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Romance › Re: How Long Should A Normal Sex Last? by LINTUNE(m): 4:59pm On Feb 11, 2020
Beckysexy:
A normal sex should be between 1 to 2 hours
My perspective tho.
I'm sure u won't like that, I'm talking from experience OK ..
Education › Re: FCMB Bank In Search Of Dele, Girl Who Used ATM Light To Write Her Assignment by LINTUNE(m): 3:58pm On Feb 11, 2020
Joystark:
God forbid
grin wink
Education › Re: FCMB Bank In Search Of Dele, Girl Who Used ATM Light To Write Her Assignment by LINTUNE(m): 1:38pm On Feb 11, 2020
Joystark:
Lol...
A man after my own heart o
grin. Dont tell me has banged u
Education › Re: FCMB Bank In Search Of Dele, Girl Who Used ATM Light To Write Her Assignment by LINTUNE(m): 10:14am On Feb 11, 2020
Joystark:
Saw he upgraded his concubine to final year grin
its a well known fact in school
Education › Re: FCMB Bank In Search Of Dele, Girl Who Used ATM Light To Write Her Assignment by LINTUNE(m): 6:45am On Feb 11, 2020
Joystark:
How's that place now?
Ikinda dry now, the current VC has destroyed the school angry
Education › Re: FCMB Bank In Search Of Dele, Girl Who Used ATM Light To Write Her Assignment by LINTUNE(m): 8:42am On Feb 10, 2020
Joystark:
Awww...
So touching.


Reminds me of those days we dey use street light dey read for Umudike unto night class. cry
grin..im in my 500l there, I can relate to this, so well..
Romance › Re: Val's Day: Ladies, Help A Guy With Low Cost, Tasteful Ideas by LINTUNE(m): 8:34pm On Feb 09, 2020
pocohantas:
I like cakes, but most times- I buy them on my own. I like them that much. Sometimes I get as gifts too, irrespective of the season.

The kitchen is my favourite place in a house, so I LOVE KITCHEN WARES. Buy me a cute non-stick pot and I will fall in love.

I HATE CASH gifts. Very unmemorable.

Practical lasting gifts are memorable. Fashion items can suffice, if she is a fashion person. I am not, I only buy when the need arises and 90% are work clothes/shoes.

Anyway, depends on your budget and the lady in question. Wristwatches, perfumes, clothes, phones, knacks, flowers, dinner date, boat cruise..etc.

A friend once told me they were doing gift exchange at his office. He picked a lady and was fcking confused on what to buy as he was on a budget. I told him to get her a HAIR (HAND) DRYER. Mehn! You don't wanna see the message he sent to me at COB. It cost N6800, but the lady was the stargirl of the event. Lmao.

Is all this one because of Valentine? Thank God say na working day. Make I face my work. grin
hmm..I thought u will prefer a Love Machine grin..*runs away* tongue
Crime › Re: Wife Batters Husband Over Inability To Impregnate Her by LINTUNE(m): 4:17pm On Feb 07, 2020
AshiraWealthy:
Kikikikikiiii...now the bush meat is hunting the hunter. grin
u are laughing now, if its the other way round,u gals will be lamenting,anyways I thank God such pussy men are rare, if u like try it with an average naija guy grin
Crime › Re: Wife Batters Husband Over Inability To Impregnate Her by LINTUNE(m): 4:15pm On Feb 07, 2020
What a pussy man, lol I can't imagine a woman raising her hands on me, its not even possible, my physique alone will scare such women,eventually if such happens ,lord knows I'll beat the living day light out of her.. angry
Sports › Re: Georgina Rodriguez Gifts Ronaldo Mercedes BRABUS Of N242m On His 35th Birthday by LINTUNE(m): 9:32am On Feb 07, 2020
drightguy:
The circle of the rich.
deep shocked
Romance › Re: Why Do People Think I Am A Prostitute? by LINTUNE(m): 7:57am On Feb 02, 2020
xcabczyxabczzzz:
Ofcourse it matters, we live in a selfish world and people actually judge a book by its cover. Use that to your advantage.
exactly
Romance › Re: Why Do People Think I Am A Prostitute? by LINTUNE(m):
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, why do people think I’m a prostitute upon seeing me when I make an honest living?[/color]
no matter how u gals pretend to be liberal in ur dressings, it actually affects how u are addressed, leave all those story about inner beauty or heart, ur physical appearance matters a lot tongue.
Romance › Re: Man Dies In Onitsha Hotel While Having Sex With Lady Friend by LINTUNE(m): 2:41pm On Feb 01, 2020
Godsonkemz:
4 rounds...huh My brother If you're not exaggerating, you really wanted to meet your ancestors that day. This babe doesn't like you.
Jus two rounds or three rounds. Any additional round is an invitation to heart failure or slumping.
grin..common have done 5 rounds before..the secret is that, u don't have to use too much strength during sex,just do it the normal way,u work ,she works too..it is when u put in too much energy during sex that it becomes dangerous..guys please do more of love making and not sex, them no de give award for best sexer o
Family › Re: A Friend Wants Me To Lend Him Money. I Told Him To Fill A Form. Am I Wrong? by LINTUNE(m): 3:10pm On Jan 23, 2020
Divinelady:
. How is he a bad friend? Cos he wants to help a friend who is in need?
cos he can't advise his friend,..tell me ,can u borrow ur brother such amount of money,to pay his gf school fees,knowing fully well what that money can do to ur broke brother's life angry
Crime › Re: Jos Boy Killed By Boko Haram by LINTUNE(m): 8:17am On Jan 23, 2020
bigiyaro:
I just tire, if na only northeast school dey, let me be an illiterate instead. nor b when persin dey alive him go go school?
not just north east..the whole of the north..I mean it..I will never go there ..not even abuja
Crime › Re: Girl Harass Course Mate Who Told His Friends About Their Intimate Affair by LINTUNE(m): 7:53am On Jan 23, 2020
If na me eh..the kind slap I go woze the bae,no br person go tell am.
Celebrities › Re: Okada Man Admires Destiny Etiko's Backside On Set by LINTUNE(m): 7:31pm On Jan 22, 2020
MrDarmmhe:
This nah ur oga
you set..does this look sexy to u..can u compare this eye sore to the other sexy shape huh
Romance › Re: Isa Sulaiman & Janine Sanchez: 'I No Fit Love Any Nigerian Woman Again' by LINTUNE(m): 12:06pm On Jan 22, 2020
DaddySoftapple:
He is lucky though.

He has escape ladies like Pocohantas and makydebbie

Based on the order of the Peaky blinders.
pocohantas most especially grin
Romance › Re: What's The Most Stupid Reason Someone Ever Gave You As An Excuse Not To Date by LINTUNE(m): 4:08pm On Jan 21, 2020
victorian:
Its a healing process talking about it .

No need castigating her . You dont have to read her story, just skip and says yours.

Simple.
scrolling pass a comment can be stressful a times angry
Family › Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by LINTUNE(m): 6:48am On Jan 21, 2020
Adebowalay:
I like ds guy but he no wan look my side kind of jealousy speech in play...lintun this one dey shoot her shot
no
Family › Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by LINTUNE(m): 7:52am On Jan 19, 2020
Arkmanbuddy:
It seems she knows what you don't. Pester her well, she'll talk.
huh
Family › Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by LINTUNE(m): 7:51am On Jan 19, 2020
Adebowalay:
I like ds guy but he no wan look my side kind of jealousy speech in play...lintun this one dey shoot her shot
grin.. I know...dont mind her
Family › Re: If You Were To Marry Again, Would You Marry Your Current Spouse? by LINTUNE(m): 6:04pm On Jan 17, 2020
pocohantas:
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Nonsense. People just said good things about the males in their family, you called them hypocritical and you are here again complaining about me? Can you see why I said you suffer chronic confusion? Get checked for that first, you insatiable creature.
Bleep off!...dont mention me again angry
Family › Re: If You Were To Marry Again, Would You Marry Your Current Spouse? by LINTUNE(m): 5:35pm On Jan 17, 2020
Vyolet:
If the women that brag about their husbands are hypocritical, what about men that brag about their wives? Are they also saying it to pepper single guy's?

I don't understand why you guys can't just be happy for others and move on with your lives.
..very myopic of u...try and understand what's going on on social media before countering my comment...most ppl especially women post about their martial to either taunt the singles or couples with issues or to discourage the same set of ppl from getting married tongue
Family › Re: If You Were To Marry Again, Would You Marry Your Current Spouse? by LINTUNE(m): 5:28pm On Jan 17, 2020
pocohantas:
Women that brag about their men are being hypocritical.

Women that complain of their men are manhating feminist that need love from the same men that shouldn't be bragged about.

There is something very wrong with you and your kind. Confused entities.
i guess the males in ur family are from a different species....must u post everything on social media ...must u try and taunt ppl with ut happiness,or give ppl false hope with ur problems on social media?.instead of seeing my point,u are just blinded by ur usual sexist perspective..grow up gal...u talk like u dont have male in ur family,or u dont relate with males undecided
Properties › Re: Nigerian Cooking Makes House Smell: London Landlord Denies Gambian Accommodation by LINTUNE(m): 4:54pm On Jan 16, 2020
Family › Re: If You Were To Marry Again, Would You Marry Your Current Spouse? by LINTUNE(m): 4:29pm On Jan 16, 2020
Vyolet:
Your post is contradictory, I wish I know what side of the fence you belong. huh
try and understand his comment , most women that brag about their men on social are just being hypocritical. I can attest to this, they just do it to suppress single ladies..
Family › Re: If You Were To Marry Again, Would You Marry Your Current Spouse? by LINTUNE(m): 4:16pm On Jan 16, 2020
YorubaLord:
@Bolded. Those guys ONLY exist in Jupiter. grin
grin
Romance › Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Sexual Experience You Have Ever Had? by LINTUNE(m): 7:56am On Jan 10, 2020
the day I cummed within a minute, ...it has never happened to me before,I felt so bad for 2days,had to avoid the babe for a while, thankfully she knew something was wrong cos I do last more than 15 minutes at least..men that experience can drive one into depression o,for real.
Romance › Re: She Is Nice And Lovely BUT by LINTUNE(m): 7:46am On Jan 10, 2020
Thegeneralqueen:
When you date an immature guy this is what you get huh
common ,we all have our specs, love doesn't cover everything,the same way u luke tall dark men,is the same way I love thick fair women ,so why this shitty comment .
Romance › Re: Man Gets His ‘ultimate Revenge’ On A Girl Dating Him For Free Things by LINTUNE(m): 7:28am On Jan 10, 2020
noCAP:
this is 2020, bitch! go get a job!
no mind that jobless being,waiting for a man to elevate her from poverty,make she no for hustle,las las na widower go ask for her hand in marriage ,cos young men don wiseup

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