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Nairaland GeneralRe: Green Snake In My House Pls Help!! by LofP(m): 2:34pm On Jun 09, 2019
Premiumwriter:
light Marijuana?

You want make the snake high before the attackhuh
Snake no dey high from marijuana, they are attracted to its fragrance.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Green Snake In My House Pls Help!! by LofP(m): 10:13pm On Jun 08, 2019
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-Alert some security men in your environment. Get their number on your phone for immediate summon the moment you see the snake again.

-Alternatively, seek a fumigator and give him the job to clear your compound, specifically in the suspected hiding place. You can purchase some of the remedies specified here and let the fumigator do the job for you.

-You can call the snake out by lighting some marijuana flames when it burns for a while, any snake in the environment will automatically come out to enjoy the natural mystic smell. Then you can proceed to the mission of exterminating the snake by force or chemical weapons.
BusinessRe: Naira Crashes Against Dollar: Its Lowest Record Since August 2017 by LofP(m): 6:02pm On May 24, 2019
Thunder Fire You there!

Na November we dey?

UNAM IKOT!

Enemies of Nigeria.

FAKE NEWS MONGERS.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Quit by LofP(m): 4:40pm On May 24, 2019
This is a simple matter if you can survive on 50k and volunteerism, instead of being an 85K labourer then step down.
Christianity EtcRe: It's Better To Be An Atheist Than A Nigerian Christian Or Muslim - Man Says by LofP(m): 4:02pm On May 22, 2019
grin grin grin Coward.

If you were truly proud of your status and confident of your belief why is the name blurred out in the image attached?
FamilyRe: I Told My Husband That I Cheated On Him. Now He Wants A Divorce. by LofP(m): 3:56pm On May 22, 2019
Marbella003:
I took some of the advice from my previous thread and told my husband what happened. Here is the thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/5162191/cheated-husband-guy-work-dont

I was genuine shedding tears as I relayed my shameful experience to him. I apologized and begged for him to forgive me and I promised to never repeat such again. I thought he'd understand and forgive me. But I was wrong. My husband now wants a divorce. Actually, he has sent me and the kids out of his house. I have a daughter who is 4 and a son who is 2. My husband said he doesn't think he is the father. I assured him that he is and that he should get a DNA test to confirm. But he refused.

I rented a 2 bedroom flat somewhere close to my office. This is where I currently stay. Since leaving my husband's house I have only received a phone call from him where he stated the date that he and I were going to visit my parents who are currently in my village. He told me that if I wasn't going to come, he'd go alone and tell them what happened and why he decided to divorce me.

I feel like my life is over. I can't face my parents and tell them what I've done. It's very shameful. I can't even face my friends and relations. I feel like I'm drowning a pool of shame and despair. I can't imagine being a single mother at this age. I love my husband and I enjoyed our marriage. I can't imagine it all being over.

I called my colleague and told him everything. He said that I shouldn't hold him responsible for anything since our rendezvous was based on mutual consent. He said he doesn't want to have anything to with me and we should keep our relationship at work very platonic so as not to raise eyebrows of those who might link him to what happened with me.

I'm utterly hopeless. I feel like taking my life. I almost took this action yesterday but I pitied my children. But with every passing day I feel like suicide is the only way to end my pain. I wish I had listened to those people who advised me to keep what I did a secret. I wanted to, but every time I was with my husband I felt I was constantly betraying him by hiding the truth from him. I just want to die. I can't bare this pain anymore.
My advice is don't commit suicide.

It won't be nice to die now, and then you get to the world beyond and then you are told: You are going straight to HELL. Sins: Adultery and Suicide.

Better to live and see your days out living righteously and asking God for mercy, instead of ending on a low slow roll into the unending inferno.
FamilyRe: I Told My Husband That I Cheated On Him. Now He Wants A Divorce. by LofP(m): 3:50pm On May 22, 2019
Marbella003

Why did you confess?

Last time I was discussing with someone I told him restitution is not a straightforward thing. Look at the mess now. Your advisers online have scattered your home.

The fact is even if your husband ever cheated he will never tell you. I doubt there's anything you can do to salvage the situation.

Don't go to your parents on the date he has set.

Call your parents and explain things to them beforehand.

Your next move requires wisdom. I would advise you to truly surrender to God and live a righteous life from now on.

The catch is I don't know what school of thought you belong to. New age Christianity, Sunday-Sunday churchgoer or a serious Christian. But you need to make up your mind to live a better life now.

The problem is your sex drive remains. Now if you were a person with the desire to make heaven, you need to beg your husband or live a life of celibacy until you die.

If you remarry, you are still viewed as an adulterer until the first husband dies.


I feel sad for you, the rest of your life starts now.
CelebritiesRe: Leak Photo of Police Woman After Sex With Man Friend by LofP(m): 5:11pm On May 17, 2019
So na S.A police dey worry us now for naija?

Doki blogger! grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Herbalist Impersonates GMD NNPC, Femi Adesina, Others, Dupes Foreigner Of N30m by LofP(m): 5:05pm On May 17, 2019
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RomanceRe: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by LofP(m): 2:33pm On May 16, 2019
pweshdodo:
Trust me guys,my dick size is 6½inch..i don't know if i don't penetrate very well or she's just wide....
Please what can i do angry angry sad angry
Narrate your MO, so I can help you out.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Abuja Jobs Here by LofP(m): 2:06pm On May 16, 2019
shezpwiti:
That's the issue. They always ask for experience(
Try your luck no matter what.

You can visit weekly to check the noticeboard, and then you can also try to get info on how to do CAC registration for companies so you can get some side bucks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Abuja Jobs Here by LofP(m): 1:27pm On May 15, 2019
shezpwiti:
Pls I'm a lawyer in Abuja and need a job. I'm a lady
Go to Federal high court Maitama opposite CAC. The noticeboard there always has vacancies for lawyers. Experience may count though.
BusinessRe: Urgent Business Need by LofP(m): 1:08pm On May 15, 2019
Shegzy8:
I'm not sure
Okay. Go to the top right menu and click on settings.

The dropdown menu should show you Account, Chats, Notifications etc...

Click on Chats. You will find chat backup under this

Click on it to see if you can find what you seek.

Hopefully, if you are using the same number you used previously then you should be to find the number.
BusinessRe: Urgent Business Need by LofP(m): 12:45pm On May 15, 2019
Did you ever do google backups on your previous phone?
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Idowu Wows In New Pictures by LofP(m): 12:42pm On May 15, 2019
Next...
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Vs. Bola Tinubu: An Over-ambitious Politician Heading To His Own Fall by LofP(m): 12:17pm On May 15, 2019
grin This is an interesting drama.
CelebritiesRe: Olatayo Amokade Ijebuu Becomes 'Carabao Energy Drink' Ambassador (photos) by LofP(m): 12:12pm On May 15, 2019
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BusinessRe: How Do You Cope With Nigeria's Epileptic Power Supply Issue As A Freelancer? by LofP(m): 7:20am On May 11, 2019
Internetsavvy:
Generator Generator Generator
Since we disconnected from the power grid last year December it's been gen all through

Put gen on by 8am to 10am
Laptop battery will be fully charged by 10am
Laptop battery last 3hrs+
Use laptop from 10am - 1pm
Put on gen by 1pm - 3pm
Use laptop from 3pm - 6pm

By 6pm I will be through with my main work for the day.

Then we put on gen by 8:30pm to 10:30/11pm for relaxing.

The cycles continue like that.
I spend around 28k on fuel every month
Migrate to mtn solar or any other solar solution and reduce your fuel costs sir.

You actually use your laptop for 6 hours and it is within the daylight. The sun can power you and all you do is pay 4500 to MTN. Its even better for me on MTN beta talk, when I recharge I get almost 13k bonus for a week to make calls.
BusinessRe: How Do You Cope With Nigeria's Epileptic Power Supply Issue As A Freelancer? by LofP(m): 7:10am On May 11, 2019
IDRWFB:
The answers here are not enough. Guys please if you suggest one gets these: UPS, inverter, generator plus laptop power bank; kindly tell us the cost and how these things are used. Also, the issue of internet should also be considered. Data is expensive in Nigeria, how do you guys also overcome this? Routers, special services? I would really appreciate any information. If you don't wish to share it here, you may send a PM. Thanks Cc: mrphysics KelvinUchiha Iammo tetralogyfallout
I was using Ntel last year on wawu.

This year I am using Airtel.

Airtel 4G sim on 6month smartphone bonanza means I get 3.3gb for N1,000. So 12gb will amount to N4000.

I used to get 12gb for N1,000 on Ntel. Now, it is 6gb for N2,000 valid for 1 week on Ntel.

I use about 24-30gb monthly.
BusinessRe: How Do You Cope With Nigeria's Epileptic Power Supply Issue As A Freelancer? by LofP(m): 6:57am On May 11, 2019
Lenovo laptops seem to have the lowest power consumption in my view(no competent research to back this up). My system is a Sony and it consumes about 79w.

My brother has a Lenovo which consumes 50w.

I previously had a Hp mini which consumed about 40w, but it didn't have a disk drive, like all minis. grin
BusinessRe: How Do You Cope With Nigeria's Epileptic Power Supply Issue As A Freelancer? by LofP(m): 6:52am On May 11, 2019
acesoul:
Well..power is relatively stable in my house..as a backup I installed a small solar inverter solution (0.5kva and 80 watts panels) to power my laptop, fan and led light) all less than 60k..
Interesting, please explain further.
BusinessRe: How Do You Cope With Nigeria's Epileptic Power Supply Issue As A Freelancer? by LofP(m): 6:48am On May 11, 2019
MTN solar.

I can't stand generators.

I live in Abuja and the power situation is fair.

I am currently charging my laptop with my yellow box as I type.

The laptop's power consumes about 79w which is almost larger than the output of the solar inverter.

I have a Hisense tv set. It is eco-friendly. Its power consumption is about 50w, so it fits comfortably with my free tv decoder, on the solar inverter.
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Influenced Appeal Court Judgment For APC – PDP Releases Evidence by LofP(m): 3:16pm On May 09, 2019
This is a crude joke.
EducationRe: San Siro Sitting Style Inside University Of Cape Coast, Examination Hall, Ghana by LofP(m): 3:15pm On May 09, 2019
cool Waste of data!
CareerRe: Lady In Hijab Spotted Riding Keke Napep (Photos) by LofP(m): 3:14pm On May 09, 2019
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SportsRe: Lucas Moura Deserves A Statue - Eriksen by LofP(m): 3:12pm On May 09, 2019
Rejected by PSG who are nowhere near a Champions league final, but the hero for another club.

Unai Emery and PSG una see una life 4 3D ? He has achieved what these 2 crooks dream of achieving.
CrimeRe: Suicidal Man Prevented From Plunging Into The Lagoon In Leki, Lagos by LofP(m): 3:08pm On May 09, 2019
Very sad! lipsrsealed
CrimeRe: Man Poses As Female Panties Buyer In Edo, Hands Sellers Over To Police by LofP(m): 5:01pm On May 04, 2019
Good job.
CelebritiesRe: “wizkid And Phyno Both Had S*x With Tonto Dikeh” – Instagram User Reveals by LofP(m): 4:46pm On May 04, 2019
...It all falls down...
CelebritiesRe: Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh By A Nairalander, ExcelDeBaron by LofP(m): 12:49pm On May 04, 2019
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This drama queen won't end well if she's back doing drugs.
PoliticsRe: 19 Firms Shut, 250,000 Jobs Threatened By WEMPCO Crisis by LofP(m): 9:00pm On May 03, 2019
It doesn't absolve the company from blame, why were they not producing when we desperately need the development of local products in Nigeria? They have dug their own graves. This is economic sabotage by the leadership of the company.

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