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CrimeRe: Police Officer Rapes And Impregnates His 15-Year-Old Niece In Nasarawa by longifilis(m): 5:03pm On Aug 01, 2022
RomanceRe: Couple Got Married With Only 2 Guests, Bought Food At Nearby Eatery (Pix, Video) by longifilis(m): 5:00pm On Aug 01, 2022
envoymedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv5oSmv-cu0

Couple Got Married With Only Two Guests, Bought Food At Nearby Eatery (Photo, Video)



https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgpI_hBg2rR/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
How truest is this op?
The picture is blurry
Too far from the truth
EducationRe: Female Student Reads In The Bathroom With The Shower On (Video) by longifilis(m): 4:48pm On Aug 01, 2022
officialwdhtv:
Female Student amazing reading technique while preparing for her exam.

As in, she is fully very well dressed and sitting in the bathroom with the shower on as she reads and do revision before her exams.

Nothing good comes easy. Success to her!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGd6s_VoGD8&t=7s
How did she capture? She wants trending. no fugazi
It's alright
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Lady Stabs Her Boyfriend Who Just Returned From Canada To Death by longifilis(m): 11:47am On Aug 01, 2022
OgaDeyVex:
Update From . COM

A Ghanaian Slay Queen has been arrested for stabbing her boyfriend who just returned from Canada to death, Reports.

From The Information Gathered By , The Lady Was Identified as Safina claimed that her action was driven by self-defence. She also insists that the deceased, Frank, tried to rape her but she fought back, leading to multiple stabbings and death.

A Video of her arriving Adenta Court Complex with some police officers has surfaced after news of her arrest went Viral.

See Photos And Video As Obtained By Below:

https://m.facebook.com/omgvoice/videos/1046606792657363/

Source: BLOG
Misfortune.
CrimeRe: Ogun Herbalist Arrested For Raping 17-year-old Client by longifilis(m): 5:57pm On Jul 31, 2022
FoodRe: See The Nsala (White) Soup That Will Make You Keep Asking For More (Photos,Video by longifilis(m): 6:04pm On Jul 30, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
Nsala soup is one soups that you can't get enough of. It's easy to prepare and yet so rich and very tasty.

Have you eaten Nsala soup before?

In this video, I showed detailed procedures of how to make Nsala soup with fresh chicken and fresh cat fish with Utazi leaves the Anambra style. You can alternate with any protein of your choice but it comes out better with fresh produce.

Ingredients:

Fresh hard Chicken
Fresh Cat Fish
Yam (fot thickening)
Pepper
Crayfish
Okpei
Utazi leaves
Uziza seeds
Uda seed
Salt
Seasoning



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CltMHqGhrnc
Person wey no get plenty money no fit cook this kind food. You for keep this soup to yourself,why you fed my eyes but my mouth no feel ham? Go jor, make I go soak my garri and kulikuli. Laslas our stomach will cover it up and on the long run sand go chop our remains
EducationRe: Most People Don't Know That These Words Exist. by longifilis(m): 11:45am On Jul 29, 2022
7victor:
You probably don't know that:

1. The day after tomorrow is called Overmorrow.

2. The first cry of a new born baby is called Vagitus


3. Your little toe or finger is called Minimus


4. The dot over an "i" or a "j" is called Tittle


5. When your stomach rumbles, that's a Wamble

Below are other words which most people presumably don't know exist.
How does this bring food on my table?
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Favour Oyhou, AuchiPoly Student For Killing Her Boyfriend (Pics) by longifilis(m): 1:55pm On Jul 27, 2022
officialwdhtv:
Police arrest AuchiPoly student who was declared wanted for allegedly killing her boyfriend over infidelity.

Police operatives in Edo state have arrested one Favour Oyhou, a student of Auchi polytechnic who was declared wanted for stabbing her boyfriend to death.

Recall that the accident occured at their residence in Auchi on saturday july 23rd after the suspect allegedly found out that her 25years old boyfriend Paul Handsome aka Jigga was cheating on her.

The command's spokesperson Jennifer Iwegbu in a statement of tuesday july 26th said the suspect was arrested following credible intelligence gathering of operatives of the command.

According to her the suspect was arrested in Benin on monday july 25th at about 22:45hrs.

Discreet investigation has commenced and the suspect is making useful information and will be charged to court soon, the statement reads.

Remember that this story was earlier posted by @WetindeyhappenTV (officialwdhtv) here on nairaland few days ago.

https://www.nairaland.com/7244660/auchi-poly-student-declared-wanted


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TWIF0XZL38
Bitch. Death sentence straight
AgricultureRe: What My Fish Farm & Fishing Occupation Gave Me by longifilis(m): 9:53pm On Jul 26, 2022
[quote author=mosdii post=114907610]I bailed some of my ponds and checked my fish traps recently and these are what I discovered.

Ijaw waters is blessed with different species of fish and Bayelsa state is the home of aquatic species. [/quoti

I can identified C. nigrodigitatus and Alestes. How I wish you know the growth rate and size of a mature Alestes, you won't kill them at this age.
AgricultureRe: What My Fish Farm & Fishing Occupation Gave Me by longifilis(m): 9:44pm On Jul 26, 2022
mosdii:
I bailed some of my ponds and checked my fish traps recently and these are what I discovered.

Ijaw waters is blessed with different species of fish and Bayelsa state is the home of aquatic species.
Dear fisher man, you have caught up the babies fishes that have tendency to grow and reproduce in abundance, though fishes are ineshaustible, let your net be selective at such fingerlings and juveniles will swim to the other side of the net without being caught up. Your mesh size is bad please regulate it.

Fisheries scientist
PoliticsRe: Osun Election: Lawmakers Begin Hand-over Of Power From APC To PDP by longifilis(m): 11:06am On Jul 26, 2022
press9jatv:
Osun Election: Lawmakers Begin Hand-Over Of Power From APC To PDP



http://citymirrornews.com/news/2022/25/osun-election-lawmakers-begin-hand-over-of-power-from-apc-to-pdp/
Sen. Adeleke should be smart enough to scrutinize this bill or else he is gonna blame himself, I wish Osun People good luck
TV/MoviesRe: BBNAIJA: Dotun, Sheggz, Adekunle Use Fellow Housemates As Weight Lift (video) by longifilis(m): 10:15am On Jul 26, 2022
Revolva:
This is a video that is making rounds on the internet now as we were the first to notice it, this is a fun moment when male housemates of the big brother Naija season 7 Dotun, Sheggz, and Adekunle were seen using their fellow female housemates as a weight lift.
That moment shows these three young men are strong and can go any length to do the other way round of things to any lady (am sure you know what I mean) the type you see in most movies.

WATCH VIDEO



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCe8_s7V4H8
Which kind news be this early in the morning. Ni kùtùkùtù òwúrò, idiot biddies
FoodRe: What Is Your Favourite Meat? by longifilis(m): 7:09pm On Jul 25, 2022
Goat meat
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Remorse After Leaving My Job by longifilis(m): 2:41pm On Jul 25, 2022
[quote author=cutesier post=115016508]I was working in a hotel industry where was paid 20k a month as a porter in ph city and I thought I was under-paid so I sorted to leave the job hoping to get another one Asap!
Since January till now all I can see it still is still 20k job........

Do I go back to my former company?

Or do I still keep looking?

Pls I need your advice cause my degree they waste and sapa na my neighbor!

How truest is this? A university graduate? which university did you attend? This life no balance. But wait you ought to use your logical reasoning to create a soft landing place for yourself. Breath down, even if it is a blue collar job go for it.
TV/MoviesRe: Profile Of Hermes, BBNaija Season 7 Housemate by longifilis(m): 2:21pm On Jul 25, 2022
nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enFUM3N-C-k

Full Name: Hermes Chibueze Iyele

Performance artist Hermes counts basketball, public speaking and American flag football as some of his interests.

He has had the opportunity to perform some of his original dance pieces at reputable festivals in Lagos, Glasgow and Rotterdam, and has also appeared in music videos for afrobeats stars including Burna Boy, Davido and Ajebo Hustlers.

Hermes is in a polyamorous relationship with two women and feels this kind of partnership has left enough room for everyone in it to grow individually and collectively. One of his favourite traits is honesty. “I’m one to tell the truth, but over time I’ve realised many people are not particularly fond of perspectives they don’t agree with, so I tell the truth, but diplomatically,” he says.

Why the Big Brother Naija House? “I’d like to show people just how much the love and creativity that is built in such tight living circumstances can change the world and help people grow”.
Irritating
TV/MoviesRe: Profile Of Diana, Bbnaija Season 7 Housemate by longifilis(m): 2:19pm On Jul 25, 2022
nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfNg5dyfgAk

Full Name: Diana Isoken Edobor

Diana is a 33-year-old Project Manager from Edo State. She was born in France, but now calls Abuja home. She is sociable, family-oriented, passionate about self-development, and loves learning about new cultures.

Diana values friendship and believes in treating people the way she would like to be treated; with love, loyalty and respect. When asked about romantic relationships, Diana confirms that she is single. “Guys perceive me as sophisticated, high maintenance and too expensive to approach. When they eventually get to know me, they realise I am actually a very lovable and down to earth person,” she says.

This livewire would like to kickstart her acting career, build a network of friends and use the Big Brother Naija platform to establish her brand, and also impact the world in the critical areas of poverty, education and climate change.
Idiomatic expression. Keep selling yourself fast. Una go sell
CelebritiesRe: "Bring Out My Aguba", Lady Screams At OPM Church Over Nollywood Actor Aguba by longifilis(m): 5:40pm On Jul 18, 2022
Freestainworld:
This one is just discovering her talent, she's looking for Aguba for a movie role not for marriage.
Nincompoop
PoliticsRe: Atiku To Osun Electorates: Guard Your Votes, Don’t Let APC Steal Them by longifilis(m): 10:13am On Jul 15, 2022
9jahotblog:
Guard your votes, don’t let APC steal them – Atiku tells Osun electorates



https://insightlinks.net/guard-your-votes-dont-let-apc-steal-them-atiku-tells-osun-electorates/
Whose hands did he raise? No be Sen.Ademola Adeleke hands be that. PDP and disorderliness dem be 5&6
FoodRe: Why Is It That Most Visitors Often Behave Like This? { PHOTOS } by longifilis(m): 10:09am On Jul 15, 2022
Fahdiga:
grin so true but it's just for self respect. If they are food anxious we will still complain. Better to comport oneself than to act desperate.
I no fit lie give you, no time for pretence, if I wonna eat your food I won't hide it or pretend
LiteratureRe: Wole Soyinka Celebrates His 88th Birthday Today by longifilis(m): 10:50am On Jul 13, 2022
[quote author=lalasticlala post=114684295]Birthday: Wole Soyinka Turns 88 Today.



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wole_Soyinka[/quote

Cheers to a best lifetime prof.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu-Shettima Ticket: Nigeria Needs Inclusive Politics – Atiku by longifilis(m): 9:53pm On Jul 11, 2022
PoliticsRe: Demola Adeleke: I Went Back To School When People Said I Had No WAEC Certificate by longifilis(m): 7:51am On Jul 11, 2022
press9jatv:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/07/10/osun-2022-i-went-back-to-school-when-people-said-i-had-no-waec-certificate-adeleke/
Apparently Sen. Ademola Adeleke doesn't have waec certificate before, Inec didn't screen him when he was contested for the senatorial district some years ago? How did he become a senator? School leaving certificate or what. I am being fed up of Inec incompetencies and its irregularities while discharging its constitutional duties.

Wàhálà for who no bow for Nigeria
CrimeRe: Lagos Couple Sentenced To 16 Years Imprisonment Over Maid's Death (Photos) by longifilis(m): 4:52am On Jul 09, 2022
TheWolfen:
The wicked soul frustrated the poor maid.
RIP.
She is in a better place now.



There is no doubt the good souls find peace in the afterlife. Humans had been told that.
Heresy. Some people were burned for "heresy" that a maid die out of frustration, wickedness of her boss or for her personal conviction shouldn't be a criterion or yardstick that she's in a better place, we aren't saved out of self pity but we're being saved by our confession and good deeds
CrimeRe: Lagos Couple Sentenced To 16 Years Imprisonment Over Maid's Death (Photos) by longifilis(m): 9:26pm On Jul 08, 2022
TheWolfen:
The wicked soul frustrated the poor maid.
RIP.
She is in a better place now.
Better place.what did you say? How do you know? Have you been there before?
FoodRe: My Making Of Moi Moi With Leaf And Also Bake Moi Moi With Oven (pix&video) by longifilis(m): 9:18pm On Jul 08, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
Moi moi is mostly enjoyed by all, but the preparation seems a daunting task.
In this video is a detailed step by step process, you will also learn how to wrap the moi moi with leaves easily.
Do you know you can also bake moi moi in the oven?
Its a loaded video with lots of tips and tricks about moi moi.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sx7558815U

Ingredients:
Oloyin beans
Smoked titus fish
Boiled eggs
Shombo
Tatashe
Vegetable oil
Pepper
Crayfish
Nutmeg
Seasoning
Salt
Hmph! A good diet
RomanceRe: See What A Lady Sent To Me Just Because I Didn't Call Her For 3 Days by longifilis(m): 5:17pm On Jul 08, 2022
Rtk5:
I swear with my life that I didn't do anything to this lady, but she sent me this text just because i didn't call her for almost 4days now due to my busy schedule. The last time we saw was on sunday, i took her out on a date and dropped her at home after wards, since I dropped her off that sunday, we didn't talk again. Though I don't really Love her ooo, just whiling away time with her. But I have never for a day showed her that I don't love her, I've been so nice and loving to her.
Run ooo,
E get why
That bitch and scallywag of yours
FoodRe: See My Delicious Tomato Stew With Grilled Chicken. (Photos & Video) by longifilis(m): 5:07pm On Jul 08, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
Nigeria red tomatoes stew with grilled chicken and assorted spices.


Ingredients:
Tomatoes
Pepper
Shombo
Tatashi
Tomato puree
Chicken
Onions
Garlic
Ginger
Chicken Seasoning
Curry powder
Thyme leaves
Salt
Vegetable oil



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpiqYHTFo8E
Did you say a grilled chicken? I no see the chicken being grilled, beside I no think na a whole chicken, no head, legs, neck, heart, liver, lung and gizzard. The truth is you are rich, show some love to the needy. No dey yearn talk say niaja no good please
Christianity EtcRe: Soludo Demolishes Odumeje’s Church In Anambra This Morning (Pictures) by longifilis(m): 6:11pm On Jul 07, 2022
AlexReports:
Keeping to his words to restore Onitsha to its former glory, governor of Anambra State, Prof. Chukwuma Soludo has started massive demolition of illegal structures in Onitsha with the demolition of Odumeje’s Church this morning.

Recall ANAMBRA PEOPLE had on the 15th of March, 2022 reported that the then governor-elect planned to remove all illegal structures and demolish buildings on flood channels in the state.

Other churches, industries, residential buildings, etc. built along flood channels like Sakamori, Nwangene stream, Otumoye and other areas would be pulled down soon. Some of the structures at Zik’s avenue, fegge , Ochanja market, Biafran market and Main market Onitsha have been penciled for demolition.

https://anambrapeople.com.ng/2022/07/07/breaking-news-soludo-demolishes-odumejes-church-this-morning/
See the people working for Prof. S Charles standing tall, zero pity faa,it's for the good of the masses
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Quit My Pastoral Job To Be A Transporter? by longifilis(m): 6:06pm On Jul 07, 2022
valentineuwakwe:
Seek the face of God on this too....atleast he wont be wrong in directing u again!
Seek waiting? If God should truly called him, He won't tell him to go out and settled for a transport job. If he is interested in the job should go for it.
PoliticsRe: Eid-El-Kabir: FG Declares July 11th & 12th as Public Holidays by longifilis(m): 5:59pm On Jul 07, 2022
politicoNG:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02QXmqkk5VWosei5vUXLzKSrQjJSVzC4Att8WM7nQJX5p5iF4LUogmSNocPSo1Qdokl&id=100068885183308
But in Kano state dem approved 10 days holiday why The
FG approved 2 days holiday... Wàhálà for no bow for Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Sheriff Oborevwori Disqualified By High Court As Delta PDP Governorshi Candidate by longifilis(m): 5:52pm On Jul 07, 2022
PoliticsRe: Labour Party To Unveil Baba-Ahmed As Obi’s Running Mate - Vanguard by longifilis(m): 5:47pm On Jul 07, 2022
[quote author=vicdom post=114513583]https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/07/labour-party-to-unveil-baba-ahmed-as-obis-running-mate-friday/[/quote

Make una peruse well well, Thutsday spotted

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