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Celebrities › Re: 20 Pictures Of Hajia Bintu Flaunting Her Massive Curves In Sexy Outfits by LofP(m): 11:46pm On Nov 28, 2021
You can say a fat tank not a shit tank. The area is filled with fat and not excreta. Excreta comes from your intestines.
isaiah4life:
Poo tank undecided
Crime › Re: Pregnant Woman Crushes Husband’s Testicles Over Infidelity by LofP(m): 11:36pm On Nov 28, 2021
grin As she kill the husband finish she go born d pikin 4 prison.

At the end who lose?

The man don die with him alleged cheating. And na she remain to dey chop 'warden beans'.
Travel › Re: How Do I Relocate Abroad. HELP!!! by LofP(m): 6:43pm On Nov 27, 2021
Go to Nairaland travel section. Read the threads on how to relocate. Make a decision only after you have digested the information.
Agriculture › Re: Mushroom Farming Education In Abuja by LofP(op): 6:02pm On Nov 27, 2021
Make it a date with us every Wednesday at Suite 307/308 Lozumba Commercial Plaza Area 10 Garki.

Our seminars start by 2 pm. No African time!

Come join a community of entrepreneurs committed to eradicating poverty in Nigeria.
Agriculture › Re: Mushroom Farming Education In Abuja by LofP(op): 5:59pm On Nov 27, 2021
element1313:
I sent you an email but why don’t why want to drop your WhatsApp number
I have replied.
Business › Re: Beneficiaries Of CBN's AGSMEIS Loan Share Their Testimony by LofP(m): 12:06am On Nov 27, 2021
Any update?
Celebrities › Re: Why I Rejected Invitation To Meet Osinbajo - Sabinus by LofP(m): 3:01pm On Nov 26, 2021
ladgentle:
Please tell, now that he didn't meet with the VP, what has happened that would not had happened if he met with him? Or what did not happen that should have happened if he had met the VP. Influencers indeed!
He chose to stay away. Emphasis is on HIS choice.

His conscience is clear, unlike some people who are called Pastor or Professor yet they watched things go bad, but they silenced their conscience because of personal interest.
Celebrities › Re: Why I Rejected Invitation To Meet Osinbajo - Sabinus by LofP(m): 2:44pm On Nov 26, 2021
You can see the uninformed opinions of Nigerians asking who Sabinus is.

It is so sad that Nigerians no longer think rationally. Majority worship money and position and they tolerate mediocrity from their leaders.

Sabinus is a person with rights, and as an individual he has every right to state his opinion.

Only retards will think otherwise because their brains have been subjected to Cattle-o-nization.
Agriculture › Re: Mushroom Farming Education In Abuja by LofP(op):
element1313:
Drop your WhatsApp number
I prefer to leave my email address.

afrobasket@protonmail.com
Agriculture › Mushroom Farming Education In Abuja by LofP(op): 10:32am On Nov 26, 2021
Do you know mushroom cultivation is a lucrative business opportunity now?

Do you know there's an organisation looking for mushroom farmers across the 36 state of Nigeria?

Do you know that with ₦100,000 and a room you can start making mushrooms and a 100% increase on your investment in mushroom yields within 3 months?
People in Lagos heard about this opportunity, and a seminar for 200 people experienced an overflow of 1500 people.

If you are in Abuja and environs, do not miss this opportunity to learn how to produce mushrooms.

Contact me for more information.

You might be a corps member with savings from your service year, come and start a side hustle that requires minimal effort with assured harvest.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I'm Looking For A Black Man With Big D!ck Who Can Satisfy Me -sugar Mummy by LofP(m): 8:50am On Nov 26, 2021
SCAM
Food › Re: My Evening Meal Many Years After Graduation by LofP(m): 8:13am On Nov 26, 2021
My brother cheer up, continue hustling and praying for a breakthrough.

Nigeria is 2 steps from hellfire right now.

A young lady jumped from a bridge to end it all in Abuja a few days ago.

As long as you are breathing, find a way to eat and keep your certificate aside. You are competing with about 25 million unemployed or underemployed Nigerians for the same opportunities. Be wise and innovate.
Romance › Re: Could This Be Ordinary??? Please Help With Your Advice by LofP(m): 7:27pm On Nov 25, 2021
Kobojunkie:
So because he alluded to sinister events means there was most definitely sinister events, events which he didn't even think to tell anyone of, let alone his parents, of until she demanded answers from him for his actions the weeks prior? undecided

You folks ehn! Hopefully God go rescue the next generation from these mental shackles placed on your minds by those before you. undecided
Dude stop running around in circles.

Why will I mention gauging the family's reaction if not because something isn't right either with the guy or his tales? The topic of the thread is "Could this be ordinary?"

What mental shackles are you wearing bro? ��� grin angry grin
Romance › Re: Could This Be Ordinary??? Please Help With Your Advice by LofP(m): 6:48pm On Nov 25, 2021
Kobojunkie:
She is searching for closure and so telling a story he possibly made up, and she knows this too, will give her closure, how? undecided

Why does she need to show anyone that she is, according to you, a better human? Why does she owe anyone, even his parents that? undecided

Why should she care there reaction? Will their reaction somehow erase any of what the boy did or told her he did? undecided

What has juju to do with this story for Pete's sake? How juju concern any of what the boy narrated? undecided

If you properly researched that story you threw out there, you are likely to find that there is a lot more to it than just one "kpekus" I can bet you. But because of laziness, many jump to unreasonable conclusions without so much as a question. undecided
Whenever you argue, you always remind me of the comical characters in the movie "Alice in Wonderland'. If you didn't read where she typed that her boyfriend alluded to sinister events, then I can't help you. angry

Heck, no human can. grin
Romance › Re: Could This Be Ordinary??? Please Help With Your Advice by LofP(m): 6:36pm On Nov 25, 2021
Kobojunkie:
You suggested the girl inform the boy's parents of a tale he told her this while trying to explain why he cheated on her, attaching the term "empathy" to your suggestion, why? undecided
She's searching for closure. I suggested she speak to his people telling his story, one, to show she's a better human, and secondly to gauge their reaction.

I mentioned empathy because if you live in Nigeria, you will know juju is a big deal.

A former NPF IGP was reported to have abandoned his family for a woman. A recent IGP, not the immediate past one. Dude has virtually abandoned his life because of one kpekus. Those who reside in Abuja and who listen to Brekete radio will remember someone prominent mentioned this in passing a few months ago.
Romance › Re: Could This Be Ordinary??? Please Help With Your Advice by LofP(m): 6:25pm On Nov 25, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Your mind still hasn't caught up with the fact that we all exist within the same reality, only some have their minds clogged up with more delusions than others? undecided

What has this question of yours to do with this scenario? undecided
Your mind cannot conceive the notion of empathy.
Romance › Re: Could This Be Ordinary??? Please Help With Your Advice by LofP(m): 6:12pm On Nov 25, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Again, Why should she report it to his parents? What part of it is her business? undecided
When last did you spend 2 years in Nigeria or are you back from the US full-time now?
Romance › Re: Could This Be Ordinary??? Please Help With Your Advice by LofP(m): 5:52pm On Nov 25, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Why should she report it to his parents? What part of it is her business? undecided
How is her business your business?
Romance › Re: Could This Be Ordinary??? Please Help With Your Advice by LofP(m): 12:02pm On Nov 25, 2021
Report the spiritual matter to his parents and siblings before you move on. There are charms some women adorn which can capture a man's soul just by sight. Sleeping with the woman makes the matter worse.

If you ever loved the guy, speak to his people.
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With A Married Woman Who Runs A Spa In Lekki by LofP(m): 8:51pm On Nov 24, 2021
Delete this thread, except what you wrote is just a figment of your imagination. Do you know that you have accurately described the woman in detail, and just this thread could cause problems in her home if she has a jealous husband?

Use your head bro. I guess you are catching cruise with NLers.
Politics › Re: Buhari And Olu Jacobs: Same Dementia, Different Narratives - Farooq Kperogi by LofP(m): 8:56pm On Nov 23, 2021
grin Dementia? Or a cover-up?
Crime › Re: Commuters Stranded As Bandits Take Over Abuja-Kaduna Highway (Video) by LofP(m): 10:20am On Nov 23, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Courtesy of Nigeria Railway Corporation workers strike, northerners now remember that there is a problem. Ndiala!!!
Romance › Re: Please Advice Me: Should I Blackmail My Wealthy Boss? by LofP(m): 11:45am On Nov 21, 2021
Die don dey find you, young man.

Forget that thought you cannot pull it off and even if you do, you will never remain the same again. Hustle and make money. Forget about blackmail, when you grow older you will understand.
Romance › Re: Young Lady Goes On Social Media To Look For A Man Who Will Last 5 Hours In Bed by LofP(m): 5:49pm On Nov 20, 2021
Death warrant
Politics › Re: David Hundeyin And Bashir El-Rufai Fight On Twitter by LofP(m): 11:21am On Nov 20, 2021
The irony of the matter is that the final shot from David Hundeyin was right. Your sibling died while your father was in government, a victim of Nigerian roads, years later your father is still in government but things are worse and instead you are celebrating stupidity.
Family › Re: Sex Starved Husband by LofP(m): 9:13pm On Nov 19, 2021
Some Nigerian women use sex as a tool intentionally.

They are greedy and manipulative. The best thing is to pay them with their coin, bring STIs back home...��� grin grin grin and spray them.


But on a serious note when a person starts to say you should be more spiritual when sex is a physical thing that even David the King of Israel cherished so much that he sent another man to die so that he could take the man's wife, tell her: SHE IS FULL OF SH*IT.

The Bible says marry so you will not burn in lust, yet some human being will tell you that's too unspiritual of you.

angry grin
Family › Re: Sex Starved Husband by LofP(m): 9:04pm On Nov 19, 2021
Mummyfour:
And what book or constitution is it written that women must wash toilet, or that if a man does house chores, he has lost his manhood?
Abeg what works in one marraige mustn't work in another.
The most important thing is if the parties concerned are satisfied with their own arrangements.
Marraige requires a lot of patience, tolerance, agreement and compromise.
Abeg no be every thing be gra gra as it regards marraige.
There should be mutual respect of both parties feelings.
I don't care what makes it work. What concerns me is: let it work, and let all be genuinely happy.
Case close
Daddy four is waiting for you, kindly leave Nairaland and attend to him.
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With My Married Co Worker Have Started Touching Her Boobs Casually by LofP(m): 4:43pm On Nov 18, 2021
Send me your atm number and pin, plus your phone number. I will call you every day. If you fail to respond to my call within 6 hours, I will contact your family. grin grin grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Threatening Me. by LofP(m): 7:18pm On Nov 10, 2021
Don't joke around with people who threaten violence.

He should be old enough to know where to draw the line.

That was how one guy killed his girlfriend late 2019 from beating to discipline her.

Either male or female, do not tolerate domestic violence.

If she raises her hand against you, end the relationship. If he raises his hand against you, end the relationship.

My friends had an interesting piece of advice "Voom is better than statement".

I don't take threats of violence lightly at all because your close companion can target you at your weakest hour if the person is carrying a grudge.

Threats of beating or slaps should be a deal breaker in any relationship.

Relationships should be about affection, not wrestling.
Politics › Re: They Are Dropping Dead by LofP(m): 6:08pm On Nov 09, 2021
This is a service to humanity.

Keep documenting the details here, it is important to keep record so that people see the fallacy.

Well-done wink
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by LofP(m): 2:13am On Nov 08, 2021
Do you want to learn how to become an entrepreneur producing and selling your products without breaking a sweat?

There's a training opportunity in Abuja to learn Mushroom farming and other integrated farming styles for just 16 thousand naira.

Interested persons please respond, this is an excellent way to become independent.

The training will commence soon in Abuja, so hurry and apply.

N.B. You don't need much space beyond an extra room to start, and to see the potential of mushroom farming.

And yes, mushrooms can flourish within the house, not only outside the house.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Watford (1 - 0) On 7th November 2021 by LofP(m): 5:06pm On Nov 07, 2021
grin

A good result though it could have been better.

Initially, I was #ArtetaOut but he has built on his game to game performances; and starting a game without Xhaka or Partey and earning the 3 points shows a good run of form for the team.

Long may it continue.

COYG!

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