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T boss u can unugly the baby by using medicare wey u de rob for face nawa for u ooo u no sharp at all if na Kemen now u go form sharp babe for comon use medicare for the baby face afterall for instagram nobody ugly ask p square dem loolz

This Lyon should go and sit down
He cut my ticket of 36k after the other two Don play finished I cried make him too cry and see how cutin tickets be

God forbid it doesn't happen to me
I would go to DE deepest part of this world to revenge on the robbers and their family members when judgement comes we face it.

why would I advice this kind of person when it obviously showing the guy doesn't care and she knows.Relationship for 10 gud years,no introduction, no nothing hmm just because is abroad?? aren't u seeing guys around if ur attitude is gud enough? u better wake from slumber befr it too late.

mosho2good:
*Can u imagine, I created my new* *Facebook account with another name*
*and profile picture,*
*I chatted my mum and she told me she’s single and have no child..*

I almost fainted… I begin to wonder who gave birth to me….

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lie lie pikin except ur mum is one of dem

simplepee:
Yes,anything else you want to know about yourself?




The 'use and dump' sentence isn't only for guys afterall

The guy is even mumee he doesn't know.Weakling that makes we strong men look feeble, pls can one just walk him out of here.
He is even asking if he is stupid no na u and Buhari wey u de curse

If the orangutan was in the river and the man on the land then it happen to be in Bayelsa, by now the orangutan would have remain pieces inside pot and plates with palm win to chill down with

Lamanii22:
I already gave my life to Jesus... Jesus didn't ask anyone to preach about his second coming... He never gave anyone that job... He only said "preach the gospel all through the ends of the earth"...

Dear,thw problem u have now is u not ready for commitment.But wether u do or not it will not change the stand of God on repentance, salvation, sanctification, Holy Ghost baptism, preaching the gospel and imminent Return Of Jesus Christ.
Don't be deceive he is coming back to take his own home

Lamanii22:
Y'all stop scaring people with tribulations... Just preach the gospel.. That's what Jesus said.. He didn't send anyone to talk about end times...

Dear what will be wil be.
just surrender ur life to Christ and u never remain the same.
Jesus is coming back again.

Even the short one in the picture is a service chief? how does he see when Boko boys show?? truely wonderment

pls is there no Rawlings amongst the men of the Nigerian army?? chai this country is hell on earth pls God let no Nigerian go to hell cos here is hell already

Am beginning to think that Afonjas are cowards and apart from that our politicians are really taking we citizens for granted and the only people to liberate us from this shackles of second class citizens in our country is WE.The only place we shout about our freedom is on nairaland. dear folk it will not help us
we need to come out en mass and march on the streets, roads, carry placard enough is enough.
we can learn from our North African brothers.

A typical new day for Buhari means he wakes up,drink kunu that block his brain then start shouting Magu catch am without catching any.
useless country with useless leaders pass and current especially current.
The worst nightmare is seeing Buhari who doesn't know anything rule this country

Best joke of the year and atleast they have succeeded in making the guy a celebrity then Fanikayode come and defend how u knew the guys name is Mohammed

bonnyhope:
girls here will tag u broke ass guy

That why u will always fail cos u live ur life to impress women.

hybrid77:
Im a medical doctor

Brother mi,the foundation for solid relationship/marriage is LOVE.
once there is no love being mutual forget it cos it will not work.
Truth is she loved ur money and not u and never wanted settling with u
for her to say u forced her,her mind had been off u
If u feel letting her go won't bother u base on the expense u did on the wedding go ahead if not find a way get ur money back and move on.
I spent just 1.2m both trad and white and mine is waxing stronger with love and two lovely kids for 4 years now.
u deserve the best, move on.

u must Bleep him ashawo no be work

proclinician:
I once have nearly died from sex really. It happened when i went for a health talk for one organization so it was to last for 3 days. I used to have a facebook friend in the city so i told her the hotel i lodged and she came immediately. We started gisting that was the first time we met and i was preparing my topics before. I never thought she will sleep over and i didn't get to eat well that day and sex started. After like 4 rounds i told this babe i don tire but she wouldnt hear anyone of it. I did one more doggy but immediately i became lightheaded and felt my strength leave me gradually. I became scared. I told her to stop if i come back from the seminar we can continue she no gree. I ran into the bathroom she followed me i ran into the other room (i was lodged in a suite) and locked it up. She couldnt come in and i gradually regained my sanilty and strength. If i had used any substance, any enhancer and stuffs, i for just drop dead right there.

u said u did 4 gud rounds?? where is the TROPHY they gave u.??

Pray this prayers with me :
may Buhari or anything that look like Buhari be the last to ever rule a country called Nigeria where people of high intellect abound for it shall be a total disaster.

Abalado:
Am still doubting if this is the man I voted for in 2015,,,can't still understand,,, or is Fayose and Kanu Nnamdi right ni?

Then u are one of our numerous problem in this country

alfasexy:
Zoo people. If only they can use their tiny brains, they can purify that water in a few hours using only sunlight.

Let them keep waiting for the white man to bring water in plastic bottle for them.

I can see the stupidity acquired was transferred from ur father, idiot.

If Buhari can just improve on the economy, security and all dat in as much as am not his supporter,i wouldn't mind he continues than to allow yam eaters come again.
They are so corrupt, PDP tufiakwa soorte dem legalized corruption to the extent of saying stealing is not corruption.

I listened to this guy talk so local.
That yarsh go soon rooten

what if u do soapy dance

Expert17:
Useless club
Useless owners
Useless coach
Useless players

useless fans

Las Las that picture go become meme Las Las the okada man go become celebrity just watch and see no be naija again okada man when u become celebrity call my line make I be ur manager

agemmy113:
I wrote Good pm ma, what a nice look.
She haven't confront me but she told her housegirl that I will have to explain what I mean to her when she come back..

OP u be gateman for the woman ??
why u de fear sack like that
sacking someone at will cannot happen in a more corporate environment.

Aadiana:
Small dick

how small is small

Aadiana:
Small dick

how small

Lazy Nigerian youth. make una no go hustle de wait for inheritance. Naso una go carry de same mind kill una brothers and sisters because of inheritance.
person say e want go hustle una say why. hmmmmm
Buhari u were very much ryt.
Lazy Nigerian youth

IneedSugarMumy1:
I beg who go help me put 200 for my sporty bet account

sugarmummy,haba.

LesbianBoy:
Nigerian guys can marry anything

I de tell u
like some of dem Neva see woman before