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For those who do not know why Nigeria's incoming President, Mr. Peter Obi (GCFR to-be) went to Egypt.

Listen...

Egypt has the highest number of ongoing infrastructural projects in Africa. A FACT!

Egypt recently completed:
1. The world's largest water treatment plant,
2. World's largest archaeological museum,
3. World's 4th largest solar park,
4. Africa's tallest building,
5. African's Biggest fish farm,
6. Africa's Longest light rail line.

Egypt has built 10,000 factories in the last 7 years, and is constructing 34 new cities.

Yes, you heard me. Go and verify!

Egypt is currently building Africa's:
1. Largest Olympic Sports City,
2. Largest Shopping Mall,
3. Largest First space research city,
4. 2nd largest mosque,

Calm down, e never finish o...

They are also building World's:
5. Largest monorail line,
6. World's largest beet sugar factory,
7. Sugar strategic crops production plant,
8. 6th largest high-speed rail line.

Peter Obi has already started work as Nigeria's president, and you are still asking questions.

Be #OBIdient and #VotePeterObi

NB: I own right to this writeup.

Very good.

You guys should endure. It is well

I am happy more people are now interested in the political process of Nigeria.

We must get it right in 2023.

Vote for Peter Obi. I am "Obidient"

Joezinho:
Congratulations... I hope he's keeping his "sweaty" money to himself too..

You entitled, crazy, Nigerian ladies deserves zilch from men. Not even Indonesian rupees.

Are you the Op's husband?

She is saying no to dirtiness, and not to séx. How can a man sleep without taking his bath? Even me sef that works in an a/c office and drives a/c car bathes immediately I come home even before eating.

That man is a dirty a.ss!

Sunnycliff:
Werey men! They couldn't stand the challenges of manhood, they saw womanhood is a leeway

This has always been my thought about them. Weaklings.

TunezMediaBlog:
Nigerian rap star, Falz and his comic companion, Bovi has taken to social media to show off their Voters Card as Nigerians Get personal about the coming elections and kick off trend of disassociating theme selves with anyone yet to own a PVC after the sad news about the killings in OWO.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CeePEEfLGtA/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

At Falz status he still laminates ID cards

Each man his own wahala.

Chopchopfine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dovx_QL17RM

***singing***

Okro no bi soup o
Na management o
Soliooo....Solioo...daa
Solioo...solioo....daa

So that by the time he comes back the issue must have been solved. This APC issue don fly am.

Conner44:
Small skid or slide and this jap econobox must either tumble or fly into the bush

I should spend N3.5M on a vehicle that doesn’t have traction control? So all the fuel she’s been saving she will now use X 10 of that money to repair the car

Because Nigerians always say "Corolla can run" meaning it can accelerate so fast. Forgetting that because a corolla is badged "sports" doesn't make it a race car.

They alter the CG too in the name of "raising it"

Story!

They want to stylishly relocate him to a better place.

GraciousGod190:
I don't know if it's the right section for this, I happened to visit a friend of mine and he wasn't home, so I stood by the gate contemplating if I should go and come back later or wait a little longer. Suddenly people started running to and fro, inside their houses. One guy even left his smart phone in the chair he was sitting opposite a provision shop. Ah, all this while I just stood there wondering what's happening, before some set of vans of police drove pass the narrow street. they didn't even stop they were going somewhere else.

This isn't the first time I'm experiencing this mostly when i visit the rural areas... Advanced men runs.... young teens runs...adults run....so I always wondered why do they always run?

Why not stand still like the way I did?

He who runs, live to run another day.

Bros, next time run before askin questions. Don't be a victim of being in the right place at the wrong time

Alaigbopress:
Some days ago, I posted here about how my girl friend posted her ex pictures twice and I got a handful of advice, insults and very derogatory statements. Also at the same time I also got very few matured and helpful comment.
I wanted to apply the advice I was given here because I was furious and that could have been disastrous.

The next day after posting here, I confronted my girl, I told her it is over between us(all was a ploy to know how much she loves me). Since that day, my Girl's mood changed, she doesn't talk to people, she doesn't laugh and even started skipping her meal. She came to my house and was crying heavily that she was sorry. That has it been she know that it will provoke me that she wouldn't have done it.

I still pretended that I will never forgive her. Just yesterday she called my female bestie and narrated to her what happened and she called me yesterday evening and pleaded with me to forgive her. Which I did and You need to see how happy this girl has been. I will send screen shot of her recent Whatsapp status.


My Advice to anyone seeking for a relationship advice is not to follow the popular comment here.

How old are you? Have you washed plates?

myright:
http://muslimrightsmuric..com/2022/05/fresh-blasphemy-in-osun-arrest-akintaro_21.html?m=1

The people of Osun should just know that they are not original Muslim o. Northern Muslims don't regard them

Chelsea referee.

Farewell, nwa nna

Ajala the traveller

If you believe anything will happen to the killer, you can believe anything.

As their names have been revealed, David's family should trace their relatives and revenge.

An eye for an eye won't make the world go blind. It will rather make everyone to "have sense" in dealing with others.

Nobody owns the monopoly of violence

Zonefree:
3 million Naira, at least.

You are not serious. #3m for 2003 Corolla?

Very good.

Nobody owns the monopoly of weyrey

Amaechi, stop capping carelessly! If not, you go collect wotowoto when you lap ama.

Even a toddler knows the problem of Nigeria.

You cannot talk about Obollo-afor without talking about ashewos and Okpa (cowpea).

Even Ejyk Nwamba sang it in his "Aja Wele Wele" song that Ashewo Obollo-afor hancha na akwu na corotar (coal tar).

A very big lie.

Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi is the anointed child.

It is the right thing to do. Oby Ezekwesili declined and many other speakers. So

shantti:
Really? And you think u would understand all the technical instructions the air traffic controllers will be giving u.

Air traffic controller : Do u copy? Do u copy? Tweak the alternative circuit breakers so that the electrical surge matches the inductance phase resonance

You :

Funnily, they won't use technical terms because they know you don't understand. And whatever they say, they will tell you the location.

KingAzubuike:
That's for small planes like Cessna. If na Boeing, don't dare try it.

Boeing or Airbus is even easier because you have everything on your FMS/MDCU.

Na wa o

Which way Nigeria?

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Pilot became incapacitated on Air, nothing person no go hear.Stop playing

It's very possible, bro. Why do you think two pilots are always needed?

Any smart person can land a plane. Once you squawk (declare emergency), the Air Traffic Controllers (ATCs) take over and tell you what to do.

Yes, it's that easy.

For those saying "autopilot", it is not, please. Even trained pilots rarely land a plane with autopilot.


Read my aviation topics. I have wanted to do more aviation threads but mods are not encouraging me at all.

[quote author=Emergingnation3 post=112881950]Stale propaganda !!



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Says someone who lives outside the East

Ah! Na Ramires bi dis? Him girlfriend tried o.

Let's move on, abeg. We all know nothing will happen to those guys.

The list of such gruesome kîllings is endless. An average Northerner, educated or not, have same mentality as those Almajiri when it comes to religion.

It is no longer UGM or DSS, now Arsonists? Okay o.

Why can't they wait to hear what MNK told Soludo?