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Health › Re: Hotels, School Dormitories To Be Used As Isolation Centres - FG by lilbarracuda(m): 9:38pm On May 28, 2020

donbachi:
Meaning schools are not reopening anytime soon.

“In event of overflow, we can require hotels and school dormitories to be prepared for level 1 (Quarantine) and level 2 Isolation (of COVID-19 positive with zero or mild symptoms), to free hospital beds to be dedicated to level 3, (moderate to severe cases) and level 4, (high dependency and Intensive care unit),”

read the speech properly again

Business › Re: Help, I'm Being Frustrated By The Rules Of My Mum's Business by lilbarracuda(m): 12:22pm On May 28, 2020

internationalman:
No one comes to Nairaland when they are having trouble spending their money....

I plan on being the first person so I could transfer at least 10k each to every very active members...

So help me God

Amen!!

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Romance › Re: He’s Very Stingy And I am tired by lilbarracuda(m): 10:27pm On May 27, 2020

Onto birthday money��.

Abovementioned, you stated how you fed him, how you did this and that, Now knowing fully well he doesn't have a job...................

I can't continue to type on this matter I have other things to do�

Education › Re: Schools Reopening: FG To Roll Out Policy by lilbarracuda(m): 7:40pm On May 27, 2020

Perfecttouchade:
How parents wey no work since the lockdown wan afford school bills.. government should let parents resume back to work at least a month after to save money for school bills before re-opening school, abi this term will be free

funny, na robot dey teach for private schools abi??
How do you think those ones will get money to fend for themselves and meet other end needs

Health › Re: So, Nobody Got Fit/healthy During The Lockdown? by lilbarracuda(m): 6:24pm On May 27, 2020

bigseank:
No i didn't jare, i would only be deceiving myself if i did. maybe you were expecting to see bulging muscles, but that is not how it works. 4wks is too small to put on pounds of muscle without steroid, BTW there was no diet watching. i was eating anyhow the 1st wk, which spured me to start exercise the 2nd wk. i am proud of the little gains i achieved.

Anyway, consistency is the key.
if you continue religiously, those belly fat will be history

Health › Re: Depressed Because Of My Yeye K Legs by lilbarracuda(m): 12:19pm On May 27, 2020

i think everything is just mental.
I don't even know the way I walk but people say I walk funny. They say I've got one straight and other a little bow but who gives a Bleep I'm the best footballer in my level and I captain the team, I've got flocks of girls so it's nothing

Crime › Re: Ikorodu Cult Group Kills A Rival Cult Member (Disturbing Video) by lilbarracuda(m): 2:51pm On May 26, 2020

They even wanted to use knife.
God please make Nigeria great

Health › Re: So, Nobody Got Fit/healthy During The Lockdown? by lilbarracuda(m): 1:09pm On May 26, 2020

Still looks the same to me.
you just sucked the belly in forcefully

Pets › Re: What Type Of Snake Is This Just Killed Now by lilbarracuda(m): 10:08pm On May 25, 2020

To the snake master this is just an earthworm

Sports › Re: Ighalo Set To Leave Manchester United This Week At End Of His Loan Spell by lilbarracuda(m): 6:26pm On May 25, 2020

Well, rashford is back. it was fun see our home boy play for Manchester United

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Family › Re: Why Children Of Strict Parents Turn Out To Be Worse by lilbarracuda(m): 4:32pm On May 25, 2020

You just abused the freedom you had. Not everyone can handle freedom.
It's just you growing up.

Politics › Re: Buhari Is A Useless Nonentity Kunu Drinker And The Worst President In The World by lilbarracuda(m): 12:44pm On May 24, 2020

Cjrane2:
Naija will shine eye after Buhari has completely ruined all its economic future by 2019.
It appears Fela was right. Black people are "original sufferheads". They will always suffer in poverty from bad leaders.

Cjrane2:
Naija will shine eye after Buhari has completely ruined all its economic future by 2019.
It appears Fela was right. Black people are "original sufferheads". They will always suffer in poverty from bad leaders.

Health › Re: 11 Mysterious Deaths In Bonny Island, Rivers State by lilbarracuda(m): 8:55pm On May 23, 2020

Asadujames202:
Why not ogggun State

ori e buru

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Politics › Re: Ogun Extends Lockdown Untill May 31 by lilbarracuda(m): 6:30am On May 23, 2020

Dapo what have you been smoking

Health › Re: 339 New Cases Reported On May 19,7016 Total Confirmed,1907 Discharged,211 Death by lilbarracuda(m): 12:02am On May 22, 2020

9ja all the way to the top.
we must top the list in Africa 10k in a bit
#scamdemic

Health › Re: Coronavirus Survivor Shares Shocking Body Transformation Photo In Hospital. PICX by lilbarracuda(m): 9:07pm On May 20, 2020

Our Nigeria patients comes out fatter

Health › Re: Parents Were Stunned After 8-week-old Daughter Stood Up By Herself by lilbarracuda(m): 11:22pm On May 19, 2020

somebody shot that baby ...

white ajantala

Health › Re: 216 New COVID-19 Cases, 50 Discharged And 9 Deaths On May 18 (916 Tested) by lilbarracuda(m): 12:08am On May 19, 2020

Soon we go dey compete with China or surpass UK soon

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Health › Re: What's The First Thing You Will Do After The COVID-19 Pandemic? by lilbarracuda(m): 7:52pm On May 16, 2020

isthatso:
you didnt read during lockdown when you have nothing to do, it's when things are happening you want to read?

Noise maker!!!
who says I don't have anything I'm doing ATM

Health › Re: President Buhari Receives Madagascan Covid-19 Herbal “drug” From Guinea Bissau’s by lilbarracuda(m): 7:29pm On May 16, 2020

if this thing enter my hand ehn na to go buy 4 agege bread wey drm bake 5 days ago

Health › Re: The President Of Madagascar, Andry Rajoelina Has Called On All African Nations by lilbarracuda(m): 11:11pm On May 15, 2020

look at a president that thinks

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Health › Re: My Covid 19 Experience - How I Tested Positive by lilbarracuda(m): 5:22pm On May 15, 2020

Even covid dey shock with the way people dey claim am anyhow

Health › Re: My Experience As A Covid 19 Survivor. by lilbarracuda(m): 3:44pm On May 15, 2020

Acidosis:
The fact that you used malaria medicine and recovered after 5 days doesn't meant you never had covid19. Most Covid19 patients wouldn't even need any medicine in the first place. May be you wasted your money treating what could have vanished without any remedy.

We have heard it here that many Covid19 patients don't even show any symptoms. What more do you folks want? Inject people with a deadly strain so people can start dying in their thousands?

I stay with my family, I have a nephew that's 2 years old so how none of them got infected must be a miracle if according to you that I might have it without knowing. I'm not disputing the fact that covid isn't real but here it's a scam.

If it's same covid that's killing people in China or UK I don't think the lockdown in Abuja or Lagos would be eased. I believe we've seen videos of covid 19 patients abroad battling with their lives and we've seen that of our people here protesting, throwing stunt or doing something.
Anyway, make we leave matter for Mathias
God will help us.
We're in it together

Health › Re: My Experience As A Covid 19 Survivor. by lilbarracuda(m): 2:23pm On May 15, 2020

Corruptnation:
wait small. He dey find pictures to attached. Make we just wait small

I dey wait oo

Health › Re: My Experience As A Covid 19 Survivor. by lilbarracuda(m): 1:46pm On May 15, 2020*

Sometime ago, I was feeling sick and I had all the symptoms of covid 19. I treated malaria and typhoid fever within 5 days I was feeling better it's been about two weeks now. if I had gone to test myself I'm sure I would have tested positive too and return back here to give one lame arse testimony of how I recovered from what I never had...

you'd have attached a couple of picture when you were at the isolation centre. And yes, covid-19 is real

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Health › Re: SEX:‘I Almost Died After Using Kayan Mata’ – Igbo Man Cries Out by lilbarracuda(m): 11:38am On May 15, 2020*

only people with low self-esteem will use sex enhancer. Do your two minutes and go in peace if she's not satisfied let her get a cucumber.

overdoers!!!!!

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Crime › Re: My Journey Into The Underworld (blood Money) by lilbarracuda(m): 12:32am On May 13, 2020

My elder brother nearly fell for the local scam (the recharge card scam) in 2013 and it's still rampart till today. Before the lockdown I left campus to chill with a friend in town so we decided to go see the locals playing football in one of the primary school in modakeke (if you from Ile ife you would the area) so we stood close to these guys smoking weed and all I guess they came to watch people play too. Right before my eyes one started making calls, acting like an elderly man doing the local scam he was talking with someone in Anambra and from the look of things I think he succeeded in getting money from him...
I know people gonna say he's greedy or only greedy people get scammed but these guys are fetish too, it's best not to give them any audience. it was funny I got the whole thing on cam without the guy even knowing

Health › Re: Photos Of Live Snake Caught Beside Corpers' Lodge In Offa! by lilbarracuda(m): 1:30pm On May 11, 2020

fergie001:
My natgeowild experience can't waste oooo...but pythons toads...hmm

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Don't worry bro.
nobody is a snake expert here except the king himself I don't want to mention name

Romance › Re: What Did You Gain From Your Ex? by lilbarracuda(m): 11:22pm On May 10, 2020

not STD

Health › Re: Photos Of Live Snake Caught Beside Corpers' Lodge In Offa! by lilbarracuda(m): 10:32pm On May 10, 2020

fergie001:
From my experience of natgeowild , that's a Python.

non-venomous....but no take am play o

doesn't look like a python to me

Health › Re: What's The First Thing You Will Do After The COVID-19 Pandemic? by lilbarracuda(m): 8:34am On May 10, 2020

dust my books from the shelf

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