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Science/TechnologyRe: This Adorable Little Bird Is A Real-life Vampire (Videos, Photos) by longifilis(m): 11:33am On Oct 12, 2022
Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.odditycentral.com/animals/this-adorable-little-bird-is-a-real-life-vampire.html
I pitied those boobies
What makes the bird adorable?
They should have gone to extinction
They have been constituting nuisances to biodiversity

I'd like boobies
PoliticsRe: Photos Of The Freed 23 Kaduna-Abuja Train Attack Victims by longifilis(m): 11:04am On Oct 06, 2022
ExAngel007:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/10/photos-of-the-23-kaduna-abuja-train-attack-victims-recently-released-by-terrorists.html
Ọmọ, dem no barb the hair throughout the days of their captivity

See overgrown hair

Truly, I celebrated Nigeria @62nd Independence anniversary

Freedom
Freedom
Freedom

Naija, heading towards the state of Eldorado
RomanceRe: Husband Ties Wife To Well Over Infidelity; Boyfriend Escapes Through Window by longifilis(m): 3:12pm On Oct 04, 2022
dre11:
VANGUARD


Ondo man ties wife to well for ‘infidelity’



THE NATION
Picture
FoodRe: My Perfect Concoction Rice Recipe, You Will Finish The Whole Pot (Photos, Video) by longifilis(m): 6:36pm On Oct 02, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
Don't feel bad, that you can't afford it now doesn't mean you won't be able to afford it tomorrow.

It's just a matter of time.
Thank you!
FoodRe: My Perfect Concoction Rice Recipe, You Will Finish The Whole Pot (Photos, Video) by longifilis(m): 10:54pm On Sep 30, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
Ingredients:

Rice
Palm oil
2 tomatoes (optional)
Paprika peppers (Shombo)
Bell Peppers (Tatashe)
Iru (Locust bean)
Crayfish
Onions
Kpomo
Dry fish
Scent leaves
Seasoning
Salt to taste


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ROhc3av3lE

STEPS:

First, parboil the rice. Once it boils, wash out quickly with cold water.
In a dry pot on heat, add in palm oil.
Add in chopped onions, fry for a minute.
Add in Iru, fry for another minute.
Add in the blended tatashe, tomatoes and peppers, fry for 5 minutes till its dry.
Add in crayfish, seasoning and salt.
Add in the washed kpomo and dry fish, cook for 5 minutes.
Add in a little water.
Add the parboiled rice and top the water to be the same level with the rice.
Cover and cook till the water is almost dry.
Add in scent leaves, stir and cover to cook for 2 minutes.
Serve and enjoy your meal.
Seun! Op is making me to feel bad
I can't afford this food for now
Create a special page for this kind people
Restrict me from viewing it
Ha!
I am not a saddist
This is awesome
Enjoy your meal
Show some love to the needy and less privilege around you when you don chop full
You are very rich if you afford this without billing anyone
All hail you
PoliticsRe: FG Declares Monday, October 3rd, 2022 A Public Holiday by longifilis(m): 9:06pm On Sep 28, 2022
ggood:
https://ait.live/fg-declares-monday-october-3rd-2022-public-holiday-to-mark-nigerias-62nd-independence-anniversary/
Ọgbẹni Rauf Aregbesola is good at declaring public holiday but to safeguard naija prison yards ne e be the problem.

The interior man
PoliticsRe: Wike, Ortom, Makinde, Others Shun PDP Campaign Inauguration by longifilis(m): 6:04pm On Sep 28, 2022
Isokiscool:
surely Tinubu will win in south west but he go win d general electionhuh grin grin grin
Grinning
Your hands no gree with your mind, your hands no gree to type waiting dey your mind

Stopped being emotional
Be calming down
PoliticsRe: 2023: PDP Will Win South-East – Okowa by longifilis(m): 5:40pm On Sep 28, 2022
valentineuwakwe:
https://punchng.com/2023-pdp-will-win-south-east-okowa/
Ain't you from The South South
Okowa?
Will PDP win south south?
You should be more concerned about the South South
Okowa doesn't have a street credibility
He couldn't guarantee his abode
Wàhálà be like bicycle
PoliticsRe: Ayu is Very corrupt, he Collected N1bn from a PDP Presidential Aspirant - Wike by longifilis(m): 3:06pm On Sep 23, 2022
kahal29:
https://www.thecable.ng/wike-ayu-is-corrupt-he-received-n1bn-from-a-pdp-presidential-hopeful/amp
Parrot� like individual
Gbas gbos
Human beings by the virtue of nature, we are selfish, self centered and self acclaimed
CrimeRe: Men Who Fought Policemen, Tried To Snatch Their AK 47 Rifle Arrested & Beaten by longifilis(m): 9:03pm On Sep 20, 2022
Chenu60:
VIDEO: Men Who Fought Policemen, Tried To Snatch Their AK 47 Rifle Given Serious Beating By Police, Then Charged To Court



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S-03sTijRQ



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsTPHuqPHdI
A simp
"That scallywag son of yours"
TV/MoviesRe: ₦36M: 98inches QLED Samsung TV Spotted In A Store In Abuja (Photos) by longifilis(m): 6:28pm On Sep 19, 2022
robinso01:
Will it show me the future?
Ọmọ.
CrimeRe: Male Prostitute Who Disguises As Woman Arrested In Lagos (Videos, Pix) by longifilis(m): 6:32pm On Sep 17, 2022
Obio4real:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr6xgCclGlo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFNb3hB67Lc

A yet-to-be-identified male sex worker who disguises as a woman to carry out his illicit trade has been arrested in Ikeja, Lagos.

GRASSROOT REPORTERS correspondent reports that the man who hails from Okrika in Rivers State was arrested by a soldier who handed him over to the Lagos State Police Command.

The who soldier discovered that he was a man at one of the hook-up joints in Ikeja, accosted him.

He immediately took to his heels when he discovered that his identity has been uncovered.


When interrogated, he admitted that he is a man. He said he needed money to pay for his mother's hospital bill, adding that his mum who is in Port Harcourt had an accident which required an operation.

He said he is based in Lagos and usually plies his trade at night by standing by the roadside, waiting for 'customers'.

He confessed that he started the trade two months ago and that the men usually have sex with him through the anus.

Source: https://www.grassrootreportersng.com/2022/09/video-male-prostitute-who-disguises-as-woman-arrested-in-lagos.html
Trash
HealthRe: Nasarawa Native Doctor Walks Out Of Casket At His Burial (Photo) by longifilis(m): 6:28pm On Sep 17, 2022
Electrochemistry:
Please don't doubt this man his description of heaven is correct and vivid. I had my fore-taste of heaven too and like he said it's quiet, cool and peaceful. The man obviously was in Paradise, a receptacle to the 'kingdom of God' where all dead saints are currently waiting. The other side as described by the man is 'Hades', a receptacle to the 'lake of fire' Heaven is real and I don't need anyone to persuade me as am now forever in Christ. In my own experience heaven is a place of seren light, not the scorching type. The light there is not hot yet it's bright. The population there is low and angels are everywhere.

The angels are very tall and perfect in appearance. The extreme beauty of the city made me unwilling to come back. But while I was there I saw three very tall men walking towards me. It didn't take me time to know they're devine. When the man in the middle saw me he pointed his hand beside me and I was made to exit through a gate that looked like lion's mouth. Then I woke up and was angry. My experience of heaven made me to tend to believe the book of Mormon.
You too don die before and risen again?
How did you get to paradise, was it a dream, vision or what?
I am so much interested in your salvation experience and paradise encounter
FamilyRe: Toddler Takes 'Demonic' Doll Everywhere She Goes, Making Other Kids Cry (photos) by longifilis(m): 7:22pm On Sep 15, 2022
Fira09:
SOURCE
Who has seen the demons, satan before?
How does Satan look like?
Why did we have that wretched picture of the man called Lucifer's
it's written in the bible, He was/ is the most beautiful creature

The doll doesn't make sense to me
At the same time, I don't concur with the people perceptions about satan/ demons
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu Bows To Greet Bola Tinubu by longifilis(m): 10:16am On Sep 06, 2022
sungay:
Tinubu single-handedly jeopardized the formation of amotekun in Lagos & reduced their influence in Osun bcs he didn’t want to offend the Fulani’s at our detriment. This is a man ready to sacrifice the entire Yoruba land for his ambition. Tinubu ti lule

When Fulani herdsmen killed Pa Fasoranti’s daughter in Ondo. Tinubu went there to defend the killers by asking “where are the cows”. Tinubu represents the worst of us as Yoruba’s.

Tinubu has never supported any Yoruba cause unless he stands to gain from it.

He is a Scam. He is only there to satisfy his unquenchable greed. He frustrated our security architecture (amotekun) in the SW bcs he wanted to be “presdent”. We will treat him like the omo ale he is come 2023.

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Met, Resolved Muslim-Muslim Ticket Crisis With CAN Leaders - Leadership by longifilis(m): 8:38am On Sep 05, 2022
[quote author=DaddyFreeze2020 post=116366636][/quote]Grinning
I am not a party man
What you uploaded caught me up
Very funny
You just have to stopped being fussy
There is nothing bad in the picture you uploaded
A father looks deeply into his child
Another father show sense of humor, love and oneness

My stance.
Make una dey take it easy
PoliticsRe: Zulum Emerges 2022 'Best Governor Of The Year' By Leadership Excellence Awards by longifilis(m): 2:52pm On Aug 30, 2022
AmadiAba:
https://www.nannews.ng/2022/08/29/zulum-emerges-2022-best-governor-of-the-year/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4ApGyzXoRA&feature=emb_title
I am pleased
Well deserved
Borno is a case study
Go and live in Borno

All hail You
Babagana Zulum
Professor
PoliticsRe: Kashim Shettima Visits Kogi State Governor, Yahaya Bello by longifilis(m): 9:36am On Aug 30, 2022
Zydote:
Today, the running mate to our party’s presidential candidate, paid a visit to the Governor of Kogi State gov, GYB.
It's now crytal cleared to me
Shettima is a formidable vp candidate
Bat is a master planner

All hail una
I hope a better Naija will resurface
I hope you won't mess up big time
I wish you guy's restore sanity back

I am not a party man. My opinion and stance remain valid through
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Share Your Job Hunting Experience! by longifilis(m): 9:56pm On Aug 29, 2022
Abba114:
B.sc geography
Why did you give up on it? A very good course at that
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Share Your Job Hunting Experience! by longifilis(m): 6:17pm On Aug 29, 2022
Abba114:
i have stop that shit jare since when i understand i studied a wrong course. pls who will reason me 1k i wake up broke today
What did you read please?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bournemouth Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 20th August 2022 by longifilis(m): 6:12am On Aug 21, 2022
longifilis:
0-3

Arsenally, we are good to go
You do not need a soothsayer anymore,. Outrightly I was right
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bournemouth Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 20th August 2022 by longifilis(m): 3:28pm On Aug 20, 2022
Omooba77:
Arsenal started this session league with two straight wins against Crystal Palace and Leicester City.
The next call for Arteta's men is Bournemouth, a win will make it nine points......
Arsenal can make it to UCL.....
0-3

Arsenally, we are good to go
Nairaland GeneralNSEIP 2022 Grant Approved by longifilis(op): 3:01pm On Aug 20, 2022
I received a message from National social empowerment program this morning that my grant has been approved. I should go ahead to pay ₦850 verification fee into a designated account.
Dear Nairalanders, How truest is this?
It's looks faking

Take a look at the attached message

Thanks for your swift responses

EducationRe: Four Students Celebrating The End Of WASSCE At Lagos Beach Drown by longifilis(m): 4:24pm On Aug 17, 2022
bobbiiee:
Still remember how the singles fellowship of my church fixed our get-together at one of the beaches. The leadership warned that no one must go near the water. By the time we got there, not less than 75% of singles were playing inside it. I was not less than kilometer away from the water. I was resolved that the only thing that will put me in that water will be tsunami.
Baddest
EducationRe: Four Students Celebrating The End Of WASSCE At Lagos Beach Drown by longifilis(m): 4:22pm On Aug 17, 2022
SeeHim:
https://punchng.com/four-students-celebrating-wassce-at-lagos-beach-drown/
Kai. Water
These teens Bleep up
No life jackets
No life buoy

If there is life aftermath
You will be regretting your action
It's a pity
RomanceRe: I Slept With My Ex And I Think My Husband Knows by longifilis(m): 3:55pm On Aug 17, 2022
daylay7:
I was in love with this guy so much that we do everything together. Aside from the fact that we share the same goals, religion put us far from each other. He was a muslim and I, a christian. I loss my virginity to him (we were both naive in that practice anyway). My parents forbid me and we drifted apart but I loved him still.

I met another guy afterward who shares the same belief with me and we got married three years later. Infact, my ex came for the wedding and celebrated me even during the reception( my husband already know his story and was not surprised when he saw him at the wedding).

A year after the birth of my son, I had an official assignment in another location where my ex's sister resided and because I could not complete the assignment that day, I decided to sleep over at her place. But on getting there, I saw my ex sitting in the living room. It was already late as at that time and I couldn't go back or book for a hotel and I decided to chilled out, telling myself that nothing must happen between us that day. undecided My greatest mistake!

The apartment was just 3 bedroom. A master bedroom for the sister, a room for the children and the other for a visitor. Now we are having two visitors who once shared a thing for each other. cry My ex invited me into the room but I declined telling him I would rather sleep on the floor in the living room or he should bring a matrass for me. He brought the mattress in the visitors room into the living room and we both slept on it. One thing led to another in the middle of the night.... cry cry cry cry cry . And it happened! Coincidentally, my husband called at that time. I had to switched off my phone.

When I got back home the next day, I apologized to my husband that I had a flat battery and he didn't say anything but my husband never looked at me the same again. He never quarreled or said anything even after couple of years later. But the way he talks sometimes as if he kws I am hiding a secret from him and he wants me to open up to him. My fear is that if I should open up, I might lose my marriage and my family. What happened between my ex and I was a one time thing. I never went back or saw him again. It has been 10 years now and I am still feeling bad about it especially when he talked about cheating couple.

This feeling is eating me up. I don't know if I should still open up to him or I should forever remain silent about it....

cc: Relationship matters
You're very silly.
Do the crime, do the time
You just have to open up and have your peace or keep silent and wallowing in regret and fear.

Muster up the courage and tell him the truth, get your things ready.
You do not have conscience
Do not talk about religion or shared belief
Ask for forgiveness
God forgive you
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Invites Shekarau To A Closed Door Meeting by longifilis(m): 3:08pm On Aug 16, 2022
Faber:
He is afraid Kano is gone ....and Kaduna to follow suit.

Sokoto is PDP already, Adamawa is PDP. Bauchi is PDP, Katsina is sitting on the fence. North Central is gone. APC killed them woto woto and Tinubu never condemned any of the killings that was happening in North Central.
South South and South East. The Labourers have taken over grin grin


Where will Tinubu's votes come from. Perhaps the donkey exporting Niger Republic will vote for him
Have you woken up?
CareerRe: New Career In Nursing Or Further In Business Admin by longifilis(m): 7:09pm On Aug 15, 2022
ogbright:
Pls nairalanders I need urgent advice. I have ND in business administration but suddenly become interested in nursing, I have registered for Sciences in waec currently going for lesson class so that by next year I would have gotten my waec ( sciences) then I can buy nursing form.

However, my close friends keep telling me to forget the nursing stuff and purchase a direct entry form to complete my B.Sc in business admin. Whats the best option. I'm confused.
N B. I truely wish to change my career to nursing. But not quackery own oo
Pls what do I do?
If your logical reasoning is excellent go for Nursing. You won't regret it
EducationRe: Man Shares WAEC Result Of Orphan Whose University Education He Would Be Funding by longifilis(m): 1:04pm On Aug 10, 2022
post=115563616:
Update From . COM

A Nigerian Twitter user has shared the WAEC result of an orphan whose university education he would be funding, Reports.

@jibolaog revealed that boy who had an excellent WAEC result, was just someone who was carrying dirts for Lagos Waste Management Authority (LAWMA) last year.

He further revealed that the boy also scored 277 in his UTME, organized by JAMB. He tweeted;

The orphan boy I promised to fund his university education just sent me his waec result. He did so well..This is someone that was carrying dustbin for lawma last year..scored 277 in jamb.

See The WAEC Result As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG
Excellent performance. I no print out my waec result till date, because I no do well at all, ọmọ I used one button phone, press the code to check mine as I got to know say the result no good. I just shut up my mouth, in the long run, I graduated from the best University in Nigeria
CareerRe: I Finally Re-signed And I'm Free From My Abusive Boss by longifilis(m): 1:08pm On Aug 09, 2022
Faithntruth:
my quest to learn fashion design drove my thoughts far as to how to raise the needed amount of money to pursue my dream, due to my family background I knew the only way I could achieve it is to look for a small job and save from there. few months ago I was linked by a friend to a man who needed a secretary in his establishment, having attended an interview I was given the job and placed on 20k monthly pay, little did I know that was the beginning of a new chapter of problem. at first I was very comfortable with the environment not knowing the man I work for is a devil.

my boss abuses me at will and does have time correct me when I make mistakes, I tried talking to him that it is my first time of working as a secretary and I am open for corrections.my first month pay was 14k instead of 20k with an excuse that I waste paper and data which of a truth I only use them in line with the job.
he suddenly started being friendly(giving me transport and buying snacks) which was surprising but knowing who I was dealing with I was also cautious until he opened up one day that he likes me and want a secret romance which I turned him down(he is older than my late father) and the real devil came alive. I was sometimes pay 13k monthly and had to endure series of harrasment that I sometimes wakeup to cry at night knowing what I had to go through at work. while my search for another job yielded no result I had to endure the torture. on Friday while I was typing a document he gave me the previous day,he came in and started shouting at me and stretch his hands and touched my breast,I stood up and pushed him to the ground and went straight home and later returned with my resignation letter. Terrible experience I will never forget in my life. THANK GOD
You are in dire need of a job, you should have made it cleared to the people's here
There are good people everywhere and you will soon meet yours
"He suddenly started being friendly ( giving you bus fare and snacks) what figure of speech is this? Next time be concise rather than wordy
She's good at what she does, someone should please help.
Glad tidings!
Christianity EtcRe: Faith Oyedepo: Christians Should Be Obidient In The Affairs Of God by longifilis(m): 10:37am On Aug 07, 2022
vicdom:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/08/oyedepo-tells-winners-be-obedient/
What does these bible verses have to do with PO becoming the President?

Well, a confirmist won't see and critically analyse the manuscript called the Bible, deep down it has nothing to do with PO

I am not a confirmist, I do not succumb to this misleading information.

Only the critical thinking individial,and holystical analysis of the present state of the Nation will make a nation to do exploit and blossom not the other way round, why will I marry you out of pity? Why will I vote for someone out of pity? It's not possible

#AbetterNigeria ��
Christianity EtcRe: Church Members Give Their Offerings At The Feet Of Their Pastor In Ghana (Video) by longifilis(m): 5:06pm On Aug 01, 2022
officialwdhtv:
Church members captured giving their offerings & tithes at the feet of their pastor in Ghana.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MML4snnIRfk
Do we have common sense? If we have, some people no dey use it

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