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RomanceRe: Guys, Would You Cry If A Lady Breaks Your Heart? by Lisaflex(f): 6:24pm On Jan 05, 2015
MyParadise:
He could be saying the truth. Many do not cry rather they go smoking or drinking?
I'm not disputing wot he said o...Lyk i said,jes hailing him
RomanceRe: Guys, Would You Cry If A Lady Breaks Your Heart? by Lisaflex(f): 6:14pm On Jan 05, 2015
MyParadise:
Lady! Which one be Rambo? The guy talk im mind na
Hez forming Rambo na...I jes say mk i hail am grin
RomanceRe: Guys, Would You Cry If A Lady Breaks Your Heart? by Lisaflex(f): 6:05pm On Jan 05, 2015
Tymax:
Lol. Cry for babe? Why? Highest na to vex or maybe be moody... But to cry?

Why? Is it not babe again? Have they finished in the world?
Rambo
RomanceRe: Why Do People Commit Suicide After Break-up? by Lisaflex(f): 4:50pm On Jan 05, 2015
D ans 2 ur question is already in ur write up..."low self esteem". If a person has self worth,d person would know dt his/ her lyf doesn't n shouldn't revolve around anoda person
CrimeRe: Man Dies After Woman Bites Off His Private Part In Edo by Lisaflex(f): 1:41pm On Jan 05, 2015
vizkiz:
Now i am scared of receiving Bjs from any chick i offended
Even wt d 1s u didn't offend,u rnt completely safe cos d person cld be epileptic n d seizure cld start at a very wrong tym grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Attend Your Ex Wedding? by Lisaflex(f): 10:11am On Jan 05, 2015
Depends on d following:
1)If i've gotten over him
2)If der's no bad blood b/w us
3)If I'm invited
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 8:21am On Jan 05, 2015
timmy2409:
My experience of the paranormal is a little weird. Since I was a child, I have loved to fall asleep with my hands in my boxers. It's weird, yes, but it's a habit that I cannot do without even until today. Anyway, so a few years ago, I went to visit this girl that I had been toasting for a while, and we ended up knocking boots on the first night.

At some point in the middle of the night after we had fallen asleep with the lights off, something in my subconscious startled me awake. Immediately I noticed was that my joystick was missing from its usual spot. Oboy, come see shout. I was so shocked I just began to scream "My joystick! Where's my joystick!!!". Na so the girl wake up tell me "Your hand is in my pant you ediot!"


PS: If anyone really believes they have experienced the supernatural, and have evidence of it, be aware that you can make a cool million dollars - cash! Courtesy of Randi.org since 1964.
Lol,dts a funny 1..do i take it dt u r one of d unbelievers? Lack of evidence doesn't necessarily mean dt smtn doesn't exist...keep ur mind open
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 8:11am On Jan 05, 2015
missdebs:
i went to heaven when i was four i thnk
Can u tel us more abt d experience?
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 8:04am On Jan 05, 2015
gatiano:
she might have been a witch, but she was not responsible for the torment, You are just a person with good sight, you may be able to see things as they really are if you concentrate. power of sight. and i may be wrong all together.
I can't really say sha...neva rily tot abt y i was d only 1 who kept seeing it
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 12:30am On Jan 05, 2015
nairalife2013:
God hav daan mercy. For my house? I for turn n fight if datz what would happen. Am not praying it should happen tho!
Lmao! if i hear say fear nor paralyse u...Dis one is not a physical fyt o! so 4get say u dey gym
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 12:23am On Jan 05, 2015
nairalife2013:
In the yuletide of '86, my dad drove us home. I like to cut bamboo to use as a barrel in making christmas gun. I went into a nearby forest to cut the stick. Behold as I was cutting, the stem became a human leg and blood splashed on my cloth! I screamed and took to my heels. No words can explain the fear n fright dat struct me. Till today I fear every tree, esp those in d bush!
My dad n uncle, awestruck, followed me to d spot when he saw d splash of blood on my cloth n on d matchet I used. D stem had returned to normal as we all arrived! But splashes of blood still adorned d base of d subject stem and a few nearby shrubs.

Many people were taken to confirm the site of the occurrence. Some elderly men later opened up the late owner of dat land was an evil man who imported a tabooed culture of nite, anti-feminine cult into the village and had several blood on his hands, both from those he fell by himself or by privy at home and in the distant lands he escaped from back home.

This world! I always weep for the ignorant and those who doubt the world hangs on nothing.
Blood of God!!! *faints*
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 12:13am On Jan 05, 2015
No10:
Nope. Except u want to knw what I see,feel and think whenever I kiss MaryJane. It's certainly paranormal,too. wink
lol! u can't be serious... if u r going 2 share dt wt us,we'll be nidin a pic as evidence dt wot u see,feel n fnk wen u kiss her is paranormal
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 11:50pm On Jan 04, 2015
nairalife2013:
I cant recall why I passed out nor whether I was scared. Funny thing is when ever I try to think and recall the true details of the encounter I ll start feeling tears building up in my eyes and it wont stop till it has blurred my vision and befuddled my relevant senses. I have learned not to worry about more details of the apparition.
I hav a feeling if I fast for many days in isolation I could summon the whole memory but am not gonna try that!
Hmmm,dts a scary 1
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 11:50pm On Jan 04, 2015
nairalife2013:
I cant recall why I passed out nor whether I was scared. Funny thing is when ever I try to think and recall the true details of the encounter I ll start feeling tears building up in my eyes and it wont stop till it has blurred my vision and befuddled my relevant senses. I have learned not to worry about more details of the apparition.
I hav a feeling if I fast for many days in isolation I could summon the whole memory but am not gonna try that!
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 11:49pm On Jan 04, 2015
MyParadise:
omo! This kind tin dey happen?
My dear anytn is possible o,dts y i try 2 kip an open mind...was scared 2 death d day i was told ds story
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 11:37pm On Jan 04, 2015
Here's another experience, not mine tho.It happened to a friend.... She went 2 bed alone bt woke up in d middle of d 9t 2 find dt sm1 else was in bed wt her, she was backing the person n was 2 scared to scream or turn around. She jes lay there frozen n stared at the wall in front of her...After smtym,she watched on d wall as a shadow got out of her bed(felt d weight on her bed reduce) n jes walked 2wrds d door n den vanished in2 thin air...D's was wen she started screaming
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 11:27pm On Jan 04, 2015
Ynsai:
I need to think
pls do,lukn 4ward 2 reading ur story
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 11:24pm On Jan 04, 2015
nairalife2013:
I usually feel a build up of tears when ever I speak about these things.

When I was six, playing in the courtyard all alone, I saw a being hovering above me in the hot afternoon sky. He was a man except that hos skin was extremely smooth and white like china porcelain plate. White as in the colour of snow. He came down slowly towards me. A flowing equally white garment covered him and his face, faintly seen, had what I could think was a smile. I passed out. I woke up in the hospital surrounded by my parents, siblings and neighbors. My parents and siblings alone believed me when I later told them what I saw.
wow! dt was such an experience... atleast u r lucky 2 have a family dt believed u..where u scared wen u saw him?
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 11:20pm On Jan 04, 2015
holatin:
only when am high on wet weeds or heavily ill
your own no follow na..we r interested in the ones you see wen you r sober n healthy tongue
Christianity EtcHave You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 10:42pm On Jan 04, 2015
A paranormal experience refers to an event that has defied scientific explanation or a supernatural event.
A lot of people may have had the chance to see things that others can't or couldn't see and have either kept it to themselves because they do not think that anyone would believe them or may have told someone/people who just scoffed at them and called them crazy.If you fall within this category,i want you to know that you are not alone and there are people who believe in the paranormal and are eager to listen to your story/stories.
Here's my story... Wen i was either 3 or 4yrs old, I started seeing millipedes that others couldn't see and it was so scary because they weren't just lying around but were always advancing towards me and trying to get on my body.I would cry and/or scream each time i saw them and would jump on the sofa or on any adult close by.It became so bad that i couldn't even sit down to eat,couldn't sleep or play anymore ,i preferred to be carried around by the adults and once a move was made to drop me on the floor,i would scream and cry lyk all hell had been let loose. At some point,I became so ill and lost a lot of weight .That was when my parents took me serious n decided to take me to the church.At the church, i would stop seeing the millipedes but the moment i get back home,i start seeing them again. As a result,i frequented and slept at the church for quite some time.Later on,our house help confessed to being a witch and being responsible for my torments after which she was sent away.After she left,i stopped seeing the millipedes and everything returned to normal.
So,what's your own story?
TravelRe: New Year Train Ride From Portharcourt To Enugu (Pics Inside) by Lisaflex(f): 12:21pm On Jan 04, 2015
davide470:
Lol. He's not my friend but at least he has more stories behind his name than your "fish smoking" friend.
Lmao! u tk style get bad mouth o...Doesn't it bother u if 99.9% of those stories r negative?
TravelRe: New Year Train Ride From Portharcourt To Enugu (Pics Inside) by Lisaflex(f): 12:10pm On Jan 04, 2015
davide470:
No idea. You tell me
Ur "kunu drinking" friend (Buhari) grin
TravelRe: New Year Train Ride From Portharcourt To Enugu (Pics Inside) by Lisaflex(f): 12:00pm On Jan 04, 2015
davide470:
Lol. Kindly cite an example.
Guess
TravelRe: New Year Train Ride From Portharcourt To Enugu (Pics Inside) by Lisaflex(f): 11:55am On Jan 04, 2015
davide470:
A 2nd Chance because he worked against forces for a TRAIN! Aint that just wonderful!
very wonderful o! Der r others who had fns easy n still didn't do 1 laudable tn I cn fnk of
CrimeRe: I Use Urine To Prepare Moi-Moi For My Customers – Alleged Witch Confesses by Lisaflex(f): 11:47am On Jan 04, 2015
Its guys i pity d most cos outside ds, wot dey must hv eaten in d name of love potion eh*shudders* (I'd rather not fnk abt it)
WebmastersRe: How Did You Know About Nairaland. by Lisaflex(f): 11:34am On Jan 04, 2015
Heard abt it 4rm my bro
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Army Ridiculing Me With Certificate Scandal by Lisaflex(f): 9:00am On Jan 04, 2015
koruji:
You should worry more about the whereabouts of your $10 to $40 billion unaccounted for under your Ph.d. president than a certificate that is not required by law and the man who attained the position of a Major General obviously possesses.

Ask yourself what is the relative benefit of seeing Buhari certificate and stopping a thieving president? It is like Nigerians are cursed or something!!!
Who told u its not required by law? I expect u 2 knw dt 2 occupy or compete 4 any postion, u ought 2 hv fulfilled certain requirements.... If such standards aren't set, u shldnt be suprised if a mad man goes vying 4 d position.....GEJ myt be a thieving President buh Buhari isn't a saint either n der's no way of telling wot he wld do if he succeeds(cld be worse considering....) GEJ may hv his faults buh i wld choose him over Buhari if dey r my only options....If der's anoda party dt wld present a young, vibrant n intelligent man/woman wt prospect,i'll drop both GEJ n Buhari lyk dey r hot
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Army Ridiculing Me With Certificate Scandal by Lisaflex(f): 4:42am On Jan 04, 2015
Was really lukin 4wrd 2 him teln us d whereabout of his certificate buh unfortunately all i cld c was him getting all defensive n playn d victim...smh
RomanceRe: Getting Past Your Ex by Lisaflex(f): 4:12am On Jan 04, 2015
Tymax:
One more thing: I'm not trying to endorse infidelity... grin
was beginning 2 wonder wot u wer getting at wt d whole defense tn
TV/MoviesRe: The 14 Best Horror Films Of 2014 by Lisaflex(f): 8:17pm On Jan 03, 2015
so going 2 hunt down all these movies smiley
RomanceRe: you all should stop crushing on someone on nairaland, is getting annoying by Lisaflex(f): 7:43pm On Jan 03, 2015
Ds is a classical case of "washn dirty linen in public"...who no lyk tori? *rolls out mat,sits down n starts sippin kunu*
RomanceRe: 5 Thing Ladies Do That Makes Them Look Cheap To Guys by Lisaflex(f): 2:23pm On Jan 03, 2015
Prettybecca:
Note: I have sex because I want to and not because i'm being lured, I don't give a fvck about his emotions/deceitful mind (it takes two).
Dts hw we roll grin

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