₦airaland Forum

Kingosytex:
six is one of 9ja's greatest rappers, his creativity, wordplays and punchlines are second to none.


it baffles me that six is grossly underated in this country.

anyway, say no to cultism, it kills!!

i swear bro... I remember is oleku cover that ur.. Damn, so hot then

Davash222:
Must be female snake. To give head just dey hungry her.

lol ...chai SMH

STRENGTHesq:


She asked....
Pepper dey your mouth?
I said no
She said...
Shut up and fuc*k Toto!

Your Toto sweet
I told her
Na God do am she said

lol

Afrosage:
lols...d guy is just an ass!! and he was even using exclamation mark as if he was making sense,calling d Op a fool n all dat...I almost cried cos I knw Op will see it n itz damn hurtful coupled with wat he is going through. its well shaa.

i agree with u.. Where u chatting from?

Afrosage:
lolss..ok

yh...very thoughtful of u anyway, I like that

Afrosage:
lols...please someone has "dude-ed"me before today and now u jus "bro-ed" me..itz my moniker showing "m" instead of "f"

sorry I didn't even check ur username ,I was just so captivated by ur comment I had to reply without checking even ur moniker

Afrosage:
wtf are u feeling like,you wimp...do u think dat man hasn't browsed every thing there is about d stuff,he has also taken permission to visit the hospital on Monday Asap...If u 're half as smart as u are trying to pass on then u will know that he is jus scared plain and simple,he is jus looking for d slightest hope dat its not what he thinks or what Google told him..he is looking for reassurance that everything will be fine or mayb someone dat has experienced such to allay his fears..this is a forum with a health section and if u dnt have any good thing to say rather than being a tw*t then u stfu....

tx bro, don't mind the idiot

NwaUnubi:
Udoka Ukachukwu

NCAN Reporting live.


Location has been confirmed



I repeat location has been confirmed

lol

emeijeh:
Yea, yea, yea yea yea, yea yea yea yea yea yea yea

lol

TheFacelessMan:


I was almost killed on the elevator at The Radisson Blu hotel in Lagos back in 2001.

I was whistling "Temptation" by Psquare as i entered the elevator.

A baby elephant was in the lift - sorry, i meant a fat lady who must have weighed 190kg.

I stared uneasily at the weight limit - 700kg for 10 persons. She was occupying space for at least 4!

Just as the doors were about closing, i saw 3 hefty guys dashing to come in.

A chill ran up my spine looking at their hard faces and their dark black skin

My past had finally caught up with me. On behalf of the Nigerian Government, I had assassinated the Ghanaian Minister sabotaging the Abidjan- Lome Corridor in 1999

All 5 of us in the lift. Barely space to manoeuvre. The atmosphere was thick with tension.

I whispered in fat girl's ears "duck"

She looked back with a stupid dumbfounded expression on her face "huh?"

"DUCK" i repeated harshly.

A split second after i smashed the lights in the elevator.....

... and that was when the madness began!

lol ...effect of weed SMH

Such moral laxity ..as old as she is

gaventa:
Hater what’s the source of your foolishness?

lol

8y88y8:
senseless fool go for psychiatric examination, but unfortunately ugliness cannot be cured... stupendous imbecilic nincompoop like you

lol e pain the mumu.. Grotesque.. Ur so ugly, u can't even use ur pictures in ur profile, such ugliness is rare.. Anyways I'm not surprised, a goat cannot give birth to a lion, u are just like ur ugly butch mum

8y88y8:
carbon copy ko? that mean say na carbon copy of shit u be... las las if the woman open kpetus for u, u go still chop... pig headed ignoramus like you

lol sex starved idiot, u think I'm like u.. Zombie.. Ur type name anywhere belle face, u fit even Bleep chicken.. Na konji go kill u Las Las, pervert lol

8y88y8:
chaii e pain this old degenerate baboon... either show us your mama picture or keep "Kwayet"... slowpoke like you

zombie not all mothers are ugly as your mum OK, I'm a carbon copy of my mum.. Why not show me ur pics lemme see first perhaps I can judge ur mums look from it.. Ugly baboon lol

oka4ugoo:
Dangote doing what he does best. Meanwhile if you know you know...

lol

8y88y8:
let us see your mama picture first

idiot ,go if she was ugly, she wouldn't have given birth to someone with this kind of look

JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
Make I dey jam this woman kpekus now

u no just want get sense, mumu

This woman ugly o

hungryboy:
This life na scam i swear, pesin go kick ball once a week, earn more money than your combined salary plus pension and gratuity for 35yrs were you work for Government

my brother I tire.. Juts try convert am to naira first.. Over 4 billion naira for messi .. No be everybody go get that kind net worth even at the age of 90

otipoju:
The key to dealing with white folks is never to defer to them from the very beginning.

I lived in the same house with them for 6 months...my land lady had to tell me one day that " you do carry yourself with some pride " I tell am straight..." You dont know what you are missing by not being from Africa and you'll never know."

wow

;Dlol

yeman2012:
keep on taping on till u tap palm win!

IvarTheTerrible:
I should flog Seun too. Make he marry he no marry, na Vaseline Crew he wan join

https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/wuzup-naija/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/27111008/whip.gif

lol

oyejideogunjumo:
Very unfortunate. In a country where success is attached to certificate.
But failure is not the end. It only teaches that one should prepare more.
However,in such circumstances like this,lecturers should be magnanimous to give a pass mark.it is not a pride to give a student extra year because of your course only. Learn to just let go. Not everybody can handle failure in a beneficial way

lobe this... One thing these lecturers don't know, is that success can never be attributed to any certificate ,Infact that guy that came out with past could be the employer of the best student in his department during his time... That's life for u...

[quote author=limitless777 post=77769263]NCAN! Abort mission!!!


I repeat, Abort mission!!! [/quotelol ...foolll

zlantanfan:
lol.

Yenegoa can't even compete with port Harcourt, Benin, calabar, asaba.

It is the most backward state in south south.


You only hear it on states and capital till date if not for gej that made people aware its a state

i know u are really insane, ..but to be frank just said the bitter truth

Offpoint:
If Buhari could blamed passed government for his inability to impregnate or satisfy Aisha sexually, then who the hell is Sopulu not to blame Nigerian Government?


My Ex blamed me for her inabilities to achieved orgasms, like I was her creator.


Anyways, youth say no to drugs, if you're really desperate to get rich quick... I know an herbalist that accept balls for money rituals. I did mine, but I'm still broke cuz my balls are microscopic.

u are mad

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MatthAnn:
Fine if it can make you guys to stop trolling me I will pull the comment down.
But I won't

MatthAnn:
Ugh
That's gross
I will puke on sighting that

whats ur problem.. Why pretending

IvarTheTerrible:


I was bouncer on Majek Fashek's Crew

"Send down the rain" He bleated into the mic!!!


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The End

..guy u are insane.. Most of your comments prove me right

Lol... So some comments are not really made by humans