₦airaland Forum

Akata na. See o. Chop and clean mouth.

mencade5:
lockupman....i dey feel u. Though i dey naija but everytin wey u talk na true. Our babes think say oyinbo na mumu. True true them mumu small but if them vex na murder straight. I no feel pity for the girl after all na her type them dey do guys maga dey chop money dey run. I wish say e go dey happen for all of them wey want to dey fvck white man prick.

So how u dey take warm body there na?

No mind her na oversabi dey worry them for here. I dey here with them na. I dey see how common we dey for their eyez. Me sef nor send them, I dey nyash my akata dey go.

holluwai:
Na wha ooooo. She for date Nigerian guy na

You know how many naija guyz wey don dey ask the babe out but she nor gree. Na. Whitee she gree for. Whitee don showam pepper na. Awon oniranu babe.

stephenqueen:
Why be say small thing like this this mumu oyinbo go dey shoot we black
Ogunlakaye and sango olukoso dey studio dey remix the thunder wey go fire that oyinbo
Anyway RIP to the dead

Me too o. Self-righteous comments would flood in.

Airforce1:
I hate to comment on threads like this

She can as well brush her teeth after giving head

shumuel:
hahaha Lol @bolded another Topic for another day, but you know God don't like uncleaness in any form, reasons why our mums wash/cleans their hands after wipping the butts

Why not? If she can open a cuntt and allow peeniss percolate it

Holmes07:
I came across someone who said he cant use the mouth that he uses to pray to give blow jobs, cuz he claims to be born again. In my own opinion, i dnt see anytin bad in giving blow jobs to ur partner(married) even iv u're born again.. I want u guys to throw more light on diz issue.

Why not? If she can open a cunt and allow peeniss percolate it

Holmes07:
I came across someone who said he cant use the mouth that he uses to pray to give blow jobs, cuz he claims to be born again. In my own opinion, i dnt see anytin bad in giving blow jobs to ur partner(married) even iv u're born again.. I want u guys to throw more light on diz issue.

Its only a man with self-esteem issues that would beg to marry a second-hand babe. As what na? Abeg speak for yourself and the beggarly guys who beg to marry you. And before you brag, check very well, 90 percent of those men just want to fiork and you know men can go any length and promise anything to see and enter 'Aso rock'.
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Dyt:
Duh!!!
Who says its hard to get suitors?

They keep rolling in in triple folds
U attract what u want biko
I know lots of single mums that men are pleading to marry them
Even singles never get that kain attention
Bikonu speak for yourself alone
Its no freaking challenge
Accept me with my baggage or take a long walk
No time to waste
*whistling*
And wiggle comes to mind

Speak for yourself. I have never done such. Its stupid. I can only say 'Welcome to my list of amiable friends' via inbox only.

Strongfaze:
Common Guys stop screaming abeg.... We all did that at the beginning (I mean as JJCs.) and later adjusted for good. If I lie, go to your initial post on Facebook, eskimi etc.

OP implies that such babes who cohabited with their guy and still got married to same, deserves a bride price. Same applies to the babe marrying such kind of a guy who has done same to another girl before (black pot marry black kettle); bride price is allowed. But such babe marrying an innocent guy doesn't deserve bride price.

swaggzo:
YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE POSTING SUCH A THING AT THIS STAGE OF YOUR LIFE.

POINT ME ONE OF YOUR FAM MEMBER OR SIBLING WHO'S A SAINT. . AND I POINT OUT 50 ANIMALS THAT ARE.


SOME LADIES COHABIT WITH THEIR GUY UNTIL THEY EVEN GET MARRIED.

ITS THEIR BUSINESS. NOBODY SHOULD BE BOTHERED WHERE ITS TAKING THEM TO AS LONG AS THEY ARE ADULTS AND ARE OLD ENOUGH TO DECIDE WHAT THEY WANT WITH THEIR LIVES!

To me o, any girl that has been bleeped more than 5 times outside wedlock don't deserve any bride price.

Rapmoney:
I often wonder where Nigerian youths copied this nonsense from because even students in universities in America, Asia and Europe do not engage in this trashy act as we do over here!!! Yet, we still call them agents of immorality?

I just feel, deep within my heart, that girls who cohabit or cohabited in the university do not desrve any dime as bride price paid on them! They should just follow their would-be husband to his house, free of charge and continue where they stopped in school!

A girl cohabits with a guy for 4 to 5 years in school; this means the dude would bleep her through out those years (free of charge o!), she would perform wifely duties for him...cooking, cleaning, washing, providing emotional wifely support, etc (free of charge too o!). Now, what's still left in such a body? If she can bleep a dude for years without any dime paid on her, coupled with the numerous wifely duties, then what's the need of paying a dime on her as diary or bride price? If that bloke that bleeped her for years didn't pay a dime on her where families would meet, eat and drink and pray, why should I pay a dime on her head? Worse of it is that this dude enjoyed all what he enjoyed free of charge! Now, why should I be requested to pay for same? Common, that's not fair! What's sauce for the goose is also sauce for the gander!!!

From Delsu to Lasu, from Uniben to OOU, from Uniport to Unical, from UniAbuja to Esut...it is the same story! Any girl who cohabits with a dude in school who has never paid a dime on her has lost her feminine value! She doesn't deserve anything paid on her!!!

He didn't disown anthing, that heading is inapropriate.

lalasticlala:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/180682-anti-igbo-comment-ambode-disowns-oba-of-lagos-says-every-ethnic-group-safe-under-me.html

Mothers should be very careful what they advise. Forgive what? Are you kidding me? How do I know those kids are mine? If I were the guy, I'll return, take the kids for DNA. If the results prove that they are mine,I'll file for divorce and pray the court to grant me custody of the kids. Divorce is sure.

MayorNaija:
Fellow Nairalanders,a problem shared they say is a problem half solved,on that faithful morning,my friend left for work in a hurry cuz he was already late,after about thirty minutes he discovered that he was not with his tablet"phone",he had no choice but to go back home to get his phone,on getting home the first thing he discovered was that the door was locked which is unusual at that time of the day as his wife was supposed to be busy preparing the children for school before going to her shop,he rang the door bell but it took sometime for his wife to get the door,even when she did she wasn't her usual self and that raised his suspicion because of what neighbors have been telling him about his wife but he chosed not to believe.
He told his wife that he came back because he forgot his phone,his wife offered to fetch the handset but he followed her inside,the children who ought to hv taken their bath were still sleeping,since it was a room and parlor the guy entered the bedroom and behold the intruder was hiding beside their wardrobe.
without making any trouble he asked the guy to leave his house which he did.
My friend left for work but have not returned to his house till date,my friend always complained of his wife starving him of sex,he also told me that for the five yrs of his marriage his wife has never for once initiated sex,anytime he makes the move she always have one excuse or the other.their marriage is blessed with two kids,a boy and a girl,he has been sending money for the children's upkeep but now his mum and family members are sueing for peace,he said he left his house for the woman because of his children whom he said ll be better taken care of by their mother since they are still very young,he has also vowed never to marry again but now his mother is mounting pressure on him to forgive his wife and go back home,what should he do?go back to his wife or go ahead and get another apartment for himself?the woman in question said it was the devil that pushed her into it but have not shown deep remorse for her action,each time she calls my friend its always about the money for the children's wellfair.
Nairalanders the ball is now in your court,pls matured advice if needed.

75k? Mtcheew! Even with my 119k job I still moved. No one says its gonna be easy or you'll start picking money when you get there as many Nigerians fantasize when they hear you're abroad. But look into your self. Are you hard-working? Are you adventurous? Are you resilient? Do you prefer more to less? Are you patient? If you say YES to all of these questions; then make the move man.

Drabeey:
She said she would help me travel to the States but she would keep me indoors in her house for 6 months pending when my papers allowing me to move around the US would be ready.

I'm already receiving 75,000 naira per month here in Nigeria and still single.

Please is there any advise from the house?

Hmmm 'forgiveness is a sin" Aiye language. *flee cultism*

klark3:
d man made d right decision, cheating shouldn't be Condoned by any sane man.

Personally, forgiveness is a sin, when it comes to cheating...

Its normal for MOST ladies. When they're dating/married to an EXTREMELY nice guy, the relationship become boring. Ladies like "badt' guyz. Especially a lady that is RELATIVELY less 'badt'.

sprinkles14:
As I write you this letter, I'm not happy and not fulfilled. I'm getting married in less than one month to my boyfriend of 4years, but I must confess that nothing and I mean absolutely nothing interest and excites me about this guy. I don't feel complete with this guy at all..
I've been turning deaf ears to this inner voice but I kept pretending and forcing it on myself hoping I will get along sooner or later.
I must confess, this guy is a complete gentle man with a good paying job, full of ideas, loving and caring and everything about me is his priority. He's loved by all my family members and everybody around me. Calling of the wedding ceremony will be an outrageous thing to do because of the embarrassment to our families, friends and the guy in particular.
Have made a conclusion within me...after getting married, I will convince my the guy to allow me travel out of the country, maybe if I'm away, I can start a new life out of Nigeria chore and if this doesn't work, I will either file for a divorce after one year or cheat on my husband to make me happy.
Please a very constructive critics and advice will be highly appreciated.
Thank you.

unfulfilled bride to be.

French President didn't visit Nigeria Are you kidding me? Even Obama have never stepped foot on Naija's soil. But Jonathan always visit him. US has no single regard for Naija cos Jonathan and his corrupt cronies. Imagine Jonathan saying that if $20B was actually missing that the US would know because it's their money. Is he for real? Our money, US money? Thank Oluwa for change

mavinc4u:
I tire oh but why calling GEJ into this. Have they ever ordered GEJ to come to them, they always visit Nigeria when they want to discuss with GEJ why are they now ordering GMB to come and see him in Paris. This one is risky.

Stewpid! How dare you compare Buhari's clean victory with Fayose's? We all know APC would have won that already rigged election. So it's painful. Nobody likes to be cheated. So it is extremely Stewpid and senseless for you to ask APC to concede defeat. Ask them to go seek redress at the court instead of asking them to concede defeat. Choose your words wisely biko.

imoleay0:
http://dailyindependentnig.com/2015/04/group-tells-buhari-call-ekiti-apc-members-order/

God forbid!!! What kind of talk is this na. Abeg no let me vomit o.

#I remain Deltan# #I support Chan

podosci:
Before any Igbo and Niger deltan would come and agree with the nonsense this fool is saying let
me ask a simple question.
If The east and Niger delta were carved out to become a country, would you allow someone like Asari Dokumbo rule you?

Ha! I like Olosho o. Dem dey sweet and clean pass normal babes sef. Olosho dey sweet me gan!

Even though I'm a die-hard Buhari supporter, I totally agree with you on this. Her kind of a wife is very difficult to find among our so-called classy and educated single ladies. I have great respect for her because of this.

kosovo:
He that finds a wife finds a good thing..

Despite her grammatical blunders, you can't take away her ruthless campaign for her husband..

Even if everyone thinks GEJ is clueless, she doesn't give a hoot..

For me, this is the definition of a wife!

No president's wife has ever campaigned like this in Nigeria. If GEJ wins, she definitely deserves a pat at the back for a job well done.

Nothing. I will draw much closer to him and help him be a man.

The madness (by the babe) is sexy. Me likey

Aminat508:
Ogogoro na madness, I swear........

My brother you spoke my mind exactly. No be person tell me too pack an run from naija not because I was doing badly in naija but because I can't bear to see my kids born in naija. God forbid. I'm suffering for my unborn kids here so that they will reap the benefits.

publicenemy:
Hmmnnn... Nigeria. I would rather die childless than let my childrenn be Nigerians by birth.

You can imagine some men and one small boy go dey one corner dey finish her nyash. Men should wise up now. She even came out to say it. Footballer husband; you're finished.

I'm an APC supporter but this is arrant nonsense! Han han! What kind of rubbish is this in Nigeria politics for heaven sake. Why is the black man this backward in actions? Na wa o.

Chai! Those robbers that robbed at Lekki will see this and still feel any remorse for their actions? Hell No. Nigeria is sinking into abyss...I dont support their action o but I'm pretty sure they'll have hope that their own. stealing is smaller compared to what a councillor can embezzle.

Most silly comment ever! Thanks for spoiling my day. Anumpama!

quote author=M4gunners post=31660098]We nigerians have bad mind for each other. He has many cars yes we are shouting. What of those fly in the sky with their personal jets? The youths of this Country has disappointed me i must say. Why fight and kill each other for the sake of old mens? Why can't one youth come and see if we will not support him or her.[/quote]