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Feexo:
House, I want to help someone pay the sevis fee from here, which is the simplest way of doing it?

What's lucky about deflowering a lady? With all the pain, penis-wound and 'yama yama', mark of pinch etc. I don't fancy a virgin o. Yes, I said so. And for the person wey deflower my future wife, make him use am go find work. Mtcheeew!

prettythicksme:
I don't even know when i go disvirgin#waiting for the lucky dude!!!

Nothing is great about it. No matter the forming na p*nis go soon perforate the hole. If u don't agree for one guy to kpolash ur patua, anoda guy will kpolash it.

mayapop:
we feel great.

Of all the bleeping I have done, I nor go forget Chioma and she happens to be the most most curvy babe I've bleeped. Her curves made me bleep almost everyday. Jeez!

Chai! I go see this kind curve, with not too beautiful face I nor go bleep? I go finish all my sperm inside all this curves

ResourceMan:
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I Can Manage ugly Face sef, But On One Condition------KILLER CURVES.

Killer curves till I die. If fine face join better, but If I must choose from two babes (character and other personal behaviours left constant), one with killing curves and not too fine face, and the other with only fine face, no curves; omo na killer curves o lekpa babes are turn offs for me. Thick babes win me over anytime

Please my people in the house. I have an issue and I want you to help me with advice or anything. I have gotten admit from a school in Illinois for my graduate study and I have already gotten assurance of full financial support from my elder sibling and visa before his business had issue. So it's obvious financial support will be difficult but I can't allow my hard earned visa go like that. I'm thinking of going like that with the small $3k he promised to provide and my program is suppose to commence by January for the upcoming spring semester. Ive not travelled out before and I don't have friends or siblings or relative in the US that I can lean on. What should I do? Is the risk of still going to US worth it? What if the school ask me to pay fees before writing exam. I'm really in a fix now I don't know what to do. How do Nigerians with in my kind of situation survive in US? If I can get a PM it would be most welcomed

Thank you very much sexywale. I really appreciate. I have tired to reach fellow students from my school but to no avail and I can't ask university officials such question about payment policy. Do you have anybody that has schooled in Illinois area?

saxywale:
Each universities usually have rules regarding late payment of fees. some would log you off from the school system hence no access to lectures, library, university WiFi and computers and exams. Some would let you continue your studies and exams but would hold on to your certificate till debts are paid.

Please my people in the house. I have an issue and I want you to help me with advice or anything. I have gotten admit from a school in Illinois for my graduate study and I have already gotten assurance of full financial support from my elder sibling and visa before his business had issue. So it's obvious financial support will be difficult but I can't allow my hard earned visa go like that. I'm thinking of going like that with the small $3k he promised to provide and my program is suppose to commence by January for the upcoming spring semester. Ive not travelled out before and I don't have friends or siblings or relative in the US that I can lean on. What should I do? Is the risk of still going to US worth it? What if the school ask me to pay fees before writing exam. I'm really in a fix now I don't know what to do. PM replies would be most welcomed.

Please my people in the house. I have an issue and I want you to help me with advice or anything. I have gotten admit from a school in Illinois for my graduate study and I have already gotten assurance of full financial support from my elder sibling and visa before his business had issue. So it's obvious financial support will be difficult but I can't allow my hard earned visa go like that. I'm thinking of going like that with the small $3k he promised to provide and my program is suppose to commence by January for the upcoming spring semester. Ive not travelled out before and I don't have friends or siblings or relative in the US that I can lean on. What should I do? Is the risk of still going to US worth it? What if the school ask me to pay fees before writing exam. I'm really in a fix now I don't know what to do. How do Nigerians with in my kind of situation survive in US? If I can get a PM it would be most welcomed

Please my people in the house. I have an issue and I want you to help me with advice or anything. I have gotten admit from a school in Illinois for my graduate study and I have already gotten assurance of full financial support from my elder sibling and visa before his business had issue. So it's obvious financial support will be difficult but I can't allow my hard earned visa go like that. I'm thinking of going like that with the small $3k he promised to provide and my program is suppose to commence by January for the upcoming spring semester. Ive not travelled out before and I don't have friends or siblings or relative in the US that I can lean on. What should I do? Is the risk of still going to US worth it? What if the school ask me to pay fees before writing exam. I'm really in a fix now I don't know what to do.

Pishure or Adonbilivit

Op as an international student in Yankee, marriage is super important to get a green card abeg. If na only that one, I go marry abeg.

killjoy:
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.

I found out upon studies that it's more of a psychological issue that I face when I try so hard and she keeps rejecting me. The antidote is stop thinking about her, guys stop fantasising about the ffuck session you wanna have with her, concentrate on making friends with other ladies. Do something better with your life. If it's possible, stop seeing her, stop relating with her, stop calling her, go very far from her. I hard some say they cry, I haven't done that before (yet I was crazily in love). I used this technique, although it took a while but it worked out.

Talking about bad breadth, mouth odour, if you have som1 with that problem, whether it arose from smoking, toothache, etc, I can help that person have perfect breadth as the root and herbs doctor. Angelina come let's kiss, I can assure you that I even have a perfect breadth thaan u think you active 300% percent guaranteed.

EroticAngelina:
true, but not all of them. Guys usually have really bad mouth odour becoz they don't brush their teeth well, some don't even brush at all. truth be told, naija guys and girls aren't good in kissing stuff coz we know nothing about it. but few of them are good kissers.


if you wanna kiss, just go meet white guys/girls. they are the best(typing from experience). most Nigerian guys' mouth can smell ehn

Oga, this same man reported himself to the Police but was dragged out from Police net and mobbed.

ramdris:
If u r Sure d person died, don't stop bt rather drive to d nearest police station and report yourself cos stopping might get u mobbed. Bt if u feel d person is still alive,stop and take to d nearest hospital and Later report to the nearest police station as well.

I really don't understand the function of this directorate. I can't feel their function in Nigeria one beat, and so are many govt bodies and parastatal. Nigeria is just a joke.

Immature my nyash. This is f**kup on the babe's part, admit it. If you were his sister, u won't take such trash from a stupid girl that made ur beloved bro feel stupid. I'm sure you'll have gone to the bastard to yank the phone from her.

misshoree:
Collecting it back will only show how immature yu are.let her go with it,try to pay up.yu ll be fyn.I knw its not easy tho.

Even a reasonable babe like you think it's stupid. The guy fall hand, big time.

gede7744:
some post on this forum heeennn......

l don't want to be insultive sha


next time buy her a plot of land in d outskirt of town and will it to her after u are married

130k for phone......... is ur love for sale?

Frankly speaking, your case is different. In your case if you collect the phone from her, I don't see anything bad. But na wa o, how can you go that length to be in debt cos of a girl friend, not even ur wife. Baba no dey fall like that abeg. Some of ur siblings fit nova pay school fees or fit dey roast for campus.

jidestroud:
Firstly, i feel so stupid and used.
okay, the real story is this, I promised my girlfriend (Now ex) a Samsung Note 3 phone for her birthday. Luckily for me at my place of work, the cooperative had the same phone up for pick up. As a guy who is deeply in love and knows that giving is part of maintaining a healthy relationship, i decided to pick up 2 Samsung Note 3 at the rate of N130,000 to be paid over a period of 12 months. Good news, the birthday came and i delivered.
Bad news, just 2days after my warm heart gift to her, she BROKE UP WITH ME. REASON: She doesn't see a future, blah blah blah...family issues, cultural differences.
i'm in the second month of my payment now. still paying for my Ex phone.

Advice: Can I ask her for the phone back? i feel cheated. (To make matters worse, she even uses her new bobo as Dp's on her bbm, for a phone i'm still going to be indebted for the next 10 months.

SHOULD I GET MY PHONE BACK?

By the time you get those schools admission without GRE, you'll still have the VO to contend with. I'll advice you to take the GRE whether your score would be needed or not.

yemiteantho:
Hello forumite, please i need names of USA schools that does not require GRE for masters admission and does not require WES evaluation of transcript. Thanks

Your profile would present you bare to the VO as a potential immigrant even though that is what we are all going there to do

amanze15:
unilorin geology 2.72gpa (lecturers) petroleum geology/engineering for a masters at missouri. S & T, worked as an intern @ Kogi state rural water suply and sanitation agency and i taught a second school for a year, worked on the pebble morphogenesis of the basal abeokuta group telling its transportional history

HATERS! I tire for Nigerians like you and your bleak mentality. You just hate people for no reason. Oh! Black man in dark continent.

Ovialekhe:
I wonder what he will say when he gets there.A plane was hovering and the building collapse plus its terrorist attack then he starts seeing vision for the judge and then the case is closed.I knw he will hypnotize them with his supernatural gibberish and then his followers will come out en mass to cheer him up.case closed

Naija is so in a hopeless state. How does killing the lecturer bring back the kids, o daft and illiterate Nigerians? God I'm tired of the evils of Nigerians with nitwit understanding. Abeg January do come make I run out from this country. Even if I nor too get money like Dangote and I can live a pure and non-Nigerian life in peace, I would be happy. Clueless Idiots.

Congratz bro.

ionnigga:
7:30am, Abuja Consulate. Spring 2015

iON: Good morning madam
VO: good morning. Please pass your passport

Due to nervousness, I go pass am my passport pouch. looool

VO: this is your passport cover. Pass your passport; and your i-20 please
iON: I'm sorry madam. (I passed them accordingly)
She come dey vet am, while typing...

VO: So what are you going to the US for?
iON: Im going to the US to obtain a masters degree in Aerospace Engineering.
She come look me in my eyes....

VO: Which school are you going to?
iON: told Her.
VO: Why this school?

She come enter my domain with that question. I begin give her speech..

iON: I chose this school for the following reasons. Firstly, The school is located in a city nicknamed the air capital of the world due to the ubiquity of aviation industries there, and as such, the aerospace department in this school has an attractive cooperative education programme whereby faculty especially students conduct research collaboratively with these aviation industries which gives...............

She cuts me abruptly

VO: Why this degree?
iON: I pursuing this degree so as to equip myself with the skills, knowledge and technical know-how in order to use them and tap into the opportunities created by my governments reforms in the aviation sector.

VO then looks into my eyes, packs my documents one side and asked...

VO: What do you mean? Where are you gonna work with this degree here? Tell me.

Mehn, epilepsy come catch me for my leg oo. I had to position my legs like I wannna take a free kick like Cristiano Ronaldo in order not to allow the epileptic currents pass on to my hands and face.. [color=#000099][/color]looool!!!

iON: I can work in MRO's i.e Maintenance,Repair and Overhaul facilities.
VO: Why dont you get this degree here in Nigeria?
iON: Madam, this degree isn’t obtainable here. What is obtainable is the technical aspect and NOT [/b]the [b]engineering aspects.

I forgot my lines for that particular question. I had to improvise, confidently.

VO: Did you write the SAT or TOEFL or....
iON: I wrote the GRE and TOEFL madam
VO: Pass it to me let me see your scores.

I passed her my GRE and TOEFL results. She vets them for about a minute.

VO: Who is sponsoring you?
iON: My father is sponsoring me.
VO: Who is your father?
iON: My father is the CEO of one of the most renowned ******** companies in Nigeria
VO: And what is the name of this company?
iON: ******************
VO: Do you have his Account statement?
iON: Yes ma'm.
VO: Pass it to me.

i did. She vets if for about a minute and 30 secs. She come dey type. As she was vetting and typing, I was praying in my mind, "lord I shall not go home with my passport today." .... loool

Then, she said….

VO: your visa has been approved. bla bla bla bla................

As soon as i heard the golden words, I come dey blow my cheeks like say i dey celebrate goal like Drogba. lool. I hardly listened to what she was saying mehn, although I had an idea. I was so excited. On how she talk finish, pass me back my other docs and the collection letter, I come turn back. People come dey look me. I bone like 50 Cent , begin step out like Rick Ross.
After I don go far small, I come do sign of the cross, dedicate am to the heavens like Messi dey do when he score goal. I enter my motor, start am, reverse, stop... come dey look the embassy building. The look on my face was that of, " I came, I saw, I conquered.".. . I come put gear for Drive, laugh like 50 Cent, screech off......... That’s it.

TIPS: Confidence is important. Also, maintain eye contact. Keep your answers as concise as possible, with all the necessary points, and EMPAHSIZE on your points while explaining something. Listen carefully to hear the VO's questions. Too much "pardon" or "what did you say" or "come again" will signal to them that you don’t know what to answer and you’re thinking. (Someone got denied because of this).
Above all, pray to God and have faith. I wish every one who is yet to be interviewed success.
Cheers.

Please o, is there anybody in the house travelling to Charleston, Illinois for Spring 2015 (January) or that already school at EIU. Holla at me please. I need help with info and I need my naija, that I can fee more at home with.

What you don't know is bigger than you. Learn to see the big picture. Its not about getting rich, it's about turning your generation from a cursed nation with blessings of abundant resources. Nigeria is cursed by God, the face of God has turned completely from it. A nation that has incurred God's wrath, u say I shouldn't run. Can you stands God's anger?

prettyboi1989:
Loads of silly excuses here for getting a green card. Its nt dat after u get d green card u'll become a millionaire so y d rush and haste to get a green card? They complain "nigeria isn't good, too much suffering in nigeria" alright if you are intelligent why don't you use the 300k ticket fee plus the money you'll use to get visa for usa to start a business in nigeria and make your life better? There are great profitable businesses you can start for less. Its a pity people are gunning for overnight success which only remains a figment of their imaginations.

Aside her money, this babe sweet o, I don dey try make I meet am but she no dey reply person mail sef. Abi na because I nova get money ni? I get prospect o, make she nor dey reason like that ...btw I have soft spot for her.

Lol...I feel your pain bro. Nigeria (no) go better!

Henrypraise:
Everybody don tire 4 naija wahala n d ebola case is just d needed bad name dat shud be given to d dog b4 it is hanged, de av seen a reason n trust me dia citizens will defend d reasons btw once nigerians ar rejected abroad, everybody will cum bak home to rescue d sinkin ship... No body is running anywere, same shud be don to all children of polithiefians, we all will stay, enjoy n suffer in dis naija, dem no see ozoro poly or shaka momodu poly enter. Make dem cum home cum find admission na only 200k per person, make lecturers frustrate dia papa small.

How can they come home to a sorry state of education? Your (our) Nigerian education is nothing to write home about. If you had said they should go somewhere else in Europe or Asian tiger nations (Like South Korea), or even in Canada, it would have been a welcomed advice.

bunmioguns:
Make dem come home jo








Abi na by force to school there?

A big Amen to you. You shall return to NL right on this page and tell us your testimony. Just be bold and answer appropriately and confidently but maintaining politeness

dotman2460:
Congrats bro. God willing I will come back here to post a story like this. My interview is on the 29th of this month in, Lagos. I resume Jan 5, 2015, heading towards Indiana for MSc.

Lagos

homu88:
Congratulations bro. I have mine in a few weeks. I pray it goes as smooth as yours. Pls was your interview in Abuja or Lagos?