beedam: . L2k.... U got me laughing. I was trying to help a brother ni by following the word of God "be ur brothers keeper". As per if I ve called? No I haven't!,except someone don blind date am with my Id. I don't trust NLders,dem too sharp!!!

*in my best impression of Rihanna*
"...well, that's alright because i love the way you lie. . ."

beedam: . Good as u wiped Ɣ٥νϒ tears . Expect calls from Ϟ٥ѡ on. And start saving for the blind dates "meetings" so as not to embarrass urself. Hope say u fine small sha? Else, dem go forget u for bus stop Oo◦°°˚˚

lol. . .aint you gonna call. . .i suspect u've called already. . .damn me if u havent

naijababe:

Banshee is crap abeg! I gave up after the 3rd episode

one man's meal...

brighter: Op thanks for this ur relief topic.
I have been having hilarious day all thru & away from Buhari, Boko haram & nl e-tribal war thread

hapi to b @ur service. . .d topic has bn there for a while. . .so i guess all thanks shld go to d mod dat brought it to ur attention by takin it 2d front page

Texykool:

Lwkmd!

I hope this did not happen somewhere in Ibadan, cos I had a similar experience with a cousin of mine.

We did not know we were in her residential vicinity.

We thot she was taking us to a good place where we could have seats and chill...

She took us straight to her home... To her parents

and introduced my cousin as her fiance.

We answered several questions and I was so flustered I could not touch the drink offered to me.

We wanted to leave in a hurry... They seemed not in a haste to release us.

All the siblings were coming to check us out (chai!).

When we eventually left, we discharged d girl ASAP and ran all the way till we got a bike.

I will never forget that day in my life.

#boiz2men

oh grosss

Texykool: Anybody here who wanna hear my own story?

shoot already

freechat: Haven't had any blind date yet. But my friend, Ken, told me his experience:

Ken and Joyce chat regularly on 2go. They become good friends and finally agree to meet. Ken gets to the meeting point and finds Chinwe, a female church member there. They both exchange pleasantries. She tells Ken she's waiting for her sister who she says is somewhere around. Ken finds a corner and sits, waiting for his date. Soon his phone rings and the voice is saying: "I've been here for more than 10 minutes, where are you?". Ken replies: "I am there ... with the blue fez cap". She looks around and the eyes meet. It dawns on them that they have been victims of their own pranks (they both had used fake pictures; Chinwe had adopted 'Joyce' as name). They bow their heads in shame. But it didn't end there. Somehow the 'real' friendship started ...till date!

nominated as most hilarious

moscobabs: I cant share my own experiences....cos if I do everybody will make jest of me and u all will put mark on me.but i can only give u the result

2003.......the one I met was creep

2005......most ugly

2005 again....older than me

2006.........we had sex on the 1st day,simply mean she is cheap

2008........she has 2 babies already

2010.......beautiful but latter discover she has been raped by my 2 friends

2011....she came from Kogi to meet me in benin city,she is very fat I sent her away the following day

2012....we dated for 2 weeks but she is very local.

Last saturday....I met this on wechat and she was with me till yesterday very sexy but she has no manner.

those are the Nine(9) experience

nominated for the nairaland books of record as the guy with the most wierd blind dates ever. . .
Seconded too!

tolurainbow: I ruin mad.. I ruin mad..

pls dont tell, we know

yeyeman92: Which dey pple brain go ripe for this country ?

in other words?
Stop tryin to act smart, its not your thing

Wow. . .i knew i was gon make front page. . .what took you so long mods. . .lol

Banshee rocks. . . .wel, except for the constant soft porn wc makes it R-rated. . . .u wont regret watchin it btw

Banshee rocks. . .waitin impatiently for season 2

Guy do you play MK. . .dat was jst some fatality+brutality combo u jst gave the film

They should be given amnesty scholarship, not arrested now. . .oh moi Dieu

adconline:
I think you are getting it wrong. France has a military pact with Cameroun, so they could have defended Cameroun if Naija attacked first. Same way US would defend Taiwan cos they have a military/defense pact.

Symphony007: my dear, for the fact that france and cameroon have a defence pact, france has the right to fight with camerron against any aggresor. It's like nato, they all have a defence pact. If you attack one country, the rest can attack you. When the u.k attacked argentina over the falkland, the u.s sent aircraft carriers and intelligence to the u.k, france gave britain all the blueprints for the weapons they have sold to argentina. But at last, what france said was just a threat because there was no way nigeria would attack cameroon.

idk the details of the pact signed but do u think france would blindly attack any aggressor of cameroon. What if it was to be U.S. All i'm sayin is that they may back cameroon with some financial power or weapons and Nigeria too would definitely get her own sympathizer. The oil would defo attract some. And mind you, the france would neva blink unless the security council of the U.N says so.

Cant you and your "men" just go pay this guys some friendly , ok maybe not too friendly visit?

Symphony007: they could, if nigeria attacks first.

nope bruh. . .no country would do that in the international system. Any effort by other party has to be sanctioned by the U.N. the only thing that could be done is deployin some bunch of U.N. Soldiers to bakassi makin it a no go area for Nigerian troops. If france publicly back cameroon then Nigeria too is more likely to find some superpower too that would back her then a WW3 would be in the makin and the U.N would neva allow that

I hope some ppl wld jst grow some brain and realize there is absolutely nothin worth celebratin

I pray for Jonathan that God should help him grow some brain, and some guts. . .and maybe a lil integrity

I wish Jonathan would just grow some brain, and some guts. . .and maybe a lil integrity

If i was a betting man, i would bet all i got that this kids are really tired of the motherland.

If i was a betting man, i would bet all i got that this kids are really tired of the motherland.

I see no sense in this post. Some dumbass jst dont understand how international politics works. The worst france could have done was to back cameroon up with weapons and tactical advice like they did in libya. They wouldnt dare raised a single finger against Nigeria and well, that's not because they can not.

Rejoice5000: My first and last blind date,he has been calling u know and am hopping that all will be well, that faithful day we had appointment at sizzlers fast food.oh........to my surprise when the guy came God!! one of his leg is bigger than the other.after that day i run 4 my life.

gals shall not live by a man's legs alone buh by. . .

Wetin man no go hear for this naija.

Like we have a say?
Another bunch to come milk us dry.
Thanks GEJ,
at least, it cant get worse than its already is.

FOLYKAZE:

The tree is in you.....you need to search it within you.

Just want some christians to handle this.....want to see there own perspective

bruh hold on pls. . .dont go all religion on me. . .me was jst kiddin wt yah 4ss

Wow. . .some ppl hv really turned the Bible inside out. . .at times, in fact most times we all need to make use or our brain. Its called discretion. . .or why else do u think God gave us the ability to think on our own. . .i'll just say this. . .WITHOUT CONDOMs, WHERE WOULD I BE. . . .

Broda of life, in case you find this your tree of life in your honorable quest. Dont forget to share us the GPS coordinates. . .i myt wanna visit there someday.

FreeGlobe:
He's proudly a racist from a third world country.

hmmmm. . .i think he's just bitter about some things, wanna prove a point or just doesnt wanna follow the crowd.
We are all racists in our own rights, it all just eventually come down on your own definition of "racism."

Rossikk: Strange, considering the US govt is providing huge ''material support'' to Al Qaeda in Syria, and provided extraordinary ''material support'' to Al Qaeda in Libya.

tell me buddy, do you just hate the Americans and the Britons for no reason?