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Romance › Re: Do I Break Up With Him? by LINTUNE(m): 8:04pm On Jan 09, 2020
funmisticqueen:
Aunty, this is textbook fuckboy behavior, please do the needful and dump him.

But aunty, you are addicted to the hypergamous lifestyle.
lord knows how much I dislike u ..pukes!
Romance › Re: Do I Break Up With Him? by LINTUNE(m): 8:02pm On Jan 09, 2020
Fareee123:
I'm not leaving him again bro,I've just been unhappy with the new development
just listen to yourself,can u understand how stupid u sound right now
Romance › Re: Do I Break Up With Him? by LINTUNE(m): 7:58pm On Jan 09, 2020
Davash222:
Women are something else.
What do women want? How do you expect him to make all those monies he spent on you if he’s not busyhuh
You enjoyed all these cos he’s a busy man and hardworking. Go and date a broke man if you need maximum attention!!!
don't mind the fool,so selfish I'm sure the only thing she offers that young man is her pussy..very greedy thing, she wants money yet she is still seeking attention,thunder fire here there..rubbish!
Celebrities › Re: Trod, Dagrin's Brother, Begs Olamide To Pick His Call by LINTUNE(m): 9:42pm On Jan 08, 2020
[quote author= post=85626097]From all of us @[/color] : RIP DAGRIN, We will always miss you.


[color=#990000]Reminiscent time......

One of our favourite.... feat Omawunmi....

Everytime i wake,i go first praise the LORD
Na HIM make me rest,na HIM dey wake me LORD
All the good things wey you do for me,am happy LORD
Wetin I go do,Baba na to thank you LORD
{THANK GOD(WE THANK GOD) X7}

Verse 1:
Hey,omoba fe ki
Now o ma je paki but o ti d'eyan pataki(pataki)
E ri bi life mi se change
Mo d'eyan to fi #1,000 ra blade ti o duro gba change
E mi l'omo to ti ro pe ko le s'orire
Mo woju olorun ki ni mo ri,mo r'ire
E mi leni t'awon araye to ti Console
E mi naa re leni,ti mo n fi owo Control

Eyin eeyan se ri pe Olorun tobi
Olorun to wo shushu,olohun to se ti Mikel Obi
Same Olohun yii naa lo se ti Okoya
Olorun joo gb'eni wa , joo ma je k'awo faya
Ti ba fe wonu yara yin tele,E ma ni pe duro na
Mo n j'amala ni sin,Mo tigbe tuwo le'na
Omo'lohun ni mi,mo n'trip fun Esu
T'Esu ba ni package men,O ma ri'yanu JESU

Chorus.

Verse 2:
Mo ti j'iya ri
Yes, mo ti jale ri
Die loku,eyin somori,mi ba ti pa'yan ri
Igba ti mo n kiri
O le hustle to mi
Bere lowo moomi mi
Nisin,olohun ti yo mi
Mo n korin yi to let you know how am feeling
Mo ti se Brickila,mo ba won ko'yepe filling
n'ma n dupe l'ojo ti ba ri Garri mu
Agaga ojo ti ba ri eja dindin gba mu
To ba ri mi tele,wa poshe wa ni shio
Mo dupe lowo Olohun,nisin level mi ti pure
Eni to ba mo nkan ti mo n so to ti suffer
To ba fe dupe lowo Olohun,O ma pariwo bi Woofer
Everytime mo b'olohun soro,ko so nkan kan
But ni heaven,mo mo pe o n plan nkan kan
Mo n dupe wipe mi ti d'eni iyepe
E ba mi ji Tolulope ko wa ba mi sope............

***************** ********************** *****************
Yeah.
Lala. Da grin.
Aint nothing change
It's Certain Records baby
I know you heard a lot about the bootie call
But right now awon boys bring the bootie hardcore
Dr Frabs insane on this one
Ladies, catch me if ya'll can
It's Certain Records baby

[Da grin]
Omo mo like bootie yen gan men, mofe fi she office
To ba ro iro meefa mo shi ma notice
Shey iru wa ninu obe e ni?, to ba mo bi mo she ko e je
To ba je mo ni bootie ni, mo ma sin e je
Sho fi jo mummy ni abi ti mummy na …mmm
They know I love the bootie, so they call me ekun
I've seen a lot of bootie but ti e yato
To ba dele mi, moma fi e pa tan
Ko need ka jo negotiate kin to wole penetrate
But iye tin ma fun e, mo mo poo ma appreciate
Omo ele kinni to yi e o po, opo
Shey ko le jabo, o sure poo so po, so po?
O mo kan to wonder mi, ki lo shake ni be?
Kini awon boys rush fun, ki lo fe take nibe?
Moti sample kini yi, ko si ikan ti mo le fi we

Mi mind to ba de mu mi lo ile, as take-away!

Baby girl the thing wey I love for your body na your idi nla
The way you dey fling am, omo aya min ja............


******************* ******************** *******************
Then the one with Ruggedy Baba, with the line 'Omo IGBO to so YORUBA bi nkan mi' is another fav!

RIP CEO![/quote]did we tell u to sing DA grins song for us grin[quote author= post=85626097]From all of us @[/color] : RIP DAGRIN, We will always miss you.


[color=#990000]Reminiscent time......

One of our favourite.... feat Omawunmi....

Everytime i wake,i go first praise the LORD
Na HIM make me rest,na HIM dey wake me LORD
All the good things wey you do for me,am happy LORD
Wetin I go do,Baba na to thank you LORD
{THANK GOD(WE THANK GOD) X7}

Verse 1:
Hey,omoba fe ki
Now o ma je paki but o ti d'eyan pataki(pataki)
E ri bi life mi se change
Mo d'eyan to fi #1,000 ra blade ti o duro gba change
E mi l'omo to ti ro pe ko le s'orire
Mo woju olorun ki ni mo ri,mo r'ire
E mi leni t'awon araye to ti Console
E mi naa re leni,ti mo n fi owo Control

Eyin eeyan se ri pe Olorun tobi
Olorun to wo shushu,olohun to se ti Mikel Obi
Same Olohun yii naa lo se ti Okoya
Olorun joo gb'eni wa , joo ma je k'awo faya
Ti ba fe wonu yara yin tele,E ma ni pe duro na
Mo n j'amala ni sin,Mo tigbe tuwo le'na
Omo'lohun ni mi,mo n'trip fun Esu
T'Esu ba ni package men,O ma ri'yanu JESU

Chorus.

Verse 2:
Mo ti j'iya ri
Yes, mo ti jale ri
Die loku,eyin somori,mi ba ti pa'yan ri
Igba ti mo n kiri
O le hustle to mi
Bere lowo moomi mi
Nisin,olohun ti yo mi
Mo n korin yi to let you know how am feeling
Mo ti se Brickila,mo ba won ko'yepe filling
n'ma n dupe l'ojo ti ba ri Garri mu
Agaga ojo ti ba ri eja dindin gba mu
To ba ri mi tele,wa poshe wa ni shio
Mo dupe lowo Olohun,nisin level mi ti pure
Eni to ba mo nkan ti mo n so to ti suffer
To ba fe dupe lowo Olohun,O ma pariwo bi Woofer
Everytime mo b'olohun soro,ko so nkan kan
But ni heaven,mo mo pe o n plan nkan kan
Mo n dupe wipe mi ti d'eni iyepe
E ba mi ji Tolulope ko wa ba mi sope............

***************** ********************** *****************
Yeah.
Lala. Da grin.
Aint nothing change
It's Certain Records baby
I know you heard a lot about the bootie call
But right now awon boys bring the bootie hardcore
Dr Frabs insane on this one
Ladies, catch me if ya'll can
It's Certain Records baby

[Da grin]
Omo mo like bootie yen gan men, mofe fi she office
To ba ro iro meefa mo shi ma notice
Shey iru wa ninu obe e ni?, to ba mo bi mo she ko e je
To ba je mo ni bootie ni, mo ma sin e je
Sho fi jo mummy ni abi ti mummy na …mmm
They know I love the bootie, so they call me ekun
I've seen a lot of bootie but ti e yato
To ba dele mi, moma fi e pa tan
Ko need ka jo negotiate kin to wole penetrate
But iye tin ma fun e, mo mo poo ma appreciate
Omo ele kinni to yi e o po, opo
Shey ko le jabo, o sure poo so po, so po?
O mo kan to wonder mi, ki lo shake ni be?
Kini awon boys rush fun, ki lo fe take nibe?
Moti sample kini yi, ko si ikan ti mo le fi we

Mi mind to ba de mu mi lo ile, as take-away!

Baby girl the thing wey I love for your body na your idi nla
The way you dey fling am, omo aya min ja............


******************* ******************** *******************
Then the one with Ruggedy Baba, with the line 'Omo IGBO to so YORUBA bi nkan mi' is another fav!

RIP CEO![/quote]did we tell u to sing DA grins song for us
Romance › Re: Lady Sends 100k To Her Broke Boyfriend by LINTUNE(m): 2:27pm On Jan 08, 2020
Octopusssy:
If you fvck boys use Google for other things asides stalking women and trolling online, you will know the actual meaning of my username.
why u calling me a Bleep boy now
Romance › Re: Lady Sends 100k To Her Broke Boyfriend by LINTUNE(m): 8:39am On Jan 08, 2020
Octopusssy:
Never. I am yet to intimately meet any man deserving this kind of favour. Too many _fuck boys, too few husband materials.
with your monicker,how do u expect a real man to come ur way grin[
Romance › Re: Finally Met NwaAmaikpe THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL NAIRALANDER OF THE DECADE!!! by LINTUNE(m): 8:15am On Jan 08, 2020
grin we all know that nwamaikpe is not interested in pussies ,he is an advocate for masturbation,a typical "Handerson" man..so I don't think u can ever meet him..but I must confess that I love his eloquence and flawlessness in writing,shows how intellectual he is..
Family › Re: I Destroyed My Sister Relationship With Her Fiancé And She Lost Her Job by LINTUNE(m): 7:53am On Jan 08, 2020
Ifyjos:
Yes my guy is a good guy because he didn't abandoned me when I was pregnant until now he still here with me, he respect me and take care of me and our daughter. He didnt had any bad intention towards my sister but the insults were too much for him to bear . As human we sometimes makes mistakes which we later regret.
quote author=ireneidiva post=85587264]
You said your guy is a good guy. This is what good guys do? Good guys impregnate 15 year olds? Good guys frame people up?
u must be very stupid,idiot..well obviously ur story is fake,but if this story is true,death awaits u and ur man,even the bible says "suffereth not a witch to live"..mark my words
Family › Re: I Destroyed My Sister Relationship With Her Fiancé And She Lost Her Job by LINTUNE(m): 7:50am On Jan 08, 2020
sholay2011:
You slapped your own sister because of your 'boyfriend/husband'? shocked shocked

Then, went further to scatter her relationship/marriage? shocked

After all she did for your child (school fees when your husband can't perform his duty to provide etc.)? shocked

Sister, you are wickedness wrapped in human form. Isaiah 48:22 is for you: "There is NO peace, says the Lord, for the wicked". You'd better repent and find a way to confess your sins because you will surely reap in multiples the seeds you've sown.

Fear human beings...! 'You were happy seeing your sister like that- lose her man, her job, depressed because she insulted "your guy".
Ode, oponu...mumu of the highest order...God will visit judgment on you and that guy that plugged straw on your brain to sip out all the grey matter.

The story even sounds too bad to be true. grin
obviously a fake story ..even a witch can't do such..believe this story at ur own peril
Crime › Re: Youths Prevent The Kidnap Of A Businessman In Port-Harcourt (Photos) by LINTUNE(m): 11:13pm On Jan 06, 2020
MurderEnglish:
sorry sir for loosing very important documents to your life. I will not insult old pipo. Where did your humrus sense go undecided
lol..humurus sense indeed
Romance › Re: What Do You Dislike On A First Date? by LINTUNE(m): 10:16pm On Jan 06, 2020
Knowing if u are considerate in ur order in the menu ..some gals will want u to spend ur salary on them,that's very bad and selfish..me I'll tell u to pick what ever u want,then I observe u angry
Politics › Re: Iran: Shi’ites, Others Protest In FCT, Burn US Flag, Block Highway by LINTUNE(m): 10:04pm On Jan 06, 2020
Magnumproperty:
wetin concern Mikel Obi with World Best Player naaa?
guy u mean o grin
Celebrities › Re: Omashola Kola Oburoh And His Son, Milan Play Together (Photos) by LINTUNE(m): 10:00pm On Jan 06, 2020
IAmStrange:
Is it not clear now to the wise the perversiveness and iniquities that this present civilization condones?

is it not clear how the people of these times have miserably drifted away from the path of righteousness and virtuousness?

is it not clear now that in this civilization, the bad are celebrated and the good are criticized? the morally perverted are respected and the virtuous are looked down upon?

Marriage is now avoided and not given due attention and illegitimate children are becoming the order of the day?

this present civilization has many elements of 'calamities' in it.

There's no way we will not be bringing it down. We must bring down this civilization and create a new one.

And that's why we need Imes, the end of these days of unrighteousness and the beginning of better and promising days.

Imes, we await your coming grin
grin..taught u wanted to preach the gospel,which one is ime again,are u sick huh
Romance › Re: What's The Most Stupid Reason Someone Ever Gave You As An Excuse Not To Date by LINTUNE(m): 9:58pm On Jan 06, 2020
mitakemi2427:
Guy u harsh o
huh
Romance › Re: As A Lady, Mention 3 Things Your Man Can Benefit From Dating You? by LINTUNE(m): 7:37pm On Jan 06, 2020
Jeweltz:
I don't really need his money. I get my own things going on

I'm way smarter than he can imagined and I can help him with ideas

Well, he'd be happy he has gotten himself a beautiful woman to stand by him
sexy u...but u forgot to mention kpekus na,its very important for our blood undecided
Romance › Re: After 4years Of Tryin She Finally Says Yes. But This Happens! by LINTUNE(m): 7:17pm On Jan 06, 2020
czarina:
So, you're trying to recoup everything you spent with the sex, right?

You still lost! Or aren't you both going to "enjoy" it? Unless you plan on forcing your way though.


Give her ha card tomorrow again. cheesy


You lot will think you're smart by claiming that you "forked" as compensation for the expense.

You seem to always forget that both sides "enjoy" the romp.

Una logic ehn...
thank God u know tongue
Romance › Re: After 4years Of Tryin She Finally Says Yes. But This Happens! by LINTUNE(m): 7:16pm On Jan 06, 2020
ubunja:
he doesn't realise his chance is gone. Blue Pill men tho... Lol.
grin
Romance › Re: After 4years Of Tryin She Finally Says Yes. But This Happens! by LINTUNE(m): 7:13pm On Jan 06, 2020
Ekeletu:
I later sent d cad. She hasn't called me or chat me up since then. My plan is to Bleep her and dump her.
lmao gal that has dumped ur sorry ass already, guy u fall my hand,I swear,upon how ubunja de try liberate pussy men from slavery..smh cheesy
Romance › Re: After 4years Of Tryin She Finally Says Yes. But This Happens! by LINTUNE(m): 7:09pm On Jan 06, 2020
Lol grin cheesy grin cheesy..guy u foolish I swear,how can a fellow be this raft..well I'm certain that this is a joke grin
Romance › Re: After 4years Of Tryin She Finally Says Yes. But This Happens! by LINTUNE(m): 7:09pm On Jan 06, 2020
czarina:
Send her ha card nau cry
smh angry
Romance › Re: What's The Most Stupid Reason Someone Ever Gave You As An Excuse Not To Date by LINTUNE(m): 12:05pm On Jan 06, 2020
IyaTola:
I remember when my Ex ended the relationship with me, I was so devastated. I got so much heartbroken, I felt so much betrayed when he hooked up with a new girl immediately, I felt so used, I hated love, I swore never to love again, I fell sick, I skipped eating food for some good days, I reduced in my size, I felt like I wasn't fitting in my friends who were a couple, and I asked myself a lot of questions like, why does it have to be me being heartbroken all the time, why quitting me, why forgetting all what we had gone through in just minutes, why not applying the lessons I had learnt in the past breakups I had experienced and many other related questions. .
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But one morning when I rose up from a sleepless, thoughtful and a tearful night, I asked myself why I was hurting, crying and skipping food for the past days. I realized that there was nothing so big to worry and cry for. He was a just a stranger that I met and he made me develop love feelings and then he had to leave. I had not lost my son, not a brother and not a relative. Just "some guy." I was suffering for nothing.
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It looked like it was my loss at that jiffy but in real sense it was hes. He had lost someone who truly loved him that he will never find again. . Since then I realized that spending all my time thinking about him, reminiscing about the happy moments we had shared, the future plans we had set, and being miserable was a waste of my precious time. I had to stop my tears and my thoughts and came back to my normal senses. I then diverted that time and my attention to other productive things like my family, my dreams, my school, and my portraits. .
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That's where my healing process started from. I realized that he was just a page in my book of life. Meaning I only needed the courage to close it and open a new one. It wasn’t easy for me. It took me some time but I made. At first when I used to look at his status, photos and online flirting with his new girl it would hurt me deeply but after a month they could do nothing to me. I could find them in my news feed and don't feel anything at all.
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Yeah, it’s never easy to get over someone you truly loved so much but once you do it. It’s the best decision ever. Never think that you will never heal from that break up. You will. It’s just a matter of time, courage and effort. Never think you won’t love again. You will when the right time comes and you will be the happiest person ever!
so why this article ..why cant u just answer the OP's question without telling us ur biography
Romance › Re: What's The Most Stupid Reason Someone Ever Gave You As An Excuse Not To Date by LINTUNE(m): 12:02pm On Jan 06, 2020
Pascopele:
That I can't satisfy her on bed I ask how she said I don't last up to 45mins on top of her..I ask her how many hours is flight from Owerri to Abuja she said 45mins I say to her Ur wicked she left.
lol cheesy
Romance › Re: What's The Most Stupid Reason Someone Ever Gave You As An Excuse Not To Date by LINTUNE(m): 12:01pm On Jan 06, 2020
"They" said I look like a player undecided
Romance › Re: Show Us Your Pick Up Lines. by LINTUNE(m): 11:44am On Jan 06, 2020
Tttwwwuuu...eh..hwfar na,i de gbadyn ur way,gimme ya control I got halla u later undecided
Phones › Re: How Data Price War Hurts Telecoms Service Quality by LINTUNE(m): 10:29am On Jan 06, 2020
Marvieduke:
Sincerely MTN is provoking me at the moment.
very annoying
Education › Re: Please I Need Help In Solving This Quantitative Reasoning For Primary 6 by LINTUNE(m): 9:34am On Jan 06, 2020
Muhylonaire:
Gurus dey Nairaland o... Make I dey observe jeje
lol for pry 6 assignment?
Romance › Re: Lady Buys 5k Wristwatch For Boyfriend As Birthday Gift, Laments As He Rejects It by LINTUNE(m): 9:23am On Jan 06, 2020
AFONJAPIG:
Was he expecting 4Matic Benz huh Anyway the watch is fake and ugly how do u buy this aboki watch 5k , if it were me , I will also refuse to take it but in more modest way... Baby thank you for the watch but it seems the watch will feat more good in your dady's wrist... Shikina. If u take 2k buy him catfish and 1k for 5 bottles of chilled 33 lager beer for both, he will never forget it in his life till his Jesus come at least u have 2k for change... Men prefer food than gift,
God bless u for this
Romance › Re: Lady Buys 5k Wristwatch For Boyfriend As Birthday Gift, Laments As He Rejects It by LINTUNE(m): 9:20am On Jan 06, 2020
chukwuibuipob:
weda it is fake,Hawuza/Aba made,appreciate a little thing. Just say THANK U dear. .Accept it/later talk ova it.Some pipu can't ne satisfied no mata what u giv dem
what if I have invested so much money on her,what if I bought something worth over 100k for her on her bday,and on my own bday she is buying this trash..sometimes u gals are so selfish ,it makes me puke! angry
Romance › Re: Lady Buys 5k Wristwatch For Boyfriend As Birthday Gift, Laments As He Rejects It by LINTUNE(m): 9:16am On Jan 06, 2020
Jodha:
It doesn't matter....she made an effort...the least he could do ...is to wear the watch till it fades...
lol..I hardly wear watches,u know why..I hate inferior things with passion,with 5k one can get a good watch ,but that watch is obviously mall am watch na,not more Than 500..same way u can't afford to wear smelly inferior wig,I the same way some guys will never mallam watch..
Romance › Re: 13-Year-Old Boy Woos Lady On Facebook, She Laments, Blames Mark Zuckerberg by LINTUNE(m): 8:38pm On Jan 05, 2020
Who else noticed that she didn't scold the boy,perhaps she thinks that the boy is from a very rich family ,I can bet it,that she hasn't even blocked the guy..I'm very sure will consider that boy,no be naija gals again undecided
Romance › Re: 13-Year-Old Boy Woos Lady On Facebook, She Laments, Blames Mark Zuckerberg by LINTUNE(m): 8:34pm On Jan 05, 2020
Kizzygentle:
Who wants to bet the lady will finally give in to d boy and manipulate him in getting gifts and possibly money from his dad after he told her he got d phone from his dad abroad.
God ,u just spoke my mind
Family › Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by LINTUNE(m): 8:19pm On Jan 05, 2020
Jewessgratitude:
Nope. I dont do fair guys. tongue
grin..good...peace be still

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