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KendrickAyomide:
God bless their hustle. But honestly it's getting boring

ahahnow:
Becareful o. Be very careful. Before you entre somewhere that will take all your money and turn you into a sex slave

ImDStar:
Nairaland is a comedy world for me, anytime I feel bored, it's the first place I visit to catch fun.

Mere reading alone is enough for me.


Your respond was.... Lolz

Redoil:
Do you have any fat sister to spare

peteruuu:
Oniranu ni yin sir.

okwabayi:
Hmm. Ishilove: the bearded one.
I remember you running scared when someone threatened to release your pics.
You have more than one member to fear here.

Offpoint:
that guy na chicken, person come your house come dey slap you and you stand dey watch am... person wey try dat one with me na corpse dem go carry comot.

Ishilove:
Lmaaao!

Those cowards in the Ashawo beer parlour thread in the Sexuality section need this kind of treatment. They know how to call people names from the comfort of their slums, but meet them face to face they will be silent like sneaky rats.

What they need is correct brain formatting beating.

delectablegyal:
it is a bait. watch guys storm her mail hoping to see the face behind the nice physique. that is what she wants. attention.

SkinnyDude:
i love your stature sha. Slim thick

Gaspardd:
This event happend 2011 in my undergrad days.
Was in thesame faculty with this girl, she was very cute and somehow our eyes used to meet whenever we were in class. This happened repeatedly that i was convinced that yea she was the one for me(virgins lol ).

Whenever i come back from lectures i used to jist my frieds about this girl that used to stare at me, they would cheer me up, and i would respond with pride.
I decided to step things up by trying to catch the time she would come in for lectures and sit beside her. It was tough but one time i was lucky, even lent her my pen and left it with her afterwards. All this while in my mind, i don see gf, but i never spoke a word to her but damn i thought we had this nonverbal friendship thing going on and i would always daydream about how i will write her love poems, surprise her with gifts(got this from laws of seduction).

At the last lecture of the semester i decided to be brave for once in my lifetime by introducin myself to her and stuff but on tapping her on the shoulder after class, her response was harsh, like i wanted to steal from her or sth. She walked off hurriedly and i ran towards her tryin to remind her we re classmates and that i even lent her my pen once. She said that was actually the first time she would be seeing me in her whole entire life. I was speechless. At the end she hailed down a bike and climbed.
That day i actually lost hope in myself and humanity and i wanted to leave this planet.

Kuginzi:
You're an afonja. The labour of our leader/hero Maazi Kenny Okwu (Nnamdi Kanu) shall not be in vein. So if sovereign state of Biafra is actualised, pls don't claim Biafra

Kuginzi:
I believe you know Maazi Kanu very well. The nightmare of Southwest&North. He will soon descend on you.
Biafra or Death

Baddiezz:
contrary to what perverts think some of us actually eat cucumber for the health benefits

BOOMnaija:
THE RICH ARE GETTING RICHER AND THE BEST OPPORTUNITIES WHILE THE POOR ARE VOTING BUHARI AND GETTING POORER.

Kuginzi:
BIAFRA or Death!!

Moferere:
Just tell me you don't have money

johnoj24:
life don tire u, see as you open nyash for bed

buygala:
She looks healthier and finer in the first picture because she displayed brezz

My opinion

LuciferAdvocate:
I have seen a guy who borrowed money to help a so called GF. and this guy is damn broke oooo

Upon all, him no see see kiss, talk less of phucking her loool

MissSweet:
All I know is that as a guy go for the lady that is within your means...All that matters is happiness and loving each other.

CosmicPhoenix:

the main issue is how many of them will follow your advice,most of those guys find it difficult to help their fellow guys or family members but can even collect loan to spend on a lady all because of puna

Zangazanga:
Pls which movie has she acted or music she sang that you keep calling her musician and actress. Abi she got those title in the other room?

IjebuWarrior:
Go sow seed with dem Daddy G.Os. Oyedepo - N10K, Adeboye - N10K Oyakhilome - N10K

E go turn N300 Million in a month...

phollybee:
Yes... Go and play Bet Naija, that 40k can yield Millions within 24hrs...
Thank me later

BOOMnaija:
BUY A PISTOL AND ASSASSINATE MR LIFELESS 4+4.

FukkaFuka:
Noooooooo ! we just dey F*****k

BOOMnaija:
Be like...'NOOO, ENGAGED TO THAT WHOOREEE?'

akilo1:
2 months in prison?all these
judges self..i want them to be sentense to death

dominique:
Just two months? That's too poor though better than none.

DavidEsq:
Pls OP, while I sympathise with u and hope with u, pls remove the "pretty". She is too worwrish. U have misdescribed her and that would make it difficult to locate or recognise her, as I wld be looking for a "pretty", rather than worwrish face