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Sports / Re: Babayaro: Keshi Is Confused by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:00am On Jul 04, 2014
alexdidi: see goat o. So all 170m ppl play ftbal? Last 16 no do u? No b achievment? Ask oshiomole wat to do. Chai!
wot ar u? A pry3 student ..... U ar wot aristotle cald d "apetite" class....always contented wt little nd mediocrity...... I shld b mad at u buh instead I feel sympathetic alot for wot u cld hv done to b curse wt ds kinda pathetic thinkin faculty
Sports / Re: Babayaro: Keshi Is Confused by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:55am On Jul 04, 2014
jhidey08: he shld av come 2 ur village and pack doze farmers ba? Em-you-em-you (mumu)
wow.... Is ds jst how dumb u always ar or ds hapn to jst b a special occasion?
Sports / Re: Babayaro: Keshi Is Confused by Licensed2Kill(m): 12:20pm On Jul 03, 2014
Imagine, out of over 170million ppl...ds lame coach chose those pathetic 23men to represent us.....pass

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Phones / Re: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:15pm On Jan 01, 2014
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Jobs/Vacancies / Why Dont Anybody Want To Be A Police Out Of Sheer Passion? by Licensed2Kill(m): 1:10pm On Dec 31, 2013
When we were young and our teachers used to ask us what we wanted to become in the future i remember all of us wanting to be president, doctor, lawyer, soldier, governor etcetera etcetera; Buh neva a police.
Even as we grow old and find more lucrative jobs in immigration, custom services, sss and the likes. The fact still remains nobody wanna become a police by choice.
No undergraduate is gonna ever tell you he/she wanna become a police after graduatin.
Me thinks everybody in the police force joined because they need a way to finally make their ends meet and not because they got a zeal for the job.
so, i'm askin. . .why does it seem like nobody wanna ever join the police force out of passion.
Politics / Re: Unknown Drone Crashes In Ibadan (Picture) by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:05am On Dec 29, 2013
Im guessin this is one of the drones the airforce built for jonathan just of recent.
What a very commendable job from the airforce. At least, it flew b4 it crashed.

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Crime / Re: Police Foil ATM Robbery In Abeokuta by Licensed2Kill(m): 5:23am On Dec 29, 2013
Nigerian police; always chasin shadows since lyk forever.
Romance / Re: Photos: Banker Slices Hubby’s Joystick With Knife by Licensed2Kill(m): 5:14am On Dec 29, 2013
I must confess. . . .when i opened the thread i didnt read a damn word. . . .all i was lookin for was a pix of the sliced d1ck. . . .and boy, disappointed i am.
Romance / Re: Are they kissing or Just displaying ignorance? [PHOTO] Lol... by Licensed2Kill(m): 5:03am On Dec 29, 2013
Grosssss. . . .wheew!
It does luk lyk dey ar on a mission to destroy each other's lips.

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Romance / Re: Do You Choose Who To Love Or You Just Fall In Love by Licensed2Kill(m): 4:57am On Dec 29, 2013
There is a reason its cald "fallin in luv." . . . . Cuz wen luv is involved, all rational explanation goes out the window. Its a feelin you have no ounce of control over.
Romance / Re: How Do I Trust My Girl Again? by Licensed2Kill(m): 4:52am On Dec 29, 2013
I'm sorry for bn the one breakin ds to u dude. . . .buh if she's d only gal u got i'm afraid to tell u; ur azz is still single. . .in fact, "singular" than you dont wanna know.
Politics / Re: What Good Do U Think Fuel Subsidy Removal Has Brought To Nigeria by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:15am On Dec 28, 2013
Tintinix: I try not to insult people on this forum.. God continue to help me!

What do you people want??
Is it that you are unbelievably forgetful that you and your type occupied Nigeria for the full subsidy not to be removed?
Please go and ask your state Government what they are doing with their share of the SURE-P funds!!
are you okonjo iweala in disguise?
@op, you no hear say fg wan renovate National Assembly complex for #40b?....abi u no notice the increase in the importation of BULLETPROOF cars by govt officials. . . .sey u wan talk say dat one no be achievements?
Politics / Re: Scores Injured As Fresh Violence Erupts In Osun Communities by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:11am On Dec 28, 2013
Brimmie:
You're not only a Mor'on, but a spineless son of a frustrated b!tch!!

You know nothing about the violence, and you're here spewing shyte bringing Islam to it.

FYI, the violence is all about Land.. between the two Baale (or King rather) of the two sides.. Oba-Ile and Oba-Oke.

Maybe you should blame the Traditional Worshippers instead! Fo0l!
ur manner of approach to him already says much abt the religion u tryna defend.
Crime / Re: Soldiers Kill Student At Checkpoint In Katsina. by Licensed2Kill(m): 11:42pm On Dec 27, 2013
Electrician: dis is umar may ur soul rest in peace bro, we luv but God loves u more n as for u soldiers God will judge u according to what u did to an innocent soul
may his soul find peace in the after life.
Romance / Re: . by Licensed2Kill(m): 11:26pm On Dec 27, 2013
Great news. . .all is well that ends well. . . .lyk i said. . .we break up to make up.

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Romance / Re: Your Best Rap-love Song Ever? by Licensed2Kill(m): 11:09pm On Dec 27, 2013
sucess001:
Bros....dem ask u rap luv song....u answer love song...u go don do jamb many times before u pass o
u took my post a lil bit more serious than i intended.
Crime / Re: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:06pm On Dec 27, 2013
Dude that aint no kidnappers. . .that's some fraudster tryna con ur azz.
Beats me why they neva changed this their M.O. . . .same storyline since lyk forever. . .i wonder who wld be so dumb to fall for that trash.
Crime / Re: Soldiers Kill Student At Checkpoint In Katsina. by Licensed2Kill(m): 3:40pm On Dec 27, 2013
Afro connect:
I hail you "key pad" internet soldier.
If not for those soldiers your sorry ass would probably be a refugee by now.
this is the type of sufferin and smilin mentality that has locked this dear nation into reverse gear.
I have nothin against the armed forces. I love them lyk you u dnt wanna know buh that aint mean their constant stupidity shldnt be called into qstn.
Btw, if u knew me in person u wlda thought twice b4 callin me an e-warrior. I shiit u not.

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Kill Student At Checkpoint In Katsina. by Licensed2Kill(m): 1:01pm On Dec 27, 2013
slimthugchimee: if it were my broda i'd sue the driver to court not the soldier ok lemme ask you a question
u are a soldier in a place like afghanistan you were walking and suddenly a 15yr old boy runs at you u warned him but he kept on run at you without sayin a world and the boy is an afghanistan what would you do remember what ever you say i have a right to oppose it
a'ight. . .
Meanwhile, a witness, who pleaded anonymity, told newsmen that the driver allegedly attempted to overtake a truck at the checkpoint.
accordin to the reports, the bus was tryin to get away (apparently, a very bad move on the part of the driver). Not runnin towards the soldiers. It wasnt a threat that ought to be eliminated. The best possibe course of action wld have been to aim for the tyres to stop the bus in its tracks.
Concernin ur qstn,
i'd assess the threat level and shoot to disarm (not to kill) him if i sniff any forms of imminent danger.
Soldiers get rules of engagement man. . .you just dont go blazin over anythin that moves. . .that aint soldiering. . . .thats pure undiluted act of cowardice.

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Kill Student At Checkpoint In Katsina. by Licensed2Kill(m): 12:30pm On Dec 27, 2013
boolet:

yes of course, and don't parry my question in a mediocre manner
i was talkin of standard protocols and you were askin me how many US soldiers have been killed?
I guess i shld provide you wt hotlines to US DOS so u cld confirm in person.
dats dumb jst plain dumb, even for ur standard.
Crime / Re: Soldiers Kill Student At Checkpoint In Katsina. by Licensed2Kill(m): 12:21pm On Dec 27, 2013
slimthugchimee: what if you had shot the tires and the man was a bh and had a bomb he should have blown the whole place up with the military and the passerby and the other drivers and then you guys will blame the military sayibg they should have killed him and again the car is a moving car do you know how had it is to shoot the tire of a moving car what if the soldiers missed and then the people were bh targeting a place now the people will say that they even passed military checkpoint mtchwwwwww if it was me at such high density area i would have done desame
typical nigerian. . . . I wonder if you'd still hold tight to ds ridiculously opinions of urs if dat innocent man shot dead was closely related to u.
2 wrongs aint ever gon make a ryt.
These are the same soldiers who threw away their weapons and run for their dear life anytym them "big boyz" come callin.
Crime / Re: Soldiers Kill Student At Checkpoint In Katsina. by Licensed2Kill(m): 12:05pm On Dec 27, 2013
boolet:

How many US soldiers have been killed in their country in the past 10yrs? wawa kawai
xcuse me, is u sayin somtn?
Crime / Re: Soldiers Kill Student At Checkpoint In Katsina. by Licensed2Kill(m): 12:03pm On Dec 27, 2013
boolet:


CHECK the dico for the meaning of CHECKPOINT. wawa kawai
i jst did sir and i aint seein it sayin anythin lyk it bn a place where incompetent soldiers shoot-to-kill a driver who flout their traffick rules.
Btw, cant u do wt d names callin? U shld be beta dan dat.
Crime / Re: Soldiers Kill Student At Checkpoint In Katsina. by Licensed2Kill(m): 11:51am On Dec 27, 2013
ViKtor1094:

What do u expect from them?? They should wait to confirm that d passengers are not suicide bombers after they detonate the explosives they are carrying? why will anybody in his sane mind try to jump a military checkpoint?
I feel bad for the victim but u can't blame the soldiers for what happened.
granted the driver was stupid for tryin to jump d checkpoint buh accordin to standard protocol you dont shoot-to-kill unless lives are in imminet danger.
Why did the soldiers panicked? Their action reeks of unprofessionalism and incompetency. Anyway ds is nigeria, where mediocrity is the order of the day.
Their action could neva be justified No matter which angle you are lookin at it from.
These are the same goons tasked to protect us. Not to be killin us accidentaly.

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Kill Student At Checkpoint In Katsina. by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:39am On Dec 27, 2013
"they leave sorrow, tears and blood. . .their regular trademark!"
-Baba Fela

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Politics / Re: Amazing Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:35am On Dec 27, 2013
Almost funny i almost laughed
Romance / Re: . by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:27am On Dec 27, 2013
Thelweezy:














RIP mayor ur completely dead n my lyf ** jeez cnt blv hv bn dating a kid all dx wyl *u berra grow up
guess mayor myt be ryt afta all. . . . No more evidence needed.

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Romance / Re: . by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:24am On Dec 27, 2013
mayorall:



That's exactly what happened, I over did it. I didnt know its what will get into her head.
dats y its called luv bruh. . .doin silly stuffs u wldnt have done under normal circumstances.
On d +side, u dnt have to regret it...jst thinkin of it as a lesson dat'll get u prepared for ur future endeavours.
Romance / Re: . by Licensed2Kill(m): 8:26am On Dec 27, 2013
I shld be d last man givin out relationship advice and shiit cuz i suck big time at it.
Seniorman maybe you don go make the mistake of thinkin and lettin her know that she's too good for you and dats why she's defo feelin herself. Dont get me wrong, a gal deserved to be treated lyk she's the only gal in d world by her man.
I guess its all gud takin som time off to reflect on things. Just follow ur heart and make sure you bring ur brain along. I hope it all works out for the best.
Romance / Re: . by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:52am On Dec 27, 2013
Buh lyk seriously dude? U cld have done alot beta by keepin all ds to ursef. . . .some words are just beta left unsaid. . . . .sometimes in a relationship u gotta breakup to makeup. Now wt ds ur public outburst you've probably closed all doors to any chance of you guys makin up again.
Note To Self> look at me now givin some relationship advice and shiit.
Romance / Re: Inlove With A Girl From A Poor Family by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:35am On Dec 27, 2013
You have good intentions already and dats very noble. . . .buh wot d freakin hell u need from us. . . .the go-ahead order?
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Slept With Her Reverend Father by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:26am On Dec 27, 2013
So simple. . . .find a rev mother. . . .Bleep her. . .tell ur gal. . .then ask for each other's forgiveness. . . .no matter what you guys decide. . .the scores remains 1-1 . . . . .then move the heck on!

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