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RomanceRe: Love Can Be A Thousand Days Sweet, But... by lomprico(m): 7:50am On Jun 25, 2023
helinues:
Must you do silly things all in the name of love is blind?
The way you don't see anything wrong with how APC has plundered the country, is because of the love you have for them. That's what it means to say love is blind. wink
RomanceRe: Love Can Be A Thousand Days Sweet, But... by lomprico(m): 7:35am On Jun 25, 2023
helinues:
The way love is sweet is also the way it's bitter.

But that line of love is blind, na wrong perception, love no even get any eyes to see, love is blind is just an excuse for our silly mistakes
You don't understand the term "Love is blind"
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerians Let Truth Breathe (photos) by lomprico(m): 7:16am On Jun 25, 2023
Nigeria is a shithole country na.

The water praying woman stunt dint happen in Nigeria.
CrimeRe: S3x In The Church-and Murder Of Pregnant Choir Mistress by lomprico(m): 7:12am On Jun 25, 2023
Hmmmm

Why didn't they kil him instantly?
HealthRe: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by lomprico(m): 10:25pm On Jun 24, 2023
kyber:
My morning erection sometimes comes and sometimes doesn’t, and when it comes it is semi hard.

So I have tried to have sex with girls, whenever I’m being excited I get hard, But after putting on a condom and inserting my male organ into the vagina, it’s becomes soft after 2 or 3 thrust.

It takes minutes for me to get hard after some caressing by the lady and when I put it in it goes soft again.

Mind you I do masturbate but I stopped a month ago. Those were the period these things happened. I haven’t had sex since I stopped masturbation for fear of the repetition.

The girls I had left cause I couldn’t satisfy them, the love they had for me vanished after I couldn’t even perform well like their ex, making them miss their exes .

I haven’t tried raw sex yet to confirm if I can sustain my erection when I feel the inner walls of the vagina and it’s sweetness, because some of the articles I have read here on Nairaland talked about my male organ getting used to my left hand (cause that’s what i use) thereby making it loose sensitivity to the point where my male organ becomes insensitive inside the condom.

Is my condition a critical one or one that can be fixed easily by following few steps of instructions?

What can I do to get this fixed and get my male organ back to its full potential?
Wèréy
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of Wizkid At An Event At The Igbinedion University Okada (pic) by lomprico(m): 10:11pm On Jun 24, 2023
Muh247:
Ice prince, brymo, Wizzy
Sakodie
Music/RadioRe: What Is That New Song You Just Can't Get Off Your Head Right Now... by lomprico(m): 12:55pm On Jun 24, 2023
" I know you senior me, I get money pas your papa"
Foreign AffairsRe: UN Adds Russia To ‘list Of Shame’ For Killing Hundreds Of Children In Ukraine by lomprico(m): 2:59pm On Jun 23, 2023
The ones US killed in Iraq nko?
PoliticsRe: The Tinubu That Attended Chicago State University Is Female” - Atiku To Tribunal by lomprico(m): 2:58pm On Jun 23, 2023
Absuchat:
How will Tinubu get out of this one?
The way he clinched the seat. Buy his way out!
CrimeRe: My Bitter Experience At The Police Station by lomprico(m): 2:55pm On Jun 23, 2023
Cloudflare:
Whoever read that long epistle should summarize abeg
He said Nigerian police treated him like Nigerian police.
PoliticsRe: We'll Address Concerns Around Financing Primary Healthcare - Kashim Shettima. by lomprico(m): 7:06pm On Jun 22, 2023
fastseo:
wink the solution to our problem lies in our hands not in bill gate's hand.
we must do the right thing by electing the right people, policy must be put in place to make elections transparent and also for inec not to select leaders for us.
Such policy can only be put in place by leaders who were genuinely elected by the majority.
FamilyRe: My Neighbour's Wife And Her Wahala by lomprico(m): 6:50pm On Jun 22, 2023
malcom1X:
This is why I don't play with neighbors children, they don't greet me, me I no even want them to greet me.

I no send them.
Every guy wants to hit on the man's daughters, me I no get time.

I go work, I come back I enter my house sleep no one begs me for lighter or anything. Me I no beg them for anything.

Everybody dey their dey.


The only communication I have with the man is good morning while I'm leaving to work and good evening while I'm going inside the house.

Shikena. Them don call me names tire, call me cultist etc.
The day I was on leave the wife said I lost my job.

And then dey talk am make I hear.
While I'm leaving to work. Me I no send them.

It hurts to be them and not getting a reply from me.
I no reply I no send them.
Corrret! "Good fences make good neighbors". Oyibo man know why him talk so.
FamilyRe: My Neighbour's Wife And Her Wahala by lomprico(m): 6:46pm On Jun 22, 2023
Adonispco:
Am sorry for my writing pattern; I am in a serious dilemma since January.

I live in a face me I slap you house with just four co-tenants and the landlord.

There is this neighbour of mine that parked in on December 2021, a married man with three kids; two daughters and a son,the eldest daughter should be around 14 years old while the son and the last daughter should be about 4 & 2 years respectively.

We where living in peace although one has to make tolerance a friend for there to be peace.
These my neighbour's eldest daughter to be honest is morally bankrupted, she steals and lies without remorse.

My neighbour's wife always try to cover up her daughter bad behaviours. During christmas time 2022, I noticed a sudden suspicious behaviours from my neighbours wife towards me in particular; she does as if am a diabolic person, as a cool headed guy I focused on my life until on January 21 2023 when I heard the worst words towards my dignity and reputation as a common person;

Fellow nairalanders guess what? My neighbours wife accused me of poisoning his two little kids.

As a cool guy and from what i learnt never to take action when angry, I maintained like its nothing but told our landlord.

My neighbour who is a driver usually travels and can stay there for weeks, so I have to wait for the man of the house to return and hear from him before taking action, so on 29 January he returned, a general yard meeting processed; he was asked to explain more on the accusation from his wife towards me and this was what he said;

"Someone in our yard premises poisoned his children using mirinda and biscuit" that we all are lucky nothing happened to his kids otherwise he will call the police to arrest everybody in our yard.

When asked how he found out that it was someone from our yard and what sickness his children suffered; he said that his children were vomiting blood in the middle of the night, and he went to a spiritual doctor who told him that it was someone from the yard he lives in.

Please Nairalanders what will I do cause I have tried to let go of this heavy accusation but it havent been easy and to make matters worse the once loved innocent easy going guy have become a depressed soul due to the crack on my previous solid reputation.

Please anyone with a good pragmatic solution should help a brother.
Did you give the kids mirinda and biscuits?
Are the kids really sick?

If 'no' then go and report to the police, because if anything happens to the kids and they go to the police first, it will be hard for you to pull yourself out.
Christianity EtcRe: See The Hilarious Prayer Request Of Lady During Live Prayers Service by lomprico(m): 6:38pm On Jun 22, 2023
Prayer na prayer.


All these prosperity pastors are responsible for such.
No one preached repentance and salvation again. Only money, money, money!
FamilyRe: My Husband Wants Us To Relocate To The Village by lomprico(m): 6:36pm On Jun 22, 2023
momsloved:
Good afternoon everyone, pls I urgently need your advice and suggestions on this.

My husband has been out of job since towards the end of last year. Almost the same time I had my second baby. The truth is, the same me nursing my baby has been the same person struggling to provide for the home.

Knowing that he contributed to his lost of job. He goes to work late, different excuses, doing the job anyhow that the management had to fire him. This is the second job he's losing due to carelessness.
He wasn't still meeting up with responsibilities even when he had those jobs. He was always complaining of TP expenses, deduction due to late coming, his salaries was not benefiting us.

Our present accomodation of 250k, one bedroom apartment is expiring ending of next month and I don't know how we're going to pay for the rent. The previous rent I have always contributed when I had the money.
Presently I have no job. I left my job during delivery, but I'm hoping to start looking for job very soon. Yet, I'm not idle. I'm still trying with little business to cartar for the house.

The issue now is, he has arranged his stuffs preparing to relocate to the village and he wants us to go together because he can't afford to renew the rent.
I told him I can't go to the village with him, we are too young to start retiring to the village. What about good school for the children especially my first child? But he has decided to go without us, leaving us with the whole responsibilities.
I'm afraid, I can't afford everything here either. But going with him to the village is also very scary. A man who ignore us when there's nothing in the house, waiting for me to fix, how can I trust him and relocate with my two children to his village? I can't speak their language and it's an interior village, How do we survive there?
He's not even considering all these.
Pls, advice me on what to do. I'm really fed up.
Dump the lazy irresponsible asshole.
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal: Govs Going About Business As Usual With Endless Convoys – TUC by lomprico(m): 4:54pm On Jun 22, 2023
Those crooks no send anybody papa!


Shithole country!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Rice Value Chain Created 2,620 Jobs – Sanwo-olu by lomprico(m): 2:48pm On Jun 22, 2023
Good but are you sure it's not 250,000 jobs it created ?
HealthRe: What's This On My Thighs & Under My Scrotum? Please Help (Viewers Discretion) by lomprico(m): 7:42pm On Jun 21, 2023
Chronicwanker:
Greetings everyone. I've had this on my thighs and under my scrotum for a while now and I've tried to get rid of it but it's still there. Please who knows what it is and how can I truly get rid of it because I'm worried.

I bath twice a day and I don't wear a boxer for more than 12 hours. I shave regularly too so I'm confused.

The skin area is white and sometimes falls off when I scratch it, but the marks are there and the whiteness still.
Std
PoliticsRe: RMAFC Approves 114% Salary Increase For Tinubu, Shettima, Govs, Others by lomprico(m): 7:38pm On Jun 21, 2023
Racoon:
"Toh" what? You lots are speechless right? They kept on making life better for themselves at the expense of the already beleaguered and downtrodden masses in commiting economic sabotage while increasing the cost of governance and piling useless debts
Those ones dey collect 30k for supporting nonsense
PoliticsRe: Ex-Depot Petrol Price Rises To ₦‎490 Per Litre by lomprico(m): 11:04am On Jun 21, 2023
Na everybody go collet! cheesy
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Lands In France, Ahead Of Global Summit by lomprico(m): 9:23am On Jun 21, 2023
.......and drip grin
PoliticsRe: Sowore Releases Details Of Campaign Expenses, Asks Others To Emulate Him by lomprico(m): 9:21am On Jun 21, 2023
Sowore rest!
FashionRe: Pictures Of Lady Having Snake Tattoo On Her Chest by lomprico(m): 10:29am On Jun 19, 2023
I read comments on this thread and SMH!

Religion did us no good at all.
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Tells West 'go To Hell' In The Wake Of Nuclear Weapons Transfer To Belarus by lomprico(m): 9:59am On Jun 19, 2023
Righteousness2:
BIBLE PROPHECY IS PLAYING OUT BEFORE US, BUT MANY CANNOT SEE.

With all the craziness on Earth today, How can anyone not see that we living in the very last moments before Jesus’ appearing?”
Show us where it says Russia will supply bombs to Belarus in the bible.
PoliticsRe: Make Sure Another G5 Emerges For APC To Win In 2027, Akpabio Tells Wike (Video) by lomprico(m): 9:53am On Jun 19, 2023
OlawaleBammie:
Avenue for those robbed to cry ; sad
PoliticsRe: Inflation Rose 67 Times Under Emefiele - Punch by lomprico(m): 9:45am On Jun 19, 2023
Under buhari!

Emefiele worked under GEJ why didn't inflation rise then? Why did the inflation start from 2015 when dullardìnho took over power?

This people just want to punish emefiele for buhari's crimes.
PoliticsRe: Bulkachuwa Blunder: 11 Critical Questions Nigerians Are Asking by lomprico(m): 9:44am On Jun 19, 2023
Cassandraloius:
The truth will be revealed one day.
And nothing will happen afterwards.

Shithole country
FoodRe: Chef Dammy Looking Presidential With Her Security Detail, Holds Press Conference by lomprico(m): 6:05pm On Jun 18, 2023
Baci sef no do reach like this. grin
PoliticsRe: DSS Raids Headquarters Of EFCC, Carts Away Sensitive Documents- SaharaReporters by lomprico(m): 3:21pm On Jun 18, 2023
Banana republic
FoodRe: David Hundeyin Advises Nigerian Chefs On The Mad Chase For Cook-a-thon GWR by lomprico(m): 10:10am On Jun 18, 2023
Seefinish:
Let another Nigerian quickly break Dammy s record.
Dammy don't have a record

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