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Russia is even stressing too much. They don't need to fight convectional war. Just cut off gas supply to Europe, and we are in winter.

Is it not Uche Nwosu I'm seeing in that picture?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
My niggar

Kick them ass and balls

Seems you like ass too much?

Adesanya, go there and make us proud.

These guys are not telling us the truth. How much is oil now?

Nigerian army should always show us pictures

Do we still have National Orientation Agency in this country?

If Yes, what have they been doing?

Wait, they are still wasting public funds and time on this guy?

He should have been answering his maker by now.

If Emefiele tries it, A dollar will be 2000 naira.

Emefiele is more interested in saving his job than saving the economy.

Defend your state and stop making noise.

Buhari has told you all that he has given his best to Nigeria.
Work don finish.
Any time remaining now till 2023 na for enjoyment.
Soon, him go travel go collect small winter breeze.

Come to Rivers state and see what Wike did to shanties na. Most times, These shanties are hide outs for criminals.

Sanwo-olu is working sha, I used to think he points only hand.

Adex0907:
It’s important to say this because urine and kerosene are considered harmful, dangerous and toxic to the eyes

Urine can worsen the Apollo, give you eye irritation, you can get an STD eye infection like Chlamydia or Gonorrhea, you can become blind as well.
Also, you can't get Apollo from looking at someone, No need to start looking away

But you can get it if you share towels, pillows, bedsheet, handkerchief, shake hands, kiss

So wash hands regularly
Don’t rub eyes- it worsens it
Don’t share personal items
Wear dark sunglasses.

You guys always advise on the bolded, but it's not possible now.

Adex0907:
Now viral apollo can last for up to 14-21 days. It does NOT respond to antibiotic eye drops and goes away ON ITS OWN- treatment or no treatment

Actually, this is what most of us had/have.

And that’s why you say “eye drops didn’t work for one week but urine worked after”.

That’s because viral Apollo (is caused by viruses not bacteria) and will never respond to antibiotic eye drops, And usually when it’s time for it to go on its own, if you applied urine around same time, you assume the urine made it go

That was pure coincidence

Honestly, you know what you are saying. Mine has lasted for one week plus now. But I'm using a ciprofloxacin and ophthalmic eye drops. I was asked to put a drop twice daily. The truth is, I think it's not responding to the eyedrops. I'm still using, though. It is gradually clearing on it's own.

dre11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI9_zHXnxYs




https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/508366-customers-accuse-abuja-fuel-station-of-dispensing-water.html

This is not intentional. Their underground tanks may have corroded and having ingress of water over time.

Nigerians una blood too dey hot.

Funnyandviral:
Aggrieved church members of The Master's Court, Ilorin, Kwara state came out to protest against their pastors attitude, by locking down the church.

The complained about how their pastors showed less concern about loss of members, too much looting of members and pastor not listening to members complains.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Eos1xlhYfo

Wait o, no bi the pastor get the church? Is TMC not a Pentecostal church?

Stargurl20:
There's something I've noticed about men. They can be so unforgiving when it comes to their wives or gf's unfaithfulness. I'm not justifying this. Trust me, I'm not. But I've seen lot of cases where women would forgive the husband and forget. Why is it hard for men to forgive?

I mean, if God uses all our sins to judge or punish us in this life, I believe no one will remain in existence. Why can't a mere mortal man also develop this forgiving spirit?

Men have sex for fun. No affection or attachment. Men can have sex just once and will never go back to that woman again.

Women have sex as a result of affection and love. Once a woman opens leg for a man, she can do it over and over again.

Good

stampo:
Good morning fellow Nairalanders.
This is real matters that needs your advice..

A very close friend of mine has found himself in a confused state and will need best advice on how to handle a critical situation.

This guy is already planning to get married with his girlfriend later this year ...plans going on.
During the last holidays, he ran into his ex girlfriend after a long while, they exchanged number and he invited her over to have a drink then hang out somewhere.

During the course of the meeting one thing lead to another they had sex...this happened 2 months ago.

My friend just got a call from the ex girlfriend that she missed her period and she is pregnant for him..
My friend was like trying to explain to her that he is get married in few months time and has no plans for her as regards marriage.

The ex girlfriend says she is keeping the pregnancy that my friend should do what ever he feels
The issue now how can he tell his girlfriend and parents about it.

Should he stop the planning of the wedding or should he continue with the ex girlfriend ?.

Please your advice on this issue is needed.

Are you not his freind? Find advise and give him.

Barrister026:
My wife left me December 18th during the festive period to her home town, til this moment I haven't had sex. Trust me it hasn't really been easy we can't fight nature.
All the temptations at work and along the roadside when am on wheels my eyes are seeing.

So I decided to visit a popular relaxing spot this evening to while away time, ordered gulder to quench my taste... to my surprise they were girls displaying their markets.

At first I ignored, but body just did me one kind, I signalled one to come sit with me bought her drink and from there ask her how much she charge.

(Which she told me, saying she go do me well)
Then I had a war going on in my mind, hope you know say you be married man?.

Seriously I got married since 2019, I haven't had another lady apart from my wife.


So we went to her room, I gave her money..she was about to pull her top.

I don't know what got into me, I say "hi please don't bother....." She was surprised.

I went outside sweating.... the money I gave her didn't pain me.

What pain me is am so ashamed of myself for even having that thought.

Even though I didn't do the act, I feel like have cheated already for entering her room.

(This feeling didn't come because she's a prostitutes, I know I feel same way if it's a normal lady)

So married men how do you confidently cheat on your wife without remorse?

Oga, you still dey learn work. After 10 years of marriage c come back and tell us if you have cheated or not.

Don't give yourself prostrate cancer o.

Nksleek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcIfcO6tsi8

Arik Air’s flight from Lagos to Asaba has allegedly crash landed at a remote area.

Focus Naija can report that veteran Nollywood actress, Uche Elendu was onboard the aircraft that crash landed.

Taking to social media to berate the Airline’s Crew, the actress said that they were ten minutes to their destination when the aircraft failed gear.

According to her, she said that the pilot attempted to reverse to Lagos before the unfortunate crash landing at the remote area.

As at the time of filing this report, passengers were already on a bus ride to the airline’s terminal in Lagos.



https://www.instagram.com/ucheelendu/p/CYotU6YtdwB/?utm_medium=copy_link

Uche Elendu or whatever you call yourself, no need to add "male" to an "air host"

The air host was only doing his job by telling you the simple truth. He didn't know the plane was faulty biko. Fault can develop in any machinery at anytime.

Thank God you guys are safe.

Both the bride and the bridesmaid are biséxuals. This is a sign of what they will do once the husband leaves for work.

Gov. Buni, lead by example by enlisting your own children in the NA, then other parents will allow their kids to join.

xcesspaschal:
I grew up at NGWA RD in late 90's wat about u. U just reminded me of my childhood at IBADAN STREET... Smiles

I bi Nwa Nsukka.

To be honest, Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria.


The greatest enemy of a black man is himself.

Rohr is a very stvpid man. How does having a player in Chelsea and Man Utd affect us in AFCON? Saleh wey dey Liverpool, wetin him play.

We need to sing "O buro jersey na agba, system na agba" for him.

Nna'a, Mo Saleh no see ball play. Super Eagles tie am like firewood.


Gernot Rohr almost ruined Super Eagles. Well done, Eguavoen

Lagos again?
Does it mean MOT no dey work for Lagos?


Even though i no longer celebrate FTC, I just want to remind yous guys that i am the FTC.

Niece:
Controversial Nollywood actor, Uche Maduagwu has revealed how much he made last year and what he did with the money, WonderTV Media reports.

The self-acclaimed ‘Richest Nollywood Actor’ stated that he used the eighteen million naira (N18,000,000) to buy plots of land in Anambra State. He also claimed that he sold his car and invested in his house project.

The actor made known that he does not make money to show off on social media as his colleagues do. He questioned people who drive flashy cars and do not have a house of their own.

, he said.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYeTA3as4R-/

Are you this poor?

Guest2008:
How Can I Help My Brother Out Of This Mess

Good afternoon nairalanders. As I'm typing this, my mum is not herself and she's been crying since morning because she caught my younger one smoking in his room..

He locked himself in the room for a very long time and my mum decided to go check on him. After a while, he sprayed his room and opened the door.

The room was filled with this hard drug smell, she called me and we decided to check the room even though he denied ever smoking.. We saw a light brown paper that he probably tears from, a nylon containing something like sand and a lighter behind the toilet seat. Despite all this, he still denied it claiming the smell is probably from the next compound.
My brother just clocked 16 and he's in SS2..

How can I advise and help him stop because I believe he was actually smoking even though he denied it?

Fool!shness is bound in the heart of a child but the rod of correction will drive it far away from him.

Flog the hell out of that your brother

Bob risky, it's too early in the year to start this non.sense, please.


He don slam you law suit, you come change mouth. I thought you had money.

Vinnie2000:
Wheel barrow or Snake in the Monkey shadow style?

Can I DM you?

So that you can teach me how it's done and then we Try out Practicals..

Happy New Year, Egbon.