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dilbert100: i get accused for everything....i think i have one of those faces !! https://s09.flagcounter.com/mini/bL0/bg_f0f0e4/txt_f0f0e3/border_f0f0e4/flags_0/.jpghttps://s03.flagcounter.com/mini/F8d6/bg_f0f0e4/txt_f0f0e3/border_f0f0e4/flags_0/.jpg

lol

jeffizy: ... I'm not sympathetic to those killed...

Quesion is... How sure are you that the 'soldiers' are really soldiers? What if they are boko haram hoodlums who dressed in military uniforms (probably gotten from some soldiers they had previously caught and killed)? Killing two birds with one stone - executing their enemy and blaming it on the army.

I'm not making a defense for the army, but there is a plausible doubt about the validity of the purported video.

Marriage is a necessity.
Marriage is a tradition.
Marriage is both of the above.
Marriage is neither of the above.
It all depends on your perception of marriage.
While it is a living hell for some, marriage is a safe haven for others.

When I...

Necrophobia!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Chai. I don miss. Wey I for carry keg go siphon free fuel[/quote]you for no dey alive to chat for NL.

Ariyke: Yes if u are one of em

Aren't we all? Tell me you've never cheated at a test/exam before...

[quote author=Okija_juju]Only if my present is dead.. I broke up with my ex because she wasnt mentally ready for the future I wanted for us, which was a marriage with kids and a home.. She was more interested in Chris Louboutin and travelling to Dubai.. Had to dump her despite still loving her.. Anyways, if my present dumps me or mysteriously disappears, then YES!! I will give us another chance.. She was not a bad girl, my ex.. [/quote]Funny how you got it all figured out.
Such cold cruelty to your lady. You entertained the thought of your wife's (that's if you are really married) death, and how you would go back to an ex (who does not share the prospect of a future with you). Worse still, you have the indency to put you ill-conceived thoughts in print!

That your wife should look for someone else who truly appreciates her.

Hell, no!

[quote author=Okija_juju]WHAT!!!!!

After all the recharge card wey I load?! Now I get over 500,000 Naira airtime for my phone.. Wetin I go use am do?!

I invested all my salary in this Awoof and then na student win am...

F`uck MTN..


Goodbye cruel world... https://imgon.net/di-7XBA.gif[/quote]lol
ydc

This is the kind of thread that bursts the macho guys' balls.

Interestingly, the modern man is more expressive and less competitive with his opposite gender. He's unperturbed by the achievements of the woman, and does not see her as a threat to his self worth.

Little wonder most men on this thread are ok with their women being more intelligent than he is.

A woman, on the other hand, no matter how sophisticated or intelligent, would need the strong unfaltering arms of the man to give her comfort, support and succor.

My lady's actually more 'book smart' than me, and I'm ok with it.

good write up, but any tips for those that are underweight?

Niflheim: One last thing, anybody who tells you about nigerian celebrities in the illuminati or about joining to become rich is a liar....................................why will they look for wretched nigerians to join their group?why should they share their money with the profane?

Inasmuch as I'd prefer to keep silent about this open cult and the conspiracies that follow it, I would feel compelled to point out how wrong you are about the power of the influence of music and movies on the populace.

Which is the largest country (in terms of population) in black africa? Have you thought of the power and influence music has over a given demography - particularly the young and the work force of a nation?

The new world order wants to control demographies, populations and governments of nations. If they have to capture africa, their fast track is to capture the minds of strong demogrphies which is most present in Nigeria. So I dare say that they need to initiate strong music and movie icons in Nigeria.

firast it would be breast implants, then face lift, then lyposuction, then tummy tuck, then... You look at another young girl and realise that the fake can never compare to the original.

As far as I'm concerned boobs that are sagged from breast feeding are far more attractive than those filled with jelly.

Please go and watch DR 90124 to see how disgusting the process is.

onila: Considering I am a good girl=I dont drink, I dont smoke, I dont sleep around, I dont go clubbing every weekend, well behaved and humble

The fact that you don't do all these things doean't make you a good girl.
Whether you are wll behaved and humble, leave that to others to judge.

My perception about you is this: you want people to see you as a socially well adjusted and well regulated individual, but somewhere in your heart, you yearn for the opposite. And that's how the cookie crumbles!

good development

Quarrels, on the short run, binds the couple together. You could even score some make-up sex after each episode of quarrels, but after a while both of you lose respect for each other and the real essence of a lovig relationship is erroded.

But love covers the multitude of sin. So please always find an agreeable ground before that disagreement degenerates into a quarrel. That way, both of you will keep your relationship aglow and alive.

All the best.

k2039: speaking the truth is inherent in my blood,it's wired to my DNA,lying is foreign to me.

So I dont lie.

...now that's a lie... A big one!

topsyking: RUBBISH invention....

Hey, these are 14/15 year olds doing something creative. Give them some credit.

If this was developed in europe like they extracted drinking water from sewage, I'm sure you'd be "impressed"

freshdude: am never gonna tell a girl i love u again...my ex wanted to be sure i was in love with her before she opened her coochie. as a sharp guy, i code her moves. previously when she brought up the issue of love i told her i got feeling for her. so since that time she began delaying to give me coochie. then this very night we were together and she brought up the issue of love again, mehn i just reason say if i no tell am say i love you that means no punny. at this point i was so hornny, i was thinking wit my d1ck. i had to tell her i loved her so i could just get inbtwn her thighs. when i got tired of the relationship and told her i want out, she almost ran mad. she was crying on the phone every time telling me how much she loved me. at a point i was scared she was going to do something bad to herself. i felt so bad after this incidence, first time i actually broke someones heart.

you lucky bstrd!

[quote author=Okija_juju]Honey, I fuc*ked your best friend[/quote]Lol

You're lucky to live to tell the tale!

A solo session with my ipad and vaseline... There, I said it!

omiobo: This is just a scientific rubbish, not in the revelation. I'm not moved. Lagos will remain against all odds.

Remember Myanmar! A word is enough for the wise.

Regina is naturally beautiful, but she's added weight and age is not on her side anymore. See the age lines running from the base of her nose sides to the cheeks.

duh... :Pduh...

This is the dumbest rant I've ever heard.

National theater was completely built with N19million. now it costs more than that to buy typewriters for the theater! how hilarious.

Definately this guy would not be the first to be smuggled in this way. Only that he's the unfortunate one!

any issues with the car?

600k. Deal?

Try Kuje Prisons. they should retain you there.