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IvarTheTerrible:


Many years back. I was hospitalized because of a girl.


My man Ifeanyi said " Ivar, i heard my cousin's sister, Ngozi is coming to town, i want you to accompany her"


Okoyeebo was nearby and he shouted " No, she is mine!"





I was furious and i threw the first blow.

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Punches flew everywhere, bottles broke and faces got bruised.

2 weeks later, Ngozi came to see us at the hospital.


We looked at each other, mouths agape

"Is this the lady we both risked our lives for? " We had fought over someone we hadn't even seen a photo!

If i wasn't a gentleman, i would have described her as "100% ugly"



To be continued.....

QuietHammer:
The smart guy added a caveat.

That was how one guy dey give me bobo the other day that Benson Idahosa was so powerfu, that there was even a time he was so filled with the spirit that he started walking about, looking for dead people to raise to life but he didn't see. In my mind I was like "was there no mortuary in the whole of Benin?"

Jamalifeglobal:
I'm here eating iron in the name of gyming... My body is still like roasted icefish. Where did I go wrong?

itspzpics:

IvarTheTerrible:


That reminds me of an encounter i had rescuing someone from an inferno back in the days.

I was quietly smoking my marijuana and blasting Bob Marley's songs ...

when i started smelling what was definitely not weed

Thick smoke was billowing from bellow the door next to mine.

I banged my shoulder into the door, crashing in and my left shoulder turned instantly into half-cooked suya.

I saw this girl lying down, crying weakly, all the curtains and the couches were ablaze

Everything i touched seared my palms so i rushed into the bathroom to look for something wet to douse the fire between us.


I wrapped the girl in the towel and i discovered the entrance was aflame and no way out

I took her in my arms, took a running start and crashed through the window facing the street.

There was a loud WHOOSH and the increase of oxygen made the fire roar louder behind us.

While plunging through the air, i remembered to my dismay that........


WE LIVE ON THE 5TH FLOOR!!!

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TO BE CONTINUED...

ZoeyJ:
why will someone commit suicide cause of car?

Abfinest007:
a GOAT can never give birth to a lizard

airex:
Idiot. U get hit and u dey here dey scramble for Recharge card sales. Who know u? Animal

SageMK:
I can never understand why someone will voluntarily sniff a bacteria infested nest and then look up to the sky and give that satisfactory look.

Some modafúckers even wear it on their head & jerk off.

Anyway, this is shameful bigotry. Totally unacceptable.

Albinoflash:
am still searching for someone close to my kind of depression.its rear and am surprised i have survived dis long.i droped out of school on my final year without any reason,i lost all my childhood friends and lost contact with my school friends.the worst is dat most people tot i had graduated even my school mates cos i took the final exams.now my parents are frustrated and dat is making me more frustrated.i wake up everyday just wishing it will be my last to end dis misery.my parents try to introduce me to God but i have long lost hope in christ.have neva been to any church gathering since 2years.even though i still tink i love God,but everything makes me think their is nothing he can do 4 me.when i say am d worst human on earth i am damn seriox cos i am

soberdrunk:

Yuceeluv:
Naaaaaaaah! It becomes a 'slay pig'

femi4:
All of you saying "never heard it b4" I beginning to question your level of exposure to naija sounds and internet

CreepyBlackpool:
They should tie live wire around his dick to make his dick big too

teadrake:
God punish poverty!!

Xaos:
If only the society encourages & promotes masturbation more instead of shaming it then probably shìts like this will drastically be contained.

The authorities should also arrest all the single guys (18 and above) in her vicinity and flog them mercilessly.

They are indirectly responsible for shunning this aunty.

AlphLukau:
BEFORE THE END OF TOMORROW .... You will Get Stroke and Diabetes

Quote me anywhere

Check my Name and Read About me ....

obembet:

TarOrfeek:
This is sad.

The young man is a fool who deserves no pity.

Porn And Masturbation are useful outlet for pent up sexual energy.

May his life never be useful. Amen.

virginboy1:
I Started Fearing Weed Since The Day I Saw My neighbour Spent The Whole Night Dancing To The Sound Of The Generator. ..

imam07:
luciferyawweh

mubeela:
He is meditating

delugajackson:
Africans always spending outrageous amounts on items they cannot produce. I can only buy a 9million naira watch if it can;

1. Tell me when Jesus Christ is coming.
2. Take me back to 1914 so that I can assasinate Lord Lugard before he would have attempted to create this failed experiment we have today.
3. Take me back in time so I can rescue my beloved TuPac from being shot.
4. And to the 40's so that I can offer Buhari's parents a condom.

maxtop:
True talk but women of nowadays will claim "feminism ". People like Aunty Toke Makinwa who are not submissive and always trying to blame men for there ordeals.

Well I made front page for the 2nd time today, NL pls I need 100 likes for this

Kingseex1:
make she twerk ontop my cassava , she wont regret (jus feeling naughty)

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Yea, yorubas use wife or iyawo losely like it's no man's business.

addikt:
Oh , HOW I NEVA KNOW SAY OREZI NA MY BIRTHDAY MATE...all these things happen every year , discovering new birthday mates a's we grow, e dey happen to you too? ...lol



HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME TOO

optimusprime2:
Reminds me of "Final Destination"
Journey on bro... Journey on

R2bees:
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jetson06:
men she has a nice body

agbarisocket:
see toto

engrkaz:
u can set up an akara and pap joint at orita challenge or mokola area....