greeted and she was kinda shy, I dont know why anyway, I was just talking to her broda too. The interesting part of it was that this girl had seeing me before and she never told me she had. Anyway she's the only one am dating since Nov 19 2012. I call her 3 names now : ife mi, my lady and my heartbeat.
wow! Dats dooope bruh. . . . I want a blind date lyk dat. . . .too bad i've retired sha

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Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 8:06pm On Sep 24, 2013
Had this gal who just flashed my number, i called back askin who she was, she cldnt explain how my number got on her phone. she sounded sweet so i follow up the conversation. . .i wooed her on fone, she agreed buh anytym i went lookin 4 her she wld insist i com bak at night. Ds went for lyk a month until i told her i'd be leavin for my skul so she scheduled a meetin at one pry skul lyk dat. . .it was a good thing i didnt bring my friends on this fateful day. . .so as i was waitin a gal passed and all my mind was thinkin was ds gal too go get bf o cuz she was nothin to write home abt. . .at dat moment i jst decided to cal my gal too, guess who pick d cal. . .d gal my mind was despisin. . . .wel, i managed to tel her i was late for a meetin, cldnt even look her in d eyes. . . .afta i left, she called nd texted remindin me each day of how wicked i am for lyk a month, i guess she got tired of it later sha. . .since den i vowed neva to eva ask a blind date out again b4 physically meetin her

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Education / Re: Covenant University Student Ordered To Kneel-down During Lecture (Picture) by Licensed2Kill(m): 2:53pm On Sep 24, 2013
U dare not try ds shiiiiit back in d days in oou, i hear dey 've gone soft now sha, skul wey students dey pursue lecturers lyk fowl for inside campus. . . .d skul i currently attend too get one lectures lyk dat wey dey always behave as if he get baloteli 4 head, we nicknamed him "mr you-will-fail," yet still he dare not pull dat sorta shiiiiit. . . .i've knelt down once sha, buh dat was behind closed door while beggin a lecturer who caught me cheatin in an exam no to report me.
Politics / Re: LAGBUS Crushes Soldier To Death In Lagos Yesterday by Licensed2Kill(m): 8:30am On Sep 24, 2013
These nigerian soldiers always behavin lyk a robot nd think they ar always a version above the normal citizens. . .must everythin involvin them be chaotic

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Americans And Britons Part Of Attackers At WestGate-kenya by Licensed2Kill(m): 8:25am On Sep 24, 2013
Believe you me, if America was directly involved you would neva have known
Politics / Re: Police Arraign Suspects Before Looking For Evidence- CJN by Licensed2Kill(m): 8:23am On Sep 24, 2013
Dont we know already
Politics / Re: Tsunami In Oyo As Ajimobi Sacks SSG, All Commissioners, Advisers. by Licensed2Kill(m): 5:52pm On Sep 23, 2013
I knew somethin lyk ds wld hapn as soon as ramsey scored. . .
Politics / Re: INCREDILE: How 18 Year Old Played Dead To Survive Kenya Terrorist Attack by Licensed2Kill(m): 5:48pm On Sep 23, 2013
Now thats a kid who deserve some celebrity status and treatment. . .not some stowaway kid
Politics / Re: Stowaway Daniel Ohikhena, Resumes School With Security Men by Licensed2Kill(m): 11:13am On Sep 23, 2013
Cant we all undergraduates just try and stow away. . .then we would all be sent to yale. . .no more ASUU strikes. . . .or is that not the way things now work in Nigeria? . . .pardon me if i sound a lil bit irrational, my medulla obloganta has not bn dusted for a while.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking News:- Kenya Stand-off: Explosions In Renewed Assault by Licensed2Kill(m): 11:03am On Sep 23, 2013
Show me the most peaceful regions of the world and i will tell you which religion is not there

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Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:58pm On Sep 21, 2013
*clears throat*
@wasak nd chocl8candie. . .the spirit tells me u two ar abt to start another blind date "saga" ryt here. . .kindly inform+update nd report back on how it goes.
*chuckles*

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Politics / Re: Breakin News: Security Forces Battle Boko Haram In Abuja! by Licensed2Kill(m): 2:49pm On Sep 20, 2013
Now they've brought the fight into our national capital. . .
Thats it. . .im off to ghana!
Politics / Re: Shooting At Abuja Legislative Quarters, 4 Dead, More Injured by Licensed2Kill(m): 1:57pm On Sep 20, 2013
creativino:

Bye Bye!! and please don't come back when we fix these insurgencies.
not in forever mate. . .

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