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TkhGuy:
Hello guys I just got into a date this cute girl innocent looking girl that am crazy about but something bad is on with her which I noticed,

First she always come around and to lend my phone to to use and call this aboki guy by names lilwan but of all guys she calls only this guy don't call back,

The second sad story is this guy is not the person that disvigirned her, but she always get extremely mad if she don't call this guy and go as far as begging other people to give her their phone just to call him,

She many at times go to this aboki house in kubwua when she dress up to go to school,

The worst of it is, any attempt of me touch her when she visits me she will rather fight me off her

The terrible side is she always comes to ask me for money to solve her problems including buying airtime toys use and call this aboki guy,

The recent times I have attempted kissing her was kung-fu fight and the recent time I attempt making love to her she almost got my Samsung galaxy note 3 cellphone damage if I don't let go off her,

She have no cellphone which she bugs me about buying for her, she have no much of nice outfit and I am not seeing any positive impact this aboki is making in her her life

The mother Don't know anything cos she hides it all from her

And today she told me she is breaking up with with her me, I told her I won't loose sleep over it, an to my greatest shock she started raining insult on me that even her own girlfriend was so disappointed about her character and drama

The worst one is she sneeked one of my cell phone

U Too go and buy ur own sweet me e sweet u burantashi. Shikena.

This Guy don mad finish.

Wait ooo, the blokos nko? Dem don cut am comot?

kennygee:
She has also failed.

If you want to wish the father of your child a happy father's day, which one come be the insult again? "Even though you're immature?"

Just shut up in peace and send the guy a personal text.

For the other single mums, send the father of your child text, keep the drama off social media. Whether he's a deadbeat or a real dad, na only love you fit take over come their mediocrity.

But some women should know that a mum should look different from a ho now.

Iru dressing radarada wo ni Toyin ko si tori Oloun?

even u, has some errors in ur view even though u make sence in ur critics just like her.

Grab her msg and forget the rest.
Ki ni temi.

Inu kwa.





Yoruba people make una come help me arrange this guy

CR7 simply the best.
I'm still waiting to see the first automobile between HONDA & TAYOTA that will adopt the name CR7 model for one of their products.

[quote author=Miracleboy2019 post=68525238]Joshua Iginla dazzles his personal assistant with N100m four bedroom duplex in Abuja[b][/b]

Take it easy with ur figure man, I'm also a buider.
Take it from me from the foundation to the painting of this mini duplex I will not spent up to #9,000,000.
Stop deceiving people.

Beface:
I

Sunnynaz:
Jd

what's the meaning of this space bookings,

Just type good one from NCC and move on.

Pls read this by Ogbo Awoke Ogbo



√Othman Dan Fodio is Not Done With Nigeria Yet - That's the Crux of the Whoooole Matter!

¶Nigeria is not dealing with religion. Nigeria is not dealing terrorism. Nigeria is not dealing with ethnic suspicion and tribal hatred - we really don't have issues with each other on personal levels. (Of my top five friends on earth, two are Yoruba, one Tiv, one Efik, one Igbo. And many of you don't know but I have Yoruba in-laws, nieces and nephews. So, don’t get these things twisted, if I must borrow the expiring slang of Nigerian teenagers.)

••• Nigeria is not dealing with corruption (or kwaraption, its current version).
Nigeria is not dealing with leadership crisis - we’ve been crying about leadership since 1914.

So, what is Nigeria dealing with? Nature - One simple Law of Nature - that if you refuse to learn from history, history will destroy you!

Nature is stubborn! Nature has this uncanny persistence that its lesson MUST be learnt before any progress can be made. And so, for 100 years, Nigeria has pined away on the same spot. Same stories. Same problems, same people, same mindset, same insanity. Nigeria thinks it can beat nature to its laws - repeating the same follies and expecting miracles.

••• We have learnt little from remote and immediate history. Very little! Perhaps no one captures the peril of our ignorance of history better than Sanusi Lamido Sanusi himself, the current Emir of Kano. Hear him:

"There is a new Igbo man, who was not born in 1966 and neither knows nor cares about Nzeogwu and Ojukwu. There are Igbo men on the street who were never Biafrans. They were born Nigerians, are Nigerians, but suffer because of actions of earlier generations. They will soon decide that it is better to fight their own war, and may be find an honorable peace, than to remain in this contemptible state in perpetuity. The Northern Bourgeoisie and the Yoruba Bourgeoisie have exacted their pound of flesh from the Igbos. For one Sardauna, one Tafawa Balewa, one Akintola and one Okotie-Eboh, hundreds of thousands have died and suffered. If this issue is not addressed immediately, no conference will solve Nigeria´s problems.”

That was prophetic ... 1999.

••• Look at those pictures in the post very well. I was there. That was my generation. I was only five years old but I vividly recall those protruding bellies.

I vividly recall standing in a long queue for a bowl of powdered milk being distributed by the Swiss Red Cross at the Ugoni Primary School, Okposi. I vividly recall the rich, heavenly taste of that heavily fortified milk as it made love with my grateful tongue. I vividly recall that first touch from the Swiss Red Cross.

••• My mother was a nurse during the War, a trained nurse. It was from her that I first heard the word “kwashiorkor” from which many children had perished. She treated scores of kwashiorkor children at our home.

Civil War!

So, the handlers of Nigeria terminated the study of history in Nigerian schools — deliberately. Can you imagine a sensible nation hiding its history? Partly to hide the atrocities of that pogrom from the memories of upcoming generations. But you don’t hide problems; you solve them. Every plea for the terms of the Nigerian water and oil union to be negotiated have been met with the demonic stubbornness that “Nigeria cannot be negotiated!” Says who?

••• And because history was banned from the school curriculum, we have a generation of Nigerian youth who know more about Arsenal, Manchester and Chelsea than their own reason for existence.

They are taught like parrots to sing a “national anthem” that has zero meaning. For instance, what is the meaning of the phrase “where peace and justice shall reign” or the more annoying “the labors of our heroes past?” Who exactly are these heroes past and what were their labors that won’t be in vain?

* Was Ahmadu Bello a hero? Yes… to the Northerners.
* Was Awolowo a hero? Yes, but don’t mention that to the Igbo man.

booblacain:
The price is in RMB.

Go to fidelity Bank, meet one of there marketer they will guide u.

Nsukka girl she will surely represent.

First make sure he gave u price of goods in rmb.

If the price is in dollars, he will not Accept u paying in rmb.

I swear this Jersey will sell wella,

My ABA brothers are going to built more duplex from the gains they will make from the fake products.

More duplex to my ABA bros elbow.

Let's hear from the man before we conclude.

Ubijus1:
Lauretta Onochie said this on twitter while reminding Bayelsa state indigenes that President Buhari is carrying out some road projects in their state. Read what she wrote below...

http://wakanda.ng/bayelsa-state-produced-worst-president-history-nigeria-lauretta-onochie/

Does this woman take mouth action from 9inch d--k before coming out to rant nonsense?

jazinogold:
nice one



barca fans how market

the guy was right with his predictions if u think from the opposite.

TimFisher:
Please my write up is not to undermine this present government or portray Buhari administration in a bad mood.

But it is because of perilous circumstances that i am compel to write this.

We all remembered that during Jonathan administration, the President was touring round the 36 States of the federation commissioning projects,is either he is laying foundation stones or he is opening new schools/hospitals or commissioning new roads.

Every Nigerian newspaper always have adverts like this *"THE GOVERNMENT OF SO SO STATES WELCOMES MR PRESIDENT ON THE COMMISSIONING OF A OR B PROJECT"* or *"WE THE GOVERNMENT OF A OR B FELICITATES WITH THE PRESIDENT ON HIS VISIT TO COMMISSION A OR B"*.

President Jonathan keep touring the 36 States from Enugu to Gombe,from Kogi to Osun,from Kaduna to Anambra or from Adamawa to Ondo and so on.

Why are such visits or commissioning lacking in Buhari's government or does it mean that the Governors are afraid to welcome Mr President to their states,or is there no projects to be commission?

If eventually President Buhari is visiting any state,is either he is going their to see the traditional ruler or he came to bag chieftaincy title.

The second one that baffles me most is about;our diplomatic relationship,i can categorically say that our diplomatic relation is dwindling.No cooperation between Nigeria and other countries.

I can count the number of Presidents that have visited the government of Buhari since he assumed power.

Which is why our economy is now in shambles.No improvement in our GDP,Recession hitting us hard,No more foreign investors.

I can confidently say without prejudice that Jonathan Government was always receiving foreign dignitaries/Presidents day in day out signing MoU,holding bilateral trade meetings and agreement, strengthening the two countries, foreign investors coming into the country to invest both in human capital and capital projects,and economy becoming viable and so forth......

Thereby reducing high rate of unemployment,Jobs been created,development goals been sustained and so on.

Now the big question?

Why are these things lacking in this government?

What is happening in this country?

What is really the problem?

Cc: Lalasticlala

Cc: Mynd44

Reno omo mockery must hear this.

Ngba mynd44 NA lalasticlala kpoturunu Reno ko bia nye baba new line

OgbeniSir:
Nairalanders Oya caption this pic! The most liked caption gets 5k. Competition runs for 24hrs.

You mean Buhari will be imprisoned for the next 8 year when he finally lost the election in 2019,just like Chelsea has also fail to win back to back premier league.

How much

Did u noticed that Ronaldo and messi don't hug each other when they scored goal in this game.

Even when Any of them made an assist.

I have tried many tricks to make them hug each other still no way.

He must be another southwest and northern beneficiary of this mumudu buharia administration going by his name.

okikigsm:
pls somebody should help

use lime and thank me latter

mekkie83:
I'm in warri for d nyt, will like to hook up with a lady for fun. beep me if u re ready to hook up nd stays around Manny extension close to shoprite warri.

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Just go to the nearest cemetery u will see them in quantum.

Shayo man.

post=67732698]His brain was reset marginally.
He would have said more than this before, but he can only talk in parables now...

The taking of the shrew!
COWARD!![/quote]

:
Dino

[quote author= post=67732689:
He is suddenly out of the stretcher.

Coward of a boy!!

What u did up here is what I called corruption.


Anyway, good to know u people made a mistake campaigning against GEJ.

Automatic USA citizenship.

That's what I call their luck

Chooo let me be going,
APC zombies are here.

NaijaMutant:
No, the handle was nursed

Even though I doubt the authenticity of this tweet

There is no level of foolishness this current administration is not capable of doing

just burst out with laughter.
Can't believe a lady wrote this.


Meennn sence will not kill u.

Ibibioesan:
someone said this music sweet pass Warri Warri by Efe. lol..... the song igp transmission is by lord sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtN2h1oYldc

Omo I be like saku saku for the IG.

The man with the cultivate transmitted transmission is from there.

We no dey smile for this country.

Ti n ba ri iru OBO yi, emi na ma'a do ni.
Hen ki ni.

Aiye eni to n mu omu girl yi oni daaaa.
Shey na straw the person the use dey suck the breast ni

I actually drop tears in my eyes going through this thread.

Only if Nigerians will understand your message.