₦airaland Forum

This morning, Akpos'
Landlord was
complaining that Eazy
had impregnated his
daughter. . As Akpos
over-heard the landlord
shouting, he came out
of his apartment and
asked the landlord.
AKPOS: Landlord, what
has Eazy done this
time?.
LANDLORD: Eazy got the
mind to impregnate my
only daughter.
AKPOS: Oga landlord, are
you sure of what you
are saying?
LANDLORD: Yes, this
morning I saw my
daughter vomiting,
when I noticed that she
is pregnant, I asked her
who impregnated her
and she said that Eazy
is responsible.
AKPOS: Abomination!
Eazy is a fool. Oga
landlord since I have
been sleeping with your
wife, have
you got any report that
I have impregnated her?
###What do you think
happened to Akpos?

• Where u are robbed of
your phone and the
robbers come back for
ur Pin code n charger.
• Where ur type of
GENERATOR shows how
RICH
you are.

• Where you are jailed
for stealing Maggi and
given a
chieftancy title for
stealing millions.
• Where we fight for
everything. To gain
admission
to university, to get a
job and worse still to
enter a
bus!

Where government
officials don't know the
national anthem.
•Where Gala and
Lacasera are d best
options wen
stuck in
traffic.

Where You Can Be A
Driver For Years Without
A
'DRIVER's LICENCE'

Where parents claim
they were always first
position
in school.

olukayoday: where electricity iz a priviledge nd nt a right

lwkmd

• Where a blind beggar
will reject a fake naira
note.
• Where Groundnuts are
sold in BOTTLES and
WATER
sold in SACHETS.

@OP. . I think its stark illiteracy. . . They can be so foolish to the extend that they will keep calling u. . One called me soté i pick en call put the phone for my tv speaker. . Its been long the black nyash listened to aljazeera.

goldylock: Spot on!!! Those guys can be adammant they will keep calling and calling its so annoying, BTW why is this on jokes section? How is this funny??

its not funny cos u jst spoilt the fun in it