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Family › Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by LINTUNE(m): 8:16pm On Jan 05, 2020
Jewessgratitude:
Oh.. It's paining you right? Then you too stop mentioning me.
angry..if like me,just lemme know na ,instead of all this grin
Family › Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by LINTUNE(m): 8:06pm On Jan 05, 2020
Jewessgratitude:
LINTUNE
AstroG
Come and see what will befall you two since you have decided to continue wallowing in your ignorance.

Lintun onye 21st century, them go use you train another man children under your nose. Mumu
madam what's ur problem name,why mentioning me..and what did u mean by ur last statement huh
Romance › Re: Single Mom Advertises Herself For A Husband On Twitter by LINTUNE(m): 6:59pm On Jan 05, 2020
Queenbeee:
Same here, I dont understand her desperation.
men will always be u gals first priority,same way money is our first priority grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Love Hanging Out Or Been Around Gay Guys More Than Straight Guys? by LINTUNE(m): 6:55pm On Jan 05, 2020
iTearHerToto:
How about when you bend to dress/UnCloth and he shove all his c.ock down yoh moist punnna, and he's like "I just wanna see what pussy tastes like tho"
What yoh gon' dohuh
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Pukesangry
crazy meme cheesy
Romance › Re: I Discovered My Fiancee Cheated by LINTUNE(m): 6:54pm On Jan 05, 2020
Jewessgratitude:
Yes it will sound rubbish to you guys cos you can't do without it! You can't have your cake and eat it.
You cant date a promiscuous girl as a promiscuous man yourself and expect her to be loyal in marriage.
Someone whos not strongwilled to practise celibacy as a single, what do you expect in marriage?

What will it even take you guys to keep yourselves.
As you can't live without it, then live with the consequences that come with it.
we are not talking religion here,are u saying that women that only sex thier boyfriends are promiscuous?,for real? Even guys with one partner that is sexually active is promiscuous,I pity u..I guessed u are some old married woman,that has forgotten that we are in the 21st century tongue
Romance › Re: May Guys Be Delivered From D Claws Of Nig Babes by LINTUNE(m): 6:49pm On Jan 05, 2020
Offpoint:
That's very heartless and inconsiderate of your friend. How can someone spent over 22k on you on your birthday and when it's your time to reciprocate you repaid her by blocking her?

What happened to explaining to her politely that you can't afford her demands?
What if she was mainly testing him?

He should have at least get her something worth the 22k she had spent on him.

Guys if you want to breakup with you partners, have dignity of politely letting your partners know than ghosting them. it's childish.

On behalf of classic, sensible and mature men like me... we condemn the attitude of your friend in totality.

The mature men societies will not tolerate such an attitude from anyone who had the private to carry penís inbetween his legs.

It's an enormous privilege to carry an organ such as the penís, an organ so vital and important to human existence if anything happens to it the very human existence is threaten.
Those privileged to carry it should desist from the above attitude displayed by this op friend.


Apologies to the lady in question, we apologize for the misconduct of our junior members.
I agree with u on this,it is pure cowardice from the guys side
Romance › Re: I Discovered My Fiancee Cheated by LINTUNE(m): 6:42pm On Jan 05, 2020
Romance › Re: I Discovered My Fiancee Cheated by LINTUNE(m): 6:37pm On Jan 05, 2020
Thegeneralqueen:
This is what happens when you're dating an immature guy in a relationship.......ladies don't ever take in for a guy until he takes you to the alter.....i bet if your fiancee was wise enough not to take in before marriage you won't be here spewing rubbish
Christ!..who is this one name..are u too fact to comprehend is post,or u are just looking for cheap attention, I believe the latter is this case undecided
Romance › Re: I Discovered My Fiancee Cheated by LINTUNE(m): 6:36pm On Jan 05, 2020
Jewessgratitude:
Why are you angry?
You're promiscuous, she is promiscuous, you guys are a perfect match so no need to complain.
when a woman opens her legs easily for you when dating you dont know its her style and she can conveniently do for another guy. You now expect her to close her leg wen nor gree her close for you until after marriage.

Like begat like. So enjoy your partner in crime.
rubbish mentality
Foreign Affairs › Re: 3000 U.S. Soldiers Deployed To The Middle East After Soleimani's Death by LINTUNE(m): 6:21pm On Jan 05, 2020
slam7000:
Oga those toys are not for the military. They are made for kids and they do not have night vision capabilities. Those are coloured plastics for kids.
grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kaylen Ward Raises $60k For Victims Of Australia Wildfires In 24 Hours by LINTUNE(m): 1:33pm On Jan 05, 2020
tstx:
Mumu... She's trying to make a change in her home country and you are here spewing trash your colonial masters told you about instead of just looking the other way.. Since them born you have you ever donated money to any cause? Have you ever visited an IDP camp? When was the last time you gave money to a beggar?

Mr 'HEAVEN MAN'
no mind the mumu
Romance › Re: My First Date In 2020: A Lady Paid Our Bill by LINTUNE(m): 1:29pm On Jan 05, 2020
Hisduchess:
I just have little advice for you, as a man struggle to have a financial authority over ur woman, in this context I mean being able to take care of some bills if you ever want to maintain the master Vs whatever y'all take women as. If your woman comfortably foot her bills and yours too,oga you can never have any authority over her.aside God, money controls every other shii in this world.
stop shouting yen yen yen and happy that a woman paid your bills at a restaurant and probably see that as something very good.
I used to tell ladies that if you want less bullshit in a relationship,stop carrying your financial burden to your man cos immediately you do he'll start doing as it pleases him,loyalty will be thrown through the window.see how the op is praising this girl just because she paid for their food chai! i have this ritual of ordering just a bottle of drink and sometimes with a meatpie on my first dates.i expect that the poorest of men can afford that on a first date with a lady,so I definitely won't go paying. A man seeks a woman and not the other way round,and a first date is just like you wanna seek a woman.THIS IS AFRICA NOT AMERICA
N:B I AM NOT A LEECH AND I DON'T ALLOW PEOPLE TO LEECH ON ME TOO
I understand,but common,once in a while a woman needs to show love to her man,if she does it occasionally there is nothing wrong..OK for instance ,as a man u have a big project u are working on ,projects that will require lots of money,while I'm trying to fund that big project(building a house) there is nothing wrong if my wife is responsible for the groceries and food provision..its not a big deal..madam I hate the idea of being very stable before marriage ,do u know a man that warms 400k times without the support of his woman,will still look like a pauper ..ur mentality is terrible,in this 21st century ,u want to be a housewive or what? Smh undecided
Family › Re: Meeting Your In-law For Marriage: 6 Questions To Expect As A Guy by LINTUNE(m): 11:30am On Jan 05, 2020
pocohantas:
Abia grin grin

Glad I took you home. Never knew you are Nigerian sef.
christ! So this feminist is from.my state angry huh
Family › Re: Meeting Your In-law For Marriage: 6 Questions To Expect As A Guy by LINTUNE(m): 11:26am On Jan 05, 2020
pocohantas:
Nice thread OP. Let me add,

How many are you in your family?

If he is the FIRST SON from a family of 10 and the last 3 are still in school. They will assume their daughter has 3 children before she born sef. The inlaws will most likely see her as a competition or stumbling block. It is not easy being married to the pillar of a home.

Your siblings?

Igbo fathers be like "Umunne gi kwanu?"
He doesn't just want to hear "ahu di ha mma", he wants to hear their profile too.

"Oh, my elder brother is a doctor in the US. My younger sister works with FIRS. The one after her is an engineer in Shell"...IMPRESSIVE!

Your daughter has chances of going to the abroad to give birth. Also, when everybody in a family is doing well, phone dey ring, family dey call, you no go dey fear to pick am. Christmas in the villa would be like getaway. Not, umu Remigius mere nka, ha me nka. Ana akoheri.

Where do you base?
Naija parents don't like their daughters going too far, especially Igbos. They want where they can easily come for omugwo. This far distance doesn't include abroad o. Abroad is not far at all.

It will also help them know where their daughter has been going all the while she didn't return home for ASUU strike.


If you wan see where Naija alpha male humble, take him to your father. E go ask you mumu question for doormot. Should I remove my slippers? You'll be like "baby just enter!!!" grin
you eh grin
Romance › Re: My First Date In 2020: A Lady Paid Our Bill by LINTUNE(m): 7:21am On Jan 05, 2020
Nnemuka:
When it comes to paying Bill's you become equals with women, when it comes to man/woman relationship you quote the scriptures and tell us how women can never be equals with men...

I hail una
don't hail me,u gal are always clamouring for gender equality,but u don't want equal responsibility,isn't that stupid and selfish. undecided
Romance › Re: My First Date In 2020: A Lady Paid Our Bill by LINTUNE(m): 10:46pm On Jan 04, 2020
kunkelhanspeter:
The girl I was dating she’s 31 or so
I don’t beg her for sex .she will just naked her self and meet me dat alone gives me joy.not all dis small ones dat u will beg for sex am done begging for sex again. I only need matured ladies
true ,they are so sexually liberal
Sports › Re: Serie A: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Sends Clear Message To Cristiano Ronaldo by LINTUNE(m): 10:35pm On Jan 04, 2020
femi4:
Reporter: Welcome to serie A zlatan, you ll be competing with the World best player here

Zlatan: Is Messi now here? grin
grin
Crime › Re: Man Tricks Widow Into Sexual Affair, Rapes Her Teenage Daughters (Pics) by LINTUNE(m): 10:28pm On Jan 04, 2020
Riele:
I'm more concerned about her daughter's gullibility .

Not even my mother can convince me to sleep with a man because of some stupid reason .
what if money is involved grin wink
Romance › Re: A Thug Impregnated My Younger Sister by LINTUNE(m): 10:21pm On Jan 04, 2020
grin..what u sow,u reap
Romance › Re: My First Date In 2020: A Lady Paid Our Bill by LINTUNE(m):
Nnemuka:
As if its something strange or new...
This era of going Dutch and some Nigerian guys absconding on a date?
She actually thought you have disappeared reason she paid for the food to avoid stories that touch grin.

Men who allow women pay on a first date are the type of men I Nnemuka will never date.
I wont split Bill's and I wont pay.
I can subsequently, but on a first date, be man enough to handle Bills.
shame no dey catch una again shocked very soon Ubunja disciples will quote me with talks of being A Real man yet.they can't pay. on .a .first.date. angry
bunch of jokers
if u pay u go die?,I taught men and women arew equal na, abi men wey de always pay commot from anus?..are u better or finer than the said lady that paid,or are u more intelligent,see change this ur mentality this new year,make them no use ur bobby do pepper soup. tongue
Romance › Re: Is It Bad To Date My Sister's House Help? by LINTUNE(m): 10:03pm On Jan 04, 2020
chigoizie7:
It is hard, yes. I also know that life is not easy. But can you imagine yourself being a housemaid at 25?

Come on I am not saying that everyone has the same opportunities ooh, no, but I have seen people less than her age and even less educated as she is, straight from the village to the cities to hustle, they started very small just so they can atleast Feed. Life is not easy, but we have to start somewhere, soon she will be 30 and might no longer be reachable.

I have seen women with kids that started from selling satchet waters to selling cold drinks.


Unless the maid has resolved to just migrate from housemaid to housewife.

She might be there waiting for a help to come from somewhere, that help might never come.

All I am saying is that it is still too early for now to reposition her life.
oga ,she might have chosen to be a house hel becos of the accommodation,will she be learning the skills while sleeping under the bridge? angry
Romance › Re: Is It Bad To Date My Sister's House Help? by LINTUNE(m): 10:00pm On Jan 04, 2020
generationz:
First and foremost, it is disrespectful to be in a relationship/ have sex with your sisters house help in her own house.
First get and apartment and if you want to date her remove her from that position of house help to a more befitting job.
best advice so far kiss
Romance › Re: My First Date In 2020: A Lady Paid Our Bill by LINTUNE(m): 9:54pm On Jan 04, 2020
Romance › Re: My First Date In 2020: A Lady Paid Our Bill by LINTUNE(m): 9:34pm On Jan 04, 2020
fairfora:
Nigerian youths...don't date or marry a girl because of her long face and pointed note, or because of her huge tits or backside. Consider intelligence and manners first, without which any lady can make a good wife
how many of them are available bro, u meet a gal now,and she I billing u already,without u even knowing her name..its so terrible now on social media,u can't even have a friendly innocent chat with a gal,without the fear of her demanding for financial favours
Romance › Re: My First Date In 2020: A Lady Paid Our Bill by LINTUNE(m): 9:31pm On Jan 04, 2020
MedicH:
1 out of 1 million.
grin..bro u mean
Romance › Re: My First Date In 2020: A Lady Paid Our Bill by LINTUNE(m): 9:30pm On Jan 04, 2020
kunkelhanspeter:
Dat what I am trying to find tired of all dis 24 below
dude have dated older gals,like too,bro their level of thinking differs,trust me,they're not up to 26 years...they are so matured in the matter of sex and finance,u can imagine when u are with ur gal,and she is the one to start up sex, imagine that every time ur gals visits u,she must bring something for u,no matter how small...when u take her out,she really appreciates it.see for some women,the older they become,the wiser they are .
Romance › Re: My First Date In 2020: A Lady Paid Our Bill by LINTUNE(m): 9:26pm On Jan 04, 2020
Hisduchess:
God please bless this lady.for the first time this guy is saying something a bit good about Nigerian women. The truth is that some men too are leeches.you would have come here to shout yen yen yen if that lady hadn't paid.

N:B JUST KNOW THAT SOME LADIES ARE REAL BOSS LADIES.THEY'VE GOT CLASS AND ARE READY TO FEED THEMSELVES AND ALSO FEED ANY LEECH WITHOUT COMING TO NAIRALAND TO SHOUT YEN YEN YEN. CHANGE YOUR CIRCLE AND STOP BADMOUTHING NIGERIAN WOMEN.WE ALL AIN'T ON THE SAME LEVEL OF SHII. THANKIO
how many of them are available in this country,madam .maybe only 2 out of 10, why can't u gals accept the truth,can u afford to spend over 10k in ur first date with a guy,be frank..she is a rare gem,the type we mean need right now,everything is not about pretty face and big ass..stop talking like this is very common among u ladies,as a matter of fact,it is extremely rare OK. tongue
Romance › Re: My First Date In 2020: A Lady Paid Our Bill by LINTUNE(m): 9:20pm On Jan 04, 2020
pickatyou:
Nigerian girls are something else but bro you are lucky. Here is my experience with a girl I met and took outing within 24 hours, me I can't shout I rebuked her ASAP
lol cheesy
Romance › Re: My First Date In 2020: A Lady Paid Our Bill by LINTUNE(m): 9:16pm On Jan 04, 2020
milemimi93:
My First Date In 2020. What A Nigerian Lady Did.

What happened yesterday left me in shock.
I least expected it. Not from a Nigerian lady.

Yesterday I went to visit a lady in her state. Arriving her state, I told her I've dropped.
She texted me to go to an eatery and wait for her. I didn't want to spend much on her so I asked for an average eatery bought a drink and waited for her.
She came and told me she didn't like the place that it was crowded. She took me to one bigger eatery within there. Just as I entered the eatery I said to my self "I ain't spending more than 5k here". We sat and she called the waiter and asked me to make my order I told her to make first. She ordered for food and drinks for herself. I later ordered for mine. What I ordered outweigh hers in price because I said to myself "I can't spend less on me and more on a leech".

After eating we sat down to gist. Along the line I felt pressed and I went to the gent. Came back gist and it was time to go. I went to the waiter asked her how much the bill is. She said 11,600. I pulled out my purse to get my card I heard the waiter said "She has paid". I asked "She? who?" She said "the lady you followed paid". I was shocked and felt ashamed.

Since I was born, this is the first time a Nigerian girl has ever spent on me.
why u too de lie like this grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Identifies 35 US Targets For Retaliatory Strikes After Soleimani's Death by LINTUNE(m): 8:44pm On Jan 04, 2020
healthserve:
My grand father fought in World War 2 under the prestigious British navy along side the allies. My mother was donated by the village during the Nigerian civil war when every village in the locality were required to donate the first child for communal use. My uncle pertook in Nigerian wars as a soldier. On my father's side we're men of war and are familiar with war. Yes. War is instrumental in maintaining peace. Peace without defending it is hardly sustained. So war has good long term. Consequences. Putting aggressors in their place. Oh I've had persons died in my arms. From gunshots. And know what blood death meams angry


Fvck Iran
the facelessman ,is that u grin
Education › Re: Which Of These Do You Fear Most As A Student? by LINTUNE(m): 5:03pm On Jan 04, 2020
payperpost:
E series is worst

when you pass all with E grades .lol
sometimes f can be better.
Education › Re: Which Of These Do You Fear Most As A Student? by LINTUNE(m): 5:01pm On Jan 04, 2020
micronut:
OK. Let's look back at those days as an undergraduate. Which of these sentences or Lecturer's remarks scares you most?

1. Morning class, tear a sheet of paper, Test!
2. Get out of my class!
3. Answer all questions!
4. Give me your Matric No or ID card!
5. Your test is next week!
6. Result has been pasted

©Elu
6 embarassed

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