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This story stinks of fiction.

Bull sh1t.

pictures please

Five months... It must be realllly difficult to part with his remains.

May his gentle soul rip

You glee gurl

Cuteobi: Prefer NNeka.Whose d num 2 girl BTW??

Answer: the prettier one

pix pls

Stupid!

Dude, all HYIPs are scam.

Pictures please... Engine, body (different angles), dash board, boot, gear shaft etc.

Dont't be silly... No one would fall for it especially on april fool's day.

I deliberately visited here so as to express how cheesy your thread is.

My cousine had been married for 13 years without any child then two years ago, his wife took in with their EDD in the first week of May 2012. I am very close to the family, so I know a few things about them

on the fateful day of April 1st last year, I decided to pull a nasty one. Little did I realise how far it would go. I decided that come this time next year, through my write up, I would fool someone on NL.

April fool!!!

Nice one! Can't believe I fell for this one!

Next...

You are looking for a job and you are jesting it away? I'm sorry for you.

[quote author=mikeansy]I think this is the most Presidential speech I have heard Jonathan give!!!

I think I agree with you - GEJ truly sounds presidential in his remarks. We hope he backs it up with sensible line of action.

shymexx: Lmao.. Funny story showing how chameleonic and unprincipled most Nigerians are... They critique when they're hungry, however, they change their tune once they start eating and getting fat...

Like they say: "The way to a man's heart is his stomach."

Ermmm.... Delete that...

The right quote: "The way to a Nigerian's heart is his stomach."

That's more like it...

Nigerians simply know how to observe table manners: Don't talk when eating!

lol... You got me, I must admit!

miiraaj: I won't believe this news untill Abati comes out to deny it.

Bull's eye!

This is the comment of the year!

sholay2011: Funke! Don't disappoint me again! Kai! We know Jenifa was successful but that doesn't mean you should be in every meaningless trash of nollywood, starting from Blackberry babes to this.

Please, you are very talented; find movie scripts that make sense.

By the way, I don't care about the rest of the cast...


That's all...

Funke has money but no class/sophistication.

dabrake: idiot. If you follow your bible well, you will realize that from the creation of the world till date is less than 7000 years and we are talkin' bout a boat of over 8000 years. Oops, I forgot you are just a church goer.

A day is like a thousand years to God. So 7000 years could be a billion. Let's not forget that conventions were first arbitrary until we accept them to be standards.

I do hope you grasp what I'm trying to say.

My head was just swelling as I read this thread. God bless Nigeria!

Morayo747: Did you read the story at all mate? This man knew all along he was chatting with his wife!! BTW this is a recycled story and if this was me that's the end no ifs no buts.

I read it, and I feel you.

But if you've ever done lewd and erotic write ups (especially if you're not a professional writter of literotica), you would know that you'd have to soak yourself in the explicite imagery and detailed excitement for you to conjour words that would engage the the sexual attention of a woman. That energy is engaging, I must wanr ya!

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Trust is already shattered in the marriage.

But both hubby and wifey should confess - they both enjoyed the erotic energy that transpired between them on FB.

The guy is as guilty as the woman.

A welcome idea.

Nigerian National Assembly, what are you people waiting for?

Hope their police would investigate this matter since she shouted that someone wants to kill her.

victorian: Give it like its hot!...... Food for thot .... Oya make folks... Where @ thou?...we need answers..

Answer to what?

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Sadonic. His mother's still alive. God be with the Awolowo family[/quote]His mother abi grand mother?

May his soul rest in peace.

I hated all chores >(

I was lazy and not motivated back then. Hope my kids don't take after me in this particular manner!

brownlord: Boko haram again, why did the explosion occur close to a military check point?

Because the tanker's brakes failed when the soldier at the check point stopped it for routine check...duuh!