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Politics / Re: Shooting At Abuja Legislative Quarters, 4 Dead, More Injured by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:02am On Sep 20, 2013 |
Thats it. . .i'm off to ghana 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:34pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
Danhumprey: LWKMD......haha. . .almost funny. . .and i almost laughed 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:32pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
zeb04: Oh my ist blind date we'll I didn't get 2 meet d guy, I stopd at d door oh dearie he was too handsome he had dis big nose frm d door I cld see d hair in his nose nd his head, his head, it was 2 majestic nd bald. Simple me cldnt take al d handsomness, had 2 run.oh dear. . .sarcastic you 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:30pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
I knew my own 1st date tru ds gateway radio hookup prog by 007, she was a finalist in my dept then, she was so old i had no choice buh to be callin her aunty. . .life was crazy den 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:21pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
A friend of mine had been braggin how a "damsel from tasued" he just met on glo-chat then wld be comin to spend d weekend wt him. . .we spiced up his room den me nd ds guy left for ijebu ode from ago iwoye, when we got there, the gal called dat we shld com nd meet her at a certain motor park, my friend started callin her wen we got their tellin her we were at the entrance of the park, lo and behold a gal with a ghana-must-go bag started comin towards our direction, d gal was like Asa, d singer, yah, d uglier version of her. . .i could read my guy's mind, i knew he was thinkin of the shame he would face from our hallmates if he decide to take the gal home. So afta a lil introduction and som brief gists, he told d gal dat we were actually on our way to shagamu and dat we will check on her on our way back. The gal just broke down and started cryin, sayin dat wasnt dia agreement, dat my guy had promised her they would spend the weekend together and she's has told her hallmates that she was goin to visit her boyfriend for d weekend and she just cldnt go back. After we managed to escape, he bribed me with "osu bugger" not to tell a soul wot happened. . .buh yours truly cldnt deliver on his promise, d whole hall heard wot happened, d bribe part makin it extra interestin mine comin soon. . .watch out! 88 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:42pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
baba dey: I went blind.i can c. . .no wonder u miss road 1 Like |
Romance / How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Licensed2Kill(m): 8:59pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
Just want you guys to share your blind date experiences, was all the attributes of the person u met was exactly the same as you were expecting? Were you suprised or felt let down? I've been involved in lotta blind dates and i'll share my own too accordingly. |
Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Gej's Comment (A Nairalander Was Quoted) by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:57am On Sep 19, 2013 |
Dont bother. . .im on my way to ghana |
Politics / Re: Jonathan Might Win The Elections In 2015(see Statistics)!!!! by Licensed2Kill(m): 12:34pm On Sep 17, 2013 |
That's it. . .im off to ghana! |
Politics / Re: America "a country full of racists" retort as Miss America racially abused. by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:25am On Sep 17, 2013 |
I still wanna go there. . .and maybe win mr america. . .no retreat, no surrender! |
Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill Ombatse Leader, Arrest Others by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:21am On Sep 17, 2013 |
I see jonathan offerin dem amnesty in d not too distant future |
Health / Re: 7 Reasons Not To Wear A Thong by Licensed2Kill(m): 5:50pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
I luv thongs. . .neva has d #TeamFast&Furious |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Canadian Woman Caught Using Fake Baby Bump In Attempt To Smuggle Cocaine by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:20pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
Blame it on the money |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Vladimir Putin's Letter To America On The Syria Crisis by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:18pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
Now that America is the world police, keep your guns cocked folks. |
Crime / Re: Police Patrol Shomolu, Bariga As Cultists Lay Siege by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:12pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
He who no go no go know |
Politics / Re: Mike Ozekhome's Abductors Were Graduates by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:08pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
If only ds kidnappers know who they should be kidnapping. . .nigeria woulda been a better country 41 Likes |
Education / Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2013/2014 Post utme/Admission Thread by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:19pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
Alukoholumidey: buh diz pd list z for only doz dat scored above 180 nd obtaind d postutme form...buh half of d pd scored below 180 nd dey cn't obtain d form due to d cut off wic z 180,my question z nw...wat gonna happen to d pple?urgent reply abegtry again next year |
Education / Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2013/2014 Post utme/Admission Thread by Licensed2Kill(m): 2:34pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
yetunsbay: hw sure ar u bro? Wil it b added to merit list online or wit difrnt headline?sure as i can rmbr my own name, check postutme.uniosun.edu.ng |
Education / Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2013/2014 Post utme/Admission Thread by Licensed2Kill(m): 12:25pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
Pdites start checkin. . .ur list is currently bn uploaded. . .congrats to y'all in advance. . .c u on matric day |
Politics / Re: Terrorism/theft: Police Introduce Biometric Vehicle Registration by Licensed2Kill(m): 7:08am On Sep 10, 2013 |
I always thought people should be running the govt, not govt running the people. . .to what shall it profit a govt to be so insensitive to the plight of its citizens and thus milking them dry at every available opportunity. |
Education / Re: Native Doctor Poses As Vice-chancellor In Imo by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:59pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Whats d title of ds nollywood film nah 1 Like |
Education / Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2013/2014 Post utme/Admission Thread by Licensed2Kill(m): 5:42pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
Mhizsleek:aint kiddin. . .NUC came 2d skul of recent, askin us to feel som forms and attach our jamb admission letter to it for submission. I tel u, majority of us had to submit wt only our acceptance clearance. Im even so sure none of d last year d.e student has been admitted on jamb site. . .the reason for this? I cannot categorically tell |
Education / Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2013/2014 Post utme/Admission Thread by Licensed2Kill(m): 5:12pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
Just wanna tel y'all that have not seen a positive admission status on jamb site to chill. . .im a 300level student, and yet still, i've not been offered admission on jamb website up to this very moment. . .and im not alone, so many ppl lyk students lyk dat. . .its not all over until the fat lady sings, i.e u shld not give up, at least until d matric day. . .wish y'all success |
Education / Re: Highlights From Aljazeera's ASUU Chat by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:06am On Aug 31, 2013 |
For a country that takes everythin away from its citizens. . .givin out student loans is the least they could do. . .scrap ASUU. . .they neva bothered abt the astronomical fees our tertiary institutions are collectin from the hapless nigerians. . .all they care abt is greasin their pocket. . .the federal government too, ur days ar numbered |
Politics / Re: Custom Officers & Smugglers Fighting At Seme Border? by Licensed2Kill(m): 9:26am On Aug 30, 2013 |
Uclloyd28:are you always this stupid or is this just a special occasion? |
Politics / Re: Custom Officers & Smugglers Fighting At Seme Border? by Licensed2Kill(m): 5:36am On Aug 30, 2013 |
Mek govt do quick give dos villagers immunity, send dem abroad and start givin dem huge salaries nah. . .dey have earned it |
Politics / Re: 1,000 Ex-militants To Get Samsung Job Offer by Licensed2Kill(m): 10:16am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Guess nothin pays than being the bad guy in ds very country of ours |
Education / Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2013/2014 Post utme/Admission Thread by Licensed2Kill(m): 6:38pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
Mhizsleek:someone lyk me |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Journalist Removes Her Top While Interviewing Mayor by Licensed2Kill(m): 3:21pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
I really wouldnt mind her By the way. . .doesnt she know our little john have minds of their own and doesnt listen to us in critical situations regardin matters of the If dey ar ready to dress lyk dat. . .i guess they should be getting ready not to get annoyed when He who price must pay, aint it. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Makanjuola Habib Wants To Win World Best Award By 17 by Licensed2Kill(m): 2:45pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
Dat dude is 22 at least. By the way, wrong choice of country bruh, ahh i knw, it wasnt ur |
Education / Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2013/2014 Post utme/Admission Thread by Licensed2Kill(m): 2:38pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
To all d.e aspirants in d house. . .dont expect ur name to come out wt d utme candidates. . .dont rely too much on "long legz" but put all ur hopes in God. Admission is not what its used to be, gone ar the days when the HODs could admit as much as they want. . .i know a lot of people, some of dem my own personal persons who paid so much last year but were denied admission. Wise up, dont get duped. . . Even security men would tell u they have "slots" just to oil their pockets. I hope most of y'all would be among d ppl i'll be eatin rice wt on d matric day come late december. |
Politics / Re: ASUU Has Been Politically Infiltrated : federal Government by Licensed2Kill(m): 8:19am On Aug 27, 2013 |
F_uck ASUU. . .students loan would be awesome! |
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