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XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. No, that one is too ugly Someone like Kendrick Lamar or J Cole. I'm crushing on them

Beckysexy:
I'm sure your ugly af

XhosaNostra:
When guys are this good-looking, they tend to give off a gay vibe imo. I cannot date a pretty boy, they're not my cup of tea. I prefer a more scraggly look.

alramon:
believe this at your own damnation


chargers give out 1 to 3 amp which is not enough to even shock let alone kill....shock starts from 30 amp

Penflame:
My God... you are a beauty goddess if that's your true picture on your profile pics. I just mail you now, check it out and let's connect

Chamber2000:
Since you support buhari I believe you were wanking by looking at his picture

husbandsnatcha:
...my story isn't about chasing husbands ...but of vintage experiences

Are u ok youngman?

husbandsnatcha:
...Yes I am ! Nothing to hide

SisterFire:
... Ok is wat i'm always doing ever since my secondary school days(ss1 precisely after I left girls school nb: 20yrs ago) , most boys then in my class are 2 afraid to approach me ,do to what I don't even know , some said I have sharp scary eyes ,few said am scary as a whole" reason been that I was experienced in [b]Man/woman matter even at 8yrs , then A lot of ladies wanna be my friend cos am always the jolly jolly type ,Yes I dance a lot then in front of the class ,during recreation or games ,
That's by the way ...

During my SS2 I found out most guys in my class always went to SS1 ,JS3, jSs2 even jS1 to fall in love with naive girls only few mature guys like Enoch ,boma n co will go for weak girls in our class ,To tell u d truth SS2 n Ss3 boys are dsame they are afraid of me n my pussycatdolls Boys can fear ,what are they afraid of? , only those that made move are just teachers(male /females and corperz but is always in d dark which I don't like, with the over mature body )
...then I chose going after the intelligent timid handsome guys who shivers when I sit close to them , it turns me on ... I bought one a Mr Biggs snacks N100 then , he ate it n liked it and started loving me , he is always super shy whenever he was with me ,
...
.He was a virgin ,I was not though he seniored me with 2yrs .
Around december 1999 after exams I decide to cure some H0rny moments with me with him/ disvirgin him so he will be mine forever ( he is still in love with me even after marrying a phillipine woman , he always call me twice a week) ...so I was sitting in one of the top most abandoned bookstore in my school when I instructed chinekor to call the guy , ...
he came n I thought him how to kiss ,
I told him to suck my breast he did ...
Please ! I told him to suck my pxxxxy n he did , while so afraid ( like sucking a monster)
Then I told him I want him to fcck me , n he was shivering all through , n directed him my way by hold his dick ,then he entered me n poured immediately ,then I gave him d sharpest slap of his shaky shaky life by mistake , he was like crying ,I have to let him relax first, he actually ruin my day ....I have never slept with a virgin b4 so I didn't know dey are speed of light... He came to my house after 2days when my aunty went to vigil after lying to his parents he wants to go for alterboys vigil ,then I made love to his young ass he was such a boy
With so many occasions let me stop here , .... I have another one when I was in primary 6ix but am tired


..So dear I was in ss2 then talkless of now , I can rape a man u know hahaha hahahahaahahahaha I have done that countless times as a cultist in Uniport n unizik one died rip to him but is wasn't only me...
... mind u am not helping any Hypocrites sistas of Nairaland but reminiscing my classic moments with u

Whenever a girl doesn't reply me.... i just delete the chat history and chat with my male friends..... can ignore a girl for years

lavylilly:
Only if all men can be like my future husband, there won't be need for a house help.

See future boo,
On Saturdays I know as a business man you can take the day off for family business's sake.
First I prepare breakfast we all eat and get ready for the day's hassle.

I will be in the kitchen cooking lunch.
You will be mopping the floors and tidying our space while the kids will be outside the compound playing,
After that,

You go bath the kids and stay with them while i run a little laundry cos we must have a washing machine so everything will be easy going,

When we are done with house chores..
We can all sleep and rest from the day's hassle and probably perform our marital duty to each other(my favorite part�)..

Some Sundays you can hangout with your friends and do boy's things...
Some Sundays too it would be my turn to leave you with the kids and hangout with my friends and do girls things..
Other Sundays it would be family outing..

On school days
While I wake up to go prepare breakfast and what the kids will take to school,
You are up too bathing the kids and preparing them for school.
Either you or me can DRIVE the kids to school.

While we do this together, the love,the fire and bond in our Union will never quench .

Oh, of course we both would be earning in our various businesses or job and be bringing money home for our family's welfare...

Other men,
You see why you should all be like my future husband? You see??

To avoid assumed stories of the so called possessed wicked house helps

I come in peace..
Thanks�

Adebola314:
This one is typical woman. Jealousy is their bread and butter. They can never appreciate any good thing about their fellow woman, only badmouthing even those they are not even fit to tie their sandals.

This Bianca you are talking rubbish about here is a lawyer with masters degree, served as presidential adviser, ambassador and Perm Rep of United Nations Tourism Organisation. What are you?

Not only that, a beauty queen with several titles under her belt, who are you?

She was married to Ojukwu, with three children. Am sure you are still busy forming slay queen. So take my advice @Ginaz, find better thing to do with your time instead of hating on your fellow woman.you are way below her in every way. Am even sure you are the ugliest b1tch on your street.

pocohantas:
A 23yrs old boy talking about love?

Small boy wey still dey test potency of im prick. Guys wey be say every time dem call you, na to dey ask “what are you wearing?”

Kai!!! I hate small boys ehn.

Better enjoy your youth. This is the only time you’ll have to choose between two beautiful women, just because you are a fine boy.

Once you get to 27/28, it becomes survival of the fittest. None of them is even for you.

uuzba:
The guy is traveling to Europe, not Abakaliki. They're using robot there

dangotesmummy:
good you know and this days now sef school is just for kanshama sope alo school.so you won't be labelled or tagged illiterate nothing more to it again

dangotesmummy:
it doesn't matter,1st class,2nd class or 3rd class doesn't define a man.what you make out of your life is the Koko


This days it's not even about 1st class or degrees anymore it's about WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH YOIR HANDS?get a skill and no one will be acting as if your food is in his hands that if he sacks you you don't have a life again

Caseless:
graduate and live your life. You'll realize later that it takes more out there to survive than the school environment made you to realize - life is tougher than what your grade can solve. Just learn a computer skills instead of hunting for job that does not exist anywhere.

Be happy with what you have. Don't let anyone to judge you using your grade.

dangotesmummy:
Smh

Academic depression is one of the most unoticable parts of depression.some individuals with 3rd class or 2.2 who their parents have put massive pressure on slide into depression.its worse when you come from a highly educated family where papa and mama na professor ,uncle, professor,aunty professor, sister and brother PhD holders so they expect the same from you and when you fail to live up to that expectations na family insults and harassments go be your portion.theyll continually remind you how dull,ambitionless and a waste you are meanwhile they fail to realise not everyone is cut out for the academic industry

Academics is good no doubt but coercing children to study a particular course or coercing a child to do masters is what brings about all this academic depression

Some parents will even be giving their children ultimatum of the kind of CGPA they want.

Some lecturers self aren't helping matters.some are sooo rude and insultive especially the female lecturers...gosh

Jeweltz:
When I said all nairaland boys are 2 seconds man, some Idiots were roasting me. God forbids me marrying 2 seconds man

pocohantas:
He is not a child anything. As much as he feels disadvantaged now, if he hustle press nyash or breast- I will be amazed at the transformation.

Next thing na to come online dey form alfa male. Dropping nuggets on how to CONQUER MAs.

pocohantas:
So you are the one that will tell me the difference between sexy mama and someone that sends all his messages with MA?

Good morning Ma.
Hope your day is going well Ma?
I called you MA, you didn't pick- seems you are angry with me MA?

Then he sends a voicenote, deletes it. "See, I am even afraid MA". How is that SEXY and how can that possibly get to my head? Pffffttt!




I asked him this and he said NOOOOOOOO MA. Then how the fck do you address me with so much MA and even Boss Lady?



You won't understand till you see his messages. At a point he returned with some courage and I knew his homeboys have given him morale.

Anyway, I ordered some kitchen utensils and he was the delivery man. I did ask him if he knows it is unethical to contact me, he said yes- but I was too nice to him. I just weak.

pocohantas:
Most times a guy does like that, he is new in the game, an introvert or he is chyking a girl he considers out of his league.

I have one trying to chyke me, yet he is calling me "Ma". He will send message, then delete it. I feel so much pity for him. The girl didn't have to be rude though. Just politely dismiss him if you are not interested. Except if the need gto apply force arises.

Liliyann:
I only see a beautiful woman that is not shy about her own body!
We've got to appreciate our body coz you don't expect a guy to worship your body if you ain't even comfortable with your own skin!
I applaud your boldness ma'am!!
Most ladies/ women would want to do sth similar but are scared of the society!
Celebrate yourself coz no one will!!!

J111333:
Ishilove, you see whay you have caused. Come and make heaven let me see.


Babe please come back, I have saved a lot of money from my keke business for this valentine. Enough hot okpa and chilled coke for us and after we go count the stars in the skies. It will be very very lomantic I promise.

Hdanny:
Oyaa kindly dm zero eight one zero six tree seven sero sex seven hate, we will think about the sex together

ziondaughter247:
I am almost 30 and I've never had a val! Honestly, I feel very lonely at times. I haven't even dated for almost 8 years. God please remember me. Let me spend val 2021 with my husband and son! Everyone in the office is so happy about today & i just realized how lonely I am. I pray next year's own will be far better.

Ishilove:
Who wan suffer. No romance without finance

Hdanny:
Bros i hail oo, abeg we dey wait for the gist after you don go down low

vicben27:
well done Ma. you will be marrying super Man l guess. don't go and kill someone's Son Ooh