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Business / Re: Free Affiliate Marketing Tutorial Class (with pictures) by longjohnsilver: 12:43pm On May 13, 2017 |
clickbnkgod: Well done for the good work you have been doing on this thread, I have being a ghost reader for a long time but I have gained a lot from this thread. I have my clickbank account already, payoneer ready but the FB is the issue. They keep blocking and blocking even after opening wit Naija Ip and I avoided sending friend request. I cant give up tho but if the reddit is another sure way to get the clickbank moving, I really dont mind ditching the frustrating FB and try the reddit alternative. Thanks. 1 Like |
Romance / What Would You Have Done In This Situation? by longjohnsilver: 10:26pm On May 11, 2017 |
Good evening Nairalanders, So I was reading the story of the south African lady that was reportedly killed and burnt by her evil boyfriend that is still at large as at the time I wrote this , I was amused and narrated the story to a group of friends that were around when I read the unfortunate story (RIP to the dead) . I could hear the sound of pity in their voice as each made a contribution to the case and blamed the poor guy that perpetrated the act, when a thought crossed my mind; we all take this funny risk sometimes when we invite ladies (all this online and social media packages ) to sleep over at our place. I said to myself what if we don’t really know what happened between them, what if something like an asthmatic attack or cardiac arrest or something worse happened to the lady during the course of the night and she could not make it. I said this to my friends, each jumped to individual conclusions and none included confessing to the police (Naija police no deh try abeg ) should they be in the shoes of the guy like that, one said he would run, leave her dead body and lock up his room, that by the time they know she is dead he would be long gone, another said he would go dump her body and deny ever knowing she existed if asked later, almost all made the conclusion of running away or denying her. When I was asked what I would do, I just said I will take her to a nearby hospital and have the doctor pronounce her dead, at least by the time the police arrest me and tortured me small , I will be able to call for an autopsy to determine the cause of her death, If the police never change my story by then sha . But at least this would be give me a better fighting chance than to be caught running (this is enough implication that you did it) . So nairalanders, let just imagine this above scenario and put yourself in the shoes of an innocent guy or girl that a visiting lady or guy gives up the ghost in your apartment (God forbid such evil befalling us oh). What would you have done Nothing of such would befall us oh, just try and drop your perspective on the matter abeg!!! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Wails Of A Perpetual Casanova - Please Help by longjohnsilver: 2:03pm On May 10, 2017 |
Bro kwantinu enjoyin yourself jare...life is too short You can just meet the girl that might even give u the connection you need to hit it big . Just becareful n avoid other guys wife or girlfriend. Cos some guys fit kill u oh... Or maybe u shud just stop n focus on ur hustle, break up with all of them and change ur number, take God more serious n face your hustle squarely n be relentless. Trust me you can do it...being a player is a thing of the mind, it's your mind and only you can take charge of it. Sips coke!!! Choose wisely!!! |
Romance / Re: When She Is Too Cheap...... Better Beware by longjohnsilver: 11:57pm On May 07, 2017 |
but come oh, na only girls deh get marine spirit nii. I neva for once hear say these things happening to girls (except in the case of ritual killings). Its not our fault to see a lady n admire now, why must we be punished for responding to our natural instinct, why please? everyone is just saying, stay faithful n all, what if a normal easygoing guy jam these evil babes, we are still going to get the same outcome of misfortune for the guy. Now tell me, shey na d innocent guy fault. this matter weak me mehn!!! 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Name A Movie U watched Five(5) Times And U Still Did Not Get Bored by longjohnsilver: 12:22am On Apr 23, 2017 |
youngberry001:. No...cinema. Then i collected it from a friend later with my flashdrive Why u deh ask. 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Name A Movie U watched Five(5) Times And U Still Did Not Get Bored by longjohnsilver: 12:05am On Apr 23, 2017 |
The wolf of wall street. 3 Likes |
Agriculture / Re: Why Is The Agribusiness Sector So Lucrative and Yet So Prone to Risks !! by longjohnsilver: 10:13am On Apr 21, 2017 |
This is an eye opener for most people that want to enter agriculture, most people just venture into agro business because they "heard" how lucrative it is. You rush in...you rush out. Op, i am an agric graduate and i wud really love to practice, I still need to learn more and more. Is it possible I get to meet you one on one. There is a lot i need to learn, tried your number its didnt go through. saliubello: |
Romance / Re: You Wouldn't Believe What I Saw While Smoking Weed by longjohnsilver: 5:48pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Now this is interesting. So this story is for real I thought it was d kush affecting you...seeing those pix...i believe u. But can u blur up their faces. 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: Please Help Save My Friend From Corrupt Custom Officers - pic by longjohnsilver: 6:49am On Apr 03, 2017 |
Custom officers are something else, the owner should move fast before they auction the car now at a very cheap price to their friends. Naso dem deh do, always impounding cars and making the owner go through hell, an average uniform official is a pain in the ass for ordinary civilians. |
TV/Movies / Re: Top 5 World War 2 Movies by longjohnsilver: 4:48pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
Hacksaw Ridge Saving Private Ryan Schindlers list Valkyrie Furry. |
Romance / Re: I by longjohnsilver: 12:21am On Mar 23, 2017 |
Op...if height go be wetin go make u cheat on d poor girl later...no bother ursef with the rlship oh because all dis teenage girls can be funny wit their clapback on u wen u cheat oh...make u no go die young oh bros. |
Romance / Re: '' After Inviting Me Over, He Expected Me To Pay The Transport Fare'' by longjohnsilver: 12:17am On Mar 23, 2017 |
Maybe u shud av taken the risk first, he might be testing u maybe u be gold digger since obviously u know he is doin well and know he can afford to pay for the trip. Take the bold step of going to see him and stylishly ask him after u guys have done d needfuls and see his reaction...buh just make sure u av money that can take to n fro from the place or else dont embark on such a journey... On a second thought...maybe u were not welcomed and was looking for a way to discourage u from comin over, everitin fit be packagin 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Rate This For Me... Not Romantic by longjohnsilver: 11:54pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
If na u do am true true...u did a good job men, thumbs up 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Does Turning Girls Down Mean Ur Proud Or Sensible? by longjohnsilver: 6:43am On Mar 13, 2017 |
Op...no matter how fine u are..u cant have all d girls, u get tired at one point, there is always a more prettier girl than ur present GF. So pick one or maybe two nd stick with her. Its not pride...its being sensible, or else persin go just die young.
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Romance / Re: Help!!!!! I'm About To End My Marriage Plans by longjohnsilver: 12:07am On Mar 12, 2017 |
kkkp: Walk away bro, she ain't goin' change |
Romance / Re: Help!!!!! I'm About To End My Marriage Plans by longjohnsilver: 11:55pm On Mar 11, 2017 |
kkkp: I think you are suspecting her of cheating... or she has done it already and you forgave her (5 times to be precise ) and you can't just take the heartbreak again... if that is the case, you really tried, it's time to lose some dead weight and be free as a bird... |
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike And His Flower Girls Step Out Again (photos) by longjohnsilver: 11:50pm On Mar 11, 2017 |
hmm...his life his way, whatever rocks his boat and makes him happy, that is what money can do. Money can make someone... Not judging 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Help!!!!! I'm About To End My Marriage Plans by longjohnsilver: 11:35pm On Mar 11, 2017 |
kkkp: Of her cheating or of what exactly? |
TV/Movies / Re: Jason Bourne Vs Ethan Hunt! Your Favourite by longjohnsilver: 11:25pm On Mar 11, 2017 |
call me old fashioned ...but Jason Bourne does it for me, the first trilogy was pure genius...the dude is a highly skilled spy assassin, the last two movies were not that great IMO and did not really represent what the franchise was all about. Ethan Hunt is also a wonderful spy, confident and suave but it still look like every other day spy(Bond comes to mind), he is the good guy, so either he has a gadget or he get lucky at one point or the villain hesitate to shoot and he is able to escape. Bourne is just brilliant, he calculates his every move that are mostly flawless, he doesn't depend on luck, I mean the CIA wants him dead, this dude turned a magazine and a pen to a weapon, dude wins it for me |
Romance / Re: What's Up With Some Guys And Under Age Girls?! by longjohnsilver: 10:58pm On Mar 11, 2017 |
the Edo corps member comes to mind... mumu paedophile 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 5 Signs A Girl Is Interested In You- Thatyorubadude by longjohnsilver: 10:54pm On Mar 11, 2017 |
Dayvhid: I second that motion bros...girls on the other side for this economy abeg...make man pikin hustle up and let the cash pile up. Even I don't like myself when I am broke, so how girl wan take like me? |
Romance / Re: Help!!!!! I'm About To End My Marriage Plans by longjohnsilver: 10:47pm On Mar 11, 2017 |
Hmmm...I think you are going too far with calling off marriage plans oh... Are you that insecure? or you have caught her cheating before? or cold feet, you deh fear long term commitment? because unless your babe is not that pretty, then she is bound to be disturbed by guys, it's all about trust, so keep calm n trust her but with your ears to the ground, these females sometimes can be funny. just my two cents tho... 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Very Poisonous Green Snake Killed This Morning by longjohnsilver: 2:11pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
Op...are u plannin to eat it nii or how did u know its poisonous. 1 Like
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NYSC / Re: Obeying The Clarion Call: What Will Do If This Is The Way To Your PPA? by longjohnsilver: 7:59pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Hahaha...life is hard oh. Thank God say na land surround my own PPA...even tho na village...i prefer am like dt. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: So Who Is The Cutest Guy On Nairaland by longjohnsilver: 10:27pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
Mk i catch tripz small for here bfor i proceed |
Romance / Re: My Babe Is Breaking Up because I Didn't Send A Text During Val's Day by longjohnsilver: 10:21pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
Really?? Wow...this is some really funny stuff. Better move on bro cos i dont really see u having a good future with her, might sound harsh but its the reality. My 2cents. 1 Like |
Business / Re: Academic Writing- A Goldmine On Fiverr: Learn How I Made Over $3,000 In 5 Months by longjohnsilver: 10:40am On Jan 31, 2017 |
Good day...pls if dere is anyone that want sell reviews on fiverr. I want to buy 4 reviews...quote me and let us talk. Thanks |
Business / Re: Outsource Your Fiverr, Upwork, Freelancer...Gigs Here by longjohnsilver: 9:58am On Jan 31, 2017 |
bemagnify: I will sent a whatsapp msg to u That is ur number in ur signature right? |
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