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Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 2:32pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
robonski15: Met a nairalander last week.. I have been following her comments for sometime now because she is someone that has a good sense of humour.. I decided to drop a pm and we began talking then later exchanged bb pins..wtf dude. . .you dont wanna tel me d gal came to visit you from another state jst to do some nite vigils prayin over dem ASUU strike. I'd like to forgive u buh pls jst tell me u press som lil bobby. . .pls nah. . .say u finger small nah. Anyway u myt think ds ur gal may be watchin ds thread so pls lyk ds comment if u at least did somtn somtn nah. The lawd is ur strenght bruh. *In my best impression of baba Fela* i no be gentle man at all o i no be gentle man at all i be african man, original dem cal u mek u com chop u chop u say u belleful u say u be gentleman u go suffer u go tire me i no b gentleman lyk dat o i be african man, original 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 2:31pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
robonski15: Met a nairalander last week.. I have been following her comments for sometime now because she is someone that has a good sense of humour.. I decided to drop a pm and we began talking then later exchanged bb pins..wtf dude. . .you dont wanna tel me d gal came to visit you from another state jst to do some nite vigils prayin over dem ASUU strike. I'd like to forgive u buh pls jst tell me u press som lil bobby. . .pls nah. . .say u finger small nah. Anyway u myt think ds ur gal may be watchin ds thread so pls lyk ds comment if u at least did somtn somtn nah. The lawd is ur strenght bruh. *In my best impression of baba Fela* i no be gentle man at all o i no be gentle man at all i be african man, original dem cal u mek u com chop u chop u say u belleful u say u be gentleman u go suffer u go tire me i no b gentleman lyk dat o i be african man, original |
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:16pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
CastingCrowns: mine he posed as a big boy on fb and inboxed me...i was all ave caught a big fish..we exchanged numbers and met up only to discover he was a barber....waaaat!he was cute sha i felt cheated.i hate blind dates.*in my best impression of Kanye West* . . .aint sayin she's a gold digger buh she aint messin wt no broke niggah... |
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:22am On Oct 14, 2013 |
ruthy28: Wow dis thread is so funny I've been LMAOma'am, nothin wrong wt a bruh aiming for higher standard. . .u cld hv made a great couple. . .JK. . . . *In my best impression of will smith* there is no man that cant sweep any lady off her feet; all u need is d ryt broom. |
Politics / Re: Which Security Agency Would You Join, Given The Opportunity To Serve Nigeria? by Licensed2Kill(m): 8:28am On Oct 14, 2013 |
Customs for the money. . . Army for the swags. . . |
Religion / Must We Pray Violently To God For It To Be Answered? by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:22am On Oct 13, 2013 |
I used to attend this church that the pastor was of the opinion that prayers are answered quickly by how much loud and violent you could get while praying to God. He often quote Matthew 11:12 which says; And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence, and the violent taketh it by forceI used to dread the part where each person has to pray with a partner holding each other's hands because it seems all your partner is tryin to do is to rip out ur arms from their sockets with the constant and endless shovin and pullin. The doctrine is that you must sweat, you must labour, you must be loud, you must be physical and you must be dramatic while prayin. I shit you not. I've seen lots of ppl givin Personally, i dont think God is that deaf or that we must engage the act of violence while talkin to our Creator. I stand to be corrected. Finally, when you go to Church dont give God orders; just report for duty. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: France Would Have Destroyed Nigeria Over Bakassi - Duke by Licensed2Kill(m): 2:40pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
RoyPCain: i am not a supporter of gowon and almost all the administrations since him. i think gowon was particularly corrupt if only measuring his wedding victoria [an igbo woman] with so much lavishness in the height of the war. gowon should even be seized now and charge to court in nigeria for his action.the wise one has spoken. COURRRRRTT! |
Politics / Re: Sachet "Pure" Water To Be Banned By January? by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:39am On Oct 11, 2013 |
ITbomb: Just ban without providing any alternative , when are we going to have right leaders in the country .i wonder what products their brain is made of. Granted some so called "pure" water are not that hygienic buh isnt that what organisations like NAFDAC are for. Why dont they just fizzle out those "pure" water that are not up to the required standard. I see garri becomin their next victim. Watch this space! |
Politics / Sachet "Pure" Water To Be Banned By January? by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:21pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Just surfin through the net and came across several reports that the popular and affordable sachet water a.k.a pure water will soon be banned by the government. I just dont know what to think of this development. Anyway, i just hope somebody in government woke up this morning and thought today was april 1 |
Politics / Re: ASUU Strike: NUEE Threatens Electricity Shutdown Nationwide by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:13pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
It's still we common man that will suffer the consequences. . . .them cabal got stand-by generator and lots of fuel to burn at their disposal |
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:17pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
beedam: . Stop blushing jor and tell us more stories.aye ma. . .buh ladies first nah |
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 3:24pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
beedam: **Chuckles***blushin* |
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 3:23pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Guys/gals humour us more with your own experience. . .i know you know i know you got some. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ali Zeidan, Libyan Prime-Minister Kidnapped By Armed Men by Licensed2Kill(m): 8:21am On Oct 10, 2013 |
HolyHolla:bruh i mentioned no names. . .i still like Nigeria biko. . .btw, you seem to be overestimatin d military power of Nigeria. . .all dos power u mentioned nd yet still so much insecurities. . .now, who jst have its independence day done inside the government house jst bcuz of threats from some insurgents in d not too distant past? Refresh my memory i seem to have forgotten. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: ASUU Strike Is Not Political, NLC Tells Jonathan by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:03am On Oct 10, 2013 |
Nope, we know. . .its abt d money. . .if ever in doubt? Follow d money. |
Politics / Re: Dialogue Or We Expose You, NANS Threatens ASUU by Licensed2Kill(m): 6:59am On Oct 10, 2013 |
musiwa1l: I will be honest with you people. the federal govt should hand over federal universities to state. State can manage universities better . State can use its ministry of works, health, housing etc to help the universities. the centre govt cant do that. Someone far away is hard to know the needs of the students.i believe u ar not always ds cranky. . .pls tell me its true |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ali Zeidan, Libyan Prime-Minister Kidnapped By Armed Men by Licensed2Kill(m): 6:56am On Oct 10, 2013 |
Dont yah all jst wish that it was clueless+shoeless dat was kidnapped? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: 180 Boko-haram Insurgents Killed By Camerounian Soldiers by Licensed2Kill(m): 6:54am On Oct 10, 2013 |
Nigeria shld brw a leaf from the America. . .send some troops to cameroon to wipe out them stupid extremist then apologise later. |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Raids Boko Haram Bomb Factory In Kano, Recovers Deadly Weapons by Licensed2Kill(m): 6:51am On Oct 10, 2013 |
Show me the most peaceful regions of the world and i'll tell you which religion is not there. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Anonymous Pidgin Letter To President GEJ On ASUU Strike by Licensed2Kill(m): 11:51am On Oct 09, 2013 |
Almost funny i refused to laugh. |
Politics / Re: Dana Air Operating License Suspended by Licensed2Kill(m): 6:55am On Oct 07, 2013 |
about time. . .good riddance to bad rubbish |
Romance / Falling In Love by Licensed2Kill(m): 6:39pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
Love is not easily understood by most people unless they have experienced it. If you think of your past love then you may view it as a failure. But when you find a new love and again you view the past as a teacher. In the game of love, it does not really matter who is the winner or loser. What is important is that you know when to hold on and when to let go! You know you really love someone when you want him or her to be happy, even if his or her happiness means that you are not part of it. Everything happens for the best. If the person you love doesn’t love you back, don’t be afraid to love someone else again, for sure you will never know unless you give it a try. You never love a person you love unless you risk for love. Love strives in hurting. If you don’t get hurt, you don’t learn how to love. Love doesn’t hurt all the time. Though the hurting is still there to test you, to help you grow. Do not find love, let love find you that is why its called falling in love because you do not force yourself to fall. You just fall. You cannot finish a book without closing its chapters. If you want to go on, then you have to leave the past as you turn the pages. Love is not destroyed by a single failure or won by a single cares. It’s a lifetime venture in which we are always learning, discovering and growing. The greatest irony of love is letting go when you need to hold on and holding on when you need to let go. We lose someone we love only when we are destined to find someone else who can love us even more than we can love ourselves. On falling out of love, take some time to heal and then get back on the horse. But do not ever make the same mistake of riding the same one that threw you off the first time. To love is to risk rejection to live is to risk of dying, to hope is to risk failure. But risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is risking nothing! To reach for another is to risk involvement, to expose your feeling is to expose true to yourself, to love is to risk not to be loved in return. How to define love: fall but do not stumble, be constant but not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, hurt but never keep the pain. Loving someone means giving her/him freedom to find his/her way, whether it leads towards you or away from you. Love is a painful risk to take but the risk must be taken no matter how scary or painful, for only then you’ll experience the fullness of humanity and that is love. Only love can hurt your heart, fill you with desire and tear you apart, Only love can make you cry and only love knows why, If you’re not ready to cry, if you’re not ready to take the risk, if you’re not ready to feel the pain then you’re not ready to fall in love. There was a time in our lives when we became afraid to fall in love `coz every time we do, we get hurt, then I figured that is why its called falling in love. -Courtesy; Love Tips |
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 6:18pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
Well, never say never. *winks* |
Romance / What I've Learned... by Licensed2Kill(m): 3:10pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
What I've learned cannot be expressed through words but rather feelings. I've learned that it's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice. To feel noticed, to feel someone cares, to have the ability to make someone laugh or believe in something is worth more than any held position. What I've learned is that actions speak louder than words. Whether behavior is directed in a positive or negative way, it affects people. It teaches you who to trust, what to believe, when to move on. I've learned that in order to become something more, sometimes you have to let go. By not taking any risks, you risk even more. I've learned that a moment is only time fleeing by, grab it or it's gone, that things don't always work the way you hope for but you have to keep your head up. I’ve learned you can’t wait for the perfect moment; you have to make the moment your own because time waits for no one. You mustn’t miss your chance to let your unknown feelings be heard. I’ve realized I would rather regret something I have done than what I haven’t done because looking back on the past couple of weeks, if I wouldn’t have done things I have, I know I would have regret not doing it. But what I've learned most importantly is when it comes down to it, we all want to be loved. |
Politics / Re: Video Of An Sss Official Who Was Tortured And Beheaded By Boko Haram by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:14am On Oct 06, 2013 |
That's it. . .im off to Ghana! |
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Are To Meet 5 Nairalanders by Licensed2Kill(m): 6:25pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
ROSSIK and MUSIWA. . .i lyk doz guyz (no homo) . . . .nobody cld b more crazier. . . .except me tho |
Music/Radio / Re: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone? by Licensed2Kill(m): 3:36pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
Oluwe mawe |
Politics / Re: I Enjoy Killing Those God Asks Me To Kill Like Chickens – Abubakar Shekau. by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:04am On Oct 05, 2013 |
I neva even enjoyed killin a chicken |
Politics / Re: In Memory Of The ALUU 4 by Licensed2Kill(m): 6:56am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Had a similar experience a few days afta it. . .makes me cringe whenever i rmbr it. . .thank God my own outcome was not so similar |
Crime / Re: First Class Graduate Shot Dead By Cop by Licensed2Kill(m): 6:51am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Police are indeed our friends 1 Like |
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