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Travel › Re: Commuters Stranded As Flood Takes Over Obafemi Awolowo Way In Ikeja, Lagos by Lightorder: 6:31pm On Oct 20, 2022
Godfullsam:
The same dirty Lagos that all igbos always come to..

There are three categories of igbos;

Those that have lived in Lagos

Those that are living in lagos and

Those that are planning to go and live in Lagos.


Lagos no be your mate o.
dry
Travel › Re: Commuters Stranded As Flood Takes Over Obafemi Awolowo Way In Ikeja, Lagos by Lightorder: 6:20pm On Oct 20, 2022
ThAGodFaThEr5:
Tinubu miserable urchin, Moh247 caught in Lagos flood. seen paddling a canoe to safety.
na street flood go swallow that imp
Family › Re: Madam & Her Maid: This Happened In The Church Today. by Lightorder: 5:43pm On Oct 17, 2022
sreamsense:
Alaigbo gets many aggressive women than any others in this country. They are usually bittered towards their maids. When Biafra is realized, only name will change from Nigeria to biafra, but individual character and behaviour may be worse due to impending economy failure. Aggression will be on increase, human trafficking and baby factories will increase due to inhuman to man activities. Imagine what would have happened to the maid if it were not happen in the church? Who knows wheather the maid will be punished or beaten again on getting home? Igbo women always like to oppress others especially if they get money. Self-inflicted slavery will continue on getting biafra
derail the thread and end it in your usual tribalistic destination
Family › Re: Madam & Her Maid: This Happened In The Church Today. by Lightorder: 5:42pm On Oct 17, 2022
Botking:
I have noticed pride, mostly from ibo women especially if their husbands get money
keep it up
Romance › Re: A Married Female Friend Asked Me Out Today by Lightorder: 10:50am On Oct 16, 2022
doggedfighter:
Sex is just sex whether with a single lady or married lady.


There's nothing sacrilegious , spiritual or tabooish about it.




The only danger is being caught by an angry boyfriend or husband.


Just decide what you want to do and do it .


The final decision is yours ! grin
you are definitely not ok and you know it
Politics › Re: "Crowd At An APC Rally In Benue Demonstrates Tinubu's Dominance" by Lightorder: 7:55pm On Oct 15, 2022
Mandate2023:
Asiwaju is a sure banker 2023
and you think those people are stupid. Get them the money they came for
Politics › Re: Opposition Parties Storm US, UK Embassies Over Plot To Sack INEC Chairman by Lightorder: 7:51pm On Oct 15, 2022
Umsworld:
Do you even have a destiny
i do. My destiny is like Peter Obi. May your own be like Tinubu . AMEN !
Food › Re: See The Onion I Bought #120 Today by Lightorder: 7:50pm On Oct 15, 2022
Mickykarim:
It looks beautiful and healthy.

What is wrong with it, please?
nothing o
Celebrities › Re: Robbie Coltrane Is Dead! Hagrid In The Harry Potter Dies At 72 by Lightorder: 7:58am On Oct 15, 2022
FalseProphet1:
I see the 7 Angels as told by John the beloved in the book of revelation. I see them with their bowels to about to pour God's wrath upon the earth, I see famine, I see wars, I see natural disasters, I see USA and Russia firing nukes at each other, I see more than 60 of the world's population dying...I see the male survivors inheriting all the beautiful women on Earth.

Brace up oh ye sons of zurubabel, look to the East it's light shineth not, look to the West, it's seas are dried up, look to the North, the earth refuseth to bring forth it's harvest, look to the south, her sons and daughters lie dead in the streets...the end is here.

I see the rapture happening in our generation.

This I have seen.
Zerubabel , please
Politics › Re: Opposition Parties Storm US, UK Embassies Over Plot To Sack INEC Chairman by Lightorder: 7:48am On Oct 15, 2022
Umsworld:
CHECK THE MAJORITY OF THE WAILERS.IN KEYAMO'S VOICE; THEY ARE SENSING DEFEAT



ASIWAJU IS COMING
coming to rule u you our village and your destiny
Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Fix Nigeria’s Power Sector – Tolu Bankole (APC Chieftain) by Lightorder: 11:25am On Oct 14, 2022
Start from Lagos. It is said that charity starts at home
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sergei Surovikin: Russia's 'Ruthless' General In-charge Of The Ukraine War by Lightorder:
lhordspy:
Initially we said it was ' special military operation' ... The west; US,UK, NATO, EU, its western propagandist media and allies inconjuction with their nairaland chearleaders said RUSSIA is weak.

Now the war just started.
Yorubas says 'Mafa werey L'oyan; Never draw the bre*st of a mad woman ..
The payback is always 'maddening' .

Let me tell you about the first sentence of the new Russian general after appointment, the Armaggedon like we call him. He said and i quote:

"For our enemies, the morning doesnt start with a cup of coffee but " ... And he stopped, then comes the silence.

- The silence was deafening and loudest.
- The message was passed uncomplete but in
full.
- Precise and Concise.
- Brutal but honest.


Lot of options to come after the 'But', it depends on the choice of enemies of Russia.
The ukrainians are experiencing Raining Missiles instead of morning coffee presently.

The question now is what option is the United state and its evil allies going for?





Whatever you do, always remember: NEVER POKE THE BEAR NOR HURT ITS CHILDREN
see how you are saying it as if he is your uncle that you know well. Some of you guys have mouths that is larger than your pockets
Foreign Affairs › Re: World Reacts As Missiles Rain Explosions On Ukrainian Cities by Lightorder: 2:20pm On Oct 12, 2022
GeneralPula:
There’s no winner yet. Putin had to change to the usage of nuclear weapons cuz Russian army failed. The war is still on going.

They’ll soon decide on Putin matter..
those rodents you are replying don’t worth it
Politics › Re: Photos From Obidients' Rally In Yakurr LGA, Cross River by Lightorder: 7:07pm On Oct 11, 2022
Moferere:
Still won't win
you will still not make it
Education › Re: Gbajabiamila: Deal Sealed, ASUU Strike Over In Matter Of Days by Lightorder: 8:29am On Oct 11, 2022
OnionBandit:
If Buhari 's government pays them for the months spent gallivanting around doing nothing, I will withdraw my total support for this administration..I would rather support the failed brewery investor with a second class in philosophy than wish for a continuity of this nonsense

Everybody just dey do as dem like for this administration despite the fact that Buhari is so fatherly and understanding.
sickness of reasoning inability is real
Crime › Re: I Helped Officer To Urinate In The Toilet and He attempted To Rape Me - Woman by Lightorder: 8:35pm On Oct 10, 2022
ECASH120:
How can she escort a full grown man to the toilet to urinate?
Ask me o
Politics › Re: Saheed Balogun, Dayo Amusa, Others At 5-Million-Man March For Tinubu In Lagos by Lightorder: 9:44am On Oct 10, 2022
On their faces, I could see the candidate they will likely vote. They are not living abroad with their children. Their safety , the future of their helpless children must be very important to them. Collect from the stollen loot and vote the best candidate. After all , it is secret ballot
Politics › Re: MC Oluomo Introduces Barcodes In Parks, Garages To Stop Crime, Kidnapping by Lightorder: 11:14am On Oct 07, 2022
Lanretoye:
Other states go follow.
follow go where? When a bus stops on your way to Oshodi, you go first scan before getting a seat or what ?
Politics › Re: Audio Conversation Of Shettima And Amosun Is Fake (Fact Checked) by Lightorder: 7:15am On Oct 07, 2022
God1000:
Hmm, this looks like damage control
damage is what it is
Politics › Re: Tinubu Plays With Grandkids Amidst Rumours Of Ill Health (Pictures) by Lightorder: 6:45am On Oct 07, 2022
Ttalk:
Is it not madness for someone who is living in evil forest of alaigbo having opinion and status of someone in faraway London. No be juju be that.
They are so fascinated with the name of Tinubu that the always rush in droves to comment on his name.


Me singing:

At the mention of Tinubu
Obidience must cry
At the mention of Tinubu
Obidients must wail
W/o being political, I sincerely wish BAT, quick recovery, but Nigerians don’t deserve this! APC should try and feel the pain of over 200 million Nigerians, and be conscientious. Trying to impose Tinubu on Nigerians after experiencing Buhari, is the height cruelty.

Power; Pushing a man to his grave, while he basks in the euphoria of an illusive Presidency
Politics › Re: Tinubu Plays With Grandkids Amidst Rumours Of Ill Health (Pictures) by Lightorder: 6:43am On Oct 07, 2022
Corridon:
Old pictures. Something he should be doing while supporting Osinbajo.
no mind am. E wan come lead his stagnated village people
Politics › Re: 2023: Those Asking Us To Leave Lagos Are They Originally From Lagos? Mr Macaroni by Lightorder: 12:07pm On Oct 05, 2022
Kagd10:
If you constitute nuisances in another state, you will be sent back to your state. Simple as ABC.
who be this one ? Whose son is SHE huh’ !
Politics › Re: Atare Awin: Governor Okowa’s Commissioner Sacks Aide Over Post About Peter Obi by Lightorder: 11:52am On Oct 05, 2022
ScamHunter:
You see love?

In 2015, we saw people unite out of hatred for one man, Jonathan. In 2022, we are witnessing people uniting out of love for one man, Obi.
love wins
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso: I Will Restructure Nigeria, Revamp The Economy by Lightorder:
alimiadedayo1:
go to kano state he perform better than your pandora the obituary if not for that I ave known him for being tribalistic I would ave prefer him than other candidates.. Peter obi is scam he failed Anambra for 8 years and I am very sure he will fail Nigeria if we give him a chance because he is hiding under youth and religion to deceive guillible Nigerians like u
fail bawo ? Okay , they TOLD you that he failed and you swallowed it because of hatred . Keep reasoning through your anus because you hate progress. If you stupid idiots repeat same mistake you all made in 2015, you and your household will be the first casualties
Politics › Re: Nigeria's 2022 National Award: List Of Awardees by Lightorder: 2:40pm On Oct 02, 2022
aidameoryou:
Live long nwannem
live long too , man of goodwill
Politics › Re: Nigeria's 2022 National Award: List Of Awardees by Lightorder: 5:22am On Oct 02, 2022
aidameoryou:
Tell me why you would vote for any other person at the poll other than this guy
Truthfully tho grin
The people’s president
Politics › Re: London Mega Rally For Peter Obi (Photos and Video) by Lightorder: 7:43pm On Oct 01, 2022
franchasofficia:
Nonsense! 150 people disturbing the peace of Londoners in Newscastle road, wait until Metropolitan Police arrives, you all will realize London is not Lagos shocked





Imagine nonsense? Just because Tinubu went to London to get some rest, they decided to gather in London to constitute nuisance angry
oga, you will kill yourself o
Politics › Re: Policemen Directing Obi Supporters To Keep Moving At Lagos Rally by Lightorder: 2:19pm On Oct 01, 2022
dontbothermuch:
It is too early for such rallies. Believe me, the opposition are using it as an advantage. The opposition knows fully well that the energy of such early campaigns will drain out soon. And that drained out moment, say around late December or early January. The opposition will begin a massively fund campaign, that might eventually win the election.

I just want a better Country. Simple.
who be this one? Which energy go fizzle out? When the unnecessary high price of food fizzles down, their energy go fizzle out
Politics › Re: Policemen Directing Obi Supporters To Keep Moving At Lagos Rally by Lightorder: 2:04pm On Oct 01, 2022
Massiveglory:
What is happening in lagos is earthquaking.
The drone shot of obidents I saw can send any political opponent to permanent bed rest.
Hokus Pokus! So goes one clown I have as a friend. These guys are not joking o!!!!!! Even when no SHI SHI would be given or shared. Truly a brand new Nigeria is about to be born
Food › Re: My Perfect Concoction Rice Recipe, You Will Finish The Whole Pot (Photos, Video) by Lightorder: 9:13pm On Sep 30, 2022
Rice wey pass birthday rice , you dey call concoction rice. May this rice fall on me joor
Politics › Re: Fani Kayode Replies Dino For Mocking Tinubu Promises "Fire For Fire" (Video) by Lightorder: 6:24pm On Sep 30, 2022
mariahAngel:
FFK is only doing what he's been paid to do.
His "loyalty" isn't for free.
always a gun for hire
Agriculture › Re: If Banana Grew & Entered Your Compound Like This, What Would You Do? by Lightorder: 6:08pm On Sep 30, 2022
Elmojiid:
The banana trespass and encroach onto my compound by my own law it's mine
no be only encroach but invade and infiltrate. All these na grammar wey you won take obtain the edible

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