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ruggedised:
op u and your silly friends should pray u even see a husband who earn 50k per month to marry self. Seems you people don't know husbands are scares

bunch of foolish gold diggers

my niggur i own you one crate of beer.bunch of idiotic and stupid gold diggers no be small.these ladies cant work and sustain themselves,all they are good at is to be dependent and parasitic in nature.

Adamsdelrio:
Desmond is more handsome than Noah..... Take it or leave it.

I will leave it

Abookii preek don carry una sister go.

Make we come fry beans.

If you like go to hell.thats your furrking buisness.

pocohantas:
Shun guys...
When konji hold them, they'll just humble and be begging like mumu. They'll say baby, it's not like I can't do without sex, but I wan us to connect" if I hear! Wifi connection

Then proceed to things like "let me put it inside, I won't shake it. You don't have to do anything, let me just enter and rest there. Okay, only the tip... baby allow me cum, you know I do have blue balls".

Sisters don't fall for it o

they are falling and they will keep falling,one even fell on my bed yestarday.

ElizaVeta:
They keep asking this question in a conversation :

Do you live alone or with parents ?..

Hehehe ..

see your innocent breeaasst

Dyt:
Everyone saying quit job


Yes
She has admitted her mistakes
She's pleading
Still pleading
Dunno why it's hard for men to forgive sha
Not like she's still with him sef
Hian
Very selfish set of humans

you and that op must possess the same character,you think it's easy to forgive that kind of $hit.

Badgers14:
Na you get your mouth, you fit use am chop $hit

how you take know say I just chop $hit finish.

Badgers14:
Me and you need to re-write this story then

see them nairaland toasters association.asshawoo ten ten kobo.

Lunagirl:
Yes na. Size matters 100%.

ur head day there.

Barcelona whats happening,na draw una day find so,

See face na

Ok.but pls which network did he use to call him.nonsense,that man should better remain there,the economy is smiling small small since he traveled to london abi na uk.

Ur life bro,thank God for it o.

See as the man day shapeless.shapeless and shameless animal.

haywire1:
Chaiiii, south-south nd south-east men get small joystick, she needs to try a South-west man with oversized joystick. Her life will never remain the same again ....

I'm proud to be a south-west man nd I'm proud of my joystick




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are you sure that you are ok.

ToriBlue:
I never said its my picture am using.


You dig well bro.


I'm much more prettier than the supposed girl I use her picture but I won't use mine.


I wish to be anonymous.

Thanks.

you see yourself.

nNEOo:
Hello nairalanders

Pls I need advice pls

My gf travelled abroad and a couple of weeks later I was feeling honey, I went to a motel and picked a damsel, paid her n we made out, after we had chat and "after sex kiss" she asked me for my no.

The thing now is she have been asking me to come to her house,
Telling me how she rented an apartment n how changed she is,

That she love me that I should come n spend time with her, that she want to kiss my pink lips


Truth is an scared, I promise I will see her this week

Pls I need help

Yea I no insults is allowed

niggur if insult you,what will you do.

Erums:
then lockup ..dey observe, u nor know de end P

ok sir

B2Spirits:
Make cucumber crew no reason ontop my matter o.

is not what you think,am just trying to help u and help your girlfrd.is just like using one stone to bring to 2 birds down.abi you no grab the levels.

Erums:
Bros rest abeg, .. Hold urside, check my quotes and thread, i no dey follow woman.. Na simple question i ask her... I wan carry the control commot for nairaland if she gree... Na so dem take dey work, abi u nor wise?

i no wise o.

BigSarah:
Preferably 200naira per one
any Fruits sellers?

i have longcucumber for sell.are you buying if yes let me know.

Erums:
U dont need to create a thread to buy cucumber.... Well is guess all is for fun.... Can we get to talk off this platform
.?

see them,na them them,na only to day pursue woman up and down for nairaland una sabi.

B2Spirits:
Today is my girl's birthday. Because of the nature of my work, I will not be able to see her today. So, she has been threatening hail and brimstone since morning.

What pains me most is that I won't be able to monitor her movements today, and I will need time to find out if she cheats today. Na to dump her sorry ass if I suspect foul play pere.

am a mobile person,where is the party taking place let me help you and monitor her 4 u.i will make sure i keep her in place and she will not misbehave.

Whitehousechick:
Please what is mouth action?

the action that the mouth exhibit thank you.

agbonkamen:
I can't even imagine myself giving mouth action. nairaland guys dick are too black..........na joke o

that your mouth go good for mouth action walahi.

abouzaid:
the quality of english used to write this article is just too poor. what's the job of the newspaper editors?

and you think that yours is better.

Nysc,national youth sex commission.

Na wa o,whats happening.

Ok

Hmm