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This guy Dangote is a greedy piece of **s. He shouldn't make himself the most hated person in Nigeria, very bad for business growth.

Kingkyle1:
Lolz
Check mississippi or barbados

Baba you never understand, I don comot hand for woman matter patapata. How I used to perceive these people is different from what I am seeing now. How can a group change so fast so easily? I refuse to be tied down. Now I just want to eliminate the sexual urges completely. So help me God, Amen.

Kingkyle1:
You're right. It's difficult to find good ones nowadays.
And it's widely spread. Worst are Nigerian females. To date white females is even more attractive than naija females.

You are right, but I find dark women far more attractive. Not Black women in general but the dark complexioned ones among the Black women, like I am.

Sadly those types have gone extinct already.

Halifaxguy:
I'm planning donating 500k, every month 100k for the next 5 months. Urchins must get sense by force by the time we are done with them. Obi is setting the pace for modern electioneering campaigns in Nigeria.

I don talk am and I will repeat myself, That current Lagos State Governor that is allowing Tinubu steal from the treasury for campaigns is going to jail at the end of his tenure.

Kingkyle1:
Google on it.
Clonidine and some drugs for treating hypertension. They have such effects as there side effects.

Go to a hospital and drop your request.

Thank you sir. There is no women again, just wicked public we_men. Person dey look for alternatives.

ACCURETE:
why should I donate for someone going for the 001 of the country, someone has several businesses, a one time governor haba if he knows he don't have money why then did he plan to for it note am not against those that have donated and those willing to do oo I do tell my gee them done start what you will not be able to finish

If you're not giving then be sure to vote, if you can't vote come out for campaigns but "no sit down they look".

Kingkyle1:
Well, if you take methyl dopa don't regret your actions later

How does that work? I hope it isn't a castration medication. I don't want to be castrated o, I want my manliness intact.

Here's a genius idea to donate without giving out your own money, collect from the APC/PDP and give out that money. In that way you are happy, the Labour Party is moving forward and Nigeria's treasury is save.

I was quiet surprised reading the thread on front page and seeing almost all the first commenters are actually the so called urch*ns. It's as if they were told the post will make front page so they should hurry with their normal rants. But then I quickly remembered that's their actual job and they're only doing it. A paid job!

Unpatriotic Nigerians that are chained to the old order of doing things will laugh, many will call it all sorts of names cos they're used to seeing politicians giving out stolen money, money from fraud or drug related offenses, some even collect loans. Money that will end up being recuperated after they win the elections.

Peter Obi's new methods are alien to them. It doesn't seem business as usual. free rallies, free bill boards, free adverts, free and genuine love. I mean, no be juju be that?!

I will donate! Yes, I go do am. First thing next week I am going to start the process and probably give no matter how small, every month till the elections. My boss told me some time ago he too is only waiting for the donations to start, he's Igala from Kogi state.
This elections will reshape the way we see Nigeria. Some people will never recover after this.

Sharonkim:
You can get married

Nop, I no want.

garriAndsugar:
Stay here and be looking for free consultation.
You must be a weak boy for sex to be controlling you

Sex controlling me? Baba kiss I never do in years, I have even forgoten how a woman's hand feels like. I am not distracted by females instead they are the ones distracted by me. The inbuilt urges is what I want gone completely, as in I don't even want to look or think about women for sexual reasons. That is why I am here.

VeryWickedGoat:
Get a pet goat.

A pet goat again, how? You read the post so?

Abitolola:
You cannot take a decision based on what you cannot do, you cannot stay away from sex but don't want anything to do with women. My advise, stay on one lane, get married and stay focused achieving the more important things in life. Don't let your prick distract you

Of course I can not not have anything to do with them. I have female family members, I buy things from them etc. It's that marriage or relationship part that I am running from. Pls quote a professional you know here, this is urgent matter.

garriAndsugar:
Start masturbation

Are you a doctor?Do you have a medical solution? Then getat.

Please professionals is there a drug or something that can completely or even temporarily stop sexual urges? I made a serious and valuable decision to not have anything to do with women pertaining relationship for life, but this sex part is the biggest problem now.

I have prayed and even fasted about it but for where! Today at the gym I couldn't concentrate, just feeling distracted and restless, I just rushed and left.
Please this is serious and urgent. Thank you.

You See as unna dey wan kill unna selves for 2023 campaigns? That wan no consign Atiku atall atall.

All he has to do to secure Northern votes is to be a Northern Muslim, which he already is, and come before Northern voters and say "Inshah Allah" then speak some Hausa and go to prayers with multiple cameras and photographers. Abi do you see him sweating and running around the North? No! Yes that's right.

His only challenge is he isn't the only strong Northern contender. We also have Kwankwaso. But I think as a good Northerner Kwankwaso might end up stepping down for Atiku cos he knows he has no chance, just an obstacle.

But even with Kwankwaso stepping down for Atiku he still can't win with that. So his plan is to deceive Southern Politicians and voters by allocating imaginary positions to them and promising "just a single term in office".

Funny!

The same man that has eyed the presidential seat for more than two decades? Okay.

He doesn't need much, just about thirty percent of Southern votes might do, considering Peter Obi is raking in some of his Northern votes.

The hero of the South as it is now is Wike, Wike the wicked. They hate him but need him, like a tool. What a necessary evil! Gggaaah!!!

gidgiddy:
Oh really? But Fulani had no problem producing a Fulani man called Buhari as President, getting him re-elected, despite the fact that herdsmen from his tribe were killing people across the country including in Southern Kaduna?

Gidgiddy are you an Unknown Gun Man? Those who live by the sword will die by the sword. In your case without achieving their aim. Remember that.

mrvitalis:
STF up ...did boko haram killing affects buhari ? Militants affect Jonathan , OPC affects obj ?

When it comes to Igbo you all want to set standards you don't use for others

You people should allow tinubu or atiku to win na ...they can't do to Igbos more than what buhari has done yet we rose stronger

Smh

Thank God you can read and write English, now understand this, stop quoting the entire post just to type nonsense. Okay?

I was opportune to see the future of our country. I saw Atiku with a group of shady people in a building bargaining the future of the country and its people.

You don't need to go to sleep and dream to see what this country will be like under Tinubu, in this case Shettima. Let me tell you:

I am from Kaduna State, we experience some of the biggest marginalization and neglect by the state government. Currently the Southern Kaduna people are being pushed out of history, systematically. Especially with this State Muslim/Muslim ticket.

Nigeria must not experience what we are tasting in KD. That's why I'm here to tell you there most be balance in this nation and 2023 elections is the best way to set it.

But if Peter Obi looses, I will blame the Igbos.

These killings by the so called Unknown Gun Men in the South East is going to be a big set back. I expect ninety five percent votes for Peter Obi from there or else I will still be disappointed.

Monday Sit At Home is a form of protest but celebrating killings of both indigenes and otherwise is stupid, very. If their is a section of the country that should carry arms it's the Middle Belt. We are patient, but now I think we are seeing a corridor out this predicament in a "structureless" party.

Please don mess this up cos both you, Northern Minorities, Christians, entire patriotic Nigerians count on this following.

A statement must be made that Nigerians, not the political elites, own this country.

Tohmey:
Omg! Laugh wan kill me die

Wetin funny my guy, abi na lie?

Britishpea:
Your cry dey give me joy ogbeni

My guy me I don talk my own sha. Why don't you all just come together for your fellow Southern neighbor Peter Obi? Tinubu is not well and you know it. Why waste votes?

Period007:
Look how urchins are celebrating rallies in their strong hold.
South Western vote is ripe for the taken by Peter Obi

Baba I was actually working while watching it and can't wait to climb on Nairaland and read comments of celebrations from them.

This is literally their first major outing. And In Ibadan? I am still disappointed.

When the Labour Party is already counting two successes in Plateau State, a Northern State! No be juju be that?

I was just laughing from ear to ear watching and reading about the APC rally in Ibadan. Come on!!!

The APC is the ruling party for God's sakes. After failed rallies in Abj, the nation's capital,failed rallies in many Northern states. He's been literally pushed to the defensive by holding mini rallies at his home front.

What a shame from a supposed ruling party!

The Labour Party pulled a nation wide, hell, international rallies, simultaneously, on Nigeria's independence
day and over shadowed the celebrations. Who watched the President's speech? That's right, few!

My people, there was three different LP rallies in the North Western state of Kaduna, in a day. Three! A structureless party. No be juju be that?!

Funny!

As it is, Tinubu is only wasting South Western votes. What a waste of valuable numbers.

Trapnews:

Restrict your IPOB meetings and gatherings to the east. Down here, we are BATIFIED!

These wunna matter with Ipob, everbody is Igbo in your eyes. Wunna eyes go clear soon, don't worry.

just as I predicted. But it seems I've over estimated Tinubu and underestimated Kwankwaso in Kd. Tinubu step down now for a Southern candidate and be seen as a hero in the South for live cos you're on your own oh.

Their's nothing like "one North" oh! Eyes done clear, Christian North is gone with the South, gone with Peter Obi/LP. Those of us that are live on ground talk they called us Ipob, seems Northern Christians are all Ibop now. And this is around central market Kaduna north, I think.

I remembered an interview from CNN with Muammar Gaddafi some days before he was killed. He was asked by the interviewer if he's aware of the protests outside and he was in denial or maybe ignorant but claiming his "people love him", "nobody's after him". When he decided to flee it was too late.

The APC have started to face reality though, after releasing their "polls", secret poll they conducted from under iya's wrapper . Sorry but I don't know and they didn't say where they conducted it so.

But the second faze of the campaigns hasn't started yet for the Labour Party's supporters. People will be going to their various villages this December, people will go to the markets, they will gather in their sitting rooms, there will be lots of laughter. But reality will kick in and then the second faze of the campaigns will start.

I call it "Mission Village Awareness". By January next year the real decamping and counter decamping will begin cos it will have been too obvious then. "They're not popular in the villages" bulls* will be put to rest. Finally!

SU50:
These are people that believe speaking Pidgin makes one educated .

Did my NYSC witht them, and these lot can't stand a 23 year old northern boy speaking Queenie English, after all, northerners are not supposed to be educated.

We've seen a lot of these guys that can't differentiate east and west.

The North's greatest undoing when it comes to education are about 3:

1. Large number of out of school children.

2. Poor quality of education in govt. schools (though a general phenomenon in almost the entire country).

3. An economy that doesn't encourage production and where the bulk of companies and purchasing power is one zone, this entails that even after graduating with excellent grade from University, you have to relocate to the zone to get meaningful work keeping the hinterland devoid of meaningful work and it's tricky down effects of increasing gdp, infrastructure, education/skills/experience and others.

These are the things the north should seek to counter.

Plenty truth in your write up

LadyExcellency:
I don't mock. It's not in my character.

Then are you trying to toast me?

endy69:
Well stated my nigga. The issue is that ppl don't travel, I am from Enugu State but I have travelled to almost all the Northern states and i can't come out and spill shit about the North. But brother Kano is not as we mostly say it is. I have been to most parts of Kano state they have big names, bridges, good roads but Kano isn't their yet. In fact no state in Nigeria has arrived and our governors need to start rethinking what they understand as development

You are right. Do you know that the Zimbabwean Dollars has more value than the Naira? We celebrate nonsense in this country.

LadyExcellency:
I want to be a Northerner. Can you help me relocate?

Are you trying to mock me?

SlavaUkraini:
Then they were still mixing the Dangote Cement with Jigawa Sand and Bauchi Granite....

By 2015, when they finished that "mixing"...

Almost all the Northern States fell to the then Opposition.... The Evil APC

This time around, they are doing another mixing and it is to dislodge the APC from the Corridors of Power..

They are mixing Bloc, Cement, Granite and Concrete VOTES for their Second Favorite Son....

The Waziri Adamawa....

Did you see the "mixing" in Gombe State on Saturday ?

Have you noticed the gale of Defections from the Evil APC Party ?

By February next year, the "mixing" would be completed

Power must remain in the North until further notice.

You are a joker! Atiku has always been more accepted in the South and among Christians than his own people who consider him a criminal and not a real Muslim.

Even though Buhari is considered a saint among Northerners he's never won until Nigerians come together for him. Now Atiku's popularity has been pushed to the Core and corer North. With Buhari, their saint's abysmal performance you think that your bloc votes is sure for a thieving, lying criminal like him?

Kdon2:
Typical

Because you can speak your conquerors' language and post nudes on the net you're feeling like Kingkong. Waka!!