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PoliticsRe: Chidiogo Akunyili And David Andrew Parr Official Wedding Photos by Lightening: 6:00am On Jun 05, 2018
kimbraa:
I don't understand her simplicity. Her gown looks weird sef!

Truth be told, she's not beautiful. Not even as beautiful as her late mother just maybe, she's got inner beauty.
The easiest job in the world: criticism. Try package your own make we see.
PoliticsRe: Road To 2019; President Muhammadu Buhari Versus Ibrahim Hassan Dankwambo by Lightening: 4:51pm On Jun 04, 2018
gidgiddy:
You're wasting your time with Dankwabo. First of all, PDP is most likely going to give its Presidential ticket to Atiku because Atiku has far more political clout than Dankwabo. Secondly, even if Dankwabo managed to beat other contenders and got PDP'S ticket, He is still going to lose the election. Nobody knows Dankwabo in the South of Nigeria and Buhari has more political clout in the North than him.

In other words, even if Buhari and Dankwabo lose in the South, Buhari will likely carry more states in the North and win.
You are making reference to the pre-2015 Buhari . Today, everyone from North to South is tired of dude. So don't be too sure.
PoliticsRe: Governor Ahmed Doles Out N20M, Exotic Cars To ‘Good Boys'- Kwara Daily-Throwback by Lightening: 1:11pm On Jun 04, 2018
NgeneUkwenu:
Ipob pigs come and defend your criminal master.
So requests a smelly dirty Yoruba pig.
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Shares A Quote Of Goodluck Jonathan From 3-years Ago!!! by Lightening: 12:55pm On Jun 04, 2018
blakid:
Speak for yourself woman, if this stupid man is our current president, then Nigeria would have been in economic recession COMA with no hope of recuperating. Mind you, i'm not a suppoter of Buhari's Administration, but he has atleast given us something to rely on "HOPE".
For your mind Nigeria has recovered from recession abi? Hope the quality of your life has also recovered from recession like your Nigeria.
RomanceRe: American Man Lands In Kano To Wed Hausa Bride Whom He Has Never Met. Photos by Lightening: 12:35pm On Jun 03, 2018
PrettyCrystal:
This is new but awesome. An American citizen arrived Nigeria to wed his beautiful Hausa lady whom he has never met before in his life. According to trending reports, the couple had been dating each other online for two years after meeting themselves on social media but have never met physically before the man landed in Abuja and headed to Kano to seal the union.

The man reportedly embraced Islam and had his name changed to Musa as he tied the knot traditionally last week in the presence of family and friends.

Congratulations to the new and lovely couple. We wish them the best in their marriage.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/american-man-lands-in-kano-to-wed-hausa-bride-whom-he-has-never-met-photos.html
He suddenly changed his name to Musa and suddenly grew beard - signature of a radical Muslim. These people sef.
PoliticsRe: Mass Defection Looms In APC As 5 Governors, 28 Senators Join Forces With Npdp by Lightening: 8:38pm On Jun 02, 2018
yarimo:
Greedy fellows, thank God majority of Nigerians want president BUHARI to continue as president till 2023
Grand delusion. The same man that has been roundly rejected by southerners, and now his northern brethren is the same man majority of Nigerians want to continue. These aboki sef.
PoliticsRe: Sovereign Wealth Fund: More Lies From Presidency At Ramadan – Reno Omokri by Lightening: 1:59pm On Jun 02, 2018
AZeD1:
Is either Reno doesn't understand English or he's just being mischievous.
The question is after the initial $1 billion did GEJ save more money in the SWF or not?

This unnecessary essay didn't answer the question.
If you reallyvread Reno's position, you will see the tomfoolery of your comment. To help you, the Nigeria governors filed a suit against Jonathan for saving money. He was compelled to share all the savings amongst the states. Guess who you are blaming for not saving? The man Jonathan. Such hyperbole.
PoliticsRe: Pictures From IPOB May 30th Remembrance Day From Around The World by Lightening: 10:23am On Jun 02, 2018
HungerBAD:
IPOB again?

First, I am impressed with the uniform coordination around the world. But i am curious to know for what purposes was the charade carried out?what did they actually achieve? just like in Nigeria, i am sure their host countries ignored them.

Now let us go back to the first few pictures posted, and the irony in them. Cluelessness is when in your country, you keep bashing the North, Muslims and the Muslim President with all kinds of funny allegations, but still end up going to the largest Muslim Nation in the World(Indonesia)to stay and agitate, when you have called the Muslims names in your Country.

I have repeatedly stated it here, that nobody on earth take you guys serious, so why continue wasting your time?have you seen the comity of Nations even mention BIA once?let alone Biafra?instead of wasting your time taking pictures around the world for show, you guys should come back home.

Practical solution: Hold your law makers accountable. Ike Ekweremadu is the Deputy Senate President. Tell the Eastern members of the House and Senate to introduce a referendum bill of independence on both floors, and you will be surprised that it will get the votes.

Next step is for the referendum to be carried out in the East, and if the AYES carries the day, then it is a wrap.

Serbia and Montenegro was a European Country that came to the 2006 World Cup as one Country, but left the World Cup as two Countries. While they were busy at the World cup, the country had a referendum and amicably broke up.

But will our Easterners listen?no. As long as it suits them crying the victim cries all over the place, instead of holding their politicians accountable.

By the way, where is Mazi Nnamdi Kanu?
Nobody is taking IPOB serious yet you found time to write this long hogwash about them. You must be an animal then. BTW, countdown to 2019 heroes day has just begun. Afonja fool.
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Boss In Lekki, Steals Her Money & Phone, See Where He Was Caught(p by Lightening: 9:26am On Jun 02, 2018
naijacentric:
its looking like some guys from d east are pollutin nairaland wif tribalism dont u guys get tired
Oh, you just noticed that Nairaland is riddled with tribalism because Lateef is an Afonja thief. I dunno why these people don't value human life especially their Muslims. God forbid.
RomanceRe: Help, My Boyfriend Doesn't Last Long In Bed by Lightening: 8:07pm On Jun 01, 2018
Vianna:
all these formulas you are suggesting, do you even know their pharmacokinetics? Well thanks for ur suggestion.
Why bother about the pharmacokinetics? Go and kill the man na. Or you don't want him to improve on bed again.
PoliticsRe: US INVASION OF BIAFRA AND MIDDLE BELT LOOMS AS US CONGRESS QUERY FG by Lightening: 6:47pm On Jun 01, 2018
inscreAF:
Please speak for yourself and family members. it is people like you who will voluntarily sell yourself into slavery
You are already in slavery. Ir what else do you call your current status?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Loses N224 Billion Revenue To IPOB Sit-At-Home Order - The Guardian by Lightening: 4:15pm On Jun 01, 2018
Roger3D:
You are not even ashamed of yourself for supporting drug dealing. That's how a large percentage of your titled chiefs got their wealth through questionable means. I guess people are right when they say you ibos worship money, and you even have temerity to call others lazy. smh
We really worship money like IBB, Tinubu and Abacha. All the human rituals that go on in Ogun and the entire is not for money, abi? I will choose drug dealing over spilling human blood for money. Only a wicked lazy demon does human ritual for money.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Loses N224 Billion Revenue To IPOB Sit-At-Home Order - The Guardian by Lightening: 4:08pm On Jun 01, 2018
Throwback:
Didn't I say earlier that you will still lament about this your boast, and term it a marginalisation?

Something was called a pilot scheme, meaning it would be expanded later, yet you are already crying marginalization?
'It will be expanded later' while the first class citizens have theirs first. Just the way they told us that the SE will be included in the railway project 'later'. Why not let SW have theirs later? Well, we pass una. Aka Chukwu di ya.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Loses N224 Billion Revenue To IPOB Sit-At-Home Order - The Guardian by Lightening: 4:02pm On Jun 01, 2018
Throwback:
Was there suppose to be a special programme to provide jobs for SouthEast youths, different from the national plan to provide jobs for Nigerians with federal character policy enforced?
South East neither is asking for any special beggarly status nor do they need it. Give all a level playing field irrespective of state, tribe or religion. The deeply entrenched unwritten exclusion policy against the economic interest of the Igbos is known to all.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Loses N224 Billion Revenue To IPOB Sit-At-Home Order - The Guardian by Lightening: 3:27pm On Jun 01, 2018
Throwback:
IPOB has always thrived on its own self-delusion.

It is a strong delusion that makes a group believe that despite the people already having a recognised and constitutional leadership that they can change if not effective, with the numbers of supporters they boast of, they would rather continue to shout and scream to get attention of a democratic world that already knows they have an existing democratic representation.

That is their greatest delusion. And until they take over the democratic representation of the people they claim to speak for in a democratic Nigeria, Nigeria and the world would continue to ignore their demands as a whisper, and continue to treat IPOB as a terrorists group if it ever attempts to undermine the constitutional and democratic structures of state that exist in their region.

No democratic country in the world would ever allow a group impose itself as a democratic representation of a section of that country without having been democratically enfranchised as dictated by the constitution of the country. When IPOB is ready to abandon its circus amusement for serious business, it will get serious with its agenda for a political control of the region. When it has won its battle in the SouthEast as the constitutional representative of the people, then it would have the right to speak or make demands.
See lamentations. You guys are just too nervous about this Biafra ish. Face your front na.
CelebritiesRe: Is Timi Dakolo Accusing Biodun Fatoyinbo, COZA Pastor Of Sleeping With Virgins? by Lightening: 3:15pm On Jun 01, 2018
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Would have contacted you if not for the "Pastor" on your name. That title has been bastardized.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Number Of Candidates Per State For Police Recruitment 2018 by Lightening: 12:54pm On Jun 01, 2018
stainlink:
First Position - Kano
Second Position - Katsina
Whereas in Federal Common Entrance cut off:

Anambra: 139/200
Katsina: 2/200

This is why the police force and many other quota institutions like it does not function neither will it ever.
CrimeRe: Army Intercepts 3 Trucks Loaded With Over 300,000 Pump Action Cartridges (pic) by Lightening: 12:47pm On Jun 01, 2018
Donald95:
no arrest was made as occupants of the trucks with plate numbers AAA 409 ZV, BDG 782 XU and GGE 88 XU, fled when the trucks were stopped for a search

Power of a Godfather. So upon all this training, una no fit run pass a civilian.

Tales from moonlight
But the same Army could pick.out an IPOB member from a kilometer range. Hypocrites!
PoliticsRe: Zaki Biam Boils Hot by Lightening: 9:42am On Jun 01, 2018
Omololu007:
why is Qatar, UAE,Senegal, Algeria and Morocco living in peace then?

The problem is with the Nigerian state.
In those countries, their government deals with extremist with iron fists but here extremists are begged to accept amnesty while those caught in action are set free again.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 5 Soldiers In Borno Ambush by Lightening: 7:20am On Jun 01, 2018
anibirelawal:
You are enemy of the state.
Friend of a failed state, good morning sir.
CrimeRe: Father Brutalizes His Daughter In Oyo For Not Understanding Studies.Graphic Pic by Lightening: 6:35am On Jun 01, 2018
Donald95:
But wait o. How will this girl cope up when she grow, This A.ss is too flat
When she becomes a gynaecologist, even with her flat ass, your own wife with her fat empty ass will still open her legs very wide for her to be delivered of a baby. Impact in life is not determined by size of ass.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 5 Soldiers In Borno Ambush by Lightening: 6:25am On Jun 01, 2018
anibirelawal:
RIP to our gallant soldiers.


Boko boys and their sponsors, may you never no peace. you shall all meet your ends soon.
Bokoharam is unwittingly doing a good job avenging IPOB. Karma at work.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 5 Soldiers In Borno Ambush by Lightening: 6:12am On Jun 01, 2018
anibirelawal:
RIP to our gallant soldiers.


Boko boys and their sponsors, may you never no peace. you shall all meet your ends soon.
Bokoharam is doing a good job avenging the killing of IPOB members. Karma at work.
PoliticsRe: Biafra Sit At Home: Photos From Onitsha Anambra State by Lightening: 5:35pm On May 30, 2018
Ezinwa120:
Chaaaiiii Nigeria Economy has crumbled oooooo. Buhari is begging IPOB to allow FG pay salaries oooooooo.
As if anyone is interested if u lock ur chop for one yr. am not interested in ur foolishness, don’t just force people close their shops simple. Here in PH no one noticed there is sit at home by IPOB. Just left market square for glossary and everywhere is bubbling. My mechanic took my wife’s car to Ikoku and got the parts he needed without complain. So what’s my headache
Bloody shameless pathological liar. Ikoku spare parts market, Okija electrical market and Garrison GSM market are all locked.There are only few shops opened in other parts of Portharcourt. The usual very busy roundabouts are all empty. Hope we are living in the same Portharcourt. Mcheww
PoliticsRe: May 30 Sit-At-Home: We Will Deal Decisively With Biafra Groups - Police by Lightening: 4:43pm On May 28, 2018
dadark:
you people cant even comprehend....police said dont disturb others out of your own house....

do in your house as you like.....we dont care....
What type of senseless counsel is that? A people is proposing to sit at home and mourn their dead forebears and police is advising them not to disturb public peace, how? From the comfort if their houses? These brain-dead Fulani police are just plain ridiculous.
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Celebrates Children’s Day With His Children In Matching Outfit by Lightening: 11:31pm On May 27, 2018
ekems2017:
Happy children's day to your kids.

Next time don't play with a woman. Your children are almost the same age meaning you left your wife and young marriage to bleep another woman outside and impregnated her. No sane woman would ever take that.
Now her 'sane' ex did not take it, how market na?
PoliticsRe: CAN Wants The FG To Relocate Nigerian Embassy To Jerusalem - Vanguard by Lightening: 8:01am On May 27, 2018
NOETHNICITY:
Somebody should please remind these bigots called CAN that Nigeria isn't a Christian State

Those intellectual hypocrites, especially on NL, will not come to remind us now that Nigeria is a secular country.
CAN these days takes delight in heating up the already polarised country with their threats and and many controversial demands.
Their actions continue to threaten the peaceful coexistence in Nigeria.

Well, thank God the Otuoke drunk isn't the one in office. He, being a known Christian fanatic and a religious bigot, I'm sure he wud have given in ridiculous
They learnt their trade from MUMURIC.
CelebritiesRe: My Mother Went To The Grave With 90 Per Cent Of My Secrets – Chioma Akpotha by Lightening: 10:10am On May 26, 2018
kanubiafra:
THIS Girl Sef Where Does She Come From ? In igboland Seems They Have Wierd Trads. The Other Day She Was A GrandMother To Her Sisters Child Today Her Mother Is Her God . AND Yet That Same Mother Transforms Into An Angel Pls In Which igbo Trads Do These Things Happen? Need Education
Pick one or two tips from her to rehabilitate your effing battered life or Bleep off.
FamilyRe: My Father-in-law Is Making My Wife To Disrespect Me! by Lightening: 9:01am On May 25, 2018
winningwinner:
My name is Dahe. I struggled to graduate from the university. I made first class. After that, I got a job that pays 120k per month. But there is this problem with the job. You work like the bull and hardly have time for yourself. I sometimes sleep in the office just to beat time. It's work all through from morning till night.

There is this girl that I fell in love with. She was 21 then while I was 25. She kept complaining that I always keep to myself at work without a bit of care for her. The complain and accusations kept on till I decided to listen to her. I only worked for two months and had just been paid for the second month.

I invited her over to my house in Abuja. She came, and that time she was on her final year. She came with so many books and by the look of things, she was prepared to stay longer.

As usual, workload took over every event. At midnight, my phone rang and it was my girl. I was afraid to explain anything but I told her I was coming home right away. I did. It was hell in my home. We managed to make love and slept.

The next morning, my MD called demanding my presence. My girl insisted that I call him back and ask for a break that day. I did not.

Rather, I begged her and went to work. I truly loved her and wanted to propose to her before she goes back to school. But to make her feel good and belonged, I called her on phone to break the news. I proposed to her.

My MD sent for me to ask that I work through the night again. I said no. He pleaded, but I refused. It was hard saying no, but I had no choice.

At home my girl had turned herself into a ready made wife and I regretted not proposing to her till now.
I did not go to work the next day due to the new development at home. You understand what I mean..
My MD called to vent his anger, but I was calm and my girl swore never return to me if I didn't resign from the work. I took her word and resigned.

I looked for another work to no avail. She kept servicing my bank account with lots of money. Her father is rich.
She called me and asked me to speak with her mom and after some weeks, the dad. They kept saying, "please take good care of our daughter, don't break her heart".

My girl gratuated with a 2.1 honours and I attended her graduation ceremony where I met her parents live. After some weeks, her father called me to ask me about my plans with her daughter, I did not hide anything, and he told me to act fast.

A month later, I called him to inform him of my plans to marry his daughter the coming Christmas, but only that money was the big issue. He told me to go on with my plans that he will take care of everything. I jumped at it and we wedded. He took care of everything starting from invitation card to reception.

He refurnished my house in Abuja and transferred three years rent sum to my landlord's account. He paid in advance. Our first child came, still I and my wife are jobless. My In-law takes care of us.

I wanted to be in charge of my home but the man kept interfering, making the daughter to take a contrary decision on crucial matters.

My wife no longer takes my advice, what do I do? I need your candid advice on this matter. Please help me!

MY QUESTION: Will you as a father leave your home to meddle on your daughter's own home? Why won't you allow her to build her home with her husband?
The moment Esau ate Jacob's porridge, he paid back with his birthright. You have traded in the control of your home as husband and father for prepaid rent and food stuffs. Nothing at all is free.
If you really don't like the meddlesomeness of your FIL, of which is just the beginning, cut of his welfares immediately. It will cost you some convenience momentarily, but you will surely rebound. It is important to know that they don't see you as a great inlaw and will never respect you until you become a man. Nobody respects a dependant-adult neither does he deserve it. Goodluck.
BusinessRe: Court Declared Me Wanted To Embarrass Me – Innoson Boss, Innocent Chukwuma by Lightening: 9:54pm On May 24, 2018
buhariguy:
This was a business transaction, not a political transaction, or tribal transaction.

This is one the reason I don't like you, because you're always playing victimization card, or by tribal card, even involved buhari of trying to stop you from producing your vehicle.
Yoruba Muslim with usual black heart. Please quote the paragraph on the press release where he played tribal or religious card. It is not everybody that can be pushed around with black market court declarations. Let EFCC arrest him na, abi they no know his address again.?
PoliticsRe: Man Who Praised Buhari In A Salon In Benin Gets A Hug by Lightening: 10:53am On May 24, 2018
Bhelamblog:
Teguando a twitter user has revealed the surprising Response he got from guys in a Saloon after he Talked About President Buhari and cleared their minds of what the President's true intentions is, According to him after convincing them for Some seconds, some of the men stood up and hug for opening their heads to receive sense. see below!


Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/05/man-reveals-what-happened-to-him-after.html
List some of the things you told them. Help and open our own heads too. But let me advice you: If you happen to travel southwards from Benin towards Asaba and beyound, shove those 'things told' right up and deep inside 'there' to avoid enemy mob this time around.
PoliticsRe: Fight Between Hausa Man And Igbo Men In Onitsha Market: Soldiers Invited by Lightening: 10:23am On May 24, 2018
kolawoleibukun2:
you have no right to tell me what to write or to decide what is intelligible. so far so good you have not sounded intelligible to me for you to dictate anything for me.

you are very tribal and stereotypical. you do not deserve any bit of respect. smell out of my face and die for all i care. i am not here to appease you or to entertain you.

this is a public forum and i have all reserved right. you are only a moniker here and nothing better than a disease to me.
You sound very pitiable. My advice: Next time, don't throw jabs carelessly in certain forums. Some members might just be too hot to handle.

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