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I don't know when God became a money doubler

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You, on the other hand, are very smart. You will get ahead in life.

Amen and so will you

gypsey:
It was Toe curling for me watching the brutal attack upon the girl even as tough as i am, he will end up killing her one day, if they are still together it's inevitable.

Make she farm her farm, it's her burden to bear

gypsey:
Absolutely! so why did she go back again with him? she had the chance to flee, yet she stood there and took all that brutalities, i don't understand, are women that desparate for money and fame? that they would want to stay with this kinda monstrous weak coward of a man.

Seriously that chick is in a better position to answer that question, twas her calmness in the action movie that kept me in awe

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This one wan debate with nwaamaikpe

No mind me, Trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am

olayinka96:
I like ur boobs ���

Phew,

NwaAmaikpe:


From the girl's submissive demeanor it is obvious he caught her cheating and went ballistic.
These girls just love to cheat.

He is handsome, he is sexy, he is tall, he is a star, he is rich...yet she chose to cheat on him.
Why
Why
Why are women so frigging heartless?

So beating her up even if she cheated is suppose to be the right thing a grown up man with sense should do?, Phew

I swear this one weak me, yet the girl is so cool and calm, taking the hits like nothing. wow

After the first hit I will take to my heels and scamper for safety then know what to do from there.


My Observations:

For acting so calm all through the beatings, this is not the first time, she is used to the guys treatment as a matter of fact, no reaction of pains or tears, allowing him hit and then still helping her pick her glasses and then help her put it on more than once. wooooooooooooow.


God forbids me being with such a man . You hit me that hard once, I will just keep quiet like nothing and when you don't see it coming I will break your head with something and run away for good, let it end like that. This one touch my spirit.

Moi

Uyi168:
..Lol,sharp memory...what abt eze goes to school?

I remember Eze goes to school, but for some reason I don't know this particular passage just stuck and never goes away

And who remembers Agbo in the Primary 4 reader?





Agbo lived in the town of Lagun, which is not far from Ibadan, he went to Primary school, he was in primary 4. Everyone loves Agbo because he was always happy and friendly, his father bought him a watch and Agbo was very proud of it.


Na flog wey dem dey flog us then when telling us to come stand in front of the whole class to read still make me dey remember this passage till tomorrow. There is God

KushyKush:
These twitter stories are all lies to trend and gain followers.

The earlier you get that, the earlier you understand and see through the organized bullshìt.

Well, that's none of my business

I can see you have lunched one of the memes, lemme grab this one first

THE ISLAMAISATION AGENDA FOR NIGERIA. IT'S REAL, ALREADY PLANNED OUT AND ABOUT TO BE IMPLEMENTED.

Please continue to pass this leaked information until every Yoruba, Igbo, all tribes and all Christian parts of Nigeria gets alerted.

This was planned many years by Fulanis as a strategic way to Islamization of Nigeria.
That was why Buhari continued running for presidency even at his old age because they knew he is the possible mean to achieve their goal.

In 1804 - 1808. Fulanis came in from Guinea to the Northern part of Nigeria, led by Usman Dan fodio .He lead in jihad against the Hausa kingdoms of the northern Nigeria. The forces of Usman dan Fodio slowly took over more and more of the Hausa kingdoms through war. By 1810, Fulanis had already conquered all hausas.
They formed boko haram sect solely for the process, waiting for Buhari or any of their Fulani brother to come in power but Unfortunately, Goodluck Jonathan came into power and they became annoyed.
They started their violence to distract him and whether it was Yoruba or Igbo that was on the seat during GEJ'S regime. The same thing could've still happened about Boko haram.

Now their dream has been achieved having their brother on top.
Here is their plan.
They started herdsmen war believing that they have the chance to control all parts of the country since they are in power and forces.

If GRAZING RESERVE BILL is passed and achieved, It means that Fulanis will have a place mapped out for them in all 36 states of Nigeria.
The next thing is that, they will start bringing in their wives and children to increase their population.
With time, they will have their Emir installed in every 36 states which will eventually take part in every leadership community gatherings.

They will eat into every community like worms and the place given to them can never be taken away from them again since it has been passed.
Their sect will be ready to strike in every state and community with no hiding place for anyone since they have known every corners of our community.
It is then that we will beg them to stop killing us for we are ready to become Muslims in order to live.
This is the only time we have to reject this because tomorrow might be late for us to act.

‪# *SAY NO TO GRAZING RESERVE BILL‬#
‪#SAY NO TO ISLAMIZATION OF NIGERIA‬#*
Pass this to everyone in your contact,Yoruba, igbos ,others and all Christian alike.

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codebrew85:
Don't mind the troll.

I live on buraimoh street too. I still can't believe that gentle dude and his entire family are gone. My God, those innocent kids .

Then you witnessed it first hand, sad, phew

saydfact:
let's meet on OLUSOJI then

Iya elewa or viewing centre, I grew up at OLOWU before we moved out of Bariga few years ago, I still frequent the area, there right now sef, but no go dey search everywhere dey find me. Lol

myk2mic:
lovely smile nd dentition u have.
Rip to the dead,beautiful family.

Sighs,
Thanks

michael142:
I'm glad you realize say na client you be. Full time maye

If your brain is empty get one and stop quoting me, my family and I use to patronise his shop

To think I am one of his customers and know him in person hurts and drives me mad even more.


I was at the scene yesterday, saw bones, it's such a painful way to die, still brings tears to my eyes. The last malaria drug I bought this year was from that shop.


May God keep us alive to live our dream , we are all going to die some day, it's just the time and means that differs.

It is well


May their souls rest in peace

I have read on this issue a few times online and get exasperated how people tend to be hypocritical about this, meanwhile in most cases its a different scenario behind closed doors, but I will speak for myself.

I visited my elder Brother's fiancée after not having seen each other for quite a while, one gist led to the other cos I kinda have a good relationship with her, while talking she threw a question to me she felt was a dynamite to her out of nowhere,

"Lilian can you fart in front of Benny?(not real name)"

Surprised by what I just heard, not for the question per say but the manner in which the tone of her voice had lowered and the fear I sensed in it, I dropped my phone which I was using to read something online, faced her, staring at her eye to eye, she needed this complete attention from me, I replied with so much confidence and with a majestic tone in my voice,

"Well well sef, scatter, I dey even do am for em body, em go pursue me, we fight romantic fight, yab each other, joke, pillow fight, even kiss on top, depending on how e be us and vice versa , I be very shy babe, it took alot to get to this point, I no fit marry man wey I no dey completely free with, and act in the meanest, childish, babyish and craziest kind of way "

Shocked by the things she heard me say she was like

" Your brother is so strict , I fear him a lot, I can't dare try it in front of him, I would have to excuse myself, make sure the smell is gone before I come anywhere close to where he is "

I laughed at her response and then mocked her in a playful way,

"Una dey learn work, na play Una dey, you guys don't know what you are missing, it's not until he takes you out for the finest of dates to have fun, it's so much fun to us"

Most people will come online and in other to get fake likes you will hear some girls be like,
'I hate that shhhhit, it's so disgusting', or some guys will be like 'it's so unhealthy, I can loose interest in a lady or even call off the relationship', my friend keep kwayet, I don't want to hear pimm.

On a second thought, It all balls down to the individuals, environment and how one is raised or grew up, my parents did this a million times and the world didn't end, I witnessed first hand jokes between them invented from this issue(na there I learn am from, comma beat me)

What really matters at the end of the day is the partner you are with, the usefulness, fondness, rapport, deep and crazy feelings that has piled up over the years between you two, it doesn't mean we don't respect each other, as a matter of fact it's nothing and not even a topic.

Thank you, I rest my case


'Clears throat', this whole topic was just a decoy to draw your attention, I swear I need a job, concerned Nairalanders should please come to my aid, I can't beg for money and I can't do stupid things for it, make Una help o before ribs begin show even through cardigan, e no go good Una see for front page
'Breaking News- A Nairalander caught and stripped unclad for stealing a cup of garri'
I dodge it, Holy ghost fire, back to sender (speaking in tongues)

I am a very shy person and hardly talk oo, it took me alot to write this, please bashers save your strength, I have headache, catarrh and neck pain, only me, I wee not reply.

Please quote me if you have one for me so I forward my CV.

Thanks in anticipation.

Lalasticlala, Farano, Mynd44 please comma help your sister o

Following with keen interest, didn't have the chance to watch. Man U do us proud

walegees:
let me try...

I will use the most common proverb;
The proverbial Adam and Eve and the forbidden fruit

They can be likened to a new born baby before fruit saga (no mind, no worries, no shame...)
After eating the fruit they didn't die (contrary to the warning), instead they become knowledgeable!!! (mind activated, we are naked...)

I am trying to explain the emergence of MIND from a popular creation story
Everything you know, what you are and ALL you believe... all exist in your mind

You and I as a baby had no idea of good or bad, left or right, covered or naked, ... death or life
Parents, society,... dominated the most critical point of our development; when we had no power to choose.
They dutifully configure our mind with what they believe is right and wrong and the struggle begins
Gradually, we lost our innocence and got hooked to our new identity....MIND in full function

A genuinely MAD man (altered mind) does not fear death, likewise a baby (no mind)
You and I (active mind) see death the way we were told and we believe
Don't forget we believe because we do not know. The moment you know, you say I know not I believe.

Because you and I lives in a world created by our individual mind, things become REAL including DEATH
Yeah! death is real to the MIND and its formations. But LIFE is LIFE which is you (eternity)
Your identity look so REAL that u detest any idea of separation (death) from it

The forbidden fruit symbolizes the activation of ego, identity,... which brings the concept of death
When you are fighting death, it is your mind in action because it created it
Our mind shades the LIFE (God) in us. We see things through the mind not through the LIFE itself
worries, worries, worries, worries, worries..................and death becomes real while it is obviously not real

You did not just wake up one morning and say you are beautiful, someone or something must have fed your mind with it.
hence, it becomes your identity... it becomes so REAL that you feel bad if anyone addresses you otherwise.........MIND

Pretend not to know anything, deactivate your believes for a moment, maybe you will grab the concept.
For now, your mind (all time belief) will never allow you to agree because it has remain part of you for long.

I am sorry if I make things more complicated
But certainly, an understanding if this will help your existence on this plane
You can never die...your believe cannot change this fact.

Thanks for taking your time to respond, still a Lil complicated tho but I get it. "we can't die either with our beliefs", meaning there's life after our existence ends here, my question is are we going to remember this existence we have had here?


Cos I ponder alot about this, we all came from somewhere into this present existence, thing is we don't know where, and after life here, we still would go somewhere.

Most of us grew up with our present religions imbibed in us from the various families we were birth in, so to others who grew up in most parts of the world and have no idea of Christianity, Islam, etc what's going to be their own concept of life and death?. I grew up being a Christian but as I grew things seemed different from how I see them, that's when putting religion aside and just get real. The concept of hell makes no sense to me at all

walegees:
On point
I hope people will understand this. Mind is deceptive; it only create illusions.
The so called Death is the only phenomenon that explain reality (@least to ordinary man), yet, we do not understand.
The mind belongs here and everything created by it, that explains the emptiness and vanity of Life (materialism)
Only people that realize this while living take things easy.
If you are opportune to wake before shedding this canopy, you will discover the real beauty of nature
Death is in fact the best thing that could happen to a man that understands life, why?
...Because it is NOT real.
...It is never real.
...Religion why? why? why?

Please explain the concept "it is never real" to me and why death is in fact the best thing that could happen to a woman. Pleaseeeeee

pu7pl3:
Er 21 savage is 24 not 21

Thanks, 21 was what I read tho

Ishilove:
Calm down and face your books, kid.

Easy na, in a civilized country 20 years is a grown up adult living and fending for themselves, Amber Rose with all her swag is currently dating a 21yr old. I am sure at 20 you don dey kobontin and at that age if someone told you to face your books you would get upset. Allow the boy seek for knowledge in peace.

luminouz:
Bet ur feeling like a gangster!!!!

Who dash me abeg?

luminouz:
Awwwww....babes u try!!!!!

LOL, thank you

Tamarapetty:
You try jare

I was about quoting you to tell you I am not feeling fine sef, before you finish me

Tamarapetty:
prepare too!! ima split ya head into two so you can think twice , only time you gon be feeling high is having emotion for flies then ima crack your ribs like a comedian and pack ya hips so you know how pain feels. i gat you on ya knees now, your next to the feet (DEFEAT) !

WATCH OUT

You rhyme tight, but this is no fight cos with words too I could drop you in a casket and even if you try to challenge na you go cast first, test me not, I could hurt your feelings like leaked nudes with heart broken like damaged goods and like a phone screen wish you had a protector cos you would feel your shame is been watched on a projector.

LOL, don't Laff me, me sef wan rhyme

naturalwaves:
Cool. We thank God. How is school work going?

We thank God, not been on here for a while

naturalwaves:
Cool. We thank God. How is school work going?

We thank God, not been on here for a while

naturalwaves:
So sorry dear. What are we going to do about this mail thing now? Are you done with school?

Thanks, almost, how body?