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RomanceRe: What Can N500 Buy As Val Gift For My Girlfriend? [pls Advice] by Longcucumber(m): 4:43pm On Feb 14, 2017
kullozone:
So you know that place? All those dirty ashee
hehehehehehehe dirty ashee no be small.
RomanceRe: What Can N500 Buy As Val Gift For My Girlfriend? [pls Advice] by Longcucumber(m): 2:50pm On Feb 14, 2017
kullozone:
I say cheap one na.... Just look for where aboki full. Olosho wey dey aboki side dey collect 5h but, after 2mins una go begin quarel.
place like alabarago in okokomaiko
HealthRe: 'World's Heaviest Woman' Arrives At Indian Hospital For Surgery by Longcucumber(m): 4:32pm On Feb 12, 2017
mankan2k7:
me x 10=d woman
that means you are equally an extra large personality.
RomanceRe: Is It Normal To Feel This Way? Anyone With Same Feeling by Longcucumber(m): 5:04pm On Feb 08, 2017
Mumu people full this topic.op na cigar stick you carry for waist.you think say 8.5 inches na childs play.
CelebritiesRe: Ayo Shonaiya Slams Gordons For Calling 2face An Illiterate by Longcucumber(m): 10:28am On Feb 08, 2017
Watin i wan type self
RomanceRe: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Longcucumber(m):
davodyguy:
Stale.

Not for we married men. We owe our wives a duty of care and love
na today.mr man park well.
RomanceRe: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Longcucumber(m):
I told you to suck my dick and you are licking the dick.its over.
RomanceRe: Could This Be Love by Longcucumber(m): 12:02pm On Feb 05, 2017
Hmmm
PoliticsRe: What Nigerians Are Saying About James Ibori's Arrival by Longcucumber(m): 2:34pm On Feb 04, 2017
Naija always Celebrating mediocrity.if nigeria is an organise entity,that glorified criminal is suppose to face the wrath of the law.
RomanceRe: Help How Can I Deal With My Sexual Addiction by Longcucumber(m): 3:23pm On Feb 02, 2017
tete7000:
Yes, everything has spiritual intonation. I mean everything!, including your attack on him. We wrestle not against flesh and blood but against powers and principalities in high places (Ephesians 6:12). Pray that you spiritual eyes are open.
you are basically,one of the problems we have in this country.
RomanceRe: Do You 'eat' , 'suck' , "Lick" The Pvssy? by Longcucumber(m): 3:19pm On Feb 02, 2017
beneviv:
No thanks
what if i want to.
RomanceRe: Do You 'eat' , 'suck' , "Lick" The Pvssy? by Longcucumber(m): 1:56pm On Feb 02, 2017
beneviv:
Ewwwwww
do you care for some,sucking and licking.
RomanceRe: Help How Can I Deal With My Sexual Addiction by Longcucumber(m): 5:24pm On Feb 01, 2017
ajigiteri:
Just pray a simple but sincere prayer to God. Say God you are my creator, you hold the remote that controls me, pls help me out in Jesus name. I will like to read your testimony.
keep quiet,must everything be connected with spiritualism.
LiteratureRe: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Longcucumber(m): 4:50pm On Feb 01, 2017
Gabbyraze:
Welcome bros,I drop another one before d day runs out
ok we are waiting.
LiteratureRe: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Longcucumber(m): 3:41pm On Feb 01, 2017
Nice write up.update more sharp sharp.
TV/MoviesRe: Miyonse, Soma And Efe Up For Eviction This Week On Big Brother Naija (pics) by Longcucumber(m): 5:24pm On Jan 31, 2017
Watin una want make i come do.i day talk say eva soap na 180 now,una day there day tell me eviction rubbish.
RomanceRe: Princess Shyngle: 'How Do Married Ladies Manage Men With Small Cassava' by Longcucumber(m): 11:30am On Jan 28, 2017
Bisjosh:
Many men will not like this grin

You can easily detect them by their comments grin cheesy tongue
i know you will love longcassava
RomanceRe: Princess Shyngle: 'How Do Married Ladies Manage Men With Small Cassava' by Longcucumber(m): 11:23am On Jan 28, 2017
wolesmile:
Is it really about the size?


I don't think so.
What if it's big, but can't last long?
What if it's big, but the owner only believes in the daddy and mummy style?
Size does not matter when it comes to sexual satisfaction. A man with small JT, but with adequate experience, van make his woman come again and again, and leave her begging for more!
my niggur calm down,size matter.
EducationRe: Some Scary And Disturbing Images And The Stories Behind Them. by Longcucumber(m): 10:55am On Jan 28, 2017
Explorers my main man,you too much,very soon we will have explorers section on nairaland.
Jokes EtcRe: My collection of crazily funny pictures - Check Them Out by Longcucumber(m): 4:00pm On Jan 25, 2017
Really funny.
FamilyRe: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Longcucumber(m): 11:24pm On Jan 24, 2017
HitlerGaddafi:
E dey amaze me whenever guys dey complain they watch blue film NEPA come carry light so tey their mama or papa meet the thing for there. When I small if NEPA carry light na to go find screw driver or knife commot the thing sharpaly and screw the DVD back. Guys too dull.
everybody must not be smart bro.
Foreign AffairsRe: Throwback To President Trump At Wrestlemania 23 (video) by Longcucumber(m): 1:25pm On Jan 24, 2017
iamDaisy:
i hate him angry
is it because he wanna grab you girls by the puscy.
EventsRe: Ladies And Guys Party Wild At Club Joker, A Benin Night Club (Photos) by Longcucumber(m): 12:35pm On Jan 24, 2017
younghartz:
Who go marry that Girl for the last pic
may be you bro,you never can tell,GOD has a way of doing his own things.
HealthRe: Mother Refuses To Breastfeed Her Baby Born With Skin Like A Shell (Graphic Pics) by Longcucumber(m): 12:27pm On Jan 24, 2017
alBHAGDADI:
God did not create this. Something else is involved.

Remember how rebellious angles came to earth and had sex with women, an intercourse that led to the birth of all sorts of abomination and giants one of which was goliath. This must be a similar case.
pls keep quiet.
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade's Ankara Dress To Big Brother Naija, Last Night (PIC) by Longcucumber(m): 4:41pm On Jan 23, 2017
Yemi can we f.
CrimeRe: El Chapo, Joaquín Guzmán Loera, The Most Wanted And Notorious Drug Lord Ever. by Longcucumber(m): 4:20pm On Jan 23, 2017
And you guys have not heard about me.
FamilyRe: My husband is not a man, his manhood is lifeless —Wife by Longcucumber(m): 11:30pm On Jan 21, 2017
1bkaye:
Not surprised, most Nigerian men are terrible in bed tbh
is like you have met terrible men on bed.
FamilyRe: My husband is not a man, his manhood is lifeless —Wife by Longcucumber(m): 11:27pm On Jan 21, 2017
Joavid:
Can't marry a man who can't do the do o.
search no more,am here,believe you me,my engine is factory fitted and i will do you the do very very well.
Christianity EtcRe: Little Child Tortured For Days Over Witchcraft Accusation (Photos) by Longcucumber(m): 1:20pm On Jan 21, 2017
admax:
Do witchcraft exists? - Absolutely yes.
Are they spirits? - Yes
Can they possess people? - Definitely!
Can they leave the person's body through physical torture - No!!
Why are people so wicked and ignorant?
Those things only leave by prayer and fasting!
which prayer and fasting,pls say something else.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had The Opposite Sex As A Roommate Before? Share Your Story by Longcucumber(m): 4:06pm On Jan 19, 2017
mzzhavilah:
I ve not but I would ve loved to.
just pray to have someone like me as your rommie.walahi enjoyment all round for you.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had The Opposite Sex As A Roommate Before? Share Your Story by Longcucumber(m): 4:01pm On Jan 19, 2017
Have had two opposite sex as a room mate on two different occassion,one was during my school days and the other was during that nysc furk adventure.walahi i end up furking this two ladies charity and chidimma.
Pls you guys should stop all these hypocritic comment,dont ever allow yourself to keep the opposite sex as a room mate because how it will happen you self will not understand.that early morning conjified spirit can do and undo.
Thank you.
FamilyRe: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Longcucumber(m): 3:47pm On Jan 19, 2017
Youngetskilz23:
cry cry cry just kukuma become porn star huh tongue
i be comfirm porm star also known as longcucumber.

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