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ben~jay:
CTRL C CTRL V.
All d same keep it coming

i don't  think this guy understand the short cut keys. anyway all joined

sorry profile error corrected. i know him middle man

mmonwuba:
paddy you try jare.
But come to look at it. Where was every one when the white men told Mr. president in those days that the Nigerian Govt could borrow as much as they wanted, simply because they knew our leaders were illiterates?

where were they when the whites came into the country and whisked away our hard earned income in the name of giving us petty project?

Or when they establish industries and whisk away almost the whole country.
Those people have been scamming us right from time memorial.

Remember what goes around comes around.

In those days we did not have smart people that could job Oyimbo man, they were like gods. Today we have been blessed with sharp people, wetin you wan talk?

Have you all forgotten "the cokers" ,the williams" and so on. are they not our papa papa papa papaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapa friends. when the oyinbo come trick them with mirror and matches is that one no be yahoo? i beg lets start discussing "yahoo plus" and "yahoo extra"

please, i need a very good and fast assisatance. i mistakenly delete my messages in my yahoo inbox. all has gone. help me out

please, send your cv

You might be surprise that those laptops of yours does not sell more than 25,000. What do you take Nigerians for or have you forgotten that Maga are still sending new and high grade computers for yahoo boys at very cheap price. Oh boy try consider the price again or else you go come back come meet you laptop.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

endure

ani ko wo ti pe

men, I quite inderstand you so much but i will like to know how old you really are.  Anyway, i will like to tell ou to wake up from your sleep as she might be feeling the same towards you. If you still can't wake up, then, she is not for you as smart guys will soon be kissing and fucking her right on your desk.  my guy the kind gut wey you get ask millions of people this kind question should be the kind gut to face the girl. Abi she dey carry fire pot for head or abi she b Yaradua picking

In life exposure matter most. It depends on the couple to be.

May be you should consider me and I will mary you only if you can be paying me monthly. Oh girl take your time with the guy. Who knows he might not just be ready and be planning something big for you in the nearest future. wise up and good luck

You failed to mention where you buy the product wife 1.0.  This type of problem shows that wife 1.0 has a sexxy virus 2.0.exe  runnng n the background  making wife 1.0 to initialized

Double N:
Since this is where problems of this nature are being solved, i think i have to share my own with you.

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my
program from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began
unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot
of space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In
addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during systems initialization
and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf
5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever
selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday
Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1"
runs instead.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
applications. Be it online or offline.

I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but
uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you
please help?

Since this is where problems of this nature are being solved, i think i have to share my own with you.

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my
program from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began
unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot
of space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In
addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during systems initialization
and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf
5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever
selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday
Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1"
runs instead.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
applications. Be it online or offline.

I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but
uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you
please help?

[quote][/quote]You failed to mention where you buy the product wife 1.0.  This type of problem shows that wife 1.0 has a sexxy virus 2.0.exe  runnng n the background  making wife 1.0 to initialized at startup even do you have disabled it.  You don't need to go back to girlfriend 7.0 as that is a lower version to what are currently using. To enjoy wife 1.0,  enable smooching 1.0.2.3, sucking 1.0.1.2, which comes with wife 1.0. Also activate dogstyle 1.0.2.4 which is hidden at the back and in the corner left of wife 1.0. If with all you have done, wife 1.0  still mis behave, then try uninstalling again and see what will happen. If it cannot be uninstalled and you still don't like wife 1.0 then try formatting with divorce 2.0 and make sure you buy a good version of aristo 2.0 or suggar mummy 3.0 which is a greater version for you. If you are buying sugar mummy 3.0, make sure you have enough memory to accommodate sex 12.0. Sex 12.0 runs all the time you operate on you windows. And don't forget to have a fan installed on you you computer or ele theheat generated by sex 12.0 can damage all your system for life.

sincerly yours,

Double N

The topic ought to have been:
Hotel, Church Or Private School: Which Business Is More Profitable
This is because I still keep wondering why I am not a professional in any of them instead of remaining jobless now

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This is wonderful

To: Tech Support

To whom it may concern,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software; severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as Dinner Dancing 7.5, Cruise Ship 2.3, and Opera Night 6.1 and installs new, undesirable programs such as Poker Night 1.3, Saturday Football 5.0, Golf 2.4, and Clutter Everywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and invariably crashes the system. Under no circumstances will it run Diaper Changing 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!!!

Signed,

Debby

ATM machine is not meant for the dulled mind. So be smart and quick is the logic of life. sorrio hope the gari is still intact

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chrisoml:
here is mine 0806
please 4 your eyes only ooooo

choco4life:
Here's my PIN 0911

Thank you all for giving your PIN NUMBER it actually worked. More palm oil to your elbows. In case you still have other PIN NUMBERS don;t hesitate to give, I promise to delect it from my memory. Thanks again

i don't like discussing this issue of Oyo Politics. But in as much it is a topic now i will like to contribute my own quota. I believe Ibadan needs deliverance and if they are going to see such a deliverance the ibadans needs to fight the the king of Molete to stand still irrespective of the number of casualities that will be involved. For God sake, why should Ibadan not move forward? I hope the likes of Awolowo and the rest are not deep asleep in there rest.

as i veiw you, you go like yoruba film well well. so we still dey hope for part 2

To: Tech Support

To whom it may concern,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software; severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as Dinner Dancing 7.5, Cruise Ship 2.3, and Opera Night 6.1 and installs new, undesirable programs such as Poker Night 1.3, Saturday Football 5.0, Golf 2.4, and Clutter Everywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and invariably crashes the system. Under no circumstances will it run Diaper Changing 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!!!

Signed,

Debby


To: Debby

This is a very common problem women complain about, but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Any new program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has severely limited memory. Error messages are common, and a normal part of Husband 1.0.

Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as Fix Broken Things 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and Best Friend 7.6. I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming years. We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!

Sincerely,
Tech Support

Yes, there is high increase in divorce rate and its going to be increasing in as much our "girls" are not too anxious of getting married tommorrow. See our girls high "chicken brain. You can not imagne what a girl that drop a loving and sincere boyfriend just because he is not committing himself to marrying her for a person she met in just few months for marriage. What do you expect from such home.guess,

this is a good discusssion and will like to share my experience wth the room. There is a Girl I fell so much in love with to the extent that she ask me to stop yahoo which i did, asked me to staop taking beer which i did, and we sleep we have sex almost every time, I promise to marry her but you can guess she bleeped up and went for a guy she met in just 1 month. believe me that guy married her in less than a month.
my guess is that never show how much you love and care for a girl.

you fail to mention when and the time this type of game are been played. anyay can boys apply

My guy, i think you are still earning much more only if you can curtail some expences like ice cream and meat pie. Anyway, we are to encourage ourselves. the future is bright only f you have faith in God