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I use to think this guy was just being mischeivious but now i know he is also dumb.

The UN can't help you form a breakaway nation, if Ekpa want's Biafra he needs to come to Nigeria and take it by force not writing UN.

If he has mind he should take the Taiwan route and see how far he can go.

The people of Abazonia, Taiwan, Palestine etc can show him how much help the UN have been to their plight so he can learn.

Danisaint112:
Yul Edochie and Judy I guess.. Probably the reason why he deleted most of his Instagram photos.

That will be very bad. Can't imagine the pain Yul will be in if the story is about him. Losing one son to death and another to lies isn't what anyone would want to experience.

DaddyGngeess:
Hahahahaha, funny you, you just they make me laugh shall I no borrow money ooo na hustle

You are still upcoming, when you get there you'll understand. Success in your endeavours.

DaddyGngeess:
Relax u never reach that level that is just it, I pray for you to reach it you will remember what I said here, I have two hotels and a lounge everyone around me knows this so when they ask me for money and I tell them I don't have you think they will believe me? You just don't start sharing money anyhow the best is to ignore some calls sometimes simple

Even Elon Musk and Dangote dey run at lost for their businesses and everybody knows to be big in business is also to big in debt.

So focus on how to pay back the loans you took than pleasing people.

The current administration spent 8 years doing nothing about the issue.

Within that 8yrs price of petrol, diesel, kerosine etc quadrupled with no functioning refinery being setup, putting the masses in great suffering.

They are about borrowing $800m as palliative for subsidy removal, me and you know that money won't be used for any good.

Shame on the government of Nigeria and all those who voted and are fighting for the failed party to have another 4yrs.

I don't care who the president is, i just want result. The inflation is biting already so imagine when they remove petrol subsidy and your salary remains same.

Sacrosanct12:
bro follow me think am na, na me do mistake call with my own sim card. Imagine na small phone those type phone wey Dem fit dey sell 500naira use the money buy kolos. I just thought that if I say make I die the matter e go dey suspicious more and they fit track that my number and then all their allegations go get point. I talk for my mind say if that woman call me again I go burn that sim card to ashes.

Omo be more careful next time to avoid story that touches the heart abeg.

Sacrosanct12:
The day I saw a small button phone and decided to locate the owner. It was a man's phone. I called the wife's number, madam say her husband never reach house in 2days that even their family members is looking for him. Fear catch me that day. The wife said I should bring the phone to her at one busy junction. I had to go with one of my bro just in case things turn over. When I got there I met the woman and the husband's brother waiting luckily they understood that I was just trying to return the phone. What if they had turned everything around. Just be careful how we render help.

God knows that after hearing the man is missing for two days, i go drop phone where i take see am or throwaway the sim.

By the time you and your bros got to the meeting place, the man's dead body has been found. How una for take explain say nor be una kill am?

Godwin4444:
2009 for ogbomosho when I dey school, we catch thief come carry am go police station. The 5 of us write statement n drop address with phone number, the following them release thief come arrest all of us for house, if no b sug wey intervene n students say them go burn d station, them don dey tell us say we go sleep cell n then go move us to court d following day

Guy fear Nigeria police ooo, as I dey like this I no dey help again ooo, if u faint around my shop na to lock shop comot first ooo, don’t pray to have anything with the police

They will know d truth n still lock u up

Just imagine o, same police are the ones shouting 'No to jungle justice'.

Thank your God and sug wey help you o, others were not lucky.

200 for every 1k. Only 1 operator takes 100 naira but she's yet to revert to preelection charges of 200 for every 5k.

The country is so bad that instead of people to help a dying man get to the hospital, they were busy taking photos and posting on social media.

I don't blame them considering the state of the country, being a good samaritan can earn you free accomodation in a cell. Also the policy of hospitals needing down payment before adminstering treatment in emergencies is another reason people don't help those in such situations.

Take care of your heart, many cases of sudden death are linked to abnormal heart

Sabinus has no case to answer he should just be careful next time and stop accepting from people wanting investment.

The people that need to be questioned are the EFCC, ICPC, NSE and CBN because for you to run a business that seeks investment from the public you must be certified and approved by the listed agencies but due to corruption they give aproval which the criminals flaunt to gain credibility without oversight from them.

Greed and poverty will be the downfall of most folks, how can someone promise you a ROI of 30% in this current economy and you put your money. I feel no pity for the victims.

If you're looking for a ROI on your investment be playing mancity to win in their remaing PL, its better than someone scaming you.

Sad

Wordsfrombimpe:
You are also aware that unhygienic men also lead to that
When they don’t shave their beads or clean up their gbola property
Dirty fingernails to finger
And putting their semen at times that it’s not always clean inside

Probably but it's up to the lady to clean up after the act.

You didn't add fish smelling pussy, why?

DaddyGngeess:
My guy relax, you have never been in a position where people beg u for money anyhow, some will even flash you a million times even when you are busy obstructing your mind, I am telling you this from experience, someone call you and you tell the person you don't have money to give and the person keeps calling so you have to keep picking and explaining the samething, abeg chill

If the person like they should call a million times you go get same answer

"i don't have to give and shame nor dey catch you keep calling.

Who naked nor dey put hand for pocket. If you so need it go thief cos i nor go fit thief give you."

Seems you are the kind that like pleasing people. I dey clear you my mind, nothing dey try another place/person. If you like vex be you family or friend na ur business, if e too pain you hug transformer.

Be outspoken o nor dey chop shit because you nor wan offend person or they form bigman. Just broke first, your eye go clear. Dey play.

DaddyGngeess:
What about those begging for money? because destiny helper will not call multiple times na only those begging will call like that

That is not an excuse, if you tell the person you don't have to help them at the moment, they can't kill you over the phone and why would you look down on someone cos you've helped them in the past so they can't link you up in your line of hustle and get a little token for being middlemen. They might have a job for you.

The most stupid set of people are those that avoid calls because they are indebted to someone or a app. You think they can't track you if you don't answer the call, they can and will track you without calling you by monitoring your line to know the cell tower that pings whenever you have a call then stake the area.

It's for folks to learn how to communicate. You can be the best in your field but with poor interperson skills sapa go marry you.

No matter who calls pick up known begger or unknown number. Also text.

There is fire in the Arsenal camp like this o. Can they survive?

tosine90:
Hello friends.

I woke up this morning to discover a dead cockroach in my pot of soup. Immediately I notice it I quickly removed it and boil the soup for 10 mins . The issue is I am not ready to dispose it because there is still much protein it. To get a new soup in this harsh economy is very costly. I need advice to avoid getting sick. Kindly help a brother.

Bro, you're complaining about losing the protein you bought despite the bitting inflation but you disposed the one God sent to augment your soup.

I have seen videos of people eating cockroaches but before you consume your soup remember roaches live and do their business in the dirtiest of places. Boiling the soup might not be able to kill any foreign ingredients the roach might have added.

If it was me i will still eat the soup after removing the roach and the soup around where it died. Our people say 'dirty nor dey kill african man', do the experiment.

illicit:
Always bragging

U could have covered your pool with less amount fool

You are a bigger fool.

Not a bad week for Nigerians in combat sports.

AJ won after consecutive defeats in boxing. Can't wait for him to be the champ again.

Isreal reclaims is title and is the current world champion in UFC.

Omos the Benin giant was lost to Brock Lesnar at wrestlemania. Never expected Omos to win but he didn't give in easily, Brock Lesnar waist hear am.

What is the purpose of this thread?

People are in deeper shit but killing yourself only makes u a coward.

For u to b writing jamb, u would be about 18 cos i don't think it's ur first attempt.

Man up, enter street bros. In as much as shelter is important one can survive without a house but can't survive without food. If you live in a city where there is an higher institition u can be sleeping in the classrooms, just package like student that came for night reading, that will also help u prepare for postutme. In the morning enter boys hostel and have ur bath and also try to make friends in the hostel so you can wash and dry your clothes.

Then get a job that will earn you daily pay prefarably in a car wash, bet shop (some shops do split their topups from virtual daily with cashiers aside your salary but not all) etc.

You'll need a daily paying job cos your need to feed and save towards your education cos as it is now your can't rely on your father footing your education at the moment.

Life ain't easy thats why only the strong survive

Delete the rubbish you wrote bros cos it's same pattern of rat race allover the world except Japan where there is currently a low birth rate and loneliness epidermic.

This same fake pastor don scam people for PH with same format last December.

Since it was festive period instead of collecting phones pastor sold phony 50kg bag of rice to be shared on the last day of crusade for 5k to greedy people who attended the crusade. He has been declared wanted in PH na he carry he market go Ibandan.

Scaming and stealing in the name of God. Na wa. God is indeed merciful.

obembet:
You have very good point here dear. I see man united wining FA sha

Lets see how it goes but city in like use that one hold body.

Nothing is stoping Arsenal from being champions.

The title is thiers to lose cos unlike Man City still playing in the champions league and FA Cup, Arsenal has crashed out of other competitions so have nothing distracting them.

Man City will fight to the end so Arsenal will be declared champions on the last day of the season.

Congrats in advance to Arsenal fans, waiting two decades to becoming champions nor be beans.

Nigeria politics too funny abeg.

After election na suspension of party members come dey rain. We all know the politicians are fighting for stomach infracstructure and they are not members of thier parties based on shared ideologies but based on where the feel they can gain more. That's the reason they can support the candidates of other parties against their party in an election and keep defecting up and down.

We will start getting it politically when our politicians start forming parties based on ideas and not for stomach infrastructure.

Hahaha

Police and death everyday is like 5&6

Godfullsam:
RIP to him.

One thing is sure, the perpetrator will be brought to book no matter how long it takes.

But here in Nigeria, there is no guarantee that the perpetrator identified.

The probability of catching the culprit is high but they do have cold cases that go decades without being solved. Examples are 2pac and biggie, almost 30yrs since they were murdered their killers are still roaming free.

RIP to am.

Nor forget say na turn by turn, try arrange legacy for ground so that when it happens the people left behind will be proud of you.

djoey89:
Is that u obi?

Not Obi. 'Gbejero eye' is a popular slang in warri meaning 'i don't trust you but giving you the benefit of doubt to prove yourself'.

It's coined after a popular pastor/televangelist named Gbejero who has a crooked eye and can quote the whole bible off heart especially the scriptures that demand you take care of the pastor and church finacially. One is famous lines is 'you are not a good christian or won't make heaven if as member you have different cars with escort and also live in a mansion while the pastor is treking and a tenant with the church building uncompleted'.