Thats it. . .i'm off to ghana

Danhumprey: LWKMD......


@topic......blind date huh? What is blind date? A date during which we walk about blindfolded?

haha. . .almost funny. . .and i almost laughed

zeb04: Oh my ist blind date we'll I didn't get 2 meet d guy, I stopd at d door oh dearie he was too handsome he had dis big nose frm d door I cld see d hair in his nose nd his head, his head, it was 2 majestic nd bald. Simple me cldnt take al d handsomness, had 2 run.

oh dear. . .sarcastic you

I knew my own 1st date tru ds gateway radio hookup prog by 007, she was a finalist in my dept then, she was so old i had no choice buh to be callin her aunty. . .life was crazy den

A friend of mine had been braggin how a "damsel from tasued" he just met on glo-chat then wld be comin to spend d weekend wt him. . .we spiced up his room den me nd ds guy left for ijebu ode from ago iwoye, when we got there, the gal called dat we shld com nd meet her at a certain motor park, my friend started callin her wen we got their tellin her we were at the entrance of the park, lo and behold a gal with a ghana-must-go bag started comin towards our direction, d gal was like Asa, d singer, yah, d uglier version of her. . .i could read my guy's mind, i knew he was thinkin of the shame he would face from our hallmates if he decide to take the gal home.
So afta a lil introduction and som brief gists, he told d gal dat we were actually on our way to shagamu and dat we will check on her on our way back. The gal just broke down and started cryin, sayin dat wasnt dia agreement, dat my guy had promised her they would spend the weekend together and she's has told her hallmates that she was goin to visit her boyfriend for d weekend and she just cldnt go back. After we managed to escape, he bribed me with "osu bugger" not to tell a soul wot happened. . .buh yours truly cldnt deliver on his promise, d whole hall heard wot happened, d bribe part makin it extra interestin
mine comin soon. . .watch out!

baba dey: I went blind.

i can c. . .no wonder u miss road

Just want you guys to share your blind date experiences, was all the attributes of the person u met was exactly the same as you were expecting? Were you suprised or felt let down? I've been involved in lotta blind dates and i'll share my own too accordingly.

Dont bother. . .im on my way to ghana

That's it. . .im off to ghana!

I still wanna go there. . .and maybe win mr america. . .no retreat, no surrender!

I see jonathan offerin dem amnesty in d not too distant future

I luv thongs. . .neva has d JOB bn made this easy
#TeamFast&Furious

Blame it on the money

Now that America is the world police, keep your guns cocked folks.

He who no go no go know

If only ds kidnappers know who they should be kidnapping. . .nigeria woulda been a better country

Alukoholumidey: buh diz pd list z for only doz dat scored above 180 nd obtaind d postutme form...buh half of d pd scored below 180 nd dey cn't obtain d form due to d cut off wic z 180,my question z nw...wat gonna happen to d pple?urgent reply abeg

try again next year

yetunsbay: hw sure ar u bro? Wil it b added to merit list online or wit difrnt headline?

sure as i can rmbr my own name, check postutme.uniosun.edu.ng

Pdites start checkin. . .ur list is currently bn uploaded. . .congrats to y'all in advance. . .c u on matric day

I always thought people should be running the govt, not govt running the people. . .to what shall it profit a govt to be so insensitive to the plight of its citizens and thus milking them dry at every available opportunity.

Whats d title of ds nollywood film nah

Mhizsleek:
Don't tell me you are serious

aint kiddin. . .NUC came 2d skul of recent, askin us to feel som forms and attach our jamb admission letter to it for submission. I tel u, majority of us had to submit wt only our acceptance clearance. Im even so sure none of d last year d.e student has been admitted on jamb site. . .the reason for this? I cannot categorically tell

Just wanna tel y'all that have not seen a positive admission status on jamb site to chill. . .im a 300level student, and yet still, i've not been offered admission on jamb website up to this very moment. . .and im not alone, so many ppl lyk students lyk dat. . .its not all over until the fat lady sings, i.e u shld not give up, at least until d matric day. . .wish y'all success

For a country that takes everythin away from its citizens. . .givin out student loans is the least they could do. . .scrap ASUU. . .they neva bothered abt the astronomical fees our tertiary institutions are collectin from the hapless nigerians. . .all they care abt is greasin their pocket. . .the federal government too, ur days ar numbered

Uclloyd28:

Are Yorubas not violent? Let's say the truth for once...that u are not violent and ur Yoruba won't change the fact that Yorubas are violent and wicked in nature Mister

are you always this stupid or is this just a special occasion?

Mek govt do quick give dos villagers immunity, send dem abroad and start givin dem huge salaries nah. . .dey have earned it

Guess nothin pays than being the bad guy in ds very country of ours

Mhizsleek:
Lolz. What have you been waiting for?

someone lyk me

I really wouldnt mind her interviewing me all day long.
By the way. . .doesnt she know our little john have minds of their own and doesnt listen to us in critical situations regardin matters of the P3NIS loins.
If dey ar ready to dress lyk dat. . .i guess they should be getting ready not to get annoyed when they get raped guys offer to buy what they ar sellin.
He who price must pay, aint it.

Dat dude is 22 at least.
By the way, wrong choice of country bruh, ahh i knw, it wasnt ur forth fault.

To all d.e aspirants in d house. . .dont expect ur name to come out wt d utme candidates. . .dont rely too much on "long legz" but put all ur hopes in God.
Admission is not what its used to be, gone ar the days when the HODs could admit as much as they want. . .i know a lot of people, some of dem my own personal persons who paid so much last year but were denied admission. Wise up, dont get duped. . . Even security men would tell u they have "slots" just to oil their pockets.
I hope most of y'all would be among d ppl i'll be eatin rice wt on d matric day come late december.

F_uck ASUU. . .students loan would be awesome!