I understand all ds patriotic feelings. . .its lyk u have a mad father buh alas nobody is allowed to point to him as a madman even tho its d truth. Cuz we see it as derogatory and we ar ready to do anythin to refrain callin him for what he really is.
I was once into ds biz buh had to quit afta som lil months cuz i was not motivated (i no hammer). I know a lot of ppl in d game today, in fact, 8/10 guys i know are into it and you cant imagine how far they are ready to go to make some dough. Because they know they wld be celebrated once they hammer. Bank officials, the police etc get their cuts as well.
A twisted society we live in.

Kinda true. . . .ar u jst pissed cuz it's comin from a white woman?

Anybody ever mixed tramadol+mary jane 2geda b4?
NB: dont try ds at home, or at work, or at skul, or at anywhere else.

Sincere 9gerian: The problem with some Nigerians is their selective approach to issues. We all read the report about the UK lecturers going on strike. How many days did the strike last? Just one day. Was the demands of the lecturers met while the strike lasted? Are the UK lecturers not aware that they can also go on indefinite strike the Nigerian way? So why didnt they use that approach?

Since you and I criticise out political leaders for not copying the RIGHT things from the western world, why not our lazy lecturers? Why is what is good for the goose not also good for the gander? Where else in the world would labour leaders shut the door of the universities for months, claiming to be fighting for improved quality of higher education? You killed education for months in the name of fighting for better education? How does that add up?

More over, ASUU has been embarking on strike since the late 70s, but decades after we'r still on the same issue. So what has changed? Motion without movement.

I dont believe in half-measures. If we want to solve the problems in our universities, we have to do it whollistically. ASUU is not part of that whollistic solution because they'r part of the problem. I will not support ASUU because the so called 2009 does not address the problems in our universities. We need to tell our selves the truth and do the RIGHT thing, which is complete autonomy of the universities (not the type ASUU is asking for). Govt should establish students loans or whatever to help those who cannot meet up with the increment of schools that will follow real autonomy. The FG govt universities will still get grants but these grants will be fixed by the NASS and will not be subject to labour dispute. ASUU should be proscribed. All labour disputes should be handled locally.

As long as we dont do the right thing, we will soon be back to square one- another strike

*in my best impression of Darey*
"yung man, tell me where u got ur skills from. U too tight to be an african. . .u must have gotten it from a foreign land*
i doff my hat for you for the amazin way ur brain thinks.
Its not everyday u com across an intelligent nairalander that reason out of the box.

Ordinary 1k bursary he neva gave the students and cldnt even deliver on the promise he made with them lecturers.
Yet some silly a$$ minister will come out $hittin us abt how nigeria is broke and all.
I wonder what msg they are tryin to send...
If some people still believe GEJ is still the answer then i wonder what the question really is.
Im so gutted to be a nigerian.

Ordinary 1k bursary he neva gave the students and cldnt even deliver on the promise he made with them lecturers.
Yet some stupid a$$ minister will come out $hittin us abt how nigeria is broke and all.
I wonder what msg they are tryin to send...
If some people still believe GEJ is still the answer then i wonder what the question is.

If u quote this post and say a big amen in 10secs ASUU will call of their strike tomorrow.
The 1st ten to do this will also find a sum of 50k in their respective bank accounts before the end of today.

Naija police don get ds one. . .All ds one wey he jst bn dey confess anyhow. . . .mek dem ask say who Kill jesu too nah.

Reminds me of some absurd nollywood films. . .duh

FreeGlobe: Dustbin journalism from mama funke beer parlor

10Willywilly: Yorubas should shut up, all these noise making no dey tire una.
I know that Yorubas want to be Aviation Minister, they are not happy that the seat is not Vacant and no Yoruba is going to be aviation minister again except in Ooduduwa Republic

ABRACADBRA!!!
Sowi, both of u ar still dumb and demented.

Waitin 4d boko haram dudes too to pledge dia solidarity.
Next!

This article begs our empathy buh i refuse to empathize wt any side cuz in politics there is no permanent enemy/friend. Wldnt it be gud if all ds politicians spend there time tryna make this democracy work instead of usin every available opportunity they got to antagonize and undermine each other.

optimus-prime1:
I licked her up... on her period, because she was feeling depressed.
I still think it was'nt silly though.

of cuz it wasnt silly.
Its jst one of doz thing u r meant to kp to ursef unless u r silly nd dia4 think its not silly.

Actually, callin jonathan clueless, ignoramus, incompetent, incapable etcetera etcetera is actuallin describin him for wot he really is. More lyk callin a spade a spade.
...and the truth shall set you free.

Bought her an expensive meal when she came visitin and also paid for her tfare.
Had to go for lyk a week survivin on garri.
I guess d silly thing abt it was tellin my frnds.
They neva pass an opportunity to remind me it.
I'm always blessed wt crazy friends, i dont know y.

mr.ceo63:
We r al hear insultin ASUU & FG bt let me ask hw many of us hv prayed abt it 2 GOD?!!!
Or u tink nfin consin GOD

teach a man how to fish and you will feed him for a lifetime.
Give him a religion and he will starve to death while prayin for a fish.

beedam: . Ɣ٥ν disappointed me. Thot u are a gentle man!

lol. . .i maybe a gentleman sometimes, dependin on the context.

Another one long seasonal film. . .

*In my best impression of 9ice*
photocopy! Ko easy. . . .etcetera etcetera etcetera...

The jail terms is running concurrently so the maximum for each person to serve is 10yrs.
I not going to say this is too much for kidnappers buh i wonder how many years the few elements holdin this nation to ransom get to serve.

Why always us God?
Buh this cant be right.
Aint our leaders the greatest comedians ever liveth?
Beats me.

depressionkills: PAEDOPHIILES not 'craddle-robbers'
Nairaland, what is wrong with you??

nothin worse than ur papa who could have spared us the bane of ur existence had he simply used a condom