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Romance / Re: I Wish I Was Born Handsome by Localgrandpa: 11:53am On May 11
ayjay45:
I can't help but feel sad bcuz I don't have much sexual relationships even at 26.

I get rejected on Dating apps after sending my pics.
Imagine being handsome or even average looking. Friends would flock more towards you than an ugly guy.
People would like you and want to help you



Bye nairaland

Get money. You'll be the finest dude in the world.
Celebrities / Re: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle At The Defence Headquarters In Abuja (Video) by Localgrandpa: 8:41pm On May 10
jikins:


Do you even know what the invictus games are? You are speaking from a place of ignorance. Goan read what it is and why they are here.
I wanted to join that other dude in lashing you. But Had to go check what the Invictus games was about first though I have heard about the event, but din't really know what it is all about . Now I know. Hence the prince abi na xprince's visit is justified
Culture / Re: Awujale At 90: Tinubu Confers GCON Award On Oba Sikiru Adetona by Localgrandpa: 8:24pm On May 10
FreeStuffsNG:
atohunrinwa, e we so o. Bibire o śe fi owo ra.

Didirin. Omo go
Culture / Re: Awujale At 90: Tinubu Confers GCON Award On Oba Sikiru Adetona by Localgrandpa: 8:22pm On May 10
Trustme2:

Will you grow old like this? The shoe laces of these men none of your generation may not be able to untie it. Haba. Such an irresponsible comment. Shows the level of your despicable upbringing. Your parent obviously did a bad job.

Dumb... Why won't the king grow old when he never hustled for him self. Lived and still living on the sweat of others. Una way they celebrate monarchy they laugh me. Mumu lots

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Culture / Re: Awujale At 90: Tinubu Confers GCON Award On Oba Sikiru Adetona by Localgrandpa: 8:17pm On May 10
FreeStuffsNG:
Wow!!! Kabiyesi Awujale eventually got recognized nationally for his valiant role during the June 12 struggle.

He has set such a very high standard so high that his successors will struggle to attain and exceed. He was crowned the Awujale in 1960 at age 26 and has reigned since then till date bringing so much prosperity and progress to Ijebuland.

Congratulations Kabiyesi. This year's Ojude Oba will be special.

May God continue to bless Kabiyesi and the Federal Republic of Nigeria! Check my signature for free stuffs!

Ass licker. We way be ori ade for ijebu dey look for the prosperity way the entitled clueless old dude bring come ijebu land we no see. Make u fem where u blind. Stop looking for clout

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Romance / Re: The Conversation I Had With My Fiancée Last Night by Localgrandpa: 8:54pm On May 09
Remman:
who else noticed this is fake story?


I did sir.
Romance / Re: So I Final Went For HIV Test. by Localgrandpa: 8:50pm On May 09
Fishy.. HIV test to come collect the next day? Bros talk true . The whole episode na your imagination ba? Anyways what do I know
Crime / Re: Thief Came Into My House by Localgrandpa: 8:08pm On May 09
Should I tell him? grin cool
Music Business / M-audio Midi Keyboard And Bahringer Sound Card Available by Localgrandpa: 10:29am On May 08
Used m-audio oxygen25
70k
Slightly negotiable

Used bahringer u-phoria um 2
45k

Romance / Re: A Letter From An Aborted Child by Localgrandpa: 8:28pm On May 31, 2022
pikin way súppose happy say dem no born am for Buhari Naija

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Family / Re: My Dad Almost Killed Me Today! by Localgrandpa: 10:29pm On May 05, 2022
You can buy an iphone but at 27 you can't rent your own place. Damn.

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Health / Re: OCI Foundation Unveils AlexReports As PR Strategist (Photos) by Localgrandpa: 11:11am On May 03, 2022
VladimirPutiin:
grin grin grin grin


But why is this Alexreporter so hated on NL

We don't hate him. The way we show love here is just different. Congrats to our own Alex ( Mr chop clean mouth)
Romance / Re: When On Earth Did I Get Married? by Localgrandpa: 8:54am On Apr 28, 2022
Mine is "why"?
Romance / Re: Today Makes 6 Years One Yahoo Boy Snatch My Girlfriend Because I No Get Car by Localgrandpa: 10:56am On Apr 26, 2022
u don get car?
Romance / Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Localgrandpa: 12:57pm On Apr 25, 2022
Warey finally enter front page
Crime / Re: My First Ugly Experience As A Police Officer by Localgrandpa: 9:55pm On Apr 22, 2022
Oboy... Lol funny but scary if one was in the police guys shoes. How is he going to explain, that the criminal escaped using okro...

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Crime / Re: Be Careful When It Comes To Purchase Of Mobile Phones From The Street by Localgrandpa: 9:06am On Apr 20, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool My Gee!


the STREET is not smiling, infact the CUNTREE is not smiling!


CUNTREE don CAST big time!


STREET self don CAST big time!


Even to buy for shop, u hve to be careful!


one of my JUNZIN friend go buy phone for computer VILLAGE ikeja Lagos..

I already tell am to wait for me, wen I show for em UNIT, me and him go follow JAZZ in der..


But u know all this rich PIKIN wey Dem feed wit AKAMU and MILK, Dem no de hear word!


This guy JAZZ in computer VILLAGE, begin ask people of shop wey em fit buy phone, Dem direct am go one shop like dat..


the pay for phone and TEST the phone to em SATISFACTION!


As em come back house..


Em open phone to charge am, behind na toy phone wey look exactly like the 1 wey em buy de inside!


My Gee begin cry oo.. em call me phone de cry, sey em 1 carry police JAZZ in der!


To make the STORY Short!


me and him follow JAZZ in computer VILLAGE!


I carry my old KALA because I go need BLAST PESIN left leg DROP 4 GROUND b4 people go begin ask waiting happen!


As we reach der..


SHOP no de der again!


Omo I one CRAZE! phone of 155k


The shop is no were to be found!


My Gee!


some of this phone shop, no be real phone Shop ooo


make PESIN just de careful!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Boogy I no believe this your story.

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Investment / Re: List Of Ponzi Scammers In Nigeria: Those At Large By Nnamdi Chife by Localgrandpa: 9:20pm On Apr 19, 2022
Hmm
Career / Re: Sportbetting Is About To Ruin My Career by Localgrandpa: 11:57am On Apr 19, 2022
You are not greedy just dumb, and not smart. I sure say I greedy pass you but smart enough to stay away from gambling and get money quick scams like those ponzi stuffs. It's ok to be greedy just bee smart about it

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Kay Slay Is Dead After Battle With COVID-19 by Localgrandpa: 3:33pm On Apr 18, 2022
BOYS2MEN:
First time I celebrate my birthday for NYC..Kay slay was my dj on that day...rest on dj cool

Lie lie. Even puffy na guest abi
Politics / Re: Jubilation In Kano After Osinbajo's Declaration (Photos) by Localgrandpa: 8:12pm On Apr 11, 2022
Same thing they did when tinubu declared. When I declare they will do same
Romance / Re: Thunder fire them by Localgrandpa: 6:23pm On Apr 11, 2022
I concor. Fvck em allllll
Politics / Re: How Can I Get A Gun? by Localgrandpa: 2:37am On Apr 07, 2022
neweve:
I know this guy shadowshoe@gmail.com, he can help.
Are you still active?
Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by Localgrandpa: 7:26pm On Mar 23, 2022
Happy birthday Oy....
Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by Localgrandpa: 8:14am On Mar 22, 2022
Oy as u dey run things reach you still be calm and wise guy. If na me on top Angela mater I for chase am immediately. I no get patience and I no like disrespect. But u na wise man u be.

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Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by Localgrandpa: 11:35am On Mar 20, 2022
Oyin Sunday don reach oo.

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Career / Re: I Am 30, Unmarried And Unhappy At My Job. I Want To have a career change by Localgrandpa: 5:02pm On Mar 14, 2022
I'm in my late 30s married with kids. I just changed career to something I love. Though I don't even know if I can make a very good living from it now. But who cares as long as I'm happy .

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Romance / Re: I Don't Regret Marrying But Am Not Happy At All by Localgrandpa: 4:51pm On Mar 10, 2022
akpunda86:


Shez or He is a scammer started making posts all in the month of March,all post same begging abeg guy man go siddon.All his post same format.welldone guy

I noticed the trend too
Romance / Re: I Don't Regret Marrying But Am Not Happy At All by Localgrandpa: 9:37pm On Mar 09, 2022
Blah blah blah. Can't you all smell the begging tactics... Abi scam seff. Me I no chop the lambs sha

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Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by Localgrandpa: 4:36pm On Mar 04, 2022
LilMissFavvy:
Fake lies.....things that never happened!

We are enjoying the lies so please free us,..

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Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by Localgrandpa: 6:40am On Mar 04, 2022
Oyin go be old g. Between 35 to 45 years. As I dey see am. Bros this your story get weight. We dey appreciate you for giving us something to keep our minds busy during this hard times.

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