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Fool! Go kill am na. I pray say you reach 65 years sef. Cuntt-licking a$$hole!

ELTON123:
De there the make noice ur mates dn die .....abeg clear make i park well jare

Brainless talk. I wonder why you haven't taken your drug because you're running amok and naked.

fejikudz:
They should even do worse than stoning them sef!

I’ll Make Nigeria Ungovernable if Jonathan win 2011
Election – Gen. Muhammed Buhari.

If what happened in 2011 (alleged rigging) should
again happen in 2015, by the grace of God, the dog
and the baboon would all be soaked in blood.’’ - Gen muhammed buhari

If PDP win we (APC) will form a parrarel
government in Lagos -Gov Rotimi Amaechi

MAKE ANY APC TOUT Nor Quote Me oo..

winchi winchi people

Why should he not? That's even too cheap for a Man of God.




quote author=AllNaijaBlogger post=31327714]A week ago, I saw a popular pastor at shoprite coming down from a newer model range rover with a bodyguard. That car should be at least 10-20 million naira. A 2012 range rover sport goes for 11 million naira at least.


I do not want to mention the pastor's name so that his members and followers here do not come and bash me. I am a christian but such extravagance bothers me.


I just want to know what biblical or commonsense justification can be given for such an expensive asset?[/quote]

I started reading from the rear, I was about giving you a round of applause until you mentioned Davido. You well? answer me. You well?

jeudd:
1) Davido: The OBO should just give up singing because although he has some hit songs of recent,the artist should just give up singing while he still has a name and go into a job that seems more lucrative in the long run , it could be as a manager of a better artist maybe then his 'igbo' stained vocals may do him some good.

2) Lynxx : You just can not hate on the big guy, but what makes us very sad is seeing him waste his time and money on singing instead of following the suggested steps of our brother davido and quit singing and start modelling cuz he has a great body .

3) Emma Nyra : the empire first lady should just quit singing and go be someones side chick or babe or mistress or fun buddy or wife cuz to me she is talentless and thats all on Emma.

4) Jesse jaggz : Not only has it been ages since has had a hit song so uncle jaggz just grow your dada and take to the streets and create a name for yourself as the official distributor of weed to the real celebs

5) Tonto Dikeh : this woman should just go and quit singing and dump that stupid ass name 'pokolee' abi what is the name ? She should better continue acting before we attack her acting carrer .
And before una attack me make una rememba say errybody get opinion...thanks

Somehow bawo! Abeg live her/him alone o. Na her fault? Funny...lol.

kastonkastrol:
if indeed you are a inec official, then you should be very ashamed of yourself for the nonsense you just posted. How can you libel the organization you are suppose to work for in this bad manner? Smh

That's the problem with dating an empty vessel and promiscuous girl who would donate her punny for grades, job etc. No be her mates wey be girls dey clear all courses at once? Is that how all the girls sleep around in campus for grades. If I were that guy I would end the relationship. I would forgive her but over my dead body will I marry her for more of her own good because if I marry her she would live all her life trying to make it up to me which would be disastrous to a peaceful home

buygala:
At least she didnt donate the puna free, but for 'educational purposes'. Many girls are donating it free of charge or for Gala, Lacasera, Shawarma or a movie ticket to watch '50 Shades of Grey'...
.... If he can find it in his heart to forgive her, he should just do so with as little drama as possible

If he feels he can't handle what she did, and the evidence of her promiscuity is unimpeachable, he should just quietly and resolutely walk away from her without giving her time to explain, cry and beg or give him an erectionn with her lusty body language... Experience has taught me that when a dude is arguing with a girl, and she manages to arrange herself in such a way as to give him a mighty erectionn, she has already won that argument .... When Konji comes in, most times, common sense flies out the window

Na so she go dey cry lagoon with her legs wide open and her uncovered vagina beckoning on him lustily.... Dude will now be moved with pity/ Konji and go clean her eyes, comfort her, and sharply forget his anger, succumb to Konji and dissipate his anger by fuccking her to stupor, thereby mixing his spermm with that of Mr 'exam recorder'...


After that, it's the dude who will now be begging her for forgiveness for putting her in 'such an awkward situation' .... If the girl's crying and victimization drama is very tight, he might even promise not to make her cry again, and not talk about the incident again

Of course we won't. Our original naija wives and kids are at home.

PunkyBrewster:
Shrugs. Do your thing. Just don't bring them over, we don't want earthquakes

Btw, I get it

You think say e easy to get cute ones, especially when you're a broke-a$$ guy abroad trying to get green card and start a good life. So to get the green you go for ugly or shapeless ones with high inferiority complex

PunkyBrewster:
Lol! I'm "vexing"?

You're not the 1st person to accuse me of such. Must be the way I speak. Passionate. Anyway, I just don't like it when people pawn themselves, especially to fat rubbish like this. They should at least go for the cute ones lol, but it's not my call now, is it? Ah well

See this lady o. You believe this kind of thing doesn't happen? I've seen two difference cases

rheether:
Big lie, I find it difficult to believe this story.. Stop misinforming the public, we aren't kids no more.

Leave that thing joor, those guys are maga. I'm sure those ladies see them as maga and don't truly love whoever bought land or car for them. When I no craze.

junell:
He should be ashamed of himself. What is half a million? See him saying half a million like its achievement. Some men have bought lands and other valuables for women they are not married to send he's there making noise.
My advice... He should look for how to spice up his sex life with her because if he's Hot tomorrow, he will still be expecting her to open leg. Useless fellow!

Yes it is. I have a gf now. I lover her very much and I enjoy spending time with her but I don't find her s3xually attractive. She begs me to touch her, she thinks it's because I'm not a s3x-freak but I enjoy constant sex with someonelse I find s3xually attractive but don't love as much as I do. Its also part of the reason I won't marry her because there would be bigg problem. I've tried but nothing seems to move me for her even though she is naked.

nma24:
Is it possible to truly love someone and yet No Enjoy sexx with that person? Is it possible to truly love someone and yet No Enjoy sexx with that person?

Chai! May God bless you for such an intelligent comment from a lady. You must be a first class material I guess. See me see trouble o, the girl enjoyed herself and the guy did too; nobody loose na. Infact the girl enjoyed more than the guy: S3x+Money

zeb04:
What's the big deal!
Please move on after all she enjoyed the sex too.



That's why you shouldn't engage in all the meningless sex during dating,not all r/ship leads to marriage.

Finally,Nigga dosnt owe her nothing,it was a symbiotc r/ship.

Ha! It is relevant o. Don't say again biko

Yareey:
You keep bringing up the fact that your cousin gave her money. Was he dating a ho? If not then I don't see how that is relevant in this discussion

So na another guy be dumping ground abi? That's why I may not marry because I don't see why I'm celebrating what someonelse has used and dumped.

Beamborla:
He shouldn't marry the poor girl out of pity only to start cheating on her or maltreating her. He should leave her, biko. We are talking about a life time contract here...

At least he didn't put his signature there. It wound be painful to her but It's for her own Good. Some other cool dude would come along eventually.

Curse wetin? Nothing will happen. Who send her message.

goldenone:
shocked @ a thousand times!!!
If the girl should curse him now they will say women are wicked...
Issokay
Sex before marriage is good?
Sex before marriage is not good?
Am confused

I know they'll attack you but the truth is I enjoy the company of classy olosho. As in they are more kempt than normal girls who are pretenders and have more and virtually unprotected sex and are more prone to STDs. I've had several gf but I enjoy the company of classy olosho . Some have very good orientation and are educated too just that condition pushed them into what they do as I have experienced. I have met several who are graduates both b.sc, hnd and some ond As to whether I would marry a classy olosho (not anyhow dirty prostitute in brothels), I don't know sha o.

mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

honest,openminded,straightforward

Being slim and/or tiny have never struck me as attractive; thickness and bigness have. I love my ladies thick and curvy. They're the real models.

Britain should go and Bleep themselves jare. Aside the fact that Nigerians are hustlers legitimately seeking for greener pictures with no to very few cases of crime what have we done to deserve their hate? Are we not better than those their citizens who join ISIS and slaughter people in the name of religion? Here in Nigeria Muslims and Christians co-habit and co-exist peacefully leave out Boko Haram because those people ain't Nigerians. I don't blame them, if our so-called leader have put the interest of Nigeria before their own selfish interest and promoting a corruption-ridden society leaving even the most basic of infrastructures to decay beyond repair; what will make me leave my sweet naija? Awon oni ranu.

Any NL extra pound's lady (i.e thick babe) within 22-27 who haven't had sex for more than 200 times since she was deflowered with mild tatoo around her arm and/or waist. God-fearing, a good home builder is welcomed into my life. Nota Bene: Must be a bachelor degree/HND holder with no less than a 2:2/lower credit and minimum height of 5.6"

He is also rich na, going to school in a developed country where education and excellent research works. What else do you want that he can't give you?

remember007:
am not speechless okay? na fine body person Wah chup?....if nah fine body nd packs come to education field and watch guys playing ball........but those tins don't sway me

Keep aspiring...It shows you're optimistic about life

octopusfreaky:
Awwwwww so cute,,,we gona make pretty kids

That's a big lie. Naija babes are the best home makers.

searching4love:



IF YOU WATCH CLOSELY YOU WOULD NOTICE THE WOMAN IS NOT A NIGERIAN WOMAN. FOREIGN LADIES ARE THE BEST FOR ANY MAN WHO WANTS TRUE LOVE, HAPPINESS AND PEACE OF MIND



#team foreign girls

I'm I mistaken someonelse for you? Are you not the Kanwulia that works in GTbank @ VI?

KanwuliaJara:
Nne. . . I have not lived in Nigeria for over 25 years.
Even my corpse will not be buried there!
Cutlass near your window?
My! My! My!
There are soooooooooo many reasons I cannot live anywhere in AFRICA. . . .
Keeping a 'machete' anywhere in my home would definitely be one of them.
You are a brave woman. . . . *duffing my hat*

There is nothing bad. I love thick babes and bbw. I'm not attracted to slim babes no matter how beautiful. I don't owe anyone and apology and I don't want to change it.

Haba! Are you that stingy? If he's your best friend, add some benefits na.

christinauju:
Nah not offended at all..... He's actually my best friend and I'm scared of loosing my bestfriend,cos we v to drop some things and start up some things if we should date... buh he doesn't want to understand that part.

4yrs and the guy is still hoping when another man is enjoying you. That guy needs to have his head examined.

christinauju:
OP as long as the feelings stays....I'v got a nigga who's bn hanging on for me for the past 4yrs now and I'm still not convinced about him buh he's still crushing despite the distance....so its up to you.



....If you feel she's worth the time and stressstill stand strong,buh if she's not worth it just check elsewhere jare.

Yes o. Shame on evil planners and wishers

berem:
All hail the General! Your enemies have been put to shame.
For those wishing you death, it will hit them first like a boomerang.

God bless you Your Excellency!

I'm sexually attracted to few extra pounds or bbw ladies with mild tatoos. It turns me on alot. I'm ok with mild tatoos. Piercing? Well I don't like piercings no matter how mild.

This is what we call appeal to pity. And it's therefore a fallacy. Btw, Gej had the chance for 6yrs with nothing to show for it. Buhari should be given only 4 years. I want change.





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